Let You Take over the Zoo, You Drive the Animals Crazy

Chapter 302

Chapter 302 Director Yang's killer weapon

"Director Yang, are you saying that what you just sprayed out was tiger urine?"

After hearing Yang Lin's explanation, everyone in the Forestry Bureau looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Yes, it took me a lot of effort to bring this tiger urine here."

"Especially when I was on the high-speed train, the security inspector forced me to try a sip, but fortunately I revealed my identity in time."

Speaking of this, Yang Lin still has some lingering fears.

"So that's the case, I was wondering what else in the world can scare those wild boars."

"I think it should be the Siberian tiger king in Xihong Zoo."

As they spoke, everyone in the Forestry Bureau looked at Yang Lin with hope.

Although they didn't say anything, Yang Lin couldn't guess what they meant.

"Hey, Director Yang, I wonder if we can purchase a batch of tiger urine from your garden."

"Yes, yes, the more the better."

"With these tiger urines, the frequency of wild boars coming down the mountain should be reduced to a great extent."

"Director Yang, don't worry, we will follow the formal purchasing process for the price, and we will definitely give you a satisfactory price."

"How about 5,000 yuan per catty."

Hearing the leaders of the Forestry Bureau talking to each other, Yang Lin had to say that he was moved at this moment.

The price of 5,000 yuan per catty was really beyond his expectations.

This is not tiger urine, this is clearly liquid gold.

But after thinking about it, Yang Lin finally smiled bitterly and shook his head.

"It's not that I don't want to sell it to you, it's mainly because the quantity of this stuff is too small."

"If you simply want to rely on tiger urine to restrict the activities of wild boars, the amount of tiger urine required will be an astronomical figure."

"Even if you collect all the tiger urine in zoos across the country, it may not be enough."

"And I think the effect of tiger urine from ordinary tigers should be much worse."

Hearing Yang Lin's response, the people in the Forestry Bureau fell silent again.

But it is obvious that they still don't give up.

"What about tiger feces? Does feces have the same effect?"

"Yes, yes, doesn't your zoo have a lion king? The effect of lion king's urination and defecation should be similar."

But just as they finished speaking, this idea was immediately denied by Yang Lin.

"I don't think feces will work, as it contains too few pheromones."

"As for the lion king, it's even worse. The wild boars in our Dragon Country don't even know the lion."

Just when everyone wanted to say something else, Yang Lin interrupted in order to avoid becoming a porter of nature:

"We don't have to be obsessed with excrement. Anyway, I'm here to help you solve the problem."

"Let's start with the root of the problem."

After saying that, Yang Lin looked around.

At this moment, there are still a large number of animals running around in the town, and the number of wild boars has not decreased much.

Such a scene may not be able to calm down for a while.

Seeing this, Yang Lin immediately brought the golden cat to a work vehicle of the Forestry Bureau.

Looking at the loudspeaker on the roof used to promote forest fire prevention, he immediately inserted a USB flash drive into the USB port next to the dashboard.

And his series of operations naturally attracted the attention of everyone in the Forestry Bureau.

"What is Director Yang doing?"

"Is it time to listen to music?"

"Is it a war song? Director Yang is going to take action?"

"Is he going to do ideological work on those wild boars and persuade them to return to the right path?"

"Director Yang has this ability? Can he reason with wild boars?"

......

Just as everyone was puzzled by Yang Lin's series of operations, Yang Lin also called up a sound file from the USB flash drive.

When he turned the volume up to the maximum, he clicked the play button.

The next second, a huge roar that resounded throughout the town came from the big speaker on the roof of the work vehicle.

The sound was so loud that some nearby leaves trembled.

Everyone in the Forestry Bureau was stunned on the spot.

However, what shocked them even more was what happened next.

After the roar, the animals that were still running around in the town seemed to feel some kind of great terror.

From pheasants and rabbits to wild boars, leopards and gorals, all of them trembled after hearing the roar.

Under the surprised eyes of the forestry bureau and the town residents, the animals in the town ran towards the mountain at the same time.

In less than five minutes, all the animals in the town ran away.

It was not until this time that Yang Lin turned off the loudspeaker.

Just as he turned off the loudspeaker, the forestry bureau surrounded him with excitement.

Looking at Yang Lin, who looked calm, and then at the USB flash drive plugged in the car, he seemed to want to say something, but was a little embarrassed.

Seeing the forestry bureau people like this, Yang Lin immediately said generously:

"I'll give it to you."

As soon as he finished speaking, the leaders of the forestry bureau thanked him profusely.

"Director Yang is really our great benefactor."

"Don't worry, we will return the USB flash drive to you after the copying is completed."

"This is a real expert. Those we invited before were all big liars. They paid the consulting fee but had no effect at all."

"This is called professionalism."

"I didn't expect Director Yang to have such a killer weapon. We sent so many people to solve the problem, but Director Yang solved it with a USB flash drive."

"This sound should be the voice of the lion king. The recorded sound alone has such an effect. If I were to invite this deity, these wild boars would be scared and dare not go down the mountain."

Listening to the rainbow farts of the crowd, Yang Lin was not at all arrogant, but added lightly.

"In fact, it is not as magical as you think. The IQ of wild boars is still very high."

"At most, they will know that the sound is fake after listening to it a few times."

"So this is only a temporary solution, not a permanent solution."

"But you can also distribute it to various towns and villages, which can more or less reduce some losses."

Hearing Yang Lin's words, everyone in the Forestry Bureau nodded again and again.

They are very clear about the IQ of wild boars.

If scaring people was effective, the pig plague would not have become so serious.

Just as everyone was about to count the losses of people and property, a local resident ran over in a panic.

"Leader, go and have a look. A panda ran into our pigpen and knocked it down."

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone from the Forestry Bureau followed his instructions and came to the scene.

When Yang Lin saw the panda that had strayed into the pigpen, his expression froze.

"Is the panda discolored?"

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