Chapter 72: The Vixen on the Road (1/2)

"Wow, isn't it? Uncle Master, do you want to do this?"

Lin Yu's whole face wrinkled up and he was speechless.

Uncle Simu is no longer very motivated in practice, but he is extremely motivated in life.

Lin Yu doesn't know whether he is making progress in practice or life. He doesn't know whether he is making progress or not.

But when it comes to making money, Simu is really serious and he really wants to make progress!

Since leaving Renjia Town, I have been traveling through mountains and rivers, heading towards Uncle Simu's home.

Lin Yu followed Uncle Simu on his short legs. His speed was not too slow and did not slow down his journey.

I don’t even feel tired after walking a long distance, and I even feel more energetic the longer I walk.

By the way, I completed two more growth tasks, and coupled with the hard work during this period, I have grown physically and mentally.

[Physique: 14]

【Spirit: 18】

Along the way, we looked at the mountains, the water, and the small woods, which was quite interesting.

But what left Lin Yu speechless the most was that before he left Renjia Town, Uncle Simu had a relapse of his old illness and started to make progress again.

They passed by a small town before dinner. Lin Yu had finished his meal and had yet to take a break. As soon as he turned his head, Taoist priest Simu pulled out a long team.

The night was dark, but we had to walk at night.

The shadows in the dense forest are strong, with some night fog, making it look a bit cold and clear.

From time to time, I think of the chirping of insects and the shouting of four eyes.

"Yin people rush on the road, Yang people avoid it."

The four-eyed Taoist priest was wearing a Taoist robe, carrying a lotus lantern, shaking the Sanqing bell, and throwing yellow paper outwards as he walked forward.

In addition to Lin Yu, there were about a dozen jumping zombies following behind.

Lin Yu had to admire this.

In just one meal, Simu can find so many customers. It seems that Uncle Simu is really good at making money.

"You don't know how expensive food, rice, oil and salt are, Xiao Yu, even if you are practicing, you can't be short of money. Look at how many pot-bellied men you have to support for this meal at night? This is a lot of money. "

Although the money Lin Yu spent was not for the fourth purpose, Taoist Priest Simu still felt his heart twitching when he saw so many pieces of ocean running away like running water.

It's not like Lin Yu is a poor man who doesn't know how expensive firewood, rice, oil and salt are.

It’s just that he has ways to make money, and he is not short of money now.

When you are really short of money, even just selling some talismans is enough to make a fortune.

To be honest, there are very few cultivators in the world who are as capable as Uncle Jiu and yet so poor.

How could someone who is so poor be a noble warlock?

Only rough guys who practice physical fitness can be so poor.

On the one hand, those who practice physical training spend a lot of money on food, drink, and medicinal baths. This is just to practice some martial arts, and there is no way to make money.

At most, he could be a bodyguard or a thug, and even more extreme, he could roam the green forest. If he was more honest, he could just open a restaurant and teach apprentices.

I really can't make much money.

But warlocks like Uncle Jiu are different.

Whether it is looking for dragons and acupuncture points, digging wells to read Feng Shui, weddings and funerals, divination in the dark house and yang house, asking for divination, exorcising evil spirits and drawing talismans, curing diseases and rescuing people, and even setting up arrays and refining weapons.

No matter which one is a craft to make money.

With so many craftsmanships, it is difficult to make money.

But according to Uncle Jiu's past financial conditions, it can only be said that he was destined to commit suicide.

How unlucky a person must be to be like that.

Although it doesn't look that bad, compared to his ability to make money, it is worlds apart.

On the other hand, looking at the younger brother's eyes, he looks a bit philistine in his search, and the clothes he wears are tattered and not willing to change, but his family background is very strong.

Lin Yu didn't want to argue with Taoist Priest Simu.

Keep walking forward.

Deep in the jungle, the grass made a rustling sound as it was trampled.

The mist rises and falls, a bit cool.

The cold wind blew by, and the earthy smell was mixed with a hint of excitement.

It seemed like some animal had urinated and encircled its territory.

"Uncle Master!"

Lin Yu shouted quickly, clearly feeling that something was wrong.

The fishy smell made Lin Yu frown a little, and the spiritual platform jumped slightly.

"How brave! How dare you steal a poor customer!"

His eyes were filled with rage.

A white shadow flashed past, and the last zombie jumped into the air and penetrated into the canopy of the tree.

His eyes moved forward to catch up, but he frowned again.

He turned to look at Lin Yu.

Before he could warn him, Lin Yu had already chased him out.

