Chapter 1189 Come and Meet Your Father
"What? Speak slower, I didn't hear you clearly?"
"What? If you slow down, I can hear you clearly, but I don't understand!"
In the depths of the Era of Exile, Zhuang Buyuan was about to come into contact with the drill rig factory, but he kept thinking about Gold Rush Town and felt uneasy.
It's just that the current battle cannot allow him to be half-hearted, otherwise even if the gold rush town is defended, if he fails to defend it here, the consequences will be disastrous.
Fortunately, before the actual war started, he received information from Gold Rush Town.
"You said the gold rush town was defended?"
"No, no, no, you said Gold Rush Town was captured?"
"It wasn't captured? But it's fallen now? Was it defended or captured?"
Zhuang Buyuan is almost torn to death, can you please speak more clearly?
In Gold Rush Town, Jin Jia was holding his mobile phone and didn't know how to explain to Zhuang Buyuan.
The current gold rush town has really fallen, but it was not captured by the enemy, but by the newborns.
The entire gold rush town was filled with the cries of children.
And the soldiers were running around in a hurry.
"Diaper diaper! Get the diaper!"
"Ah, this one vomited, what should I do if this one vomited!"
"I'm crying. Do I need milk..."
"The problem is we don't have any milk!"
A bunch of rough old men, just giving birth to a baby... Where did the milk come from!
But there are so many children crying, what should we do?
"Milk powder, milk powder, we need milk powder!"
“Now where are we going to get milk powder!”
We are in a war now, okay! Could it be that what we fired were not cannonballs but milk powder?
The soldiers were holding children one by one and coaxing them. It is estimated that they have never seen so many children of all races in their lives as today.
"Look at this little hammer man. Look at this little hammer. It's pink and tender. It's so cute... Ouch, he hit me! It hurts so much. What a boy! He's so powerful! He must be a man when he grows up!"
"Look at this little girl with three pupils. Is this jelly? It's soft and cute. It can be shaped into various shapes. I really want to take a bite..."
Of course, there are also those who get angry and chase after them desperately.
"Get him! Get him! Don't let him run around!"
A little stuffed animal, not much bigger than a fist, can jump up and down right after it is born. But what if such a small thing gets injured when it runs out? The soldiers could only chase after him, sweating from their foreheads.
There was also a soldier who was being chased around.
"Help, help, how come the fallen dragon man is a robber when he is born, and he grows so big? Help!"
The fallen dragon man was born to rob things. Although he was less than one meter tall, this little guy had four legs. He was probably heavier than an adult and was extremely powerful. He targeted the soldier's waist. Hanging bags, in pursuit.
Someone behind him said something sarcastic: "Don't run away, let him grab it and he will be honest! Hey, hey, I'm serious, don't run away, this guy deserves a name! Please tell me how much that bag of yours weighs..." …”
How could Jin Jia explain and describe such a messy scene to Zhuang Buyuan?
To be honest, Jin Jia is also a general who has experienced hundreds of battles. The numerous scars on his body show his illustrious military exploits.
But he would rather face a hundred war giant dogs than face these little brats, okay?
We are soldiers, not nurses!
Jin Jia said several words that he couldn't understand at all. He thought for a while and simply opened the video and broadcast the situation in front of him live to Zhuang Buyuan.
Zhuang Buyuan was stunned when he saw the ridiculous scene.
What happened?
Wait... With so many children born on our territory, should we follow the usual practice and give them the nationality of the manor?
Or should their automatic right to citizenship be revoked?
Zhuang Buyuan was stumped by this problem.
Until Jin Jia called him over there: "Master, what do you think we should do?"
"I'll send someone to send milk powder and baby supplies right now..." Zhuang Buyuan added the amount with his hand.
"But Master, this is a bit weird..." Jin Jia frowned, "How could so many people suddenly give birth? And many of them are men!"
Will things like boys and girls that make fujoshi scream again and again finally come true?
What kind of world am I in?
Zhuang Buyuan thought about it and his eyes suddenly lit up.
There is only one person who can do such a thing!
He turned around and shouted: "Old Brown, where is Old Brown?"
Old Brown jolted over from the side, his face flushed and a little breathless: "Master, Master, I'm here!"
Running from the steel gate on the aircraft carrier back to the manor, and then back from the manor, it was quite a long run.
"What's going on?" Zhuang Buyuan asked Old Brown, pointing to the scene on the phone.
"What's going on?" Old Brown still pretended to be stupid.
"Pretend again!"
"Hehehe..." Old Brown scratched his head and said, "Don't I hope to add a powerful weapon to the manor? So I organized a team to help the Jingren... Unexpectedly, the Jingren He really led me to find a reproduction crystal!”
"I originally planned to have the aircraft carrier follow the palace, but suddenly I realized something was wrong, so I turned back and hid in the gravel field near Gold Rush Town. I tried to take a photo just now when I saw that the situation was critical, and then I didn't know what happened. What, there seems to be some trouble..."
A bit of a mess?
Old Brown spoke innocently, as if he was the victim.
Zhuang Buyuan increased the amount with his hands. Sure enough, only Old Brown could do this kind of thing.
This forgiveness maniac is no longer satisfied with asking the other person to forgive him, he can even make the other person's spouse cheat!
Men and women, young and old, regardless of race!
terrible!
Zhuang Buyuan stretched out his phone: "Look, this is what you call chaos!"
"Manager, when did you set up a nursery in Gold Rush Town?" Old Brown didn't know whether he was pretending to be stupid or he really didn't know what was going on.
"What is a nursery?" Zhuang Buyuan didn't know what to say. He pointed at Old Brown, neither scolding nor praising him. In the end, he could only shake his head, sigh, and give him the phone: "You... ...Help me find a solution yourself!"
I am a pure man, why do I have to buy so many milk powder diapers for others when I don’t even have a girlfriend? Is there any heavenly principle?
"By the way, all expenses will be deducted from your salary!"
"Why? Why?" Old Brown was startled.
"Why?" Zhuang Buyuan snatched the phone over again and said into the phone: "Children, come and see, this man is your father!"
Jin Jia put the phone on speakerphone, and at that moment, countless hammer people, Naxunlian people, three-eyed people, velvet people, fallen dragon people... turned their heads together.
What, this person made my belly bigger?