Chapter 330 The End of the Rainbow Messenger
Black Bazi Hospital. Eleven o'clock noon.
The midday sun shone on the hospital dome, shining brightly in everyone's eyes. As time went on, Dr. Ansu also completed this successful operation.
"Your steel door has some slack, but don't worry, the new handle I gave you makes up for it."
Unlike the bad Ansu who turned the entire emergency room into a delivery room, Ansu is now a good boy and a good doctor.
Now he just wants to serve patients wholeheartedly.
Ansu looked serious and explained his treatment philosophy to the patient in a solemn tone, "If you remove this handle, your steel door will appear larger, which will cause some bad property leakage."
Ansu showed a very medical smile, and his blue eyes shone with innocence and kindness.
"But don't worry, I have locked your steel door just now. You don't have to worry about this problem anymore in your life."
Why can I understand every word, but when put together, I can’t understand anything?
Are you speaking human language?
Doctor Centipede stared at the young man in front of him with a gray face. He wondered if he had not woken up today. How could such blasphemous and confusing horrible words appear in such a kind-hearted, honest and polite border kid.
He has lived for so many years and has never seen such a birth. Not only did you lock the steel door, you also threw away the key.
He combines mechanical alchemy with human alchemy, so why call him a nonsense cyber alchemist?
This thing is just too confusing.
The doctors and patients opposite were from the legendary Apostles of Chaos, not to mention a small slum. Even if they were the first-tier group in the entire Awadh, even Doctor Centipede, who had worked in the Black Bazi Hospital for many years, would not dare to He looked at the patient's expression carefully, thinking about how to fool this matter.
At least don't involve yourself with the hospital.
The Rainbow Elf was indeed furious. He slapped his colorful hands on the counter, and the mahogany table shattered into pieces one after another. He stared at Ansu with his face covered with bruises. , the blessing of chaos will quickly expand to the entire ward.
"Where's the key!"
He asked angrily, and the huge pressure of chaos came over him, "Unlock the lock for me!"
The door lock handle of the Black Bazi Hospital is not an ordinary door lock handle. It is made of special mithril and an extremely small special keyhole made of random magic runes. In addition to the unique and unique magic key Otherwise, it cannot be opened by any means.
"I accidentally threw it into the river." Ansu looked regretful, "Sir, I'm very sorry."
"Why do you assume I'm a man?"
At this moment, the Rainbow Elf's anger has increased to an unparalleled level, and the chaotic aura has surged again. The ferocious color on its face has almost frozen out of its form, "Why do you assume my specific gender?"
Dr. Centipede sighed softly when he heard this. As the saying goes, too much talk leads to mistakes. Ansu's words violated a taboo that must not be touched. In the Kingdom of Chaos, no one dares to provoke LGBT.
"Are you careless?"
The rainbow elf's face darkened. It had seen clearly just now that Ansu had clearly thrown it away on purpose, "If you don't open it for me today, all your family members will pay the price, and your parents will be regarded as yours." shame!"
"Why do you assume that I have a family?" Ansu showed a calm smile, and he said proudly, "Why do you assume that I have everything?"
Doctor Centipede sighed again when he heard this. As the saying goes, there are twists and turns. No driftwood means no weakness. The strength of this young man's version is still higher than that of the Chaos Apostle. It can be said that the master is one foot taller than the devil.
Even the Rainbow Elf was shocked by Ansu's aura without driftwood and stopped briefly. However, when had it experienced such humiliation, the magic circuit boiled rapidly. It wanted to find Anzu's other weaknesses, but found that The latter turned out to be impeccable.
Once a person abandons his driftwood, he will be invincible in any argument, verbal battle or even duel.
The Rainbow Elf was about to get angry, "If you can't solve this problem for me, I will hold your leaders accountable."
"Sorry, it seems that you have a very strong desire to unlock the door."
Now Ansu is a considerate and good boy. He obviously saw the Rainbow Elf's troubles, so he thoughtfully and politely said, "Although the key was accidentally lost, there are actually other ways to open the lock."
"Other ways?" Rainbow Elf raised his eyebrows.
"Please rest assured, as a cyber alchemist, I am also trained in both human body and mechanical fields. When refining the secret lock of the steel door, I am naturally prepared with both hands. This steel door lock can both pass through the mechanical It can also open the door through human body recognition.”
The young man smiled and nodded, "Now only the mechanical key has been lost, but the human key is still there."
"Human body key." The rainbow elf looked suspicious.
"It's a key with biometric recognition function." Ansu replied, "For example, the new magic fingerprint locks and soul magic locks recently released by the Alchemy Holy See can be opened with either mechanical keys or human body characteristics. "
Doctor Centipede showed a look of sudden realization. The magic lock with two keys at the same time did exist. Ansu just transplanted the lock onto the biological steel door through human alchemy.