"Xiao Yu, don't act out of anger, be careful!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a golden light was thrown out.

Only a stabbing sound was heard.

"ah--!"

A long, sharp cry.

Hooray!

The tree crowns swayed around.

With a plop, the four-eyed customer fell down and fell to the ground.

"Oops, my client."

Before his eyes could feel distressed, he saw Lin Yu also raised his left hand, and another golden light was released and hit the top of the tree next door.

Although I didn't hear any screams of pain, I saw the crown of the tree shaking, the shadows of the trees dancing, and the rustling.

It was obviously the demon hiding in the dark who escaped.

"Uncle Master, what kind of heresy is this? Why are you stealing corpses?"

Lin Yu tried his best and left his four-eyed client behind, but unfortunately he failed to capture the secretly hidden thief on the spot.

Could it be possible that he met another corpse refiner from the Liu family in western Hunan?

This is so stupid and blind.

There is really a shortage of corpses. Picking one up on the roadside is better than snatching one directly from the Taoist team like Simu, right?

Lin Yu's spirit and physique are far beyond ordinary people, and his senses are much stronger than ordinary people.

He could only see a white shadow and smell a foul stench.

But for the time being, it was impossible to tell the origin of this person hiding in the dark.

He checked his client with four eyes.

My hands and feet were broken.

It is inevitable to feel great sadness in my heart.

"Ouch! This damn monster! He stole my clients so well that his hands and feet were broken. How can I explain this!"

His eyes were filled with rage.

It was broken like this, and it was inevitable that money would be deducted when it was delivered to your home.

Of course, a kind-hearted person like Simu just doesn't want to see the body tortured like this after death, so he is not angry because of the money issue.

Talking about money is just an excuse for him. He doesn't like to show his kindness too obviously. He is shy. (That’s weird)

In fact, it is normal for some accidents to occur when driving corpses over long distances.

Even if the body is really stolen, you will usually have to consider yourself unlucky.

After all, if a man is traveling thousands of miles in a chaotic situation, he may be gone even though he is walking, not to mention that he is still carrying a corpse.

Sometimes, there may be rain, snow, wind, frost, or some man-made or natural disaster. Even if the corpse exterminator has special techniques, it is inevitable that the corpse will become moldy and smelly.

It is impossible to keep things completely fresh like a living person.

Therefore, this level of destruction to the host family is acceptable.

But the four eyes are different. Apart from Jiu Shu, Qiu Sheng, and Wen Cai, three of his family members, there are probably very few outsiders who can pull the walking corpse out of his hands.

After all, in the entire world of spiritual practice, Four Eyes is considered to be top-notch.

He who can beat four eyes would not bother to snatch this ordinary walking corpse.

Of course, there's no need to say much if you can't beat him.

Therefore, the four-eye corpse removal service is fast, safe and has high service quality, which is really famous far and wide.

After a person dies, it is considered a rare fate to be able to catch up with his four eyes. He has accumulated good deeds in his previous life.

It is precisely because of this good reputation that Simu's business is easy to do.

The money Shimu earns is also due to the high quality of services he provides.

Although it is not a big deal to break a limb, it obviously lowers the service quality of Simu.

As a well-known corpse-repelling immortal from all over the country, Simu would never allow such a situation to occur.

"Uncle Master."

Lin Yu reminded him vigilantly.

Simu raised his eyebrows and snorted.

"There is a road to heaven but you don't take it. There is no door to hell but you have to throw yourself into it. If someone wants to settle a score with you, you don't know how to show appreciation and you dare to come and get in touch with them."

"Xiao Yu, be careful."

He took a photo of the amulet on Lin Yu's body.

"Uncle, don't worry, it is no match for me."

In the fight just now, Lin Yu had already tested the depth of the monster.

Simu nodded and rushed towards the direction of Lin Yu's sight.

Just halfway through the rush, a white shadow flashed out from behind the tree.

The speed is not slow and the body is flexible.

Shaking left and right, kicking and hitting his four eyes.

Shimu didn't even pull out the sword behind his back, he parried up and down with his left and right hands, all of them were on guard.

He raised his left foot and kicked it, hitting the monster in the chest.

The monster screamed in pain and flew out.

It hit the tree with a bang and fell to the ground again.

Unexpectedly, the monster fell to the ground but did not get up.

His whole body was filled with anger, and there were a few stabbing sounds, and the white clothes on his body were shattered into pieces.

Only a wisp of gauze was left covering her bumpy body.

She is actually a female seductress.

The Taoist priest with four eyes couldn't help but blinked, then snorted and sneered twice.

