Chapter 142 I Have Practiced Sanda with Death Announcement, What About You?

Life is like a squat in an old public toilet. When the water is flushed, yours, mine, and his are swept forward together.

seven in the morning.

snake esports club.

"Hello, dear fans and friends, today is the fifth day that I have apologized to UZI players... I should not have drank milk during the game..."

"Hahaha! Brother Wen, you were a little slack in this video today. I want to criticize you. The angle of your final bow did not reach 90 degrees."

Brother Jingshu just woke up, took off his glasses, wiped them with his clothes and put them back on, yawning sleepily.

"By the way, Uzi can still bear it. Brother Wen's apology video is posted on trending searches every day, and it has already gone viral."

Song Wen smiled and greeted Brother Crystal:

"I woke up just in time, record a video for me."

Brother Crystal took Song Wen's cell phone and said in surprise:

"Why are you in such a hurry? Didn't you just post it today? Do you plan to record it for thirty days at a time? I will criticize you for doing this. Your apology attitude is too inappropriate."

"Stop screaming," Song Wen pushed Brother Jingshu into his position, and walked to the corner dedicated to apology. "That idiot lawyer Uzi just called me and said he wanted to reconcile and asked me not to post any more apologies online. Video.”

Hearing Song Wen's words, Brother Crystal couldn't help laughing.

"Damn, I thought they could endure it for a few more days, and they would die laughing."

"Hold your phone carefully, your posture is so ridiculous that your fucking fat body will tremble as soon as I speak."

Zhi Zhi took a bite of fried dough sticks, his mouth was full of oil, and he muttered:

"It's a pity. Brother Wen was worried that he wouldn't have much work to do in the offseason, so Uzi came to his door, and it only lasted five days. It's a pity, if you ask me, Brother Wen, don't reconcile with him. Give him thirty days. , this will definitely become a good story in our e-sports circle in the future!"

To be honest, if the MSI tournament was not about to happen, Song Wen would have really wanted to apologize to Uzi for thirty days.

But although he is not afraid of public opinion, his teammates will inevitably be affected. For example, his posture no longer looks like a person at all.

Brother Jingjing turned on the video recording and said, "OK, Brother Wen, you can start."

"Today is the fifth and last day that I apologize to UZI players."

There was even a trace of pity on Song Wen's face.

"Because today I received a call from UZI and sent a settlement memorandum. I no longer need to continue to apologize for thirty days and have reached a settlement on this matter."

"What I want to tell you is that in today's era, everyone has to pay for their own mistakes. The law is the bottom line for everything, and morality is our foundation. We can neither violate the bottom line nor break the foundation."

Song Wen made a pause gesture and said to Zhu Kai, who was in a hurry when he just entered the door:

"Xiao Zhu, is something wrong?"

Zhu Kai shook his head: "It's a small matter. You record the video first and then talk about it after you're done."

"OK, by the way, Xiao Zhu, when you edit the video later, remember to start from here and help me match a high-end, positive music."

"no problem."

Song Wen found that it was indeed a very wise decision not to fire Xiao Zhu.

Xiao Zhu still has many talents, and now he has a part-time job as a video editor.

"Through this incident, I hope everyone will follow me as a warning and be cautious in words and deeds. Of course, as a professional League of Legends player, I will still stick to helping young people establish a correct value system, and even clean up the maggots in the league and protect the e-sports circle A glimmer of reputation.”

"Perhaps those actions will bring criticism to me, and I may receive a letter from a lawyer, but I think that if he can truly help our e-sports circle and help young people, that is my greatest responsibility and achievement."

"Because of you, I will be more determined and brave!"

Song Wen paused slightly and continued:

"But fans, I didn't apologize for thirty days in a row. I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Looking at Song Wen with envy, he sighed: "Great, no need to say more."

After Song Wen finished recording the video, he realized that Zhu Kai had disappeared without knowing it.

"Where's Xiao Zhu?"

Brother Holy Spear sitting in the corner said:

"Xiao Zhu said that there is a gang leader of yours who is causing trouble outside. He said that he must come in to see you and ask you what to do?"

Song Wen was stunned for a moment and said in surprise: "The leader of the anti-fans? Are the anti-fans so ruthless now? They used to stay outside, but now they want to force their way into people's houses?"

"I don't know, it seems to be some kind of Alliance Encyclopedia bacteria, and it said that I told you in advance, but Xiao Zhu didn't believe it, so he wanted to come over and ask you if this happened, but he was worried that the person didn't look too good. It’s normal, maybe he’ll come in and run back to look at the door.”

After hearing Brother Shengqiang's words, Song Wen reacted instantly and hurriedly walked out.

"It's bad, forget about it."

——

"Xiao Zhu, have you told Heide? I, Alliance Encyclopedia, did you spread the wrong message? Heide and I are good brothers! Why don't you let me in!"

The nose of Zhu Kai's plane was a little messy due to the wind. He had a dark face and said coldly:

"Just because you are an alliance encyclopedia, we can't let you in. Who doesn't know that you are black's biggest anti-fan leader?"

He paused and said in a bad tone:

"Also, call me Supervisor Zhu."

After thinking for a while, he added: "Don't open the door of our club. You are damaging personal property. If you do this again, I will call the police!"

Seeing that the people outside the door turned a deaf ear to his advice, Zhu Kai couldn't bear it and took out his mobile phone. When he was about to make a call, he heard Song Wen's voice coming from inside the house.

