Chapter 140 The Little Bad Guy Preparing to Run Away
Night.
Quiet.
At this moment, the three of them were drunk. Fortunately, they had called a designated driver in advance to first send Zheng Yuanqiang to the hotel, and then took the father-in-law and son-in-law home.
When the mother and daughter saw their husbands in such a mess, they were speechless for a while, but they had no choice because he was their man after all. They each helped their husbands back to the house, and then they were tossed around. However, Qu Chunyan was very simple and rough. She just sent him to the second bedroom and that was it. Zheng Yanru was not like that.
"Mom"
"I'll give him a bath."
"It's stinky. It smells terrible."
Zheng Yanru helped her little husband and slowly went up to the bathroom on the second floor, then helped him into the bathtub, took off his clothes, rinsed his body with warm water, and then applied shower gel. When the rich woman's jade hand gently touched his chest, a faint blush appeared on both sides of his cheeks.
Then the key point was that the rich woman took a deep breath and slowly took off someone's pants.
"The source of all evil!"
"It would be nice if I had a pair of scissors at this time."
Zheng Yanru was no longer a little girl. Facing the scene in front of her, although she was full of shame, she was not to the extent of trembling all over. She slowly reached out with her green jade fingers and gently flicked a few times.
She opened a bath ball again, put some shower gel on it, kneaded tons of foam, and began to wash her little man.
After everything was over, the pretty rich woman walked out of the bathroom and shouted to her mother downstairs: "Mom, help me get a pair of underwear. Dad's underwear. It's better not to wear it."
"Got it."
Qu Chunyan responded.
After a while
An arm stretched out from the crack of the door, and there was a brand new pair of underwear in his hand.
After the pretty rich woman got the underwear, she helped her bestie's son put it on and helped him back to her bedroom. At this time, Zheng Yanru was already sweating and panting. For the first time, she experienced that serving a man was such a troublesome thing.
"Damn man"
"If you come home drunk again, I'll punish you!" Zheng Yanru pinched Yu Xiaocheng's cheek and angrily scolded: "You're so tired."
After complaining, Zheng Yanru returned to the living room downstairs and looked at her mother sitting on the sofa. She began to complain and said angrily: "It's really annoying. If you drink so much again, I won't serve you anymore."
"That's it?"
Qu Chunyan smiled slightly and said gently: "Look at mom. Mom has served your dad for more than 30 years."
"Mom?"
"How did you get through it?" Zheng Yanru asked curiously while sitting next to her mother.
"Just endure it." Qu Chunyan sighed and replied leisurely: "But Xiao Cheng should not be like your father. I think he is quite family-oriented. I think it is excusable for him to do it once or twice occasionally. You can't always ask a man to never make mistakes in his life."
"That's true."
Zheng Yanru curled her lips and murmured: "In terms of family life, your daughter is quite satisfied, and he is also quite hardworking, but... forget it. Overall, this husband is very good, but now he is a little bit led astray by his father, mom"
Speaking of this,
The rich woman straightened up and said seriously: "You should take care of Dad and don't hang out with my husband in the future."
"How can I take care of him?"
"He is the father-in-law and son-in-law." Qu Chunyan said unhappily: "Besides, your father has a temper like a cow, you... you should take care of Xiao Cheng."
"I"
"I can't control him either."
Zheng Yanru pursed her lips and said in a whimpering voice: "Your son-in-law seems to be honest, but in fact, he has big ideas."
"Really?"
"I think he listens to you." Qu Chunyan smiled and said: "It's nothing. Men always have some little thoughts. Just listen to you most of the time. In addition, be good to your man, especially when it comes to spending money. Don't be stingy."
"Where am I stingy?" The rich woman got anxious on the spot and said angrily: "I gave your son-in-law a gold card a long time ago, which can spend millions of dollars every month, but your son-in-law didn't spend a penny."
"Ah"
"Such a good child, I didn't expect it to fall into your hands in the end." Qu Chunyan said to herself with a bitter face.
Zheng Yanru rolled her eyes, her face full of dissatisfaction, and retorted: "Mom, your daughter is not bad. Look at how much money I can make in a year. Yu Xiaocheng can find a wife like me, his ancestral graves are emitting green smoke."
"I don't know whether his ancestral graves are emitting green smoke, but I'm sure that our ancestral graves are emitting green smoke." Qu Chunyan laughed.
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"Mom! Is it interesting?"
Zheng Yanru was so angry that her scalp was about to split.
"Okay, okay."
"I'll talk to you about something serious, and then go to bed." Qu Chunyan asked softly: "When do you plan to have a baby?"
"Uh"
"I'm already preparing for pregnancy. Anyway, I'll get pregnant this year." Zheng Yanru replied.
