Chapter 735: Buzzing Head (Part 1)

“What??? Venom!

Did you just play with shit? ? !

Stark shouted in shock: "You damn dirty piece of mud!" Get out of my head!

! "

"I..." Venom choked and said, "I didn't! Even if there was, it was a long time ago! ... He is coming, run!

"

Seeing Thanos rushing towards him in anger, venom quickly covered Stark's mecha and then escaped with him.

"Run over there! You can't go to the solar system!" Stark shouted again. Venom quickly changed direction, but this shortened the distance between him and Thanos. Venom had to quickly increase his speed to prevent him from catching up. .

The current Thanos does not have the Infinity Gauntlet, nor does he even have subordinates or an army, but in terms of individual strength, he is stronger than Iron Man. After all, his racial advantage is too great.

In addition, Stark is not wearing a battle suit now. He is only wearing a mecha used for ordinary scientific research. Most of its functions are not for combat. He will definitely not be able to defeat the Eternal Titan. Tyrant.

If we directly switch to magical energy and upgrade to the Iron Demon, it would feel a bit wasteful. After all, Stark has seen all the big scenes, and he will not be scared by Thanos.

Stark led Thanos directly to the place where Hulk was having fun. There were Professor X, Schiller and Strange. Together, they were enough to deal with the purple-skinned giant.

As Stark ran, Venom muttered doubtfully in his mind: "Dark Quadrant? This name sounds familiar, someone seems to have told me about it... but I don't remember that I spilled shit there?! "

"Shut up! You are a piece of mud that only causes trouble everywhere!" Stark said angrily: "Your enemies are all over the universe. Don't you think about yourself?"

"What do I have to reflect on? Even if I really throw shit at his door, it must be his fault!" Venom said confidently: "If he doesn't mess with me, why should I throw shit at his door? ?”

Stark didn't want to talk to him in vain, he just asked: "How did you throw shit at his door? Where did you get it... I mean, don't you feel disgusted?"

"I said! I forgot!" Venom emphasized again: "I only remember that I went to the star port of the dwarves in the Andromeda Galaxy to throw shit in the Dark Quadrant? I have no memory at all... My memory should not be like this Bad?"

"Forget it, I'm the one who's going to put you out of trouble this time. You'd better remember, damn mud!"

"Thanks, bastard!"

At this time, Thanos' hometown, near the Dark Quadrant, several sneaky figures were staying on the surface of a planet, looking at the situation in the Dark Quadrant from a distance.

One of the black figures said: "What's going on? After so many days, they haven't responded at all. Is it because we haven't used enough?"

"It is recorded in the genetic catalog of the symbiote that Thanos is a monarch with a bad temper. He is very harsh on the people under his rule and often executes others for no reason. Therefore, he has a very bad reputation among the symbiote community. , we humiliated him so much, he should explode now? "

As the light of the star gradually shone on this desolate planet, several symbionts appeared on the surface of the planet.

In addition to the most common blue blue spirit, green green thorn and yellow thunder, there is also a special black figure.

This figure looks almost exactly like Venom. It is very large and strong. It has a white spider pattern on its chest. It has a wide mouth, tongue hanging out, and drooling. But when it opens its mouth, a female voice appears:

"We have to be patient..."

This was Luo Ji's voice. Soon, another girl's voice came from Venom's mouth. It was the voice of the symbiote Phantom. She said: "We have to find out where Thanos is first, otherwise we will definitely not be caught by him." We eat the good fruit.”

Lan Ling covered her forehead and sighed, "I really shouldn't have agreed to your ridiculous plan. Luo Ji, pretending to be venom and throwing shit at someone else's door is really the most outrageous thing I've ever done!"

Along with Lan Ling's words, the symbiotes remembered what happened to them a few days ago.

Since this single universe was reset, what happened after Spider Silk contacted Peter to go to the multiverse was reset back to this point in time, and the trajectory of everything that happened after that was changed.

Since Venom used the Bat Totem to steal electricity, it happened before this point in time, so it was not reset, and the symbiotes still got the energy of the Magic Wheel family.

However, Gnar escaped from the trap after this point in time, and due to the change in the timeline, the current Gnar has not escaped from the trap, and is still staying in the prison of Klinta.

The symbiotes who returned to Klinta with energy used the energy to re-strengthen the prison, and Schiller, who did not want to get stuck, provided more energy to Gnar, and Gnar had no chance of escaping from prison.

After dealing with all this, the space agent symbionts planned to board the spacecraft and continue their journey in the universe, but at this time, a strange person came to them.

Of course the symbiotes knew Luo Ji, but they didn't have a good impression of her. After all, Luo Ji was an evil god and was known as the God of Deception. She was blacklisted by many interstellar civilizations some time ago.

And Luo Ji came to them precisely because of this matter.

I believe some people still remember that Loki had already tricked Thanos, but Thanos was very aware of anti-fraud, so Loki failed. After that, she repeatedly came to Thanos, but Thanos just didn't take the bait.

