Chapter 4 There Is a Big Problem with This Basic Welfare

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Cells... are boiling! Howling in joy!

Genes are overturned like dominoes, and invisible illusory particles kiss and entangle with the existence called [reality] on his body, and then turn into each other's reality, presenting a vision that human language cannot exhaust!

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... In the parallel universe where the Batmobile is located, Batman has invested part of himself in every technology that controls the world...

... He has become a part of people's lives, providing a comfortable and safe life for the sheep...

... But the sheep started a revolution. They don't want to live and work in peace. These idiots just want freedom and all the shortcomings that come with it...

I was systematically wiped from this planet, and my electronic technology and physical personality were destroyed...

... I can only upload my consciousness into this huge car body...

No!

I'm not the Batmobile! Not even Batman, I'm Chen Tao!

Chen Tao was immersed in it for only half a second before he woke up immediately. Memories hit his brain in a mess, making his temples throb non-stop.

Wait.

Temple?

It was so funny, there was no temple at all. Chen Tao lowered his head and saw that the wheel replaced his arm and was spinning on the ground.

There was a bang, the sound of glass breaking. Chen Tao wanted to turn his head - there was no head to turn. He saw from the rearview mirror that his swollen body had crushed the glass door of the next room.

I turned into an off-road vehicle?

? ? ?

"Hmm..."

Huge memories were still being stuffed into Chen Tao's brain. This was the life of the Batmobile, love, hate, affection, hatred, all the reluctance and sorrow. He couldn't control a violent emotion in his heart, wanting to destroy the whole Gotham!

He looked at the ventriloquist, and the desire to kill and destroy immediately surged up. He suddenly wanted to take a bath in the other's blood.

Chen Tao felt that if he lived in an online game, he would probably have "morality -1, -1, -1..." floating on his forehead.

"..."

"This is probably the side effect of receiving memories, a complete mental pollution... evil? But this does not conform to my moral values ​​- what good will it do me to kill the ventriloquist?"

Chen Tao's mind was swept into the trash can with a flash of his dark and brutal emotions. The process was so easy that even he himself was speechless.

"I understand. The good Batman raises the upper limit of morality, the evil Batman lowers the lower limit of morality, and I have no morality."

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He is not Batman at all, and he cannot agree with the other party's three views, let alone understand the moral choices and struggles that he has made in his memory.

Since he can't empathize with him at all, he will naturally not be affected. Just like the trolley problem, everyone is thinking about who to save, and he is the only one who is thinking about how to take photos and sell them to newspapers to make money?

These two are not on the same channel at all.

Of course, this was only because the Batmobile was too weak, the negative emotions were too few, and he could not empathize with it. If it was a stronger evil version of Batman, would the result be different?

But for the time being, this is still unknown. Chen Tao quickly turned his attention to another question.

"Can I change back to my previous appearance?"

As soon as he thought of this, half of his body disintegrated into a dark red light spot in an instant, and then condensed into flesh and blood again, and the memories that were constantly playing in his mind also stopped abruptly.

Maybe it took a long time, or maybe it was in an instant... Everything returned to its original state, as if it was just a dream.

Chen Tao rubbed his knuckles and confirmed that he had turned back to the normal Batman at the beginning, and even his clothes were not broken.

His mind moved, and his left hand turned into a rotating off-road wheel with a swish, and then changed back the next second.

"As long as I want, anytime and anywhere, I can completely turn into that Batmobile..."

But in the end - what's the use of the superpower of turning into a super off-road vehicle?

"Listen to me, I'm going to kill you"?

And this Alfred Protocol... forget it, my original plan sounds more reliable.

Chen Tao shook his head. It has never been his style to entrust the success or failure of a task to an unknown variable.

He turned his attention back to the ventriloquist. Fortunately, he had driven the hostages out when he just subdued the ventriloquist, and now the other party was the only witness who saw him turn into a car.

The middle-aged bald old white man stared at him with his big blinking eyes, and the bat baby in his hand kept shouting encouraging words like "Yes, this is what a good dog should do!"

"Don't tell anyone about what happened just now."

"Woof!"

"Speak human language."

"Okay."

Ignoring these details, his original plan has been going smoothly so far. The snowball has started to roll. With the ventriloquist, he can finally hide behind the scenes and manipulate the other party to subdue more villains.

He can also use his identity as a ventriloquist and Batman's money to hire some international mercenaries. When the time comes, the villain army and the mercenary army will rush forward without any martial ethics. Even if Bane has three heads and six arms, he will be beaten into a cookie!

What about going into battle in person? It doesn't exist.

Even if I jump off the Wayne Tower and die outside, I will never...

After all, he is a time traveler.

It is true that he likes Batman comics very much, but it does not mean that he will be Batman in reality.

Who would give up his huge fortune and vent his chaotic emotions on the streets like a big bat late at night?

He also instigated teenagers to wear colorful clothes, not pants, and to be enemies with murderers and lunatics. Admit it, Bruce Wayne has been crazy for a long time.

But he is different as a time traveler. He is not a lunatic, he is a normal person.

Chen Tao currently only wants to get rid of Bane, the ghost who knows Bruce's true identity, and then retire peacefully, and then live a life of drunkenness and debauchery every day, wasting his last bit of energy on those socialites in Gotham City.

Yes, this is the life he wants to live!

Wasn't it for such a life that he struggled in Hollywood in his previous life?

As for what Gotham will be like in the future...

He has already thought about it. Do you really think that the Kryptonian with a body of steel and the 5,000-year-old demigod princess from Amazon are just eating for free?

Although Chen Tao has not found Clark Kent in the Daily Planet in Metropolis, nor has he found Diana Prince, an antique appraisal expert in Boston, after crossing over.

But the Daily Planet already has Louis, and according to the time calculation, these two will soon come out to stir up trouble. So now he only needs to get rid of Bane, at least to save his life before these two giants make their debut, and the beautiful billionaire life is waving to him.

As for those cosmic crises... at worst, he can just be a spoiler dog. With so many superpowers and demigods in the Justice League, could they be defeated and need an ordinary mortal like him to save the day?

Chen Tao's heart was filled with hope for a comfortable life in the future.

But now, the first thing is to defeat Bane.

Well, to be more specific, now is the time for the ventriloquist to call for cannon fodder... ah, no, mercenaries.