Gift Packs From the Heavens: Starting with One Punch Man Chapter 1412

"Take a luxurious private plane to Chick Island."

"Because the three of us have decided to resign from our status as shadow assassins in the Xuanwu Kingdom and join the Lin Group."

"Become an assassin idol with an annual income of tens of billions and who is crazily admired by countless young girls!"

Speaking of which……

The writer paused.

"Looking at our friendship for many years, we asked Chiya to ask Lin Bei for you, Mr. Lin."

"Mr. Lin said."

"Come if you like."

"You can go to the Kuaijiao live broadcast platform with Chiya, form a partner, and perform the mouth-exploding blood demon."

This is the end of the letter.

Tucked under the letter.

It's three wooden signs representing shadow assassins!

At this……

The leader saw another small note.

"PS: Mr. Lin promised us to replace these three broken wooden plaques with 999 pure gold medals!"

"..."

silence.

It is a silent cry.

Holding back tears, he gritted his teeth.

Silently, the leader slammed the three Shadow Assassin Tokens in his hand with his crotch.

"..."

All the assassins present were dumbfounded.

Hitting the TV with their hips, they all understand.

after all……

Cockboys appear on TV like they lick the screen when they see beautiful women.

But……

A broken wooden sign.

What's so good about crotch hitting?

"Broken wooden sign, what's there to hit on the hip?"

The leader of the assassin leader gave a "puchi", laughed out loud, and then raised his crotch towards the sky: "I'm not only going to hit the wooden sign with my crotch!"

"I want to hit the whole world with my hip!"

"FUCK!"

...

On the third day of the assassin's lord hitting the world from the crotch.

Chicken Island!

"Wuhu!!"

Champagne and wine, lobster and abalone, and the whole Chicken Island, are immersed in boundless enjoyment.

because……

Today is the celebration banquet of the Lin Group.

this concert.

Not only is the name of the penis boy a household name, it has captured the hearts of almost every girl.

Orange Rose's Female Assassin Idol Department also achieved outstanding results.

According to the "hip hit" big data display.

During the concert three days ago, at least ten million men all over the world hit the TV with their hips.

then……

Orange Rose's female thorn idol department.

Not only has a huge number of male fans been harvested.

TV endorsement.

It was once sold out!

And apart from the idol department...

The women's rights department led by director Jiang also took the opportunity to develop hundreds of millions of women's rights members.

The most surprising thing is...

"Kuaijiao", which is composed of Chiya alone, has a headshot, and its daily revenue is close to 500 million!

Headshot economy.

The same cannot be underestimated!

so……

Lin Bei decided.

Have a big annual meeting.

Get the whole Chick Island up.

Good wine and food, handsome men and women, are piled up on the island like sand on the beach.

Eat, drink and be merry.

It's like heaven!

Surrounded by the crowd, Lin Bei is like a god, standing high and conspicuous.

...

smiling.

casually...

Take the juice from a waiter.

Lin Bei hadn't had time to drink yet.

"Shua!"

A sharp magic knife.

It lay across his neck.

Tear off the camouflage.

This ordinary waiter.

It turned out to be the leader of the assassins in disguise!

"Hahaha!"

The leader of the assassins grinned and laughed: "You idiots who have forgotten the way of assassins."

real assassin.

Not a fool performing on stage!

It's about disguising, hiding, and defeating the strong with the weak.

One move deadly killer!

Holding the magic knife.

The leader of the assassins laughed even more wildly: "Let me let you recall memories today."

"What is the real way of an assassin!"

while talking...

Assassin leader.

Without hesitation, he turned his wrist and cut off Lin Bei's head severely.

However……

"Boom!"

The magic knife that had accompanied him for decades broke on the spot.

"..."

Dazed, surprised.

Words were not enough to express his shock.

Lin Bei's attitude.

It was what made him most desperate.

Indifferent, playful eyes...

It's like the Tathagata Buddha, looking down. In his own palm, the proudly jumping grandson monkey.

Three-year-old child.

With a knife and a gun, it is indeed possible to kill a British Hercules weighing two hundred catties.

But if...

These two hundred catties of British Hercules.

It suddenly became, the unreachable sky!

Please advise.

A three-year-old child.

How can a gun kill the sky?

No matter how hard it tries, shoot, desperately.

result……

All will be smashed in the head by falling shell casings.

so……

"A bridge with many sacks!"

As soon as the leader of the assassins stretched out his hand, he took out a letter from his pocket and said with a smile: "I want to join the Lin Group."

"I want to join Chiya's Quick Foot Division!"

"oh?"

Lin Bei raised his eyebrows and smiled lightly:

"Chiya can take headshots, what talent do you have?"

He pondered for a while.

The leader of the assassins is decisive: "I can hit the crotch!"

Chapter 1004 Touching Dog Things

Chiya, lord: