Chapter 135 Rabbit Bites when Anxious
"Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze!" Zhuang Buyuan sneezed several times in the manor.
Do I have a cold too?
No, as far as I know, basically no one is infected by the "tavern disease" if they eat the food produced by the manor.
Is someone cursing me?
I am so happy, so some people may be jealous of me!
"Sister Luoluo, Sister Dami, come here quickly! There are many little rabbits here!" came a small voice.
Zhuang Buyuan followed the sound and looked over, and saw three girls, namely Rice Girl, Luoluo and Xiaodian, big, middle and small having fun.
In the front yard of the manor, there is a piece of land enclosed by a fence.
Here is one of the buildings of the manor, the "small animal pen".
Of course, Zhuang Buyuan felt that it was more appropriate to call the so-called small animal pen a "rabbit nest", because it was full of rabbits of all sizes, all of which were caught by the big cow without incident.
However, this "rabbit nest" also has unexpected effects, such as attracting rice girls to come and hang out when they have nothing to do.
This is the third time Miss Rice has come to the manor as a guest.
Since the last time Zhuang Buyuan invited Rice Girl as a guest, Rice Girl has been here twice.
Zhuang Buyuan has been busy with tunneling and investment, and Miss Rice is also very busy. She often has to tour in various cities, so she has already been here twice. There is no chance for anything to happen between the two of them. Zhao Min's hair has turned white in anxiety. .
Zhuang Buyuan really enjoys this feeling. I am the owner of the village. There are so many beauties that I want to sleep with, right?
The worst thing is waiting for Luoluo to grow up!
I want to enjoy the process, this is the process!
A certain village owner who was alone in his life comforted himself in this way.
The three girls had no resistance to rabbits, but Zhuang Buyuan's only thought about rabbits was braised rabbit meat. At this time, he was hugging a rabbit and stroking it affectionately.
Girl Da Mi looked at the village not far away. She dragged Luoluo and lowered her voice and asked, "Luoluo, do you feel that your brother, the owner of the village, is very caring?"
Zhuang Buyuan told the rice girl that Luoluo was his cousin and the two girls got along pretty well.
Luoluo rolled her eyes and thought to herself, if you weren't here, the owner of the village would be drooling.
"Actually, the owner of the village...my brother is not caring, he is greedy..."
infatuation? The rice girl heard it wrong and her face turned red.
Luoluo, is this hinting at something?
Zhuang Buyuan continued to caress the rabbit affectionately. The meat was very fat. It must be delicious when braised in braise.
Look at this braised rabbit leg, this rabbit rib...
Hmm, this rabbit tail might be delicious if grilled...
At this moment, I suddenly heard Little Diandian crying not far away: "Rabbit bit me, it hurts! It hurts so much! Wuwuwu..."
"What's wrong?" Zhuang Buyuan was startled, threw away the rabbit in his hand, and rushed out quickly.
I saw a female rabbit huddled in her nest, hiding several fleshy rabbits around her, not much bigger than a finger, and staring at the little dots eagerly.
Xiaodian was holding her fingers and crying. Zhuang Buyuan held her little hand and saw that her fingers were bleeding.
"what happened?"
"I just wanted to touch the little rabbit, and the big rabbit bit me, oooooooo..."
When Zhuang Buyuan heard what Little Dot said, he looked at the big rabbit who was so wary that his fur almost stood on end, and then looked at the little rabbits that were just born. He frowned, then straightened his face, and reached out to Little Dot. I slapped my little hand twice.
"Brother Zhuang, why did you hit me?" Xiaodian was confused. Shouldn't you have hit Big Tutu? why did you hit me?
Zhuang Buyuan said with a straight face: "Why do you want to touch the little rabbit?"
"The little bunny is so cute..."
"If you are cute, you should touch it. Did your mother tell you what you should do if a stranger touches you?"
"I want to cry loudly, shout loudly, and then tell my mother and teacher, and my mother will beat him..."
