Traveling Through the Warhammer World, but I Didn’t Cry

Chapter 961 Temporary Escape

Nurgle was angry at Goge's rude behavior. Seeing Magnus flying farther and farther away, Nurgle was anxious and angry. He dissolved part of his body and threw it at Goge's face.

"Gua!" Goge ate a mouthful of it. Although orcs are not a clean race, it does not mean that they like to roll in the pit.

"Ha! Come again! You disgusting thing!" Goge spat twice, grabbed a toilet plunger from the corner and poked it at Nurgle, "Go back to where you should go! Don't stay here!"

Just as Goge and Nurgle were fighting a life-and-death duel, Maoge, who was silent on the side, stared at Lin Fan and the others.

"Could it be that you little bugs led this pile of shit out of the pit?" Maoge revealed the truth in one word, and he grinned and showed his long lower teeth.

Facing Maoge's questioning, no one chose to answer him, but just kept running away. Brother Mao was amused by the little bugs' indifference, but he was also angry. He had not forgotten the painful feeling of having his shit sucked back. If it weren't for these little bugs, the shit in the pit would not have been hooked out. If the shit in the pit had not been hooked out, Brother Mao would not have been scratched by the shit on his butt, and would not have punched Brother Mao in the face.

These accounts should be attributed to these little bugs.

Brother Mao grinned, and summoned a fly swatter from somewhere and slammed it at Lin Fan and the others. Nurgle on the side wanted to stop him, but was beaten back by Brother Mao holding the toilet plunger, and he couldn't get his hands out.

"Isha! Keep providing me with vision!" Lin Fan saw Brother Mao's face with the help of Isha, and he threw the light spear directly onto Brother Mao's forehead.

As the god of the orcs, Brother Mao is much more specific than gods like Nurgle, which provides Lin Fan with considerable convenience.

Lin Fan punched Brother Mao in the forehead, and the severe pain made Brother Mao's hand twitch, and the fly swatter also tilted a lot.

What happened?

Brother Mao was a little dazed. He just felt something small falling on his forehead, but he didn't think it was the direct cause of his forehead pain.

Could it be that Brother Gao learned something shady? Brother Mao looked back and saw that Brother Gao was still trying to push Nurgle back into the pit with the toilet plunger, and Nurgle was also trying his best to spray his incarnation out of the gap that the toilet plunger couldn't cover.

"We have to change the toilet! This is too much!" Brother Gao complained angrily.

Seeing this, Brother Mao felt that the severe pain just now should have nothing to do with Brother Gao, and then he raised the fly swatter again.

Seeing that Brother Mao was still not giving up, Lin Fan hit him on the forehead again.

"Ouch!" Brother Mao shouted in pain, then squatted on the ground and covered his forehead, trying to relieve the pain a little. Then he took his hand away, looked closely, and found a pool of blood in the center of his palm.

"What on earth is that?" Brother Mao didn't care about the little bug in his eyes, and took out a small mirror from somewhere to observe his forehead.

Lin Fan and Brother Mao looked at each other through the mirror. Lin Fan waved politely at Brother Mao, and Brother Mao slapped Lin Fan's position.

Snap!

Brother Mao took his hand away, and Lin Fan was unharmed, only his forehead was left with a red handprint.

"You little bug are really difficult to deal with!" Brother Mao gritted his teeth in anger, and he took out more weapons, from wooden sticks with nails to buzzing electric saws.

But before he could use all these weapons on Lin Fan, Lin Fan had already hit Brother Mao's forehead hard again. This attack directly shattered Brother Mao's hard skull, causing some damage to his brain.

This injury directly affected countless orcs in the galaxy, and the same was true for those orcs who followed the warlord to fight in Cadia. Many crazy guys had their heads blown to pieces on the spot, and those who claimed to be smarter, the big mechanics and the fart mechanics, also had a throbbing pain in their heads, and they couldn't do their work properly.

Although the Imperial Fleet and the Expeditionary Fleet didn't know what happened, they knew that this opportunity could not be missed, and launched a fierce offensive against the orcs.

When Brother Mao recovered from his splitting headache, Lin Fan and the others had disappeared without a trace, leaving only Brother Gao's shouting for Brother Mao to help him block the toilet.

Brother Mao sniffed and smelled the smell of small insects in the air. He grinned a few times and decided to take Brother Gao to strangle all these small insects to death later, and then turned around and pushed Nurgle back again and again with Brother Gao using the toilet plunger.

On the other side, Leman Russ also blew a brisk whistle to congratulate them on getting rid of Nurgle's pursuit.

"Heh." Magnus sneered. As long as Isa was still by their side, Nurgle would never give up the idea of ​​hunting them down. It was just a matter of time.

Lin Fan put away the light spear and sat cross-legged on Magnus. Then he felt a little hungry, so he spit some old soup on Magnus and asked Isa to ripen it.

Magnus felt that his armor was a little strange. He supported his head and shouted, "What are you doing! Don't spit your digestive juices on me!"

Lin Fan ignored Magnus. When Isa ripened some fresh fruits and vegetables, he picked one and ate it. He also asked Diego and Leman Russ if they wanted to eat it.

Leman Russ was a connoisseur. He could tell that the fruits and vegetables were of high quality, but as soon as he thought that they were cultivated with purified Nurgle soup, he felt a sense of resistance in his heart.

Diego, needless to say, as the Grand Master of the Grey Knights, his life could be said to be quite simple, without any enjoyment in life, and he had no idea about these fruits and vegetables.

Seeing that the two of them didn't eat, Lin Fan started to enjoy them himself. Seeing that he was eating happily, Isa also grabbed a handful in the subspace, made a fresh steak and kept replicating it.

Isa handed a piece of fresh raw meat to Lin Fan, and she also pinched a piece and ate it. She had no aversion to eating raw food. After all, few creatures in nature would choose to process food.

Lin Fan didn't like the taste of raw meat, so he asked Diego, "Make me a fire, I'll grill meat."

Diego nodded, and a blazing flame came out with a clap of his hands.

"Hey, hey, hey! This is not a kitchen!" Magnus continued to protest and tried to put out Diego's flames with his psychic powers, but he was unable to do anything due to the constraints of the chains.

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