Chapter 368 Let’s Take a Bath Together
Lin Wanqing patted Xu Nuo, this guy was mumbling, no one knew what he was humming.
He knew that he couldn't drink much, but he still wanted to be a hero. Now, he was drunk.
"Wake up!"
"Hmm..." Xu Nuo hummed, reaching out to grab her arm.
Lin Wanqing had a headache and reached out to take off his clothes.
"Senior sister, what are you doing?..."
Lin Wanqing ignored him, took off his clothes with great effort, and then took off his pants.
Xu Nuo reached out to cover his belt, "What are you doing..."
"Shut up!"
Lin Wanqing slapped him, stripped him down to his underwear, and then went to the bathroom to run the water.
When he came out, Xu Nuo was already snoring.
Lin Wanqing listened to the sound of water in the bathroom, looked at Xu Nuo's tired face, and felt a pang of heartache in her heart. She reached out to touch his face.
When the water was almost running, Lin Wanqing patted Xu Nuo to wake him up, and then helped him to the bathroom.
This guy is so asleep that she can't lift him up.
"Take it off yourself!"
Lin Wanqing blushed a little and ordered.
Xu Nuo leaned on her shoulder and didn't move.
Lin Wanqing had no choice but to narrow her eyes and help him take off his pants little by little, throwing them aside with disgust.
"Pee..."
This guy!
Lin Wanqing couldn't stand it anymore and pushed him to the toilet. Seeing that he was about to flush, she ordered loudly: "Sit down!"
Xu Nuo muttered and sat down.
Then there was a sound of splashing water.
Lin Wanqing turned around and her pretty face flushed.
What an enemy, she was bullied by him all over today.
The sound of water kept ringing.
Lin Wanqing's face became redder and redder.
"Are you done?"
Xu Nuo didn't respond.
Turning his head around, this guy fell asleep again.
Lin Wanqing picked him up in a bad mood, and his thing below was shaking.
Lin Wanqing: "..."
It's broken, it's not clean anymore.
Holding back her shyness, Lin Wanqing helped him into the bathtub with great effort.
"Wash yourself!"
Xu Nuo: "Huluhuhu..."
"I can't do anything with you!"
Lin Wanqing picked up the shower head, sprayed it on his head, and squeezed some shampoo.
"You guy, if you can't drink, don't drink, but you have to show off. Now you're drunk like this, you stink, you can't even take a shower, and you still want me to take care of you." Lin Wanqing muttered while washing his hair.
"Next time you dare to drink, you go to the second bedroom."
"If you let me take care of you again, I'll beat you up..."
Lin Wanqing muttered, helped him wash his hair, and then picked up the shower gel and squeezed it on him, washing him randomly.
She really had no experience in taking care of men, so she could only try her best to wash off the smell of alcohol on him.
After washing almost, Xu Nuo leaned against the bathtub and fell asleep.
Lin Wanqing didn't touch him, and took off her clothes and started to take a bath.
This guy yelled every day that he wanted to take a mandarin duck bath, so this can be considered a mandarin duck bath.
Lin Wanqing snickered, stretched her foot into the bathtub and stepped on his belly.
"You didn't seize the opportunity!"
"Don't blame me for not satisfying you."
Lin Wanqing finished her bath while humming a song, and without changing clothes, she helped Xu Nuo out first.
This guy touched everywhere, and Lin Wanqing was so angry that she slapped him several times.
After drying him and throwing him on the bed, Lin Wanqing changed into a nightgown and went to bed.
"Good night."
"Wife..." Xu Nuo hummed twice.
It's fun to be drunk, except that he is a little heavy, but he is quite honest.
Lin Wanqing kissed him happily, turned off the lights and went to sleep.
In the middle of the night.
Xu Nuo was awakened by the urge to urinate.
He opened his eyes slowly and found a white and tender arm on his body.
Drinking... blackout...
It's bad, I made a mistake that all men would make, is it a trap? Xu Nuo was shocked.
He didn't dare to act rashly, and turned his head carefully, only to find that it was Lin Wanqing.
Xu Nuo breathed a sigh of relief, and his moral integrity was saved.
He gently pried open Lin Wanqing's arms, and stood up carefully in the moonlight.
Hiss, it was cool, he raised his arm and smelled it, there was no unpleasant smell of alcohol, but a scent of shower gel.
Xu Nuo felt warm in his heart, it seemed that Lin Wanqing helped him take a bath.
Wait, help him take a bath?
He thought about banging his head against the wall with regret, a mandarin duck bath!
Drinking harms people!
He went to the bathroom to flush the water with a look of grief.
There was a sound of water splashing, and if you drink too much wine, you will also urinate more.
When he came back, Lin Wanqing was awakened by the sound of water, humming like a cute little animal.
Xu Nuo touched her head, hugged her in his arms, and sighed with satisfaction.
With such a wife, what else can a husband ask for?
…
In the morning, the heat of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala fermented again.
Netizens who woke up browsed the Internet to see how the reputation of CCTV's gala was.
"CCTV's gala can only be said to be mediocre, even slightly worse than in previous years."
"Hey, they invited a bunch of popular stars, but what's the result? They were beaten by Shanghai Satellite TV!"
Huh! Netizens were excited. Beaten by Shanghai Satellite TV? Let's see what happened.
