I Am a Giant Baby, the Country Supports Me (5)

Chapter 22

When the last person in the dormitory, dormitory director Zhang Zejun, opened the door and came in, he thought he had entered the wrong room.

The bedroom was quiet.

Cheng Yueyang was sitting in his seat reading, which was normal. After all, Cheng Yueyang had to work-study, so he spent a lot less time in school, and he also liked to find opportunities to read.

Ji Changze is also reading a book.

This is also normal. The most common thing Ji Changze does in the dormitory is reading (zhu:ang'b-i).

But Zheng Qinghui...

Zhang Zejun looked as if he was in a dream as he looked at the man who had just put down the mop, walked across the reflective ground, washed an apple quickly, peeled it and cut it into pieces carefully, and inserted toothpicks.

Finally, he brought this apple, which had changed from an ordinary apple to a chopped corpse, to Ji Changze's table.

Smiling, kind-hearted, and gentle:

"Nagaze, eat the apple. I've put the toothpick on it. It won't waste much time."

The young man looked away from the book for a second, with a calm expression:

"Thanks."

It was obvious that he still had the same cold and indifferent expression and his tone of wanting to be beaten. If this happened before, Zheng Qinghui would definitely have a bad temper.

But today...

"No thank you, no thank you. I'll get it for you after you finish eating."

Zheng Qinghui's face was full of flattery. Looking at it like that, he wanted to rush up and give Ji Changze a leg and shoulder massage.

The flattery is almost hard to look at.

Zhang Zejun: "..."

It must be the wrong way he opened the bedroom door.

He turned around silently and went out, then opened it again.

Zheng Qinghui was still smiling at Ji Changze.

Zhang Zejun: "..."

What happened? ?

Didn't he just go home once?

It's only been a day, he's only been gone for a day, right?

Why do I feel like just going out for a while, it seems like the whole dormitory has changed.

"The old army is back?"

Zheng Qinghui saw him first. He shouted, smiled like before, took an apple and threw it directly into Zhang Zejun's arms:

"Here, eat the apple."

The same attitude as before, the same gesture of throwing the apple.

But Zhang Zejun was still confused.

He couldn't help but imitate Zheng Qinghui and lower his voice: "Qinghui, why do you speak so quietly?"

It's like being a thief.

Zheng Qinghui whispered: "I'm afraid it will disturb Nagasawa's study."

Zhang Zejun; "..."

Sure enough, he was still dreaming.

He didn't know what to do, so he could only tentatively walk into the dormitory with the apple in hand. When he was crossing the ocean, he looked at the basin next to him strangely.

"Yueyang, why don't you wash your clothes?"

The voice was still very quiet.

Cheng Yueyang wrote furiously: "I can't waste time. I don't have much time. I want to study!!"

Zheng Qinghui, who was busy trying to wipe the table again, was reminded.

"Yes, I don't have much time, I also have to study!"

He had completely forgotten why he didn't believe in the "not much time" theory before.

All that was left in his mind was: This is what top student Ji Changze said.

People are so smart just to learn not to do laundry.

Of course he wanted it too.

Zhang Zejun once again looked at Zheng Qinghui with a confused look on his face, and then he took off his clothes, even though he only took off his coat.

But after he took it off, he didn't wash it, but threw it directly into the basin.

Zhang Zejun: "???"

Zheng Qinghui loves cleanliness the most.

"Qinghui, what are you doing?"

"I can't waste time, I want to study."

Zhang Zejun: "...Forget it, I'll bring you some clothes when I get down in a while."

"don't want!"

"don't want!"

The duet sounded.

Both of them looked disgusted: "The washing machine downstairs is too dirty. I advise you not to wash it downstairs."

Zhang Zejun: "...Then I don't wash it downstairs, I wash it by hand?"

"Don't, it's such a waste of time. Let me tell you, Old Jun, the average life span of a person is 75 years, which means..."

It's obviously just science popularization (brainwashing), but Cheng Yueyang's skills are worse.

Zhang Zejun didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"According to what you are saying, let's stop washing clothes? Then don't take showers, no, I said when did you do this, so..."

He struggled for a long time, but he didn't say a few words that were so easy to fool.

Zhang Zejun said and glanced at Ji Changze who was still reading quietly.

He didn't have any bad feelings towards Ji Changze.

But there is definitely no good impression, after all what Ji Changze did before.

As the dormitory chief, Zhang Zejun was often implicated.

Fortunately, he has an honest temper and doesn't care much. If it were Zheng Qinghui, he would have started a fight long ago.

