I'm a Poker Player, Not a Yu-Gi-Oh!

Chapter 186

"By the way, the heroes can only move forward after fighting the previous team of enemies, so it is forbidden to let the small fry die and the remaining teammates go straight to Lord Darkseid. It's not because it is a threat to the Lord, but it's too boring. If the Lord is angry, not to mention the universe, even our Apokolips will be reduced to dust."

"After all, this is a game that all human beings are betting on, so we will broadcast it to the world. I, Kiskill and~"

"I, Lila, will be responsible for the explanation."

"The rules have been explained clearly. Do you have any questions, heroes?"

The scene changed, and the figures of the Devil Twins disappeared from the screen, replaced by the Justice League heroes in strange costumes. After they adjusted their decks, they were immediately teleported to the Apokolips base on Pluto by Darkseid with a snap of his fingers.

"It's too complicated, I don't understand. Can you say it again in a language that even primitive people can understand?" Yuma raised his hand, looking confused. His motorcycle helmet was nowhere to be found, and his entire face was exposed. His lobster-like hair was shaking, and he looked like a black question mark.

"Yuma! That bastard, I was wondering why he kept going outside recently, and actually went to do such a dangerous thing!" Mingli punched the ground hard, and the power of the karate black belt smashed a large deep pit on the concrete floor of the sports field. It was Erhuliu...ah, wasn't it?

"When that guy comes back, I will definitely hit him on the head with 108 lumps, and starve him for three days and three nights!"

"Well... Mingli, this will make you a bad parent. The child has grown up and will have his own ideas, just like his father... Hoho, people who inherit the surname "Ninety-nine" have always been like this. As long as they believe in something, they will complete it even if they risk their lives. We are here, watching over him silently, Mingli..."

"Grandma... Although you said a very cool line, can you take off that stupid clothes?"

"This is my belief, you unbeliever Malu!!! Go to hell, you will definitely go to hell!!!"

"Cultists, so scary..." Ninety-nine Mingli hugged her arms, curled up in the corner, trembling.

"...Kaito..." In the corner on the other side, Amagi Fika, with messy hair, fine stubble, and extremely decadent aura, raised his head and stared at the lonely figure standing in the hero team with a dazed look. In his arms, the young Yangdou poked his head out and stared at his brother on the screen in a daze.

"Damn it, I thought if we all attacked Darkseid alone, we would have a chance of winning. But we have to break through 5 levels..." Vector punched his palm hard, his face a little ugly. To be accepted by Darkseid, those Apokolips warriors can't be weak.

"Is this Pluto? We can still breathe. And the gravity feels no different from that of the earth." Yuma's focus was as strange as always. He jumped and jumped like a curious baby. After all, this is Pluto, the border of the solar system that ordinary people can never reach in their lifetime.

"You are a stupid creature that is not even a first-class civilization. You are the first in the technological multiverse of Apocalypse. For the sake of your fragile bodies, we have deliberately adjusted the gravity index and atmospheric concentration to values ​​similar to your motherhood, so that you will not die from excessive gravity or suffocation."

A heart-pounding sound like glass friction sounded, and a sticky silver liquid gushed out from the cracks in the ground and condensed, eventually turning into a humanoid object. On its arms, the silver liquid surged and turned into the shape of a duel disk.

"Oh! This is one of the four kings of Apocalypse, the minotaur warrior Gray Basket Slime-kun, who has the title of [Your wife is awesome, lend her to me for two days, hehehe]! Is he the first opponent of the heroes!?" Kiskiller stepped on the referee's seat and explained with a microphone at the top of his lungs.

"I didn't expect it to be the vanguard... Master, you are really mean." Glancing at Darkseid who was sitting on the throne and overlooking everything, the blue little devil Lila raised her lips slightly, stroked the starlight chestnut ball in her arms, and said softly.

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Cherish your IQ and stay away from the fan circle (consolation)

Chapter 208 81 Special Effects Film Studio

"If you mention that stupid title again, I will use my skills to bull you over sooner or later and send you to the unicorn interview!" The gray-basketed slime showed a fierce look on his face and threatened Kiskiller fiercely, then turned to look at the heroes, "Come on, I will be your first opponent."

"...Are you alone? I didn't expect the Four Heavenly Kings of Apokolips to be so arrogant. In this case..."

"And me." A crisp voice sounded.

