Chapter 503: Extreme Foul Mouth, Pure Enjoyment!

Two hours later, Xandar—

"The way you're talking about is to bring a lot of fine wine from Asgard and use it to bribe these inspectors?"

Leni looked at the Xandarian security chief who was smiling more friendly than Coulson not far away with a strange look on her face, and subconsciously complained:

"Is this a solution?"

When Sol heard this, he chuckled and said softly to Zai Leni and the other two:

"Of course, as long as it works, won't it be enough? What's more, didn't we bring a lot of beer from your earth? We said we wanted to promote trade between Asgard and Xandar. These are just gifts. There is no guarantee that they will not be fooled. ”

Glancing at the head of the security guard who swallowed secretly, Saul estimated that this guy was probably an alcoholic.

"Besides, how do they know whether we are here for real or not? There is no harm to them. Besides, to take a step back, this is also a good thing for Asgard. At worst, we will really establish a relationship with them. Just trade.”

"Okay, you, Three Days of Farewell makes me impressed!"

After understanding what Sol meant, Leni was a little surprised by Tiehanhan's sudden enlightenment.

"I didn't expect that the guy who used to be obsessed with fighting and hammering would now learn to play dirty tricks."

"Hey, I read it in the book..."

Smiling and scratching his head, Sol thought it was Leni who was praising him.

After declining the offer of an escort by the head of the security guard, Thor generously slipped a small bottle of Asgard's wine into the man's arms.

"Also, please do me a favor. In addition to discussing cooperation this time, we also want to find someone. We want to ask for his help, so..."

The head of the security guard's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw this, he secretly put the bottle of wine away, glanced around, and coughed lightly.

"Ah, don't worry, why don't you just find someone, I will definitely help!"

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of being remembered. If Thor did not secretly plot Chen Cang, the guard would really be worried that the famous Thor, the God of Thunder, had an impure purpose in coming to Xandar.

But now that Thor had taken the initiative to quietly reveal his intentions to him, he was completely relieved.

At least this way, if the superiors ask me about it later, I can explain it to them.

As for the specific reaction and plan from above, it has nothing to do with him as the little security leader.

Thinking like this, the person in charge immediately patted his chest seriously and assured Sol:

"Within half an hour, I will definitely be able to find this person for you!"

"Ah, I'm sorry to trouble you."

Seeing that this guy was so arrogant, Saul simply took out two bottles of beer prepared by Leni from under his robe and stuffed them into the man's arms.

"Midgard's beer is nothing without respect."

The person in charge's face smiled even more happily...

…

After seeing off the person in charge, Leni and the three of them walked out of the checkpoint with permission and followed the flow of people towards the center of the city.

As the most tolerant planet in the galaxy, the creatures on this planet are simply diverse. Leni alone saw no fewer than dozens of different races along the way.

A strong man with blue skin who looks like an Avatar, or a sissy with orange skin that looks like a lemon, or a slender beauty with deep red skin that looks like a member of the Red Skull family...

All in all, Leni and Meister had an eye-opening experience here.

"If Simmons sees these people in front of her, I'm afraid she won't be able to sleep again."

After making a joke, Mester's eyes were also full of curiosity about this planet.

"Indeed, she will probably have to study the paper all day long."

Leni nodded, took out her mobile phone and took pictures of what she saw and heard along the way.

If this video was shown to those guys, their jaws would be shocked to the ground.

"There are so many people here, and they all look different. How long will it take us to find them if we keep searching like this?"

Recalling that he and others had serious business to attend to, Meister quickly stopped his sightseeing appearance.

"Is that guard reliable? He said he could find it in half an hour. Was he bragging?"

"Probably...not."

To be honest, Sol himself is actually very unsure. If you ask him to fight and swing a hammer, he is really no better than others in such a delicate job of finding people.

"It's okay, I'm here."

However, Leni was not worried about this. As soon as she landed on the Rainbow Bridge, she had already activated the active detection function of the radar system.

Maybe it would take some effort to search for other people, but if it's that guy with obvious physical features...

As she was talking, she suddenly felt that her radar system had detected a possible target, and Leni's steps suddenly stagnated.

"Oh, what are you talking about?"

With a confident curve at the corner of her mouth, Leni greeted the two people who didn't know what she was talking about. She put away her mobile phone and walked straight to a square.

"...Look at that sly Mr. Smile, where's your wife, stinky old man? What a top-notch old hooligan..."

Quickly arriving at a square with a fountain, Leni heard an extremely bad breath from afar.

Looking at the guy who was carrying a weapon and holding a holographic terminal and laughing wildly, and the tall tree man lying next to the fountain drinking water, the smile on Leni's face suddenly became a little bit wider.

The two people following behind Leni saw Leni stop and heard the unbridled laughter. Thor looked closely and was surprised to find that the one who spoke was actually an armed animal!

"It's really interesting that there are talking rabbits on Xandar."

Thor looked at the furry guy and seemed very interested in him.

Hearing this, Leni did not explain, but pulled Meister, who was also very surprised, and signaled him to watch the show with her.

"Uneducated golden gorilla, who do you say is the rabbit!"

Hearing someone talking about him behind his back and saying that he was a rabbit, Rocket was immediately furious and said a top foul mouth.

Thor frowned when he heard this, but he did not get angry about it.

After all, he was indeed impolite before, so he took the initiative to introduce himself to him to show his friendliness.

"I'm not a gorilla, I'm an Asgardian, you can call me Thor."

"Hmph! Asgardians, Asgardians are worth nothing! You dare to call me a rabbit, your whole family is..."

Rocket, who was about to start cursing, suddenly paused, and subconsciously took the holographic terminal in his hand and pointed it at Thor's face...

"Fuck! One hundred and fifty million!"

Rocket felt his hair stand up when he was sure that he had not read the number displayed on the panel wrong.

"Huh? What's one hundred and fifty million?"

Thor was a little confused, and subconsciously looked at the guy's holographic terminal.

"Ah, it's okay, what did you say your name was just now?"

Rocket quickly put away the terminal, smiled awkwardly, and then put on a friendly expression, and secretly began to think about how to attack the fat sheep in front of him.

Unable to see the content on the terminal clearly, Thor's face flashed a trace of suspicion, but he didn't think too much.

After all, this is Xandar, with guards everywhere. No matter how hard he thought, he would never have thought that the "rabbit" in front of him had already had evil intentions for his head.

"Thor, Thor Odinson."

Without mentioning his identity as the son of the Asgardian God King, Thor carefully looked at this "waiting for the rabbit" combination.

He knew the tree man, the Flower God Colossus, this race is now rare, but he didn't expect to have the honor of meeting one on Xandar today.

"I am, Groot."

Seeing Thor see him, Groot greeted him in a deep voice.

"Hello, I didn't expect to see the Flower God Colossus here. You seem to be a little different from other tree people."

"I am, Groot."

"Oh, so..."

After greeting, Thor seemed to have just remembered that he was not alone this time, and hurriedly turned around to introduce himself to Leni and the others.

"Laini, let me introduce you. This is Groot, from the Flower God Giant Elephant Tribe. As you can see, this is their language."

Without mentioning the conflict between Groot and his tribe, Thor briefly introduced both parties.

"This is..."

However, when introducing Rocket, Thor suddenly realized that he did not ask the other party's name. He couldn't still call him "rabbit", right?

"Rocket, my name is Rocket!"

Repressing the shock and restlessness in his heart, Rocket folded his arms and looked at the two women who followed Thor.

What Rocket didn't expect was that after he reported his name, the guy named Thor turned around and looked at him with a surprised look.

"Are you Rocket?"

"What's the matter? Has my name been heard in Asgard?"