"Then you touch the little rabbit. Should the big rabbit bite you?" Zhuang Buyuan said with a straight face.
Xiaodiandian didn't expect Zhuang Buyuan to say that. She looked at the little rabbit, then at the mother rabbit, and she pursed her lips and stopped talking.
"The baby rabbit has just been born, so you can't touch it casually. If you touch the baby rabbit, the mother rabbit will abandon the baby rabbit, so you must not touch the newborn baby rabbit. Do you understand?" Zhuang Buyuan said.
In fact, the reality is even crueler. If the mother rabbit is frightened, or the baby rabbit is contaminated with the smell of other people, the mother rabbit may even eat her own children.
Moreover, female rabbits during the birthing period are very aggressive. As the saying goes, rabbits will bite people when they are anxious. Rabbits may also carry plague and rabies.
Little Diandian likes rabbits, but safety education must keep up.
Little Diandian lost her temper after being taught. She lowered her head and said nothing. Zhuang Buyuan picked her up, checked her fingers, and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to the doctor. Be good, Little Diandian. It doesn't hurt." It hurts!”
Maybe he needs to get a rabies vaccine... It would be nice to give this little guy a little memory. Zhuang Buyuan sighed helplessly.
Babysitting is trouble.
The rice girl next to her looked at Zhuang Buyuan educating Xiaodian, and couldn't help but said to Luoluo: "Look at your brother, the owner of the village, he is quite good at educating children. Maybe he will be a good father in the future..."
Rice girl is also overflowing with maternal instincts, so she has to step forward to comfort Xiaodian.
At this moment, Xiaodian suddenly raised her head and said to Zhuang Buyuan: "Brother Zhuang, my mother doesn't want me anymore. Is it because you touched me?"
Zhuang Buyuan: "Huh?"
What?
What did you say?
Even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I wouldn’t be able to clean myself!
I didn't do anything! I really didn't do anything! Listen to my explanation! Listen to my explanation!
Don't sentence me to death, not even in three years. I really haven't done anything!
…
There was a long queue outside the farmyard.
"Limited purchase of five bottles per person, ID card, ID card!" Lao Li used to do administrative work and is now busy registering everyone's ID cards, but some people still took advantage of the troubled waters and bought a few more bottles.
The disease-removing wine was so popular that it spread from person to person, and within a day, it became so popular.
At this moment, a van stopped and a few gangsters got out of the van with their arms swaying.
"Brother, that's where I bought the healing wine!"
"Let's go over... Sneeze, look, Sneeze, Sneeze!" After sneezing several times, the gangster brother came closer and took a look. He was stunned and said: "Isn't this the old guy from Farmhouse No. 64? ? They haven’t left yet? They’re still selling things here... Hey, isn’t that Farmhouse No. 64? Why are they still here? "
Seeing the wolfberry disguised as a courtyard wall, the gangster brother wondered, how on earth did these people hide the No. 64 farmhouse?
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" The gangsters ignored the people in line and rushed to the front of the queue. "Who asked you to sell things here! Did you get our permission?"
There was also a gangster who took a bottle of medicinal wine from the table, unscrewed the cap and gave it to the gangster brother: "Brother, drink it quickly, it is said that you will be fine after drinking it!"
"Who asked you to take it? Did I say I would sell it to you?"
"Sell? Did I say I had to spend money to buy it?"
After a few words, a gangster pushed Lao Li, causing him to stumble and hit the table behind him. Many bottles on the table fell to the ground and shattered.
"Old man, you didn't ask me who I am, but you dare to be so arrogant..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Father Zhuang smashing up with a maza.
"Hey, you should also find out who your grandfather is!"
Father Zhuang, a hot-blooded middle-aged man, has long disliked them.
(When I was writing this paragraph, the music software randomly selected "Big Brother, How Are You". This big brother is not that big brother. "I haven't been a big brother for many years" is more suitable for the occasion...)