Theoretically, this can be done.
Even he had to admire Ansu's imagination and creativity.
When the Rainbow Elf heard this, the anger in its chest calmed down a little. It slowly calmed down, thinking that Ansu finally knew how to understand current affairs. If it really offended these noble Rainbow Missionaries, not only Ansu would Suhe HeibaZi Hospital, their leaders, and even the entire Chaos Walled City will all pay the price.
The first person to be held accountable was the person in charge here, Count Dracula.
All we can say is that low-class colonists are low-class colonists, that’s the key!
Both the Rainbow Elf and Doctor Centipede smiled disdainfully. They could live without driftwood, but they couldn't live without a leader. They couldn't live without a vampire leader, that's all. They couldn't even see others attacking his leader.
Love leaders more than driftwood. This kind of creature is born to be a slave.
"Then what is the biological key you set?" Doctor Centipede snorted coldly, "Is it a fingerprint or a pupil? Take it out."
"The biological key I set is——"
Ansu turned his head, looked at Doctor Centipede calmly, and said calmly,
"Count Dracula's 00."
silence.
The unparalleled silence, the suffocating silence, the despairing silence spread in the operating room for a long time after Ansu's words fell.
Doctor Centipede's pupils were trembling, his eyelids were trembling, the corners of his mouth were trembling, his shoulders were trembling, and dozens of arms all over his body were trembling as well. It was trembling like chaff, and it stared at Ansu with its desperate and gray eyes. It suspected that it had heard wrongly, or that something was wrong with the world, so it asked again incredulously,
"What did you say?"
"Count Dracula's 00."
Ansu explained again with a smile,
"The biological key I set is Count Dracula's 00. Other keys cannot pass the judgment of the magic circuit. By the way, I also hid half a kilogram of magic bombs in my handle. Once entered, If the key is wrong three times, the magic circuit will be detonated and the account will be locked for one year.
"This is for the purpose of preventing theft." Ansu nodded, "Since you have the right to be held accountable by Count Dracula, you can naturally ask Count Dracula to open the lock for you."
demon.
demon!
Doctor Centipede had goosebumps all over his body. He took a half step back in fear and looked at the young man with a pure and kind smile in front of him. There is no doubt that the young man in front of him is the chaos demon in the true sense, the embodiment of all chaos. !
It's just a matter of locking the steel door. He also hides explosives in the steel door and designs the password to be his boss!
He had seen births, but he had never seen such a chaotic birth, and he had never seen a birth that clearly did extremely chaotic evil things, but yet had such a bright and sunny smile. Dr. Centipede could detect that Ansu was not aware of his confusion at all. He felt from the bottom of his heart that he had become a good doctor.
Chaos without consciousness is real chaos.
It's like a whirlpool, capable of swallowing up everything it touches.
"Why are you doing this?" Doctor Centipede couldn't understand Ansu's behavior at all. He sent a message to Ansu to warn, "Don't cause trouble for me." "Doctor Human Centipede." Ansu lowered his voice and whispered in the doctor's ear. ,
"His Majesty Dracula is so considerate of us and has prepared such considerate work for me. As subordinates, we naturally want to benefit our superiors. That's why I specially identified this beauty's key as Dracula's key. Count Gula.”
"beauty?"
Doctor Centipede turned his back on the honor of the Rainbow Apostle. He was really a good Rainbow.
But what he saw was that he was as thick as a black bear, and as naughty as an iron bull. On the eyebrows are colorful golden pheasant feathers, on the tip of the tongue are enchanting and piercing nails, on the shoulders is embroidered the Great Devil of Chaos Stairs, and on the hip is a steel door lock that is stronger than gold. I heard that I was going to share the pleasure of fish and water with the vampire Earl, my face turned red and my eyes looked like a tiger and leopard. It can be said that the beauty in my face contained the power of spring, and I could smell the stench before the steel door was opened.
"Is she still a beauty with this appearance?" He blurted out in disbelief, "If you want to kill His Majesty the Earl, just say so."
Count Dracula is not only Ansu's boss, but also the boss of the entire Black Bazi Hospital. If this monster is really allowed to attack the count, their entire hospital will be held accountable. He laughed at Ansu for being a slave, but it was a pity that he had already put a chain on his neck.
But if the protector is so eager, it is inevitable that he will miss the mark if he talks too much.
But as soon as the words came out, he knew something was wrong.
"Didn't you say, 'This is high-end aesthetics'?"
The young man showed a devilish innocent smile at him,
Bai Ansu respected diversity from the bottom of his heart. He smiled and said, "According to the high-end aesthetics you advocate, Miss Elf is indeed a beauty. That's why I specially introduced her to Count Dracula. As the saying goes, ' A beauty with a hero, is there any problem?”
