Chapter 2203: Battle of Two Cities! (Sixty-Seven)

Black hair and blue eyes, a handsome face, a well-proportioned and strong figure, and intelligent eyes—these are the typical appearance characteristics of Batman. The person opposite must be Batman, or at least Bruce Wayne.

This caused the clown to feel like he was getting excited and saw Batman's playful face.

The scream he swallowed stuck in his throat like sticky candy, causing the clown to cough loudly.

Batman stared at him.

The clown huffed and breathed for a long time, then raised his head and glared at Batman and said, "Why are you standing there? A blood test!"

Batman turned towards the instrument.

But the clown shouted again: "Come back!"

Batman looked back at him, and the Joker pointed to his side, "Test his blood!"

"I didn't take it!"

"I didn't even fucking do it!"

The two people turned to look at each other, the expressions on their faces were surprisingly consistent - "How the hell could you not have taken it?!"

Both men turned to glare at Batman at the same time.

Batman paused, but he still walked to the instrument and took another syringe to draw blood for Bruce. Bruce looked at him with extremely hurt and disbelieving eyes.

"The anesthetics Tim injected into you will partially remain in your blood. I need to conduct a blood test to ensure that you can metabolize them within a safe time."

"What did I say! What did I say!!!" The clown immediately became arrogant, got his head out of the railing, stretched his neck and shouted to Bruce on the opposite side: "I just said you took it!"

Bruce made a sound, shook his head and said, "You don't understand pharmacology at all. Intravenous anesthetics don't contain hallucinogenic ingredients. Even if 80% of the anesthetic ingredients are flowing in my veins, I can't be half as high as you. ghost!"

The clown was shocked.

I was actually scolded by Batman!

And it’s because of drugs!

The most outrageous thing is because of drug abuse!

You can call me evil because I caused a bombing that shocked the whole city, and you can call me a lunatic because of the artistic works I created, but how can you call me evil because you suspect me of taking drugs.

What’s more important is that I didn’t fucking suck!

The clown glared at Bruce fiercely and said, "Isn't this our great pharmacology detective with perfect marks?! Didn't the knowledge you studied tell you that in addition to seeing hallucinations, real drug addicts also have physical reactions? Do you want me to dance for you?"

"You are too ugly, don't pollute my eyes!"

Batman couldn't help but look at the Joker out of the corner of his eye.

The Joker covered his eyes with his hands.

Then he pointed the finger at Batman, "Where did you find such an ignorant teenager? Or was he born to you?!"

"Ha, do you think he is my father? In addition to being uneducated, don't you have a bad look in your eyes? Or do you think that curling the corners of your mouth like a bucket will help you fall within the scope of Romeo Act protection?"

The Joker glared at Batman, and Batman stared at Bruce.

Like a real teenager, Bruce blew out a breath through his nose, stretched out his hands and pushed in front of him, took his hands back and said, "Okay, okay, you just think I'm opening the music festival." Get ready for a rap show, two buckets.”

The Joker took a deep breath and decided to ignore him. He shook the prison bars vigorously and shouted: "I'm not kidding you, Batman. From the results of my blood test, you should be able to find that I am not taking drugs at all." Everything I said is true!”

"But I don't know if it's an exaggeration or not." Bruce said again: "You should focus on the alcohol content in his blood. I bet that the things he described to you have been served by at least ten people in the pub. Exaggeration, they walk at night, they see this, they see that.”

Bruce spread his hands and shrugged and said: "If you believe it, then you should also believe the legend of the Mothman and Bigfoot. They are all the nonsense of drunkards anyway, so they are more interesting."

The Joker didn't even know Batman had such an annoying age group.

Again, Batman is taciturn and doesn't talk nonsense. This is a fact recognized by both the Bat Family and the Joker. But if he finally changes his gender, how many people can make a noise with him?

For super geniuses like Batman, thinking too fast means that their experience of time is different from ordinary people. If they really plan to carry out a long series of passionate output, it will even be better than the impromptu bridge of a rapper. The speed is faster and the logic is more rigorous.

"Look, he was originally trapped in an alien hood, right? There's a war going on there right now, with gunfire roaring and the sky dark. How could he happen to run into the ceremony of the Court of Owls?"

"Even if they weren't very well hidden, this Mr. Clown probably doesn't have any means of magic tracking. With all due respect, he doesn't seem to have anything to do with magic. How could he happen to see an evil god at the moment he comes?" To his true face?"

"The rest is even more dramatic. What does he think the evil gods are, a middle school student tour group? If four evil gods must be combined to study any conspiracy against you, then I can only say that these gods are really It’s so bad, what’s there to worry about?”

Bruce's output was almost non-stop, while Batman looked at the test results in front of the instrument.

It turns out that neither of them took drugs, which was not unexpected. Batman had known for a long time that the Joker did not take drugs, and Bruce was under surveillance throughout the entire process and did not have the opportunity to use any chemicals.