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This is really a difficult customer for Loki, but when she was taking a hot spring bath in the World Tree, Schiller's words gave her a lot of inspiration.

Since repeated negotiations have no effect, maybe we can take a little trick to lift Thanos's roof, maybe he will be willing to negotiate.

But the problem is that Loki was blacklisted by many interstellar civilizations before, and was not allowed to enter the field, and the portal could not be used. It was too troublesome to travel between various galaxies.

Moreover, although Loki was not afraid of using some not-so-glorious means, the means she was going to use next were a bit too disgraceful, which could easily affect Asgard's interstellar reputation, so she needed to put on a coat and do some disguise.

So she came to Klyntar and asked for help from the symbiote.

As we all know, the symbiote's camouflage ability is first-class. Not only can they disguise their appearance, but they can even make the host's body structure exactly the same as other races, so that even security inspection equipment cannot detect it.

After using the energy obtained to reinforce Knull's prison, the symbiotes realized that energy is really a very useful thing. They should store more. At this time, Loki came to the door. As we all know, Asgard is very rich.

As the leader, Lan Ling was a little tempted, but he was not willing to help a liar, but in the end, under Loki's persuasion, the symbiotes agreed to help him disguise.

The symbiote parasitizing Loki is a phantom demon, but Loki is just like any difficult party A in this world. It is their basic attribute to push for more.

After freely traveling through the stars with the help of the symbiote's disguise, Loki will of course want to start looking for a way to lift the roof of Thanos.

The first step he made was to throw shit.

Although Loki is very hypocritical and has mysophobia, it is precisely because of this that she knows that Thanos is very similar to her in some aspects. He can tolerate temporary humiliation for the sake of interests, but he will never let others shit on his head.

Loki's first step is to stimulate Thanos and make him completely lose his mind before he can proceed to the next step.

Loki told the symbiote about this plan, and the cosmic agents certainly could not agree. They felt that this was not only unjust, but also very disgusting.

But at this time, Loki proposed another method, that is, although this matter is disgusting, we can blame others.

This other person is Venom.

The entire interstellar society knows that Venom and his previous host had such a bad record. Deadpool once took Venom to the starport of the Andromeda Galaxy dwarves to throw shit.

The location of the Andromeda Galaxy is very good, and as the starport of the dwarves, which was once the largest race here, there is a large flow of people. All races have passed through here. They will never forget the stench that permeated the entire starport within a few months.

To be honest, if Deadpool does this again someday, they won't be surprised at all.

When Loki proposed this plan, other cosmic agents were still very opposed, but she gave too much.

In the end, the genie reluctantly disguised herself as Venom. She changed the color of her symbiote factor, imitated his iconic fangs and long tongue, especially the spider pattern on his chest, which is the symbol of Venom. Loki also asked the genie to enlarge this symbol so that people in the dark quadrant can recognize it as Venom at a glance.

The last question is where to get shit.

The gods of Asgard don't need to go to the toilet. They have already left the low-level digestion and excretion cycle, and the symbiotes don't need to excrete.

However, the symbiote factor is a very magical thing. It can synthesize chemicals in the universe, that is, they can create shit out of thin air.

Facts have proved that the bottom line cannot be shaken, otherwise they will retreat again and again. After pretending to be Venom, the symbiotes felt that their sunk costs were too high. If they gave up now, it would be equivalent to being severely injured physically and mentally, and not getting paid.

So, they reluctantly agreed to Loki's request to let them make shit.

What's even more aggressive is that Loki asked them to concentrate the feces into a chemical that can emit an extremely foul odor and is almost completely impossible to clean. After the symbiotes made this thing, they themselves were disgusted and wanted to vomit.

Loki brought these terrible chemical feces, pretending to be Venom, broke into the Dark Quadrant, and then poured all the feces into the palace where Thanos often stayed.

Unlike normal excrement, because it is directly synthesized feces, the amount of feces is amazing. The whole scene can be said to be full of feces and walls.

Thanos was almost angry to death, but later, he found that this smelly chemical was not only disgusting, but also very difficult to clean. It took him more than ten days to finally clean the palace, and then Death called.

It is not unreasonable that Thanos would be so angry that he rushed to the solar system alone. Until now, he is still angry and his head is buzzing.

It must be said that Loki's trap was very successful. Thanos felt that it must have been done by Deadpool, because Deadpool had a grudge against him, and he was used to using such dirty and disgusting means. Of course, the symbiote Venom must be an accomplice.

Therefore, after seeing Venom near the solar system, he chased after him without thinking.

Venom flew very fast with Stark, but Thanos was faster. Just when the distance between the two was getting closer and closer, Stark finally flew to the destination and shouted, "Get out of the way! There are enemies!"

"Whoosh", the few people present disappeared. Sturridge opened a portal and disappeared directly with Professor X. Schiller turned into gray mist and hid behind the planet. Before leaving, he pulled Stark.

When Thanos arrived at this galaxy, he found that it was full of celestial debris and a mess.

And he just heard some movement behind him, and when he turned around, what appeared in his field of vision was the Hulk's sandbag-sized fist.