Chapter 1631 Fishing Day (Twenty-Four)

If you can firmly hold one of the two mentalities of "I'm crazy" and "Everyone else is crazy except me", your life will be much better. Since ancient times, people who are either crazy or not are the most miserable.

When you look at certain things from the perspective of a madman, you will find that they are not difficult at all, but full of bizarre and absurd fun, and the most fun is the shocked expressions of various people.

When you can separate yourself from the rules of normal people, those expressions of surprise or disgust that look at you as if you are a monster will become a rare fun in life, the kind that you have to revisit in your mind before going to bed at night.

When Natasha realized this, she also found the most fun part of the whole thing, so after preparing the charcoal, she carried the charcoal bucket to the center of the camp by herself, which was where Nick and Steve set up camp.

At this time, the sun had already fallen halfway below the horizon, and the light was gradually dimming. Nick and Steve, who had already set up the canopy, were trying to use the wires that Eric had connected to provide power to the string of lights they had brought.

"Oh, you've already done it, Natasha." Steve smiled brightly at Natasha, without expressing gratitude or being polite. He didn't think that it was a big deal for Natasha to move a bucket of charcoal by herself.

But Natasha put the bucket full of charcoal aside with a "bang" and let out a long sigh, as if it had taken a lot of effort, which really aroused the curiosity of Steve and Nick.

Nick wrinkled the muscles around his eyes and looked at Natasha and said, "My God, you are not serious? Did you just walk 200 meters? Do you make it seem like you just rushed 800 miles through the entire SHIELD to urge me to pay my salary?"

Natasha put her long red hair behind her head, rolled her eyes with a hint of teasing, shook her head and said, "Dealing with these burnt wood blocks is not tiring, but dealing with those stupid girls who don't know how to read the atmosphere is different."

Nick and Steve exchanged glances. Steve looked back at Gwen Spider-Man who was rummaging around in the room, then looked at Natasha and said, "Gwen just went to see you. What did she say to you? Or what did you say to her?"

"I just reminded her that she is not yet an adult, and to dispel her plan to get drunk among you big heads."

The focus is obviously on the first half of the sentence. Nick and Steve exchanged glances to confirm this message. Nick was not a person who liked to beat around the bush. He walked directly to the charcoal barrel full of charcoal, took the long tongs from Natasha, and said while turning the charcoal: "Tell me the truth, Natasha, what's going on between you and Schiller?"

"What do you think is going on between us?" Natasha saw Steve opening his mouth to answer as soon as she finished speaking, so she interrupted Steve helplessly and said: "Of course, it's something that often happens between adults, and it's not surprising that it happens to us."

"God, you can be more tactful." Nick spread his hands helplessly and looked at the sky. He shook the muscles of his arms as if he was a little uncomfortable, stared at Natasha and said: "Okay, tell me in detail, whether as the director of SHIELD or as an old friend of you and Schiller, I want to know what's going on."

"You still have this hobby?" Natasha wrinkled her nose, looking a little disgusted.

"It's not the details you think." Nick began to roar, he said loudly: "I mean before that, how could you two...then why didn't you do it before...I mean, who took the initiative?"

"Who else? Nick, you should know that I am an excellent hunter, and an experienced hunter must be patient."

Nick opened his mouth in shock, as if he wanted to swallow the whole house and the whole lake together. Steve also looked at Natasha with a shocked look and said: "You don't mean to say that you have been hunting Schiller in the past few years?"

"Not that long ago." Natasha answered ambiguously, then she raised her chin and said: "Anyway, it's almost over, I won't let anyone interfere with me, no matter how powerful or noble he is, you know me."

Nick's face wrinkled like a bun with the stuffing exposed, and Steve hadn't recovered from the afterglow of shock. Looking at their expressions, Natasha was very happy in her heart.

Of course, it's not enough to just have fun with them. Natasha didn't forget the business. She had to go crazy in front of Loki.

However, considering that Loki is now with Thor, and Thor might use thunder to strike anyone who speaks rudely to his sister, Natasha can only pretend to care and join their conversation.

Schiller walked on the rocky beach back to the tent area and said to Nick and Steve: "I have confirmed the menus of most people. Most people think that our barbecue should have bell pepper skewers, pickled black pepper or Mexican pepper skewers, steak and lamb chops, original grilled fish with coarse salt or grilled fish with cream sauce, and there should be a pot of hot borscht. Everyone is a little cold."

"For the staple food, we can make pancakes and wrap the food in them to make tacos. We can also make mashed potatoes and pour the fish soup and sauce on them. There is also the pasta bought by Loki and Gwen, and the vegetables are broccoli, carrots and parsley."

"Of course, I want to make another fish soup and make stir-fried squid from the many squid you caught. There are also some small clams and small fish. It would be a waste to just use them as seasonings. , why not add some mixed vegetables and stir-fry it together.”

Schiller thought for a moment and then said: "Most of the food that people can provide is fish, so Charles and I thought of several ways to cook fish, such as fish and chips, a dish from his hometown, and we also had potatoes. "

"I brought a stew pot and beer, so I can make a steamed seabass. The sashimi of the fish produced here is not suitable for eating raw. Coating it with starch to make a smooth fish fillet is a good choice. Gwen suggested making it To make fish sandwiches, Charles happened to bring a portable blender.”