More importantly, Batman knows that Bruce is usually like this, and he doesn't have to take something to be so annoying. The same is true for the Joker. Giving the Joker a blood test is just a cover. Batman has studied the Joker's blood many times. Checking Bruce's blood is the real purpose, because Batman knows that something is fishy.

According to common sense, there is a door under the shield, and it is not difficult to find. The Joker may have robbed the opponent's aircraft and flew out of the door to return to the Sky Island Gotham.

Then the Batman that Bruce brought back to this universe may have done the same, but Batman always felt something was wrong.

The cameras above the Sky Island and in the hangar did not capture Bruce's flying process. He should have asked the local Batman, but now he is in the hospital, and Thomas and Martha are still guarding him.

This makes Batman suspect that this situation may be caused by Bruce on purpose, deliberately bringing the local Batman back, taking advantage of Thomas and Martha's pity and weakness, so that he cannot get close to the only witness.

There is another very suspicious point. Tim did push Bruce off the cliff under Batman's arrangement, successfully subdued him, and brought him back to the Batcave.

But according to the monitor on Tim, Bruce hardly resisted. Even if the moment of being pushed down was unexpected, with Batman's reaction ability, he was definitely able to do something in mid-air.

And Bruce's recovery ability is a bit too amazing. He shot himself in the Penguin's office, had an operation for more than 20 hours, and soon appeared in Wayne Manor alive and kicking.

The most conclusive evidence is that when Batman investigated the previous incident, he went to the hospital where Bruce had surgery. The hospital would leave a report during the consultation, which contained the imaging data of Bruce's examination.

The imaging data of the nervous system showed that Bruce had five pairs of thoracic nerves with abnormal development. Doctors believed that this was the cause of Bruce's delay in waking up, but Batman saw that the tangled nerves were useful.

Now, after carefully looking at the information, Batman discovered the details that the doctors didn't care about. The abnormality of the five pairs of abnormal thoracic nerves was that they continued to extend to the epidermis, with a total of 140 pairs of peripheral nerves.

Judging from the distribution of peripheral nerves, this is probably a functional evolution, that is, this is not a disease, but a new organ evolved to adapt to something.

This reminded Batman of the scene on Apocalypse.

The Hell Bat armor he wore at that time was driven by his blood and anger, which caused his perspective to be different from usual, or he almost completely lost his vision at that time, with only a blood-red in front of his eyes.

But he vaguely remembered that he was not fighting alone.

Batman actually believed what the Joker said, not just because his understanding of the Joker made him understand that the Joker disdained to lie about such things.

He had long seen that the Joker's recent actions were aimed at tracking something. If he came to him so hurriedly, it meant that he had caught up and found the right person.

But Bruce's attitude was a bit strange. He was desperately refuting what the Joker said, trying to describe him as a hidden gentleman or a drunkard.

In fact, compared with the bizarre description of the Joker, Bruce's unprovoked aggression is even more untenable, which will only make Batman suspect that all this may be related to him.

If you want more truth, you have to take more risks. Batman understands this better than anyone else, so he made a bold decision-completely selfless, absolutely just to explore the truth, not against anyone.

He plans to let the Joker and Bruce go down to find the owl together.

The Joker has always been a person with rich expressions, and Batman has seen too many of his smiles. Even so, Batman also saw today that the Joker can have richer expressions.

With a scientific and inquiring heart, Batman decided to see if the Joker can show richer expressions in the next adventure, and where his upper limit is, so this plan is absolutely scientific, at least exploratory.

"You two go down." Batman said: "Find the members of the Court of Owls, bring them to me, and then I will decide whether to cooperate with any of you."

The Joker shook his head faster than a rattle.

"Look, I said he was lying!" Bruce immediately yelled.

The Joker looked at Batman, who decided to stand aside and watch. The Joker's eyes were full of sadness and anger of betrayal. He really couldn't believe that his Batman actually decided to let him go with this damn teenager to find evidence.

"Then let's do it." The Joker stared at Bruce fiercely. They parted ways as soon as they landed. No one wanted to practice rap skills on him. Even if he was really a shovel, he would slam Bruce into the ground and he couldn't get out.

"I have no objection." Bruce propped his elbows on the crossbar of the cage, his palms resting on his head, and then he said.

"But we all know him. This madman will definitely find ways to get rid of my supervision and forge evidence."

Batman and the Joker stared at him, as if they wanted to know what he had to say.

"So I propose..." Bruce pointed his finger at himself and the Joker and said, "You should perform an operation on the two of us, put two bombs in our hearts, and explode on the spot as long as they are more than ten meters apart, so that no one can escape."

The Joker stared at him with wide eyes.

Bruce lowered his head and smiled, then raised his head and looked at the Joker with smiling eyes and said, "Why are you so serious?"