I'm Not Caught, so Why Do They Say I'm an Evil God?

Chapter 404

"You, you..." The furious father god was about to explode with anger, but after all, he was his lover for many days, so he still controlled his emotions:

"Well, I know, I know everything, Li Er, you don't like me like this, but it doesn't matter, I will become what you like now."

As he said, he turned around on the spot and turned into Miss Baobaozi with 8 big thunders.

Seeing his ancient god appearance, Li Er, who was originally disgusted by Nantong, could no longer control himself, and fell to the ground and vomited violently.

"Ugh, who would like such a disgusting thing as you... Ugh, a dead Nantong, and you have to do Nanliang... Ugh, eight big thunders and RGB lights, do you think you are playing 4WD Brothers? Ugh..."

He vomited wildly and output at the same time.

Every word was like a heavy hammer, hitting the heart of the furious father god hard.

His expression became more and more serious, and the anger in his eyes became more and more.

"Lil, what do you mean?"

"Hahaha, what do I mean?" Lil wiped his mouth and taunted: "Angry Father, do you really think I like you?"

"Don't joke, you are a rat in the sewer, a stink bug in the gutter, a hairy afro that no one loves, and a monkey with a front tail that can even grow a long whip backwards!"

"No one will like a waste like you, Nantong!"

"You are suitable to take off your reverse long whip, put it in your hook and enjoy it!"

He spoke very quickly, without a single dirty word in the whole text, but his insults were more than any words that the Angry Father had ever heard.

For a moment, the furious father was stunned by the scolding. He pointed his finger at Li Er blankly: "Then, then why, why did you come to have a blind date with me..."

"Hahaha! You didn't come here because you thought I liked you?" Li Er laughed:

"I did all this for power, for reputation! All to trample that bastard Li Cheng under my feet!"

"Obviously I am the genius, obviously I am the darling of everyone's attention! I am the student that all teachers love!"

"Why doesn't Ms. Yennefer like me? Why doesn't Dean Man Yue accept me as a disciple?"

"It's all because of Li Cheng, it's all because of Li Cheng! It's because of his appearance that I lost everything, and I went from a genius to a mortal!"

"I don't want to be a mortal, I want to be a genius!"

"I want to get the highest score, get the highest power, and fuck the most beautiful woman!

"I want Yennefer and Queen Man Yue to crawl under me, and I want Li Cheng to watch them serve me! ”

“I will trample all those who have taken away my things under my feet!”

“I, Lil, will step by step, step by step, and sit on the highest Lego!!!”

He screamed madly, and the furious father was stunned.

Li Cheng... I seem to have heard this name somewhere...

No, who do I care who Li Cheng is? What does it have to do with me?

You want to step on his head and shit, what does it have to do with me, the furious father?

Did I offend you?

As if he heard the furious father's voice, Lil laughed: "Fury! Originally, I thought I had held your thigh and was going to be the son-in-law of the demon clan!"

“For this day, I have even abandoned my human identity and wanted to be a human rapist!"

“But I didn't expect that you, a waste, would actually lose all the chassis! ”

“Such a big angry leader was actually taken over by Dianhuo and Rui. Haha, with such weak military force and such a stupid brain, a scum like you is worthy of being my son-in-law?”

“Waste, you big waste!”

“You, you, you…” The angry father pointed at Lil’s nose and was completely furious.

If he had been scolded by Lil before, he would have just thought that this guy was a clown who was stirring up trouble and didn’t care much.

But now, every word Lil said hit him where it hurt.

He could no longer control his anger.

He was so angry that he laughed.

“Okay, okay, I never thought that there would be a day when an ant would point at my nose and scold me. Hahaha, interesting, really interesting!”

“Okay, since you are looking for death, you can’t blame me! "

The Furious Father God's eyes condensed, and he waved his hand violently, and the surging magic power rolled towards Lille.

Wherever the magic power passed, both the grass and the trees were instantly annihilated into dust.

But facing such a killing move, Lille was not afraid but laughed.

He opened his arms and shouted: "Settlement!!!"

The glow of the World Tree lit up and wrapped him in it.

And the attack from the Furious Father God was directly blocked by the light outside, without causing even a trace of wind and waves.

"Is this... the power of the World Tree?"

The Furious Father God was stunned, and then he used several high-level magics in succession.

But those magics were also the same, blocked by the golden glow.

