Chapter 648 What a Big Bird!

Before raising their heads, Zhou Xiangan and others would never have imagined that they would see such a scene.

A large bird nearly six meters long was hovering in the sky, seemingly looking for a place to land.

Unfortunately, there is only so much space on the roadside, and a helicopter occupies most of it.

Zhou Xiangan and others: "..."

I can't complain, I can't speak, I don't even want to believe that everything in front of me is true.

What the hell is this?

The giant bird in the sky wandered around for two minutes. After waiting impatiently, it suddenly converged its wings in the air, fell straight from the sky, and rushed to a piece of land next to the helicopter.

"Ah!" Zhou Xiang'an and others couldn't help but scream. Seeing that the giant bird was about to hit the ground, who would have thought that it suddenly stretched out two long legs that didn't match the round body, and propped itself up on the ground. , then slowly contracted, like a spring, and landed steadily on the ground.

It's really moving like thunder, but it doesn't faze the dust.

"Hi!" Zhuang Buyuan jumped down from the bird's back, "Uncle Zhou, long time no see, hello everyone!"

Everyone said nothing and looked at him.

His eyes were as wide as bells, and his mouth was as wide as a bowl.

"Are there flowers on my face?" Zhuang Buyuan touched his face.

He took a step forward, and behind him, the manor bird took a step forward, and everyone hurriedly jumped back.

"What is this?" Only Zhou Xiang'an knew a little about Zhuang Buyuan and knew that he always had all kinds of inexplicable things.

"Oh? You mean Uncle Ling?" Zhuang Buyuan pointed to the big bird behind him, "Uncle Ling is a bird!"

Zhou Xiangan wanted to slap Zhuang Buyuan away. Of course I knew it was a bird!

But why is there such a big bird!

"Didn't you say it was very crowded outside? So I asked Uncle Ling to send me here." Zhuang Buyuan said.

As a creature that has lived from the time of the manor owner to the present, and has lived for hundreds of millions of years, Zhuang Buyuan feels that calling it uncle is not a shame.

So he called the two big birds Uncle Ling and Aunt Ling.

Zhou Xiangan: No, I didn’t want to ask this...

"Oh, don't look at how old Uncle Ling is. Uncle Ling has a good temper."

Zhuang Buyuan thought that everyone was probably afraid of this big bird, so he explained.

Behind him, the manor bird glanced at the helicopter beside him and seemed a little unhappy with it. I am a noble manor bird. Who are you, dare to stand next to me? Get out of here!

He kicked him directly and almost knocked over the helicopter.

Well……

Everyone looked at the big bird's irritable look, and then looked at Zhuang Buyuan's sincere face.

Is this what you call a good temper?

We believe you for now...

It’s weird to believe you!

"Uncle Ling, are you coming to pick me up later?" Zhuang Buyuan turned to ask Uncle Ling. Uncle Ling shook the feathers on his head, looked down at the people in front of him, but did not leave, and kicked the helicopter again. Make some room for yourself with your feet, bury your head in the wings, put your feathers behind your head, and seem to be asleep.

"Sorry, Uncle Ling doesn't like to talk." Zhuang Buyuan spread his hands.

Damn it, of course we know a bird doesn’t like to talk!

Even Zhou Xiang'an, who knew Zhuang Buyuan very well, felt extremely pained at this moment, with a feeling that he was neither crying nor laughing.

Why do you feel that your own small village is even more unreliable?

Can you kid create more troubles?

Not to mention everyone else.

When everyone was stunned, the traffic policeman just came over again: "Sir, your... this way of traveling is suspected of violating the city's traffic law!"

"Ah, violating the traffic law?" Zhuang Buyuan said innocently, "Uncle Ling didn't run around on the road!"

Well……

The traffic policeman looked at the helicopter next to him and said: "According to state laws, all manned aircraft must obtain route permission. According to the local regulations of Xucheng, aircraft landing in non-designated locations must obtain permission from the civil aviation department and the traffic police in advance... "

"But Uncle Ling is not an aircraft." Zhuang Buyuan became even more innocent.

Well……

The traffic policeman was stunned again.

Yes, this is a bird...

A bird can park wherever it likes, there is no law that dictates how a bird should park...

"You...you are suspected of illegally raising wild animals..."

"But Uncle Ling is not a wild animal."

They are not creatures of the earth. You cannot find this kind of bird in any protection list on the earth, so the earth’s wildlife protection laws do not apply!

"Besides, Uncle Ling was not raised by me!"

They are free, they just come to help me work and raise my children.

This can be regarded as the final relationship being cleared.

Traffic police: ...

I don’t study well, so don’t lie to me!

Zhou Xiangan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This upright traffic policeman was almost stunned by Zhuang Buyuan.

"Then, will the traffic policeman give me a ticket?" Zhuang Buyuan asked the traffic policeman.

The traffic police are helpless.

What fine should be issued?

Illegal parking? No license plate? Not following traffic rules?

It can be seen that what is happening in front of you is absolutely a legal void and no one is supervising it.

So how to enforce the law?

The traffic police have been enforcing the law for 20 years, and this is the first time they have encountered this kind of problem.

"Okay, okay, the focus is not on this now, the focus is on the congestion at hand, the legal issues... Well, let's discuss it later." Zhou Xiang'an quickly pulled the focus away.

And everyone else said, no, no, no, the focus now is entirely on this bird!

Have you seen this big bird six meters long before?

Everyone wanted to surround him, but they were worried about being eaten by this violent big bird.

Zhou Xiang'an finally brought the topic back after he had used all his strength to do so.

"Come on, Xiaozhuang, let me introduce you. This is Director Wu. Our current problem is like this..."

"You came to me to solve this problem?" Zhuang Buyuan said: "Overpasses, double-decker roads, and building a subway to connect Jiahu can all solve the problem."

Next to him, Jia Shenghui lingered. Hearing what Zhuang Buyuan said, he couldn't help but curl his lips and said: "What you said is easy. If it is so easy to build overpasses, double-decker roads, and subways, then why should you be used?"

"Who are you?" Zhuang Buyuan asked Jia Shenghui.

"I, Jia Shenghui."

Zhuang Buyuan thought for a while...

"do not know."

Jia Shenghui:......

"What you said, Xiaozhuang, is indeed the final solution to the problem. The problem is..." Zhou Xiang'an sighed, "We need a short-term feasible solution to alleviate the traffic pressure as soon as possible."

Overpasses and double-decker roads can certainly solve the problem. The problem is that road construction will take at least one year, so where is the time now?

As for building a subway, building a subway under Huanshan is more difficult than the ordinary Huanshan Tunnel.

"How long is short?" Zhuang Buyuan asked.

"New Year's Day is coming soon, and the city requires us to come up with a plan before New Year's Day to effectively alleviate the problem in the first half of next year." Zhou Xiang'an said.

"We will do all the overpasses, double-decker roads, road widening, etc. you mentioned, but the construction will take at least two years. I'm afraid it will put more pressure on the roads. There are already complaints..." Next to it, the transportation department The person in charge said.

"Why does it take so long? Leave it to us. We can finish it for you in three months at most." Zhuang Buyuan said.

I'll be more modest and won't talk about it for three days.

Next to him, Jia Shenghui was unhappy: "Who are you? You come here on a big bird and you think you are a big bird?"

You won’t be taxed if you brag?

"The village is not far away."