"Seduction? If my nephew wasn't here, I could still play with you. Now? You are just talking nonsense! You must die!"

Pull out your sword and strike forward.

The monster was lying on the ground, with his head propped up on his elbows, his charming face flushed, his red lips open and spitting bubbles.

Colorful bubbles rushed to the fourth eye and popped open.

For a moment, a dreamy mist seemed to cover a 5m radius.

Lin Yu became interested.

Squinting her eyes and smiling, she said, "Well, this female seductress has really mastered technology and learned how to put filters on herself."

Indeed, under the reflection of these dreamy bubbles, the already enchanting female fairy looks even more alluring.

If it weren't for Lin Yu's iron heart, no one else would have rushed forward, shouting high-sounding slogans about giving maternity leave to female ghosts as long as they were brave.

"Want to kiss me? You must die!"

The four eyes are not affected at all.

Perhaps because Lin Yu was standing behind him, he couldn't help but straighten his waist.

He drew his sword and struck forward with dignity.

In the angry and dissatisfied eyes of the banshee, she was cut in two with a sword.

After cutting it off, no body was left.

Only one embroidered shoe was left on the spot.

"With two brushes, you can actually create a clone illusion."

Lin Yu's eyes also lit up.

"Uncle Master, is this the kind of spell used by the Jade Rabbit in "Journey to the West"?"

But Si Mu held the sword and shook his head, full of disdain.

"This is just a minor illusion, not worthy of being compared with that kind of clone spell."

Just as he was talking, he took out two copper coins from his pocket and pressed them directly on his glasses.

It seems to be a mechanism that was prepared in advance.

Two copper coins were stuck directly on the glasses, and the square hole in the middle allowed Simu's sight to pass through.

The copper coins and glasses actually glowed with golden light.

It was obviously a magical weapon that Simu had practiced in advance.

He swept across the forest, "Little..."

Just when he wanted to remind Lin Yu, he saw Lin Yu sneer, and golden light shone on his body.

Golden light talismans, diamond talismans, and body protection talismans, shining brightly.

He was really armed to the teeth.

The small right palm was spread out, and a fire talisman was already hidden in the palm.

Turning around and twisting his hips, a leaf under the flower.

I saw a white shadow and golden light flash at the same time.

"Ah!!"

The shrill screams came again.

The fairy was slapped to the ground by Lin Yu.

The flames instantly burned off most of her wavy hair, and half of her white dress was also burned.

Lin Yu's palm was so powerful that with the help of magic power, and the blessing of bright and dark forces, he almost slapped the goblin's brains out with one slap.

The goblin was lying on the ground, and he was actually dizzy. With a swollen pig head, he was flirting with Lin Yu.

Lin Yu almost laughed.

He understood the goblin's purpose.

Although he was not yet an adult and had never had that ability.

But the goblin used a deceptive illusion, and it didn't necessarily have to use that aspect to seduce.

It could still confuse children and make them like it.

She saw that Simu was not easy to deal with, so she wanted to deal with Lin Yu, a child.

Although Lin Yu also had many talismans on him, he was young after all, and he must not have a deep practice.

Who knew that he would be a big bastard as soon as they met.

Knowing that he couldn't beat him, he immediately admitted his weakness and used illusions while lying on the ground.

Lin Yu took a closer look and found that the goblin had played a new trick.

Long wavy hair and a half-covered dress.

Before Lin Yu could make a move.

"Go!"

Taoist Simu made a sword gesture.

The long sword in his hand flew out.

A cold light flashed in the air, and the goblin had no time to react and was pierced through the heart by an arrow.

Then the copper coin on his eyes shot out two lasers.

The laser instantly shone on the goblin's body, and there was a sizzling sound and some smell of burnt eggs, which was the hair on the goblin burning.

It exploded with a bang, and the goblin was thrown two or three feet away.

It directly opened the distance between him and Lin Yu.

The goblin's Taoism was really average. If Lin Yu was not here, Simu could have played with him well.

But he was too concerned.

With Lin Yu by his side, Simu just wanted to nip all the changes in the bud.

The goblin died on the spot and changed into its original form.

The body shrank, and the limbs became a furry patch.

A closer look revealed that it was a fox, with half of its hair burnt off.

"This demon has drunk foreign ink."

Lin Yu said to Simu with a smile.

Times have indeed changed. When the vixen was seductive, she also began to dress like foreigners.

"No matter what water she has drunk, she is courting death if she dares to be arrogant in front of me, Simu."

Simu drew out his long sword, triumphantly.

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