Chapter 29 Li Chuyi's Kung Fu
Li Chuyi was stunned for a long time, and suddenly he was startled and crawled to the Taoist priest.
"Wuwuwu~~Master, you are really awake. Do you know how much I miss you? Do you know how scared I am? Do you know how worried I am about what I will do without you? Do you know how scared I am that you will not wake up and I will be trapped here to death? Death is not a big deal, but do you know how many days I haven't eaten meat? Master, if you can't wake up again, even if I am not trapped to death, I will die of the plain water pancakes one meal after another. Even death will not be peaceful, Master!!! Wuwuwuwu~~~Master, I miss you so much~~!!"
Li Chuyi's words were like a string of snot and tears. At the beginning, the Taoist priest was a little moved. He felt that Li Chuyi was showing his true feelings and that he had not raised him in vain. However, the more he listened, the more uncomfortable he felt. At the end, he could only roll his eyes.
It seems that the main reason why this kid misses me is because he is tired of eating plain food every day, and he wants me to wake up quickly and take him out to eat meat?
Looking at Li Chuyi's tearful face, the Taoist priest wanted to slap him to death. He took a deep breath, ignored Li Chuyi's cowardly face, and turned to look at Ziyuan.
"How many days have we been here?"
Ziyuan was about to speak, but Li Chuyi on the side hurriedly took the lead and said as if to show off his merits: "Report to Master, it's been three days. You don't know that in these three days, I have not left you a step, and I have not touched you. I have been watching you silently, hoping that you will get out of danger soon and wake up quickly. I..."
"Shut up! Sit down!"
The Taoist priest shouted coldly, and Li Chuyi quickly shut up and sat upright, but the lingering flattery in his solemn expression made the Taoist priest want to slap him more and more.
Ignoring Li Chuyi, the Taoist priest looked at Ziyuan.
"Yes, we have been here for three days." Zi Yuan nodded and confirmed.
"Did it react in these three days?" The Taoist pointed at the Black Faceless in front of him.
Zi Yuan shook his head: "No, you two were like a pair of stone statues, sitting quietly for three days, until you woke up first just now, and no one moved during that time."
The Taoist seemed to be relieved when he heard this, and whispered: "Fortunately, it didn't run out. It seems that I am still powerful and I am still better."
The Taoist thought complacently, and the more he thought about it, the better it felt. Suddenly, he laughed crazily: "Hahahahahaha~!! I am still powerful! Do you think you can counter me and take over my body?! I Bah! Didn't you let me seal your soul? Just wait, I'm going to extract your soul and use it to make medicine! Not only you, but you and your world, when I succeed, I will definitely enter your world and kill all the men in your world and save all the women, hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Zi Yuan stared blankly at the Taoist priest who suddenly went crazy, as if she was uncomfortable with the Taoist priest's arrogant look, while Li Chuyi seemed to have long been accustomed to the Taoist priest's crazy look, and had no reaction to it. He still sat there with a serious face.
Silently comparing Li Chuyi with the Taoist priest, Zi Yuan confirmed her guess again-the master and apprentice were both perverts, and their brains were not the same as normal people.
Seeing that the Taoist priest laughed wildly for a long time without any intention of stopping, Zi Yuan deeply appreciated the Taoist priest's amazing endurance, and also understood Li Chuyi's "unique skill" of asking the same question for three days.
As expected, a master teaches his disciple like a disciple. The ancestors were right!
Just as Zi Yuan was secretly guessing how long the Taoist could laugh and how long Li Chuyi could sit, the black faceless man opposite the Taoist suddenly trembled, and the faceless black face slightly raised, as if looking at the Taoist.
The Taoist's laughter stopped abruptly. Looking at the black face opposite, he sniffed and murmured: "You, you can actually wake up?"
The black faceless man did not make any sound, but the slightly trembling black face made Li Chuyi and Zi Yuan feel inexplicably that he seemed to be answering the Taoist, and the answer was mocking.
Sure enough, the Taoist suddenly became furious, looked at Heimian and shouted: "How dare you mock me? You shameless black bastard, just wait, if I can't kill you today, I will no longer be surnamed Li, but Hei!"
Without looking back, the Taoist said to Li Chuyi:
"Chuyi, take Ziyuan back, raise your breath and practice, Chapter 5 of the third chapter, practice with all your strength, protect you and Ziyuan! Remember not to sacrifice your Bagua plate!"
Before the Taoist finished speaking, a thick black fog spread out. Although I don't know what's so powerful about this black fog, it is definitely not a good thing.
Li Chuyi hurriedly hugged Ziyuan and ran back to the corner of the wall. While running, he practiced the mysterious skills silently as the Taoist said. When the black fog caught up with the two and enveloped them, a layer of light film appeared faintly, covering them. Zi Yuan, who was held by Li Chuyi, was struggling a little, but seeing this, she stayed in Li Chuyi's arms obediently.
The two hid in the corner and looked silently at the center of the black fog. There, the Taoist priests shouted continuously, and occasionally there was a flash of light.
The method that Li Chuyi practices is taught by a Taoist priest. According to the Taoist priest, it is called "Dao Dian". There are ten chapters in total, and each chapter has three to nine chapters. Unlike conventional methods, the scriptures taught by Taoist priests do not need to be practiced step by step. As long as you can understand and practice, then even if you practice ten large chapters at the same time, it is not a bad idea.
Li Chuyi has been practicing since he was a child, and he can recite the ten scriptures by heart. But just being able to recite is useless. The key is to understand, and only when you understand can you practice. Therefore, Li Chuyi can only practice four of them now. Although he can recite the other few, they are like heavenly books to Li Chuyi, and he has no idea where to start.