Seeing that the two people were just looking at him dumbly, Schiller had to remind him: "Do you two have anything else to add?"

"Well, I don't have any. I can eat anything." Steve began to nudge Nick hard with his elbow, and Nick was not willing to be outdone and squeezed with him.

The two of them winked at each other for a long time, and finally Nick put his hand into a fist and coughed twice. He walked up and patted Schiller on the shoulder and said, "Of course, we don't have any objections about the menu. It just depends on what the girls want. We may be late tonight, and we may be drunk. Do you want to make the bed in advance? "

"Oh, you reminded me." Schiller said nonchalantly, as if he was reciting a line. He said: "I can't stand lying on the bed without making it before going to bed. Thank you for reminding me, I'll go now."

Suddenly, Schiller felt a hard object in his hand. Nick put a pistol into Schiller's hand and said: "Take this, doctor, although I know you don't use it often, but we always have to beware of bears." , They’ve been very hungry recently, right?”

Schiller took the pistol and fiddled with it a few times, then turned around and headed to the cabin as if he didn't understand the meaning of Nick's words.

Although this lakeside house is called a cabin, it is more like a vacation villa. Eric said before that it is not unreasonable for the owner of the house to pay high property taxes for it. This villa is actually very large. There are seven rooms, four of which are main rooms and are very spacious.

Seven rooms are arranged on both sides of the corridor. Schiller's room is at the end of the corridor, and the window here can just see the place where they camped. Because of the angle, Schiller only needs to stand further in, and others will not be able to see it. to him.

Seeing Natasha talking to Thor and the others, Schiller smiled. He looked down at the pistol in his hand, the Glock 17 standard issued by SHIELD.

Schiller walked to the bedside table and glanced out the window to make sure no one could see him. Then he took apart the entire pistol at an extremely fast speed, took a look at the brand new rifling, and then put it back together. The process flowed smoothly and there was no time to think at all.

Schiller then placed the pistol in the drawer of his bedside table and began to make the bed.

While making the bed, he glanced at the scene outside the window with his peripheral vision, and then he noticed that Natasha had been chatting with the people in Asgard for a long time, mainly with Hela.

The movements of Schiller's hands slowed down slightly. From his angle, he could just see Hela's aggressive eyes flashing past.

The eldest princess narrated her experience of conquering the universe. While narrating, she pretended to walk past Natasha casually and lightly scratched the back of the female agent's arm with her fingernails.

Natasha raised her eyebrows almost imperceptibly. She looked at Hela's profile, which flashed past. She was powerful, beautiful, and noble—gender was usually not an issue.

Schiller, who was behind the window on the second floor, slowly narrowed his eyes.

"Where did Gwen go?" Luo Ji asked with interest. Just as she was about to look back to look for Spider-Man Gwen on the skyline, she felt someone pat her back.

"I'm here." Gwen Spider-Man took a step across. Luo Ji bent his eyes and smiled at her and said, "I thought you really flew into the reed swamp. The pair you bought before...that's what What... Fruit card, how do you think it is played? I don’t want to lose to anyone in the game tonight, you have to make sure I fully understand the rules, so it’s fair.”

"What fruit card? That's the German heart disease card! Ignorant Asgardians." Gwen Spider-Man shook his head and said proudly: "Anyway, neither of us know how to cook. I can teach you how to cook during this time." Do whatever you want, let's go back to the house first.

Before Luo Ji could answer, Gwen Spider-Man scurried into the cabin again. Thor turned to look at Luo Ji and said, "What's wrong? Why are you interested in that Gwen Spider-Man again?"

Luo Ji slowly stopped smiling, stared at Gwen's back and said, "I'm not interested in Gwen, I'm interested in Spider-Man."

"You're not mistaken, Peter can..."

"There's not just one Peter Parker."

After speaking, Luo Ji followed Gwen Spider-Man. When they walked into the living room on the first floor of the cabin, Schiller happened to come down from the second floor.

"Gwen, I think we need to talk about the paper you turned in last term - I just saw it in the mailbox. Miss, I'd call it appalling. Are you okay with that?"

Spider-Man Gwen opened her eyes wide and opened her mouth as big as an egg. She glanced down at her watch, then let out a cry of grief and said: "Dean, aren't you?! Don't you think that vacation can't break your relationship?" Is it a habit to read papers every Monday night?

"

"No." Schiller stood at the top of the stairs, tilted his head slightly to look at Gwen Spider-Man and said: "I found 37 spelling errors in your small paper of less than 500 words, which broke my heart. Another student has a record of 29 errors. Miss Gwen, do you mind if I invite Sheriff George to enjoy this amazing masterpiece with me during this wonderful time on Monday night?"

"No! Don't!

"Gwen Spider-Man wailed: "I just had an argument with the George of this universe!

You can't let him know... Well, don't look at me like that, Devil Dean! I'll change it now, okay? ! "

Schiller turned and walked up the stairs and said without looking back: "Come to my room. Don't even think about eating until you finish changing."

And when Natasha finally ended the conversation and turned around, she happened to see Gwen Spider-Man walking behind Schiller through the window of Schiller's room.

Natasha was stunned.