"Or, you don't have a problem with me." The pure white devil finally showed his perfect fangs, "but do you have a problem with high-end aesthetics, a problem with diversity and chaos, and a problem with the entire LGBT community?"
The best way to fight magic is to use magic to fight magic. Using LGBT to fight against capitalists is a strategy to drive away wolves and tigers.
"Are you discriminating?"
Upon hearing Ansu's words, Rainbow Apostle suddenly aimed his sharp eyes at Doctor Centipede.
Doctor Centipede was suddenly sweating profusely.
How can there be such a transfer of conflicts!
If I refuse now, I will be discriminating against the Rainbow Apostles.
He had never been so scared, never been so nervous, and was trembling even when he said, "How dare I have an opinion? How could I have an opinion! Milton, Milton is right, beauty matches Hero, Miss Elf and His Majesty the Count are truly a match made in heaven.”
Doctor Centipede said with a flattering smile.
He dared not offend the Rainbow Apostle more than offending Count Dracula.
If he offends the former, he will lose his job at most; if he offends the latter, his entire family will be ruined! Milton doesn't have driftwood, but Dr. Centipede does!
"Miss Elf. I am..." Dr. Centipede swallowed, and he quickly took out a pen and paper from his pocket, "I will write you the contact information of Count Dracula and his home address right now. I will write it to you immediately. Write!"
He quickly scribbled on the paper. Not only did he write down Count Dracula's contact information and home address on the paper, he also listed the latter's schedule, frequented restaurants, etc. above.
"Jue Juezi."
The Rainbow Apostle crossed his legs happily. When he thought of Count Dracula's face, he felt the joy of a child. On the first day he came to Chaos City, he fell in love with Dracula as the city lord. Earl La, but he has never been able to find a reason to take possession of it. At this moment, it is really pie in the sky.
"I'm very satisfied with this operation. I give it full marks. This is a tip."
Saying this, he showed a shy smile like a barbell, hummed a tune, turned around and jumped out of the Black Bazi Hospital.
[Second surgery completed]
[Patients praise the old version: 100%]
[Achievement Obtained: Fullmetal Alchemist]
[Income increased by 300 gold coins, current total property: 400 gold coins (50 basic salary, 350 reward wages)]
Looking at the adult's leaving figure, Dr. Centipede's heart finally relaxed. He looked at Ansu with fear on his face, "Brother, I'll give you a full-time salary. How about you go to work in the tattoo shop upstairs?" good?"
"There are still patients behind us." Ansu shook his head and said with great medical ethics, "How could I just leave like this? You really don't have any medical spirit."
Are there any patients behind?
Doctor Centipede noticed something was wrong. He turned his head stiffly and looked at the door, only to see countless radiant rainbows pouring over him.
The newly arrived Rainbow Apostles said one after another,
"Who is Dr. Milton? What surgery did you perform on my sister just now?"
"I've never seen her smile so brightly."
"Give me one, give me one."
"I want it too. I want it too."
Looking at the bunch of rainbows at the door, Doctor Centipede's breathing stopped.
"This is 'Fall in love with the rainbow, eat the rainbow', Your Majesty Dracula." The sunniest smile appeared on Ansu's lips. He turned around and went to get the handle. Today's career will be extremely busy.
At the same time, in the villa area of Chaos Walled City, Count Dracula's residence.
The wind is gentle and the sun is beautiful, the sky is clear and the air is clear.
The refreshing autumn noon wind blew its light blue curtains into the air, as if blowing a corner of the sky. The silhouette of the sycamore tree shone brightly on the Earl's mithril desk. Next to the desk was a mahogany wine rack, just on the shelf. What was on display was not red wine, but bottles after bottles of viscous human blood, which was as red as grapes.
Count Dracula just finished today's afternoon blood - the blood he used was the blood of a newly minted virgin. It has a fragrant taste, with a green and astringent taste that has never been in love. After a little taste, it continues to bloom on the tip of the tongue and taste buds. That's why he likes virgins.
He put down the cup and looked at the sunny scenery outside the window with dignity, inspecting his territory like an emperor. In that chaotic city, there were countless virgin slaves working for him, with a dream that could never be realized. The dream of having him suck out the blood and squeeze out the marrow. Thinking of this, Count Dracula felt even happier.
Be a virgin for the rest of your life, poor fellows.
The new poor guy named Ansu Milton will probably become a collection on his wine rack today.
It sure tastes good.
Dracula thought to himself as he looked out the window and sighed that it was such a sunny day.
However, the count blinked, how could he see a rainbow in broad daylight?
Must be an illusion.