Clicking in, it was a video of the changing ratings curve.
Netizens were immediately interested. It was rare to compare the four major TV stations with CCTV.
At the beginning of the video, the top was the tangled ratings of the four major TV stations. Mango TV ranked first, Shanghai Satellite TV followed closely, and the remaining two satellite TV stations were evenly matched. CCTV hadn't started yet, so there was no line for CCTV.
As time went by, Shanghai Satellite TV emerged as a dark horse, and its ratings took an upward trend.
The node marked in the video is "Watching the Moon Climb Up".
Netizens were all happy. The person who made the video was quite attentive. Not only did he show the ratings change, but he also marked what program it was.
Everyone likes this kind of attentive video. In fact, there are many similar videos on the Internet that show changes in data trends, the most typical of which is the comparison between my country's GDP and other countries.
For example, a GDP video from 1968 to 2016 released by a certain unit has millions of views and tens of thousands of comments.
Netizens watched the video and started searching for "Watching the Moon Climb Up". When they heard it, they found it was really good and immediately started to play it on repeat.
Back to the video, the ratings continued to change.
Shanghai Satellite TV's ratings dropped, and Mango TV returned to the top.
This is in line with everyone's impression of Mango TV, which has always been the top spot.
"According to the news, Shanghai TV just exploded for a while, and now it has fallen back."
The netizen thought so, and then the ratings curve suddenly changed again.
The ratings of Shanghai TV rose to the second place, with a very small gap with Mango TV.
This time the mark point reminded: "The Greatness of the Sky" - Zhang Ying, ps: It has exceeded the peak of Shanghai TV last year."
"The Greatness of the Sky", netizens looked at the song title, turned around and searched for the song again.
"It sounds good!"
"Zhang Ying is awesome!"
"She is an old artist, and she sings well."
"The Greatness of the Sky" received unanimous praise.
There is a reason for the sudden increase in ratings. If the program is good, more people will watch it, and netizens have the same opinion.
The video continues, and the competition between the four major TV stations has entered a white-hot stage.
Mango TV and Shanghai TV are in a close fight and are competing for the first place.
The last two are also competing for the third place.
Suddenly, the ratings of Shanghai TV rose again, surpassing Mango TV!
This time, it was "In a Foreign Land" sung by Tao Cheng.
Netizens searched for this song again.
The same two-word evaluation: "Nice!"
At this time, someone finally noticed the problem. All three songs were written by the same person.
A name that everyone is familiar with - Nuoyan.
People who have not watched the gala were shocked. Is it such a big deal? Three songs were produced at once.
The video progressed very quickly, and the time came to eight o'clock.
The coordinate axis in the picture suddenly became larger, and the fluctuations of the curves of the four major TV stations became much smaller because of the addition of CCTV. The four lines are about to squeeze together.
Netizens are not surprised, and some even complained about why the blogger added CCTV.
CCTV originally attacked from a dimensionality reduction. As soon as it came in, it beat other satellite TV stations, making the ratings curves of the four major TV stations lie pitifully at the bottom.
Everyone thought this video was boring, and the next thing would definitely be to watch CCTV beat the four major TV stations.
What's so good about this? It's better to just watch the four major TV stations fight.
"It is suggested to kick CCTV out. Isn't this bullying?"
"It is self-humiliating. What is there to compare?"
However, the next moment, the situation suddenly changed, and netizens suspected that their eyes were blurry.
Because in the video, Shanghai Satellite TV suddenly soared and walked out an upward curve.
While other satellite TV ratings have increased, but they are still pitifully pressed to the ground by CCTV, while CCTV ratings fluctuate steadily, Shanghai Satellite TV is like a cheat.
"Fuck!"
"Are you sure!"
"Awesome!"
"Is this going against the sky?"
Shanghai Satellite TV has widened the gap with several other major TV stations and is heading towards CCTV.
This is a terrible improvement. Here is a reminder in bright red font: "May We Live Long" - Lin Wanqing."
Netizens immediately calmed down a lot. The name Lin Wanqing is now a ratings guarantee. She is almost about to become a national goddess. Wherever she appears, the ratings will definitely not be bad.
Many people searched for this song, and after listening to it, everyone exclaimed that it was awesome.
"Too awesome, Su Shi was brought up, what's the point of this."
"Don't open the promise, it's boring."
"Mango TV: No more."
Next, CCTV is still far ahead, and Shanghai Satellite TV firmly occupies the first place among the four major TV stations, a few levels behind CCTV and one level higher than Mango TV.
CCTV and the four major TV stations are divided into three levels.
The ratings of Shanghai Satellite TV rose again, and this time the marked "The Full Moon" - Dong Jun.
When netizens heard it, they immediately had the urge to take up arms to defend their country.
Military songs have always been loved by the people.
In the video, the ratings of Shanghai Satellite TV are still rising slowly, which is a terrible thing.
Even CCTV has experienced several major fluctuations in ratings, but Shanghai Satellite TV has always been zigzagging upward, which also means that the audience has almost no loss, but is increasing.
The ratings curve continued to move forward, and the curve representing Shanghai Satellite TV actually showed an upward straight line.
This is very scary. Shanghai Satellite TV can still go up when its ratings are so high. The mark prompts: "Nostalgia" - Chen Jianshen.