With a "puff" sound of breaking, a small gray slime with a pacifier in its mouth grew out from the side of the gray slime's body like a conjoined twin. Two heads and four arms, it looks extremely terrifying, like a mythical creature from the world of K.

"I and I are essentially the same existence and share the same mind. Therefore, I and I are completely capable of dealing with you." ×2

The gray slime and the small gray slime said in unison.

"Ah..." Yuma couldn't help shuddering, hiding behind Vector with a look of disgust on his face, "I don't want to fight them!"

"So, what should we do? Send out a powerful character, or play the game of horse racing with a rookie... This is the first of the Four Heavenly Kings, so it is necessary to examine the opponent's strength." Vector pinched his chin and thought.

"Judging from the opponent's title, it seems that he is good at taking control of monsters. In this case, leave it to me. My Spacetime Dragon has the effect of invalidating all monster effects during the battle phase, which should give us an advantage." After asking the two commentators for autographs many times without success and being threatened with disqualification, Mizael returned to the team in disgrace, saying with a pale face.

"Mizael... Then, your teammate will be Ginga. Is that okay?" Vector glanced at Kaito and asked.

In the first battle, they urgently need a beautiful victory to boost morale. Therefore, even if they send out this powerful pair of dragon riders at this time, it is worth it!

And if they lose, then leaving the field early and not facing Darkseid can also ensure a way out.

"Don't question me... who do you think I am?" Kaito said solemnly, shaking his cape. He and Mizael walked out of the queue at the same time, unfolded the duel disk, and faced the conjoined slime Haruka on the opposite side.

"Then, right now, right now. The first round of the battle for the survival of this universe and all of you garbage humans begins. Are you ready——————???"

Kiskiller stepped on the referee's seat and raised her right arm high. The pink bat wings and demon tail behind her swung back and forth, proving that she was also having a blast.

"Kiskiller, why are you making such a loud noise?" Lila asked expressionlessly.

"Go!!!!!!" The huge roar scared away the Starlight Chestnut Ball in Lila's arms.

"DUEL!!!" ×4

[Siamese Gray-Blue Slime LP: 16,000, ROLL Points: 10 (Big Slime 6, Small Slime 4)]

[Kaito & Mizael LP: 16,000, ROLL Points: 9 (Kaito 4, Mizael 5)]

The four right arms simultaneously draw 5 initial hand cards from the top of the deck.

The larger head of the Siamese Slime said, "I'll attack second."

"It's expected that a deck that focuses on changing control will attack second. Main Phase 1, I Normal Summon Phantom Wood Dragon!" Mizael said nothing and directly slapped a hand card on the monster zone.

Amid the surge of earth attribute energy, a dragon monster with a wooden back emerged from the ground. Don't ask how it lifted the super alloy floor, just ask the AR space.

[Phantom Wood Dragon] [Effect]

[Race: Dragon] [Lv4] [Attribute: Earth]

[ATK: 100] [DEF: 1400]

"Then, this card in your hand..."

"It's a chain!" ×2

The two slimes said in unison, causing Mizael's hand to freeze in midair.

"Discard [Growth G] in your hand. This turn, every time your opponent successfully Special Summon a monster, you must draw 1 card from your deck." The two slimes discarded G at the same time. Double the rustling, double the tingling!

"Oh, so much! Slime players both lost G, completely interrupting Mizael's operation! Mizael, do you still want to choose 107→95 stack 3 and let the opponent draw 3 cards? Or stack 38 as a compromise? Or just start playing badly with Anaconda Phoenix? Mizael, what should you do!"

"Kiskiler, so noisy..."

"Tsk, double G..." Mizael couldn't help but snorted, a little shaken. But the hesitation was only a moment, his eyes condensed, and he continued the unfinished operation.

"If there is a ground attribute monster on your field, this card can be special summoned from your hand. Come on, [Phantom Water Dragon]!"

As the water waves surged, the dragon tribe composed of water waves bared its fangs and claws and landed beside the Phantom Wood Dragon, like a door god on the left and right, guarding Mizael and Kaito.

[Phantom Water Dragon] [Effect]

[Race: Dragon] [Lv8] [Attribute: Water]

[ATK: 1000] [DEF: 2000]

"Due to the effect of G, draw 1." ×2

The two slimes said in unison, and the action of drawing cards from the top of the deck was exactly the same. In this way, they won't lose G this turn.

