Chapter 528: Lilliput's Adventure
"Wow!"
"Ouch!"
"it hurts!"
As Meowx pulled the trigger, the cries of pain from the little humans immediately rang out all around, and then, the palm-sized figures that jumped into the air all fell to the ground with a clatter.
The little humans are very powerful and fast, and their palm-sized body makes them difficult to detect by ordinary people. However, in front of Meowx, who has mastered gun proficiency and knowledge, these advantages have no effect at all.
Fortunately, the little crazy cat has gone crazy, but he still remembers Xie Wen's explanation that the guns were filled with rubber bullets used during the sparring with Bai Xing, and the electromagnetic pulse gun also deliberately lowered its output, otherwise this group of little humans would all be killed. It was destroyed in her hands.
"Hmph~ With this little strength, you still dare to come to us and cause trouble, meow!"
(=`3=)L
Meows, who easily took down all the mini-humans, blew her gun, put her friends away, and stepped forward to pick up one of the mini-humans in a sinister manner. It turned out that it was Leo.
Then, the little blue cat raised its paws and pointed at the head of the guy who was obviously the leader, using a set of fast and fierce cat punches. While fighting back, he asked:
"Now! Meet! My! Friends! Meow?!"
(=`ω=)ジ
After beating Leo, the little crazy cat took out a rope from her ammunition bag and skillfully tied him into a rice dumpling. She also tied up more than ten other little humans and hung them on the rope. On the giant flowers on the side.
From a distance, they look like dolls on a sunny day, or sausages being dried.
"Let us down quickly!"
"Yes! Put us down!"
"You liar!"
"That's right! You're not a good girl at all!"
"It's a bad cat!"
Even though they were captured, the little humans still refused to give in, swinging their bodies vigorously while shouting at Meowx.
"You want to steal our things, this is robbery! You are the bad guys, meow!"
(=`Д=)
Being called a bad cat didn't make Meowx angry at all. Anyway, those who are clean will clean themselves up. Whether it is in the village or in the investigation team, she is very popular!
What really made the little crazy cat angry was that these little ones dared to bite back.
"If you don't hand over your weapons, you will be stripped naked! This is the rule set by the Kingdom of Dongdada and King Liku back then!"
Leo retorted matter-of-factly.
"Then the rules of our El Cat Investigation Team are that anyone who wants to steal our things will be severely beaten, nya! Hmm..."
The little crazy cat tilted his head and thought for a while, then said: "Now if one of you dares to steal our things, I will strip you all naked, meow!"
<(=`=)>
Meows put her hands on her hips and nodded with satisfaction, very satisfied with the idea she had just come up with.
"Liar! How can there be such a rule?!"
"You all have rules for stripping other people naked, why can't we have rules for stripping you naked?!"
"...It makes sense, then there is no other way."
The little humans headed by Leo were silent for a while, and then readily accepted Meowx's statement. They stopped struggling, and even urged: "Then do it quickly, finish the robbing quickly, and then let us go." ”
Meowx: "..."
"Meow hahahaha! Brother Xie Wen, they really said the same thing as you. It's so interesting, meow!"
(=`=)σ
The little puppet pulled Xie Wen's ears to prevent herself from falling off his shoulders because of laughing too hard. She pointed at the hanging little humans and asked, "Can Keli raise them?"
"Of course not."
Xie Wen directly picked up the little guy, rubbed her cat head, and saved his ears by the way.
"Okay, that's enough for the joke."
He walked forward, untied the ropes from Leo and the others, and said, "Let's have a good talk."
"Did you just make a joke?!"
The little humans were collectively shocked.
Xie Wen: "..."
"Hahahaha! You guys are so funny. My name is Keli. What's your name?"
(=ω=)
The little puppet picked up one of the little humans and raised it in front of him.
"My, my name is Wika, I am a member of the Dongdada Investigation Team."
The blue-haired mini-human sniffed and replied. Compared with other energetic mini-humans, this mini-human seems to be a bit introverted...
A bit like the old Shirahoshi.
"Hello, Wika, can I be friends with Kelly?"
(=ω=)
The little puppet asked, rubbing the other person's face affectionately.
"Eh? Can I, can I? I'm so reckless and stupid..."
"Of course, from now on, you will be Keli's good friend, meow!"
(==)
After licking Wika's face twice, the little puppet tilted his head, looked at the other person, thought for a moment, and suddenly put it on his shoulder...
"So brother Xie Wen usually feels like this, meow? It's so strange, why can't he let go, meow..."
"Yeah, I'm sorry! I'm too clumsy!"
The little human named Wika apologized profusely.
Elu cats have larger heads and narrower shoulders, so the little humans can't stay on Kelimya's shoulders.
"Oh, this has nothing to do with you, meow."
Of course, it was impossible for the little angel Keli Miao to blame the other party. After several failed attempts, she simply imitated Haibara Miao and put Wika on her head.
"Hmm...it's a bit heavy and not very comfortable, nya."
(ω)
Kelimiao shook her head slightly, and then hugged Wika down again.
On the other side, Haibara Meow also caught a small human race, and while taking out a small notebook to write and draw on it, he asked like a barrage of questions: "Is this Tailed Meow behind you? What do Meows usually eat?" Let me draw some blood and study it?”
(=ω=)
The little cat stared at each other with bright eyes, full of curiosity.
Although they had encountered small humans when they were in Totland, they were on the enemy's territory after all, and the number of small humans was also very small. Haiyuan Miao didn't meet them a few times in total. There were so many "captives", so she naturally had to study them carefully.
The little human being she was targeting was trembling...
What made him even more frightened was that the blue cat that had defeated all of them alone before was still making various vicious expressions behind Haibara Meow with its teeth and claws.
"Lei, Leo, these cats are so scary!"
"Ahem! You two, calm down!"
Xie Wen quickly brought back the little milk cat who was in a research frenzy and the little crazy cat who liked to play pranks.
In order to prevent being distracted by this group of restless little fur cats, he decisively told Leo, the leader, straight to the point: "We have no ill intentions towards you. On the contrary, I came to Dressrosa this time just to deal with Dolfrond." Brother Ming’s.”
"Really?!"
Leo and the other little humans suddenly became excited.
"Of course, if you have read newspapers, you will know that my relationship with him is not very good." He pointed to Trafalgar Law beside him, "He and Doflamingo have a very close relationship. Deep hatred."
"Great! We finally have a chance to drive the big bad guy out of here and rescue Princess Manxili!"
The little humans had no doubt at all and immediately accepted Xie Wen's statement.
Xie Wen, who had prepared several sets of speeches, smacked his lips without a sense of accomplishment, but this was the character of the little human race.
Just when he was still trying to get the little humans to cooperate with his plan, Jianwense suddenly sensed that Tianyaksha's aura was rapidly approaching.
Then……
Doflamingo fell next to Xie Wen amid the shocked and angry gazes of the small humans.
"Hey! Sorry, Xie Wen, I was dealing with other things before, so I didn't go to the pier to pick you up in person!"
Doflamingo looked familiar and wanted to step forward and put his arms around Xie Wen's shoulders...
Xie Wen dodged without hesitation.
Doflamingo was not angry after being avoided, and continued to speak kindly and enthusiastically: "I have prepared a banquet in the palace, waiting for you to go there, and... you came at the right time, CP0's You are also a guest at my place now.”