Hearing that they were preparing for pregnancy, Qu Chunyan's face was full of smiles, and she said excitedly: "Oh, I can finally become a grandmother. By the way, you should have two more children. Now we are advocating for two children, and we may promote three children in the future. You have to respond to the national call."
"Let's wait and see"
"Anyway, two children are certain. As for whether to have a third child, it depends on whether the first two children are well-behaved." Zheng Yanru pursed her lips and said softly: "If they are all as naughty as your son-in-law, don't have a third child. It's annoying."
"Hmph."
"No matter how naughty you are, you can't be as naughty as me?"
Qu Chunyan said unhappily: "Have you forgotten your childhood?"
"I, I."
The rich woman was speechless, then stood up suddenly and went upstairs angrily.
The next morning.
Yu Xiaocheng woke up from his sleep, opened his eyes and saw the rich woman in his arms, and the next second, a hangover headache swept over his body. After a long time, this feeling slowly disappeared. Then he looked around the room. If nothing unexpected happened, he should be at his brother's house.
Huh?
Why do I feel so refreshed?
Yu Xiaocheng touched his body and looked at his underwear. He instantly showed a knowing smile.
At this moment,
The rich aunt in her arms also woke up. When she noticed that the little bad boy was staring at her, she subconsciously put her arms around his neck and whispered, "You little bad boy finally woke up?"
"Yeah"
Yu Xiaocheng hugged the convex and hot body tightly and asked gently, "Did you help me take a bath last night?"
"Hmph!"
"Can you not take a bath?"
"You stink all over." Zheng Yanru rolled her eyes at him and said unhappily, "You don't know how tired I am. I helped you from the first floor to the second floor, then to the bathroom, and then back to the room. I also helped you take a bath in the middle."
Yu Xiaocheng smiled and said softly, "Thank you for your hard work, my dear aunt, but when you helped me take a bath, did you take the opportunity to do anything out of line to me? For example, for example"
Speaking of this,
he leaned close to the rich woman's ear and whispered.
I saw the cold and charming face of my mother's bestie, and her face turned red in an instant, and even her whole body was trembling slightly.
"Nonsense!"
"How could I possibly?"
Zheng Yanru bit her lips tightly and stammered, "You did something so shameful, and besides, who would want to play with such an ugly thing!"
"Yo yo yo."
"Then why are you blushing?" Yu Xiaocheng asked seriously.
"I"
"I'm full of energy." The rich woman glared fiercely and replied angrily.
"Why is it white again?"
"It's a bit cold," the rich woman pouted and said angrily.
Yu Xiaocheng leaned close to her mother's bestie's ear again and whispered, "How many times did you play it?"
"Four or five times"
Faced with the unexpected question, the rich woman blurted out instinctively, and was stunned for a moment.
It's bad.
I. I. accidentally said it!
Zheng Yanru felt like she was about to explode, with strong shame gushing out from the bottom of her heart. She was originally blushing, but now her whole body was almost red.
"Just playing?"
"Did you do anything else?" Yu Xiaocheng asked in a mean way.
"Nothing."
Zheng Yanru huddled in the arms of her bestie's son, her head buried deep in it, and answered hesitantly: "Don't ask."
"Hehe."
"Is it fun?" Yu Xiaocheng asked again.
"It's not fun at all." Zheng Yanru pouted and said resentfully: "I should have taken a pair of scissors and just clicked it!"
"No."
"You must be reluctant to do that."
Yu Xiaocheng hugged his mother and best friend tightly in his arms, leaned close to her ear, and said softly: "I suddenly thought of a game."
"Okay!"
"Hurry up and shut up!" Although she didn't know what game he was talking about, she knew it must be dirty without thinking. Zheng Yanru rolled her eyes and said angrily: "I don't want to listen."
"Listen to it"
"Maybe you like it very much?"
Then Yu Xiaocheng whispered the content of the game in her ear.
As expected,
the two of them started fighting in the quilt.
"Ouch."
"You... Do you believe I will kick you to death? Oh, no, no, no."
Zheng Yanru snuggled in the arms of her bestie's son, her delicate face slightly flushed, her blurred eyes staring at the ceiling, her eyebrows revealing the tenderness of a mature woman
"Little bad boy"
"I want to tell you something." The rich aunt squeaked and whimpered: "I discussed it with your mother-in-law last night. There should be a family meeting tonight. The specific content is."
"Should I attend?" Yu Xiaocheng interrupted.
"No need."
"If you attend, I'm afraid you and my dad will fight." Zheng Yanru said in a low voice.
What do you mean?
Wait, is the theme of the family meeting
Yu Xiaocheng's eyes were full of surprise, and he was caught off guard, and even a little panicked.
"Today."
"Are you going to show your hand tonight?" Yu Xiaocheng asked nervously.
Zheng Yanru nodded, arched in his arms, and replied softly: "Yes. Show your hand to him tonight."
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"Where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'll run away first!"