"In this way, we can perform R8 Xyz Summon. Mizael, which monster are you going to summon?" Kaito muttered. He was just talking to himself, and didn't mean to ask, because his teammates would reveal the answer soon.

"Phantom Wood Dragon, effect activated. Once per turn, select 1 Dragon-Type Water monster on your field to activate. This card's level becomes the same as the selected monster's level. I choose [Phantom Water Dragon], and make [Phantom Wood Dragon]'s level 8."

Mizael waved his hand, and the two monsters turned into Xyz materials and overlapped, rushing straight to the center of the universe: "Use Lv8 Phantom Wood Dragon and Phantom Water Dragon to stack! Use two monsters to build a Xyz network and Xyz Summon! Come on, Rank-8, Dragon Knight Shine!"

The glow flashed like a supernova explosion. The knight who gained the power of the dragon and could break free of any shackles fell from the sky and guarded the two heroes, like a knight who dispelled darkness.

[Dragon Knight Shine] [Effect] [Xyz]

[Race: Warrior] [Rank-8] [Attribute: Light]

[ATK: 2800][DEF: 1800]

"G effect of proliferation, draw another card." ×2

In this way, the slimes completed the feat of 1-for-2 card gain during the opponent's turn.

"Cover 2 cards, end of turn!" Mizael hastily ended his turn and was ready. Dragon Knight has the effect of granting complete resistance at 2 speeds, and it is almost impossible to transfer control. So, what will the opponent's slime do...

Well, why not Anaconda Phoenix Man?

The pride of the Dragon Master!

At this time, Mizael's hand number is 1. The front field is [Dragon Knight Shine] in attack position, and the back field is 2 cover cards.

"Mine" ×2

"No, it's my turn." The big slime drew a card from the top of the deck and placed it in front of the big black eyes that occupied half of its head.

"So, what are you going to do..." Mizael and Kaito looked serious, and at the same time placed their right hands in front of the cards in their hands, ready to throw the hand pit to interrupt at any time.

"Main Phase 1. Activate the field magic, [Kyoto Tower Seaside Area]." The big slime placed a hand card in the field area. As the card effect took effect, the originally evil and magnificent Dark Temple gradually changed into a bustling city with heavy traffic.

"What is that card!" Lingya, who was watching the game, suddenly shrank his pupils. He knew that Ginga and Mizael were going to be in trouble!

"[Seaside District] is the favorite place for big monsters to attack in special effects movies." The commentator Lila said calmly, "When the buildings are destroyed and the humans are running around like garbage, don't you think it's beautiful?"

"Mmmmm!"

"By the way, Kiskiller, who is tied up and can't speak, is also beautiful. Hehe..."

"Ahhh~~~"

"[Kyoto Seaside District] has a continuous effect. Every time a card on the field is sent to the graveyard, place 1 Bad Beast Counter on this card, up to 5."

"Bad Beast Counters are..." Mizael was still confused about the situation, but Kaito's face changed drastically and he quickly discarded a card from his hand.

"[Growing G] in my hand, the effect is activated! Send this card to the graveyard, and every time the opponent Special Summon a monster, I draw a card!" If the opponent turns into a Water Machine Hundred Dragon, it's really a loss. At least use G to make the opponent hesitate...

"... Activate the effect of Dragon Knight! Once per turn, remove 1 Xyz Material from your own card and activate it targeting yourself. During this turn, Dragon Knight's own effects are negated and are not affected by effects other than this card. This effect can also be activated during the opponent's turn. Shining Power of the Giant Dragon!"

Although he didn't know what happened, seeing Kaito so nervous, Mizael also chose to trust his teammate who was also a Dragon Master, and activated the effect of Dragon Knight, giving him complete resistance. However, this is meaningless. If you want to know why...

"Xyz Materials are not considered "cards on the field", so no Bad Beast Counters are placed. This card can release 1 monster on the opponent's field and Special Summon it from your hand to the opponent's field in Attack Position. Come on, [Multidimensional Bad Beast Radian]!"

"Snap!" The crisp sound of glass breaking rang out. The sky in the coastal area shattered like a mirror, revealing a disgusting distorted infinite color dimension behind it. The huge black beast of destruction fell with one kick, turning the Dragon Knight and countless buildings into dust, and roared to the sky. That 50-meter body was like the birth of the God of Destruction!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

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