"Damn it, this place has been transformed into the secret realm of the World Tree? I am also a member of the secret realm?" The Furious Father God gritted his teeth:

"How is this possible? Can't the World Tree only use past events as a blueprint to generate secret realms? "

"Could it be that someone from the future created this trial?"

"Hahaha, guess?" Lille stood with his hands behind his back, his eyes full of pride.

He looked at the furious Father calmly, feeling more satisfied than ever before.

As a magician who has conquered the secret realm of the World Tree, he knows the rules of the World Tree too well.

When the settlement occurs, all creatures in the secret realm cannot affect the settler.

Even the Seven Gods of the Abyss are the same.

This is why he dared to provoke the Wrathful Father God.

At this moment, looking at the incompetent and furious Wrathful Father God, Lille felt unprecedented pride.

Yes, that's the feeling.

Even a big man like the Abyss Wrath can't do anything to me!

"Hahaha, Xiao Bao, I just like the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me."

"..." The Wrathful Father God stared at Lille, with nowhere to vent his anger.

He also knew that when this settlement was triggered, Lille would no longer be able to hurt him.

And when the settlement was over, Lille would be teleported out of this secret realm, and he would never find him again.

Not only that, according to the rules of the World Tree, this Lille should be from the future.

Even if he wanted to take revenge, he couldn't find anyone to take revenge on.

"Ah!!!"

The furious father stomped his feet, razing the forest within a radius of five kilometers to the ground.

He looked at Lille with anger, and began to gather strength.

And Lille also looked at him mockingly.

Cool, so cool!

The dignified furious father god was actually played in my hands, hahaha!

And the cooler thing is still to come!

Lille smiled and looked at his panel.

Such a big thing happened on the northwest front just now. The demons in the Hengshui camp have been annihilated by Rui.

That Li Cheng must be dead!

For so many days, under my deliberate targeting and search, this Li Cheng, 10,000%, has not been able to get even a position!

He didn't even become the captain of the team!

And I am already an A-level position-[The licker of the furious god]!

Li Cheng, Li Cheng, the difference between you and me is like clouds and mud, ice cream and defense!

As for the main task three, to find the truth hidden in this copy... Haha, I, Lille, have not found the truth, how can a soldier like him find it?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Therefore, the only task that Li Cheng can complete is the main task one - surviving as much as possible.

But even for this task, his survival time is not as long as mine!

In this secret trial, he is just a struggling dog in the water, and he got nothing.

But I hugged the thigh of the furious god and became his licking dog! Got everything!

What is crushing?

This is called crushing!

Li Cheng has been stepped on by me!

Not only Li Cheng, Lille can now be sure that his performance in this trial is the best among all the trialists!

This is a secret realm of the tenth level SSS!

Such a secret realm, what kind of blessing will I get, I dare not even think about it!

But the only thing I can know is that it definitely represents unprecedented strength!

Lille laughed wildly, and began to imagine the scene after returning to the Full Moon Academy.

I'm afraid that by then, I will be greeted by countless teachers, and be fought over by Yennefer and the Queen of the Full Moon!

And Li Cheng, haha, his genius disguise will be completely stripped off, and he will never recover from it!

He can only watch me and take away everything he has!

Oh? This feeling...

This feeling of flying...

Lille opened his arms and shouted with enjoyment:

"I understand, I understand! This is the feeling of taking someone's life!"

"Hahaha!! Settle, World Tree, settle it for me immediately! I want to go back and enjoy the fruits of the winner!"

As he said this, he looked at his World Tree panel.

Quietly waiting for the curtain call of this joyful drama.

[Trialist Lille, you have completed the main task 1. Get a higher position as much as possible. Your current position is the licker of the furious god (A level). You get... Sorry, the information is wrong, and the statistics will be re-calculated now. 】

"What the hell?" Lille kept his hands open, but was completely stunned.

Information error?

This World Tree can also have information errors?

Don't mess around!

Lil's heart suddenly tensed up. [Trialist Lil, information statistics are over, you still completed the main task 1. Get a higher position as much as possible. ]

"Huh... I was scared to death." Lil sighed: "I thought something happened."

Before he could completely recover, the voice of the World Tree sounded again:

[You have obtained the position - Li Cheng's licker (E-) level, you can get blessings at any time. ]

What, what?

Li Cheng's licker?

E-level?

Are you kidding me?

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