But now seeing his two roommates acting as if they were possessed by evil spirits, Zhang Zejun was murmuring in his heart.

He didn't have the heart to twist and turn, so he stepped forward and asked:

"Nagaze, was it you who told them not to do laundry?"

Ji Changze raised his eyes and looked at him coldly:

"No."

Zheng Qinghui, whose face was full of "I want to rely on my idol, will do whatever the idol says" was confused.

He looked at Cheng Yueyang, who quickly waved his hands and explained: "He didn't ask me not to do the laundry. He just told me how precious time is. It was me who didn't want to do the laundry."

Ji Changze nodded, looking calm.

He didn't mean to open his mouth.

After all, among the roommates in the dormitory, Zhang Zejun can be said to be the one with the best temper.

Simply put, others still need him to explain (cheat), but Zhang Zejun doesn't need it.

He will cheat himself clearly.

Zheng Qinghui, who admires the academic master the most, still has a firm face: "Anyway, I want to be like Changze, and I don't want to wash clothes."

Ji Changze frowned slightly, with a look of disapproval on his face.

Zheng Qinghui noticed it at a glance and asked quickly: "What's wrong, Changze, can't I do this? Do I need to change my study method?"

Ji Changze: "You don't have to do this."

"I do!"

Zheng Qinghui talked endlessly: "I have admired those smart people since I was a child. To be honest, my grades in junior high school were not good, but I didn't give up. I asked my father to spend money to buy me into No. 1 Middle School, and then I worked hard without slacking off. I worked even harder in high school, and then I was admitted to our school."

"Don't worry, Changze, I'm not the kind of person who cares about things. We Northeasterners are straightforward. I misunderstood you before. I was wrong. I apologize to you. We will still be good brothers in the future!"

After that, he smiled again: "Whatever you do in the future, I will do it. Don't worry, I won't waste time."

Ji Changze's expression was a little subtle, and he looked at him and pondered for a few seconds.

Zheng Qinghui was full of expectations, trying to get him to say something immortal.

Ji Changze: "IQ is innate."

The implication is that no matter how hard Zheng Qinghui tries, he can't really become a top student.

Zheng Qinghui: "..."

"Puff!"

Zhang Zejun couldn't help laughing. Seeing Zheng Qinghui glaring at him, he quickly turned around and covered his mouth: "Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help it."

Ji Changze continued: "But there are ways to improve IQ."

Zheng Qinghui, who had originally looked disappointed, immediately became energetic and looked forward to it again.

"What is the method?"

Just after saying this, he remembered something and quickly added: "Don't worry, I won't use your method for nothing. Tell me, I'll give you money, treat you, anything."

He really wanted to be an excellent person.

"Listen more, watch more, and learn more."

Ji Changze told him directly: "If you keep doing this, your IQ will improve, but it won't improve much."

Zheng Qinghui's smile froze.

This method...

Isn't it a method that everyone knows?

He has been doing this since he was a child.

Since he was a little kid.

When people touched his head and said, "This kid is worthy of being the son of General Zheng, he is so cute and lovable, and a tiger father will have a dog son.", he had already decided that he must surpass his father.

Let people know that there is a saying that a tiger son will have a dog father! !

However, ideals are full and reality is cruel.

No matter how hard he tried, how much he tried to make himself like those geniuses, he was beaten to death on the beach in the end.

If it were before, he would definitely directly mock Ji Changze for fooling him.

But now, how could a top student fool him?

This must have a deep meaning.

Zheng Qinghui said with a chuckle: "In fact, I have been doing this since I was a child, but I don’t feel that I am much smarter. Is it because my method is wrong? Or is it because the things I learned, listened to, and watched are not right?"

Ji Changze pretended to be silent.

Then, under Zheng Qinghui's nervous gaze, he nodded with certainty:

"Maybe it's because you are particularly stupid."

Zheng Qinghui: "..."

"Hahahahahahaha!"

Zhang Zejun couldn't help laughing again.

Cheng Yueyang didn't laugh. At this moment, the poor man who was worried about the collapse of the plastic brotherhood in the dormitory said quickly:

"Qinghui, don't be angry. Changze just speaks directly. Laojun, don't laugh either."

Zheng Qinghui was not angry.

Even if he was angry, he was not angry with Ji Changze.

How could a top student be wrong?

Even if he was wrong, it must not be intentional.

Geniuses all have some character flaws, he understands.

Zheng Qinghui smiled firmly: "It doesn't matter, I will stick to it, Changze, don't worry, I will be the same as you in the future, I will do nothing but study, I believe that if I continue like this, I will definitely succeed."