Among these four chapters, except for some strange methods such as "opening the eyes of heaven", "ears and eyes", and "wisdom and soul", there is no method that Li Chuyi has always longed for, such as flying into the sky, hiding in the ground, and turning the clouds and rain.
The third chapter mentioned by the Taoist priest is the one that Li Chuyi has made the most progress in. The third chapter has seven chapters. Li Chuyi has just reached the fifth chapter, but he has never told the Taoist priest.
Li Chuyi didn't know how the Taoist priest knew his progress in cultivation, and he didn't know why he had to practice this chapter. In fact, although Li Chuyi had been practicing since he was a child, it was the Taoist priest's request, saying that it was good for his health. After practicing for a long time, Li Chuyi felt that his body was indeed much better than that of ordinary people. At least he was free from all diseases and was not afraid of cold and heat. According to the Taoist priest, he was considered a cultivator.
Over time, Li Chuyi also regarded cultivation as a habit. In particular, once Li Chuyi told the Taoist priest about the results he had finally figured out, hoping to get the Taoist priest's praise, but was mercilessly ridiculed by the Taoist priest, and at the end he gave a comment that "you have been thinking about it for so long and only got so little, even pigs are smarter than you." Li Chuyi was completely obsessed with these ten inappropriate "Daoist Canons" and thought about these ten things whenever he had nothing to do.
Since he was young, Li Chuyi had developed an internal energy in his body. As he practiced, the energy grew stronger.
Li Chuyi could feel that it was this energy that kept him from all diseases, cold and heat, and protected him from being caught and beaten when he cheated with the Taoist priests, reducing his physical pain. When he followed the Taoist priests to exorcise demons, the sneaky creatures seemed to be afraid of the energy he practiced.
Apart from this, Li Chuyi had never discovered any other effects of his practice. As for the strange and bizarre methods recorded in the Taoist scriptures, such as "opening the eyes of heaven", "ears and eyes", and "wisdom and soul", none of them could be activated except for "learning" to open the eyes of heaven with his natural Yin-Yang eyes.
Chapter 5 of the third chapter, Li Chuyi understood it and succeeded in practicing it initially, but what it was used for, Li Chuyi, like practicing other chapters, was not clear. Until this moment, Li Chuyi finally knew that the method he practiced had a third effect besides the two effects of strengthening the body and catching ghosts - resisting the black fog.
In this regard, although the situation is very dangerous now, Li Chuyi is still very happy.
After all, he is also a cultivator, and he has been practicing for so many years. Others can fly into the sky and hide in the ground, but he can only strengthen his body and exorcise demons to earn some money. The difference is too big. Now that he has finally discovered the third function, Li Chuyi feels for the first time that his skills should still have great potential, not as useless as he imagined.
"Humph, dare to threaten me, if I am not tricked and seriously injured, I can kill you a hundred or eighty times with one backhand. Now listen to me and let me seal you. Hey! Look at my carefully improved magic skill - Heavenly Demon Phantom!"
As the Taoist's loud voice came, the surging black fog suddenly paused, and then retracted at a very fast speed. As the black fog receded, the Taoist's figure gradually appeared.
The Taoist priest turned into a series of phantoms, attacking Hei Wumian from all angles. Because of the speed, the figure left behind did not have time to dissipate in Li Chuyi's eyes, and appeared in another position, making Li Chuyi have the illusion that the Taoist priest had countless clones, attacking Hei Wumian at the same time. Hei Wumian condensed the black mist into two huge palms, covering his body tightly, and constantly resisting the Taoist priest's attack. As the two collided, the loud "bang bang" sound became one, which made Li Chuyi's ears buzz, dizzy, and almost nauseous.
Just when Li Chuyi couldn't help but spit it out, the Taoist suddenly paused, pinched his hand, opened his eyes and shouted: "Hey! The sky and the earth are boundless, the universe is under the control of the law! All the ghosts and monsters, all of them are buried by me! Seal me!"
As soon as the voice fell, a huge Yin-Yang fish that seemed to be surrounded by countless ghosts appeared in front of the Taoist with the Taoist's finger as the center, and seemed to be slowly but quickly pressing towards Hei Wumian.
Seeing this, Hei Wumian's body was suddenly covered with black mist, and the two black mist giant hands merged into a palm that seemed to have substance, and went towards the Yin-Yang fish.
When the two met, the black giant hand that seemed to have substance only made the Yin-Yang fish pause slightly, and then it was pressed down by one of them, turning into a ball of black mist, and rolled towards Hei Wumian with the Yin-Yang fish.
When the Yin-Yang fish carrying countless black mists pressed down on Hei Wumian, Hei Wumian's smooth black face without a face suddenly surged like breaking waves, as if making a shrill cry, and then like the black giant hand, his whole body turned into a ball of black mist and scattered along with the advancement of the Yin-Yang fish.
After being broken into black mist, Black Faceless continued to roll and crash around, but the Yin-Yang fish did not disappear, but stayed in place, firmly covering the black mist, not letting it out at all.
Seeing this, the Taoist smiled coldly and said, "I'm trying my best to practice, and you, a half-human thing, still want to run away? Bah! Let me take you in honestly."
After saying that, the Taoist's Dao spell changed, and the black mist was like dough, split by something, and turned into wisps of black smoke like when it appeared, following the direction of the Taoist's finger, rushing back to the dark incomplete part of the Taoist's body. Not long after, the black mist dissipated, as if it had never appeared.
"The stinky Taoist is still as perverted as ever." Li Chuyi, whose ears were still buzzing, thought to himself.
After checking several times and confirming that there was no black mist left, the Taoist turned his head and looked at Li Chuyi.
"Stinky boy, where is my body?"