Chapter 192
Chapter 192 Tuantuan, how can I live without you? Third update
The next morning, the weather cleared up a little, but the temperature became lower and lower.
I don’t know who leaked the news that Tuantuan was going to southern Yunnan for a blind date, but a large number of tourists crowded at the entrance of Xihong Zoo in the morning.
When Yang Lin drove a pig cart and pulled Tuantuan to the entrance of the zoo, the tourists were even more shocked.
"I heard that Tuantuan will be sent to southern Yunnan to marry a foreigner. Is this true?"
"What do you mean by marrying a foreigner? That's so ugly. This is called marrying into a family. Do you understand?"
"From today on, Tuantuan is the son-in-law of southern Yunnan."
"Is this popular with animals? Panda Shura? Or the Panda King."
"Not really, isn't it just a matchmaking?"
"That's right. How can he be a son-in-law before he's even started dating?"
"Let the pandas from the neighboring province marry us. Our pandas from western Guangxi will never marry into a family. Of course, if the dowry is generous, just ignore what I said."
"I heard that two elephants were given as dowry."
"What do you mean by two elephants as dowry? It's not a dowry of A garden."
"Then should we, the people of western Guangxi, also pay some money for the bride price?"
"Don't move here. I'll go cut two trucks of sugar cane. We don't have much else in western Guangxi, but we have a lot of sugar cane. I hope the female pandas in southern Yunnan don't know how to lift it."
"I'll add two more trucks to let the pandas in southern Yunnan see the strength of western Guangxi."
"Yes, yes, let the pandas in southern Yunnan see the purple-skinned solid bamboo in western Guangxi."
"Then the pandas in southern Yunnan ate most of the Dragon Kingdom and couldn't find the sweet bamboo at the beginning."
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While everyone was talking, Yang Lin had already started the car slowly.
Perhaps out of reluctance, the tourists also took out various foods and threw them into the cages at the back.
Some threw bananas, some threw sugar cane, and some threw steamed buns.
Anyway, no matter what food they had in their hands, this group of tourists threw it in front of Tuantuan.
Soon, a small mountain was piled up in front of Tuantuan.
There were even two durians as big as heads.
Seeing all these different kinds of food, Tuantuan's eyes widened.
"The director really wasn't lying, there are really delicious foods!"
"But what are these two big guys? Open them and take a look."
"Yue..."
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As the car started slowly, some tourists couldn't help but follow behind the car spontaneously.
"Will we meet again? Tuanzi, you have to be happy when we meet again, okay? Tuanzi, you have to be happy, you have to be happy, okay, happy, happy."
"Tuanzi, how can I live without you?"
"Stop shouting, didn't you see that Tuantuan vomited?"
"Bullshit, that's because of motion sickness."
"Tuantuan is about to meet in person, when will my parents arrange a blind date for me, I really can't find one on my own."
"Go to Xihong Zoo and be an animal, an animal that is not defined by people."
"It just so happens that the position of panda is vacant, I will go to replace it for two days."
"Are you sure you want to live with pigs?"
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Just when Yang Lin took Tuantuan on the road, the news that Tuantuan traveled thousands of miles to southern Yunnan for a blind date also spread on the Internet.
Among them, the most excited were the netizens in western Guangxi and southern Yunnan.
When Yang Lin was still on the road, the netizens in the two provinces were already arguing fiercely on the Internet.
Especially in the comment area of a Douyin video about bidding farewell to Tuantuan, hundreds of thousands of comments have been added in just one hour.
"Tuantuan is our Guixi baby. If he really gets together with Yaya from southern Yunnan, I suggest that you both move to Guixi and live with your in-laws. IP: Guixi"
"Hey! Tuantuan is your baby, but Yaya is not our southern Yunnan baby. I think Tuantuan should go to our southern Yunnan Zoo. IP: southern Yunnan"
"Tuantuan can't get used to the food in southern Yunnan. Tuantuan can eat eight meals a day in our Guixi, and each meal is different. There is also a professional stylist. IP: Guixi"
"If you ask me, why not live side by side for a year? , when we have children in the future, the first one will be raised in western Guangxi, and the next ones will be sent to southern Yunnan. IP: western Guangxi."
"Why should the first one be raised in your place? IP: southern Yunnan"
"Our Tuantuan is a handsome guy, and his appearance is not comparable to your Yaya. IP: western Guangxi"
"Yo yo yo, you have already started to CPU our Yaya before we even meet. IP: southern Yunnan."
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Yang Lin was naturally unaware of the online debate. After leaving the zoo, he drove all the way to the Gui-Yun Expressway.
Almost all the pedestrians and vehicles along the way looked dumbfounded.
It was okay when we were in western Guangxi, after all, many people knew Yang Lin and knew that Tuantuan was going to southern Yunnan for a blind date.
But after getting on the highway, some of the vehicles and drivers from other places didn't know.
A gangster in an SUV with a license plate from northern Hubei was just looking at the scenery outside the car window, and the next second a big panda head appeared on his right.
At first he thought he was hallucinating, until he rubbed his eyes and finally confirmed that he was not seeing things.
He was so scared that he immediately said to the driver next to him:
"Brother, are you sure this is the direction to southern Yunnan? Did you drive in the wrong direction?"
"No? I followed the navigation."
"You still say you didn't drive in the wrong direction. Look at what's next to you. It's a panda. You drove to Bashu."
While the two were talking, Tuantuan in the car next to them stretched out his hand and greeted them.
At this moment, the two were completely confused.
"Did I really drive in the wrong direction?"
It was obvious that they were not the only ones who were confused. In another private car with a photo of Xiangnan hanging on it, four young girls were chatting excitedly.
"Pepe, I heard that there are many elephants in southern Yunnan, and they ride elephants when they go to school. Is that true?"
"How is it possible? There are not so many elephants in southern Yunnan. There are not enough to share."
"Then according to what you said, does every family in Xiangnan like Zhuzhu raise zombies, and does every family in Bashu like Huahua raise pandas?"
Just as the three of them were talking and laughing, another girl who was sitting in the co-pilot seat and didn't talk much suddenly spoke.
"I don't know if Shonan raises zombies, but Bashu definitely raises pandas."
"Huh?"
Hearing the slightly shocked voice of the girl in the co-pilot, several people looked forward unconsciously.
The next second, a giant panda facing them waved at them, holding a piece of sugar cane in its other hand.
Seeing this scene, a girl with a Bashu accent in the back seat smiled bitterly and said:
"It's over, I can't explain it clearly."