Chapter 326

"Also, don't squat in front of the women's restroom waiting for someone next time. This is something only a pervert would do."

Mo Yi: "..."

Xue Miao, you don’t understand the real situation at all. The women’s restroom is often in the corridor, which is a public place. Why can’t we boys walk there and wait for someone?

It was obviously you who accidentally bumped into someone while walking, how can you blame me who has been leaning against the wall and looking up at the ceiling at 45 degrees to pretend to be cool and think about life?

Moreover, a boy who can wait for a girl in the women's restroom is a good man. Even a certain Shuren agrees on this!

If he doesn't really like her, that boy is willing to stand at the door of the women's restroom and endure the strange looks from people passing by, waiting for the girl in his heart.

This is similar to the fact that boys who are unwilling to buy sanitary napkins for their girlfriends are not emotional hooligans who fall in love with the purpose of getting married.

"good--"

Everyone understands the truth, but why do most people not live well? Because most of the truth is useless most of the time, and the adult world has never been unreasonable. The truth is just used to fool others and as candy to comfort oneself. Just take one when the time comes.

Naturally, Mo Yi would not be stupid enough to reason with Xue Miao. If it were in the past, maybe he would, and then he would reason to the other party until the other party had nothing to say and ran away in anger.

"I will never wait for anyone in front of the women's restroom again."

"No--"

The clever Xuemiao would definitely not be fooled by Mo Yi, and he immediately realized that there was something wrong in his words: "Wait for me", then who else do you want to wait for? The stinky man always ate from the bowl and looked at the nest, clearly not even eating the contents of the bowl.

"You are not allowed to wait for anyone, not women or men!"

Mo Yi: "..."

Xuemiao, I didn’t expect that you, a Xuemiao, could hide such cute attributes. I’m really not cute about this.

“Roar, roar—”

At this time, no matter what the other party said, he could only yell. Who asked him to come over so late, and didn't his wife coax him back?

When you get married and come home, isn't it possible to do whatever you want?

So, this wave is really not a loss at all!

"Yukino-chan, how is the game going?"

Mo Yi changed the subject wittily and said:

"Drink some water——"

After that, he took out a stuffed and enchanted Nongfu Spring from his pocket and gave it to Xue Miao, and continued:

"Would you like me to help you make suggestions now? I have been watching your game just now and have already thought of the key move."

With Xue Miao's upright character and pursuit of fairness and justice, she would naturally not listen to Mo Yi's opinions, or even listen to them.

However, Mo Yi's purpose from the beginning was not to tell the other party how to win, but to feint and tell the other party tactfully, in fact, I have been watching you at the scene early in the morning.

really--

"Do not say--"

Xuemiao quickly stopped Mo Yi's words and stopped him from talking.

If no one is the same as before, she will definitely be angry about this, well, angry at the person who wants to help her. This is her most annoying behavior.

But now, she is not as happy as before. On the one hand, it is because she thinks that the other party has arrived early to watch her game. Maybe she is just afraid that it will affect her, so she does not let her find out. On the other hand, because the other party This willingness to help yourself.

I am very happy. Today, Xuemiao is still a righteous partner and will definitely not behave like cheating. He said:

"I want to win this game on my own. This is respect for my opponent and respect for myself."

Xue Miao explained righteously, then her expression softened and she said:

"But thank you for coming over."

In fact, I am grateful for the other party's kindness just now, but how could Mr. Xue Miao say such a thing?

"It's almost time, let's go back."

After Xue Miao finished speaking, she turned around and left regardless of Mo Yi's reaction.

"Um--"

Xuemiao was still cute today. Seeing the other person expressing his feelings clumsily, Mo Yi laughed in his heart.

"besides--"

Xue Miao, who had just taken two steps, did not turn her head back, but Mo Yi still saw a bright red like a burning cloud from her measurement.

"When you were standing at the door of the women's restroom just now, did you hear any strange noises?"

"ha--"

Mo Yi's tiger body trembled. It seemed that the other party still remembered such a thing, but his basic training as an emperor made Mo Yi remain calm. He looked confused and said after two seconds, he suddenly realized:

"Sorry, I'm an atheist. In this scientific world, there are no supernatural beings like bathroom ghosts."

"Did Yukino-chan hear some strange noise inside just now?"

Mo Yi continued like a life mentor:

"Usually this kind of situation is just to scare yourself. Those strange noises may just be made by mice or a passionate couple who can't help themselves."

"shut up--"

Who are you trying to fool by looking like a Scientologist?

Obviously the most unscientific one is you, Lord Demon God!

And forget about popularizing science, what about passionate men and women?

However, could it be that the drama in the women's restroom that I saw at Yakumo House really happened in the women's restroom that I went to?

What if the toilet I made actually left those weird bodily fluids?

ah! No, I can't think about it anymore. This is all the fault of Mo Yi, who drove the car whenever he disagreed with her, and didn't know how to take care of the cute new girl Si Ji's endurance.

At this moment, Xue Miao felt very insecure. Except for the toilet in her own bathroom, it seemed that the restrooms everywhere were unclean.

A few seconds later, Xue Miao made a decision that was important and even affected Yi Yi, that is, from now on, she would only use squatting toilets and never use a sitting toilet again.

Xue Miao suddenly felt very tired. Forget it, it was better not to talk to Mo Yi. Even if the other person didn't talk to make her angry, he could also use various methods to make him tired. He had better go back quickly and continue. Let's play, otherwise Mo Yi will be tossing him so much that he won't have the energy to play chess later.