Chapter 10872
Er Gouzi was at home this day watching all kinds of news collected by the puppies, all of which had to be reviewed by him before they could be included in the new issue of Di Bao.
Now the Dibao of the Ergouzi family has become the best-selling commodity in both virtual and real circles, and every issue will be sold out like crazy.
On the one hand, this benefited from the dogs' keen sense of smell and pervasive gossip spirit, and on the other hand, it also benefited from Er Gouzi's favored status in front of the master of reality and the master of emptiness.
Of course, Er Gouzi is very good at business. Every time he collects news, he will copy a copy for Yun Chujiu and Di Beiming, and every year, he will send Yun Chujiu good things collected from all over the place.
So it is so red that no one dares to find it uncomfortable.
Er Gouzi looked at it, and sprayed the tea out of his mouth!
Then he laughed so hard that he almost fainted.
The lady of the dog's tail grass, Niao Niao, turned out to be dog pee moss? !
LOL!
Remember when the dog's tail grass was called a scorpion, it was worthy of finding such a good-looking little lady just because of its bear appearance? !
Fortunately, God has eyes, let it find out that the appearance of the curl is actually an illusion, in fact, it looks ordinary.
Although Niaoyou has started to show her true colors in recent years, and her appearance has become a lot more handsome, but it still has nothing to do with beauty.
But those cubs that Niao Niao gave birth to Gouweicao are better than each other, and each one is better than the other.
On the other hand, the descendants of Er Gouzi have all obtained its true biography. In terms of lip service, one is worth ten, and in terms of flattery, one is worth a hundred, but in terms of fighting skills, one is not as good as one.
Fortunately, it is relatively high-yield, if it is not possible, you can... fight in groups.
Because of this, Gouweicao often yelled in front of Er Gouzi: "Er Gouzi, Daddy has a raging litter, none of your little cubs can beat him."
Er Gouzi was so angry that he was dying, but he was powerless to refute, because just picking out a pup from Gouweicao's house could beat up a dozen pups.
Well now, the daughter-in-law of the dog's tail grass turned out to be dog pee moss. If this is published, how can the dog's tail grass see people? !
While it was dancing, a chilly voice came from behind:
"What are you bragging about?"
Er Gouzi hurriedly put down the things in his hands, and turned his head to flatter him: "Ma'am, are you awake? Come on, please sit down, I will beat your legs."
Standing behind it was a beautiful woman with a cold expression. Hearing Er Gouzi's words, she sat on the wicker chair Er Gouzi was sitting on before.
Er Gouzi knelt on the ground and graciously helped the woman beat her leg: "Ma'am, I saw a piece of news just now, and I lost my composure when I couldn't help it.
The news that the brats just found out, it turned out to be dog pee moss, I laughed so hard..."
The woman was stunned for a moment, then said lightly:
"What's wrong with dog pee moss? It's just that the family background is lower, it's more than enough to match a dog's tail!"
Er Gouzi nodded sharply: "What Ma'am said is, it's just scum like the dog's tail grass, that is, you are willing to marry it, otherwise you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life."
Speaking of this, Er Gouzi couldn't help but feel a little proud. Gouweicao has always wanted to overwhelm him, but in the matter of marrying a wife, Gouwei lost miserably!
Look at it, this daughter-in-law needs to have good looks and status. I think the people who wanted to marry her at the beginning simply broke the threshold.
What happened in the end? Isn't it still that the two dogs embrace the beauty? !
As for what it is relying on, needless to say, it is naturally... Shameless.