Chapter 134 Psychotic Patient 1
Chapter 134 Mental Patient +1
Jiang Qing was a little stunned when he saw this scene. He didn't know why it turned out like this. Now he didn't need to find excuses for doing bad things?
"Is this done by Instructor Yuan?"
The head coach was stunned. A few years ago, the news of this great scholar's fun was indeed spread in Beijing. At that time, he thought it was a malicious rumor. Now it seems.
"Okay, I know, you continue to eat. Uh, forget it, eat less. If anyone is hungry, take the fasting pill first."
The head coach looked at the mess on the ground and said helplessly. What kind of thing is so powerful that he can't suppress this energy.
Forget it.
As long as it is useful to the students, what does it matter if a few houses are blown up?
And at this moment.
In the research room of a certain instructor.
Books were placed on the table, and messy draft papers filled the room. They were all written with dense symbols and deduction processes. Instructor Yuan grabbed his hair and showed a painful expression.
"Chest muscles and pineapples also resonate? Then how do the energy flow, the earth, and me form a circuit?"
Instructor Yuan almost scratched his scalp. These things have no connection at all, how could they react? But the fact happened vividly in front of him.
Suddenly, he seemed to be deflated.
If you can't figure it out, just stop thinking about it.
People should learn to be bad. Instead of struggling on things that they can't figure out, it's better to do something else meaningful.
"What should I do?"
"Practice? Yes, practice!"
Instructor Yuan sat cross-legged in the room and began to breathe quietly. Everything returned to stillness, and the world began to slow down. A feather fell slowly from the sky, so slowly. So slowly
Every fine hair was presented in front of him.
The sky began to turn yellow, and then a little purple appeared in the sky, like a big sun.
"Huh?"
Instructor Yuan frowned while sitting cross-legged. What is this purple sun? It has never appeared before!
Looking more carefully, why is there a black vine on the sun, which keeps winding and extending?
Suddenly, Instructor Yuan's pupils shrank.
This is a fan of pectoral muscles!
Pectoral muscles that cover the sky and the sun!
And the sky on the left began to turn yellow, and another purple "sun" appeared. The two suns approached Instructor Yuan, trying to sandwich him in the middle!
He suddenly woke up, sweating all over, and breathing heavily.
"Fuck, what is the relationship between pectoral muscles and pineapples? I can't even find the common points."
"How about doing a reproduction experiment?"
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Trainee training ground.
The arena floated in the air, wrapped in a transparent cover to prevent the breath from leaking out and causing damage.
Everyone was doing combat training. After a day of adaptation, everyone had adapted to the simple spiritual energy blockade. Next, they had to learn to finely control the spiritual energy output.
Jiang Qing took a deep breath and started with the simplest continuous fireball technique. The spiritual power gathered in the palm of his hand, and then began to attract the fire element between heaven and earth.
The aura ball began to become hot, and after being compressed again, it already contained a lot of energy.
"Go!"
The moment the other party saw Jiang Qing rubbing the fireball, they began to gather water elements. Everyone knows the simple five elements, but in the past, they would never use only a single attribute to fight, which would also be easy to be restrained.
A ball of water was condensed for the most part, but the next moment, the other party suddenly twitched all over.
Then he suddenly did a backflip, and the ball of water also exploded in front of the other party.
Jiang Qing:.
He hasn't done anything yet.
So he could only observe the situation in other arenas out of boredom.
Qin Xiaosui, needless to say, this guy learns everything quickly. Sometimes he thinks that Qin Xiaosui might also be a time traveler.
Bailiye, Luo Hua, Luo Shui and others were also trying to control the aura and took the upper hand, but they didn't find Shen Chengxian.
"Strange, why did the person disappear?"
Just as Jiang Qing was puzzled, Shen Chengxian on the other side of the training ground was also very puzzled.
Instructor Yuan was standing in front of him, with a table in front of him, and said to him:
"Take off your clothes."
"Oh."
Shen Chengxian took off his coat without hesitation, revealing his exaggeratedly strong upper body. At first, he thought it was nothing, until Instructor Yuan took out two pineapples, put them on the table and said:
"Put your chest on it."
Shen Chengxian: "???"
But he didn't expect Instructor Yuan to glare at him and said in a thunderous voice: "What are you looking at? Just stick it on when I tell you to, obey the order!"
"Yes!"
Shen Chengxian took a horse stance and approached the two pineapples.
"Put it on completely, why are you hesitating?" Instructor Yuan pushed the two pineapples forward, tightly against the purple "big sun", and then he was satisfied.
"Okay, just keep this posture to practice." Instructor Yuan clapped his hands and prepared to leave, which made Shen Chengxian anxious.
"Report!"
Instructor Yuan paused.
"Speak."
"Report to Instructor Yuan, how long do I have to maintain this position?"
"Until it explodes. Oh, and don't get up without my order. Come on."
"What!?"
This time, Instructor Yuan did not stop. He took a spiritual energy stimulation device and began to continuously shoot spiritual energy into the sky.
Jiang Qing looked at this ray and felt a little strange. Could Instructor Yuan really be studying his nonsense?
"Jiang Qing!"
A voice came from behind him. He didn't know when the protective shield had been opened. The head coach was standing behind him and threw the student to the next stage.
"Head instructor, what do you want to talk to me about?" Jiang Qing asked with doubts in his eyes.
Unexpectedly, the head coach looked serious and looked at him for a long time before saying, "Do you think you can hide the things you did from me?"
Jiang Qing's heart skipped a beat.
"What's wrong with me?"
The head coach said coldly, his eyes sharp, "I'm afraid those explosions were all caused by you? And that pineapple, I don't know what you think, how can a normal cultivator take out a pineapple from a storage bag anytime and anywhere?"
Jiang Qing lowered his head and lifted the stone.
"The pineapple has a problem, what does it have to do with my pineapple."
"Still being stubborn!"
The head coach said helplessly: "You've almost driven Instructor Yuan crazy. In fact, I also know that you must be developing a new magic weapon, and the explosion power is not bad.
So just blow it up, I still have some family assets to give you, but you can't deceive Instructor Yuan like this."
Jiang Qing opened his mouth wide.
"What happened to Instructor Yuan?"
"You don't know!" The head coach looked distressed. "Now the draft paper in his room is full of pectoralis major muscles! Just yesterday, Instructor Yuan fell asleep during meals because he was studying too much and had to coach at the same time.
What's more terrible is that his hand. His hand. Will automatically find the pectoralis muscle!
Just touch me!"
The head coach was shocked when he recalled this. "I don't care. You can explode if you want, but you have to deal with Instructor Yuan's matter.
After all, he is a top scholar.
Studying pectoralis major every day, is this reasonable? If it gets out, others will think that there is some evil trend in my training camp, which made Instructor Yuan have an affair with Longyang!"