Chapter 56: Real Artificial Idiocy!
Nick felt like he was really going to vomit!
After he was possessed by the black liquid spit out from Deadpool's body, he seemed to have awakened some kind of super power. He could hear the voices in other people's hearts and feel the thoughts in other people's hearts.
At first he thought it was quite cool.
After all, as a bachelor for many years, with the ability to understand other people's hearts, wouldn't it be possible to become a moneyless playboy Stark?
Mainly because I know women’s hearts!
But it turns out that Nick Fury seemed to be happy too early. In a blink of an eye, he noticed a lot of people with malicious ideas approaching downstairs.
And those thoughts were too many.
It was like countless mouths buzzing in his ears.
Just those two or three jumbled sentences.
It made Nick feel creepy, just because he heard almost the same thought in the other person's mind.
That is……
"Long live Hydra!!"
As SHIELD was formed specifically to deal with this organization, its director Nick Fury naturally knows this organization and this old enemy very well.
Although Hydra doesn't seem to have caused any waves in the world over the years.
But there is countless evidence.
It proves that the other party seems to be hiding.
After all, as the most powerful partner of the Nazis, almost no one would believe that just one defeat would lead to the annihilation of the other party's army.
Nick had also paid attention to this old rival, but no matter how hard he searched, he could not find any trace of him. He could only lament that Hydra was really stealthy.
And now he finally understands!
What bullshit is so well hidden.
It turns out that SHIELD was turned into Snake Shield!
I'm undercover!
Nick Fury cursed and ran away. Although the black widow Natasha behind him was a little confused, she was a top agent. Although she said no, she was very sincere in body.
Pulling the gun from his crotch.
She followed Nick with a vigilant look on her face, dragging Deadpool and Captain America to escape with her.
Although now these two guys seem to have no fight and are a burden.
But that's just for superheroes!
One is the super human Captain America who was injected with the super soldier serum and once led a team and one person with a shield to charge directly into the enemy base.
One is an ace mercenary, Deadpool, who is very fast with two sharp knives. He was not even slightly injured by the charging bullets of more than a dozen people.
Once these two adjust.
Return to normal state.
Natasha can then take charge of Gaga.
Because the two of them are enough to kill indiscriminately.
"hurry up!"
Nick Fury's forehead was already dripping with cold sweat. In fact, he no longer had to listen to what the undercover agents were saying. In fact, just by hearing the footsteps, he already felt that something was wrong.
There was only one thought in his mind at this time.
Wouldn't SHIELD be all HYDRA people?
He slapped his hand on the wall nearby, and the laser instantly scanned his fingerprints. A voice came from the room. Just hearing it, he felt full of incomparable wisdom.
"The identity has been verified. The most handsome man in the world, Captain Artificial Intelligence, is serving you. What do I need to do?"
What?
When Natasha heard the name artificial intelligence, she really couldn't compare Nick Fury's black face with the most beautiful man in the world. Even though she was professionally trained, she couldn't hold back her smile and couldn't help laughing.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at you. I just think this artificial intelligence is really interesting. I want to buy one too, hahahahaha..."
Nick's complexion was originally very dark.
It’s getting darker now!
He has never felt so ashamed in front of him. In the past, he could have accepted this relatively perfunctory reason, but now, being able to hear other people's inner thoughts, he can no longer deceive himself.
Nick took a deep breath, you are a top agent!
There is one thing you should remember!
If you want to live a decent life, you must wear something on your head!
He took a deep breath and regained his stern temperament on the spot, and the black eyepatch could not block his sharp gaze.
"Captain! Turn on the real-time surveillance outside. I want to watch the movements of all personnel on every floor of SHIELD."
"Recalling in progress."
As the voice fell, various surveillance images were brought up and projected on the wall. The dense crowd of people with guns made Black Widow take a breath on the spot.
Are these all enemies?
She really couldn't believe it. Many of the people here were her colleagues who had worked with her for a long time. Could it be that all of them had rebelled?
"It's unimaginable..."
Black Widow looked at Nick Fury with disbelief, "How greedy are you? Forget about the funding, you are even greedy about the wages of our group. Look, the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. has rebelled." !”
Nick Fury:…
Is my character so bad?
Didn’t I misappropriate billions of public funds in a small way, and then everyone turned traitor?
Those five gangsters!
I have embezzled tens of billions of public funds.
They didn’t even grow mushrooms for me!
What does this little money mean to you?
Nick Fury coughed awkwardly, and he suddenly understood why his S.H.I.E.L.D. had become Snake Shield.
perhaps……
Maybe……
Probably, it has something to do with me.
But this is not the time to go into the details of the reasons. After all, these people are agents, not ordinary workers. When they enter this industry, they should understand the consequences of rebellion.
So Nick Fury looked at the Hydra agents holding guns and moving forward in the surveillance. There were at least hundreds of them. Even the 911 accident that shocked the world was probably not as many people killed today.
He gave the order without hesitation.
"Captain! Activate emergency defense measures to kill these invaders!"
Nick was full of confidence. When he was building the internal base of SHIELD, he had imagined the situation of being invaded by the enemy, so he installed blue fire Gatling guns on each floor.
The speed of shooting bullets.
But it was so fast!
And he also had a serious lack of firepower. The number of Gatling guns on each floor was particularly large, all of which were the funds and arms he usually embezzled.
He calculated carefully.
We have hundreds of Gatling guns.
And the other side has only a few hundred people.
The advantage is mine! !
With such a big advantage, how can we lose?
Nick showed a confident smile, but his smile froze in the blink of an eye, just because he heard the clear and stupid voice of the captain of the artificial intelligence, "Sorry, sir, it is detected that these agents belong to S.H.I.E.L.D., not intruders, and the emergency defense measures cannot be activated."
Vonima!
They are holding guns in their hands and are about to shoot me, and you actually said that these are not intruders?
Nick's face darkened, "I now order you to remove the work permissions of these people. They are all fired! Say it again, activate the emergency defense measures."
"Sorry, sir, according to the requirements of the union and local laws, you do not have the authority to fire so many people at once. You need to go through the process approval, which will take about three days. Please don't worry, my efficiency is very fast, remember to give a good review!"
Responded to this artificial intelligence.
Only Nick Fury was furious.
"You artificial idiot!"
It's broken!
Nick was full of regret at this time.
When Coulson was asked to purchase artificial intelligence, he originally thought that SHIELD was the safest place and artificial intelligence was useless, so why would it be so advanced?
So he embezzled a few hundred million dollars.
So artificial intelligence became this artificial idiot.
He rubbed his head angrily on the spot, and then...
"Fuck!"