Chapter 87 Be Careful when Applying to Schools
"Three unclean ones, three keepers of secrets, three omnipotent demons. To be honest, you are trying to kill me."
"Aren't you invincible? What are you afraid of? If I had your invincibility, I would have shit on Khorne's head long ago."
"In fact, I don't know if I am invincible or not. Sometimes I will faint and suffer some minor injuries." Lin Fan touched his head in distress. He didn't dare to gamble, fearing that he would lose everything.
"It's okay, it's okay. You are fine in the arena. Will it be a problem to beat these trash? I'm leaving. Come on."
"Hey, wait." Lin Fan failed to call Leman Russ's figure, and could only watch him run farther and farther.
Helpless, Lin Fan had to muster up his courage and began to think about how to attract the attention of these great demons and the demons patrolling around.
Beep beep beep
What is this sound? Is there such a regular beeping sound in the subspace? Lin Fan looked down and found that Leman Russ had thrown a grenade under his feet before leaving. God knows how this grenade works in the warp.
This is revenge, this must be revenge, this husky is taking revenge on me for dragging him away from the arena!
Just as Lin Fan was about to curse, the grenade exploded.
With a bang! The quiet Three Gods Seal became noisy. All the demons looked in the direction of the explosion and saw that the armor and ropes on Lin Fan's body had disappeared. He was now standing naked in the center of the explosion that was flattened to the ground.
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! A fresh flesh and blood! A juicy soul!!"
The Secret Keepers of the Slaanesh Faction were instantly excited. There was really too little fun in the Three Gods Seal. Catching this naked creature in front of them could bring a lot of fun to their boring lives.
The three Secret Keepers rushed forward, vowing to be the first to catch Lin Fan, and their Slaanesh demon army followed their pace and advanced towards Lin Fan.
"Hey, hey, hey! We still have a mission!" A Tzeentch's Lord of Change reminded the Secret Keeper who was charging over.
"This is an accident, a change, and a good thing." Another Lord of Change said it was okay.
"Protect my enemies, hit my teammates, I am a guardian of knowledge." The third Lord of Change expressed neutrality, muttered a sentence commonly used by the Tzeentch faction, and then stopped moving.
Looking at the two colleagues who were playing badly beside him, the first Tzeentch demon drove his wings angrily and flew over, trying to stop the Slaanesh demons.
"Huh? What happened?" The Nurgle demons seemed to have just woken up, touching the saliva and live maggots on their big mouths and asked.
His remaining two brothers were still resting with their eyes closed, and they didn't feel like waking up at all.
"Nothing happened, dear." The second Lord of Change said softly.
"A lot of things have happened, dear." The third Lord of Change said together.
He looked at the two Lords of Change who were talking crazy with a look like a lunatic, and then drooped his head and went to sleep.
Behind them, Leman Russ was sneaking into Diego's seal.
The two Lords of Change looked at each other, then looked at Leman Russ's sneaky figure, and touched their chins, not knowing what they were thinking.
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Lin Fan was really speechless. He swore that if Leman Russ came out, he would drink up all his liquor and leave nothing for him.
The three keepers quickly surrounded Lin Fan and stared at him with extremely eager eyes, which made his scalp numb. These big demons with three or even three pairs of breasts were really too strong for him.
Fortunately, the demons of Slaanesh are extremely selfish, and the three keepers quickly fell into a discussion about who can enjoy Lin Fan alone. As for sharing? That word is not in the dictionary of Slaanesh.
"Sister Kandor, I think I should go first. After all, I am much older than you and should respect the elderly."
"Oh, oh~ Sister Telkash, you are so old and your charm is not as good as before. It is better to let me do it. Love the young~"
"Don't fight, dears. Do you remember what Slaanesh taught in the University of Lust? Human customs are like a flood and a beast, poisoning the youth of Slaanesh. Let me bear this suffering for you."
Listening to the coquettish voices of these demons who were not sure whether they were male or female, Lin Fan felt speechless. What's the matter with this feeling of snatching the emperor in the palace drama? Is there really such a ghost thing as the University of Lust?
But at least they didn't start the fight first, but quarreled with each other, which was good, so that Lin Fan wouldn't be beaten like a sandbag by these flexible guys.
"Hey! You three!" The Magic Lord of Change flew over from a distance, looking very angry, "We still have a mission, but you are here to catch a flesh and blood creature to play with!"
"Oh~ Brother Rocasna~ Don't be so angry, if you can't guarantee the pleasure of your temperament, how can you guarantee the efficiency of your work? You have to relax and work in moderation."
"That's right~ That's right~ Brother Rocasna, you should also relax."
But it is obvious that this sweet tone makes the Magic Lord of Change called Rocasna feel sick: "You dead demons, don't talk to me in such a contrived tone! And you! Don't touch my tail feathers with your tentacles that have touched something unknown."
The keeper who was stopped retracted his tentacles with some disappointment. He just happened to pull off a feather. Rocasna didn't even feel any pain. God knows how this demon pulled it off without knowing it. Under Rocasna's gaze, the keeper who pulled off his tail feathers put the feather on his mouth with a lewd expression and kissed it gently.
Rocasna, who was disgusted, raised his hand and struck the keeper who was licking his feathers with a lightning bolt. The keeper lay on the ground and trembled, humming and blushing, looking very happy.
Seeing the fiery eyes of the other two keepers, Rocasna felt that the stupidity and brainlessness of these Slaanesh were really comparable to Khorne during the war.
Rocasna didn't even know whether he should scold these keepers. He felt that even if he scolded them, they would only feel comfortable and continue to do their own thing.
Sighing, Rocasna said helplessly: "Hurry up and make this flesh and blood creature into a doll or something you like. I will help you divide it into three parts."
"Great~ Brother Rocasna is the best."
"Forbidden!"
Hearing the praise, Rocasna, the Changeable Demon Lord, had no idea of being happy. Thinking about how he studied hard in the Impossible Graduation School and worked diligently in the Impossible Retirement Fortress, everything he learned turned into a doll for three demons. Rocasna closed his eyes and tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.
Should I have applied to the Head-Chopping School to become a Khorne Demon? No, no, no, Principal Tzeentch treated me well, and I can't just forget his kindness.
Rocasna still remembers that Tzeentch played cards with him before he sealed Diego. Although he lost, the principal still said a lot of caring words to him: "Playing cards, you can't do it. Guarding, I can't do it. Can the Three Gods Seal be defended, please!"
Bang! A white light appeared from behind Rocasna. This familiar feeling made his face change greatly, and the three keepers also lost their previous relaxed look and hurried back, not even caring about the naked Lin Fan.
Rocasna looked at the seal house in front of him, which was shaking violently, and asked his two colleagues: "What happened again!"
The two ever-changing demons said in unison: "Leman Russ got in."
"Then why didn't you stop him?"
"Change, change is a good thing, good change, bad change is a good thing."
"Protect my enemies, hit my teammates, I am a knowledge guardian."
Rocasna's bird face changed from blue to purple, and from purple to red. His anger even made him feel that it was not impossible for him to be a Khorne demon. Finally, he sighed helplessly. He really didn't know what to say to these excellent colleagues of his.
"Maybe I should really apply for the head-cutting college, not the impossible graduation college."
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