Cheng Yueyang also looked very confident: "Me too!"

The only one who didn't know what happened, Zhang Zejun: "...So will I be the only one cleaning our dormitory in the future?"

Ji Changze certainly couldn't agree with them.

He shook his head: "I don't recommend you to do this."

"I can remember the content of a page of a book in ten seconds, and washing clothes takes 45 minutes and 2,700 seconds. If I don't waste time washing clothes, I can remember an extra 270 pages of knowledge a day."

"How much can you remember?"

Zheng Qinghui: "Hmm..."

He felt like his heart was stabbed.

Cheng Yueyang calculated and whispered awkwardly: "About... maybe... ten pages?"

Zheng Qinghui felt like his heart was stabbed again: "I five pages..."

Zhang Zejun: "Ah? What ten seconds? Changze you? Are you so awesome?"

Ji Changze: "I will take these clothes home and wash them, will you?"

The two said again: "..."

Yes, their family is not here.

Zheng Qinghui, who was in depression, suddenly realized something. He raised his head suddenly with a look of enlightenment on his face:

"I know! You have a good memory. You can memorize the contents of a page of a book in ten seconds, so your time is precious. That's why your mother will follow you to the capital!!"

Zhang Zejun: "?? What?? What on earth are you talking about??"

Zheng Qinghui didn't look at him at all, but was immersed in his own thoughts.

No wonder!

No wonder Ji Changze has never done anything since he started school.

The sanitation is not cleaned and the garbage is not taken out.

And even the clothes will be taken back to my mother to wash.

correct! !

Everything is right! !

Zheng Qinghui clapped his hands, his face full of annoyance: "Why didn't you tell us this! Do you know that there are people on the Internet now saying that you have a giant baby? I can guarantee that those people will be ashamed if they know the truth."

Ji Changze: "Should I tell you?"

Zheng Qinghui: "..."

Cheng Yueyang was used to it and quickly opened his mouth to help explain: "Don't misunderstand Qinghui, Nagaze..."

"I understand! I understand, I understand everything!"

Zheng Qinghui was not angry, but had a look of understanding: "Geniuses are like this, haven't you seen the TV series? Nagasawa is pretty good, at least we can understand what he said."

Zhang Zejun: "...Can you tell me what's going on?"

Zheng Qinghui clapped his hands.

Because he wanted to be a genius since he was a child, he did a lot of research.

Reader Zheng Qinghui is online:

"Nagaze, you did the right thing. Your brain is so precious. You shouldn't waste your time on such trivial matters. No wonder you didn't care about others and didn't talk much before. Yes, you did the right thing. You should spend your limited time on it. Spend your time on unlimited learning, so that you can be worthy of your brain.”

Ji Changze: He doesn't care about others and doesn't talk much. That's because the original owner doesn't like these roommates.

But he didn't have to admit it.

All he needs to do is keep his face expressionless and don't reply.

Sure enough, when Zheng Qinghui saw him like this, his expression became more and more certain:

"Don't worry, you don't need to do these trivial matters. I'll help you deal with the rumors on the Internet. As for the car incident, I'll go up and apologize to you right away. Don't worry! Even if I pour black water on myself, I won't make you famous. damaged."

Ji Changze: "What kind of reputation?"

"No, it's nothing. You don't need to know these things. You just need to study hard and bring glory to the country and our 301!"

With a passionate look on his face, Zheng Qinghui found the computer and began to protect people passionately.

Zhang Zejun: "...So, what happened??"

Cheng Yueyang: "The matter about Nagaze is actually a misunderstanding. He is just too lazy to explain."

"Okay, I'm going to do the laundry. Do you want to come with me?"

Zhang Zejun, who was still confused: "...don't you not wash your clothes?"

Cheng Yueyang: "Didn't you listen to what Nagaze said? He can learn so many things without washing clothes. It's very cost-effective. But I can't do it. I'm not smart and I don't have a mother to wash my clothes. I'd better wash my clothes."

"By the way, let me tell you, Nagasawa is being wronged by the outside world. We, 301, must speak up to the outside world and help him speak up so that people don't misunderstand him."

Zhang Zejun understood now.

It turns out it was a misunderstanding, that’s good, that’s good.

He nodded: "Don't worry."

The two of them packed their things together and prepared to go out.

Ji Changze took the time to look up and saw that Zhang Zejun had already accepted the persona of "Ji Changze is a good man" and turned the pen in his hand.

He just said that even if he didn't do anything.

Zhang Zejun will also attack his own.

Sure enough, it was easy.