"Ouch! Xiao Zhu, let the Alliance Encyclopedia come in quickly. He and I have made an appointment to meet today for an interview."

Zhu Kai was stunned for a moment, and frowned as he looked at the person in front of him: "Aren't you a gangster?"

"Haha, you know nothing!"

Song Wen walked across the yard towards the gate with a smile.

"Encyclopedia, I'm sorry, something happened inside just now, you..."

He came to the door, looked at the people outside through the iron gate, and was stunned.

Beige attack speed uniform.

Over-the-knee attack speed socks.

Add a double-braided ponytail.

He looked up and down Encyclopedia's body, and when he saw the other person's plain chest, the corner of his mouth twitched.

"Chu, brother, you're having a great time, little boy?"

"What did you say, Heide? You are the little man!"

When the clear female voice came from the other party's mouth, Song Wen felt his scalp numb.

He looked uncertainly at the other person's smooth and slender neck.

There really is no Adam's apple!

Only then did Song Wen dare to move his eyes to the other party's face.

The girl does not look very old, with delicate and fair skin, a pair of big watery eyes that occasionally flashes a cunning light that is difficult to hide, a small nose and a small mouth, and a little baby fat on her face, which matches the clothes she wears. Looks like a girl from a comic book.

Song Wen looked confused.

Seeing Song Wen's appearance, the girl showed a look of disgust, straightened her waist, and said:

"What? Have you ever seen a woman?"

Song Wen hissed: "Rough, second time ape."

"?"

The girl was stunned for a moment, then became furious: "What do you mean, do you look down on the Second Ape?!"

"Yes," Song Wen nodded, turned around and left, "I'm sorry, please ask Zhu Kai to reimburse the round trip expenses. Brother, I don't deal with secondary apes."

"Haha, you're just scared when you see that I'm a woman! Everyone says that the dark side is not afraid of anything except women. It's either a psychological problem or a physical problem! That's why I haven't had a girlfriend at this age! "

"You fart!" Song Wen turned around and said viciously, "I'm only eighteen years old, and I've just passed the age of puppy love. How come I'm already older! And I might as well tell you that I've seen women better than you. This little kid has eaten more salt!”

"Haha, no matter how many times you have seen it, so what? Can the license plate number on your mobile phone and computer warm your desolate soul?!" The girl was not to be outdone, "And who are you calling a brat? I'm already twenty-eight!"

Zhu Kai stared at the two arguing in stunned silence.

One is stable performance.

One that allowed him to redefine the secondary ape.

Crouching dragon and phoenix chick.

Song Wen's face changed, and he suddenly laughed: "Oh, you are twenty-eight, so you are an old aunt. Come in, Xiao Zhu remembers to give aunt a cup of cappuccino later."

Zhu Kai nodded, thinking that Wolong was still better.

He opened the door, and just as the girl was about to come in, he saw Zhu Kai taking out a metal detector from behind and scanning her body back and forth.

"Isn't it necessary? I'm just a helpless little girl."

"It's necessary. Auntie is as ruthless as a wolf. If she brings a weapon, I will be in danger."

The girl's face turned red and she glared at Song Wen fiercely.

"I've helped you so much, and yet you treat me like this!"

"The relationship between us is a mutually beneficial relationship, don't talk about things that are not there."

The metal detector beeped, and the girl took out her cell phone. Zhu Kai checked it again, nodded, and then let her follow Song Wen in.

The two came to the conference room. Song Wen sat down and looked at the girl in front of him with a strange expression.

"What do you mean your team wants to send you to use a honey trap on me?"

Behind such a big V with millions of fans, there is often not one person, but a team running it.

"Bah! You are so shameless, and you are still using a beauty trap on you. Who would like you? I don't want to make a mess with you."

"Open your eyes and tell lies. There are a lot of girls who like me."

"Haha, they only like you who has no mouth."

The girl took off the small schoolbag behind her, put it aside, and continued:

"And I don't have a team. This account is my personal account."

"oh."

Song Wen nodded perfunctorily.

The girl raised her eyebrows slightly, raised her eyes and looked at Song Wen provocatively: "Why, you don't believe it?"

"Xin," Song Wen said with a serious face, "You are indeed quite abstract. It is hard to imagine that there can be such an abstract woman in this world, but considering that you are a second-time ape, I reluctantly accepted it."

"No! What's wrong with you, Second Ape! Isn't your own avatar also an animated character full of Chuuni aura?"

"Let me introduce, that's Alexander Nikolayevich Hull, the male protagonist in the animation "The Alchemist of Stigmata"."

"Haha," the girl sneered, "That's still a cartoon."

"You are wrong," Song Wen said with a serious face, "Please be sure to call him by his full name, Adult Animation."

"You are harassing me."

"Are you still a female boxer?"

The girl suddenly stuck out her tongue and said, "I'm joking."

"Haha, so cute."

There was silence in the conference room.

Song Wen coughed slightly and said:

"that……"

"My name is Xia Chuheng."

"I didn't ask you either."

"I'll answer you first."

"That's not on the Internet, can we say the real name."

"Xia Ting."

"So earthy."

Xia Ting's little fists were already clenched.

Song Wen took a look at the opponent's little fist, which was much cuter than Uzi's, and smiled amiably.

"Are you really twenty-eight?"

"eighteen."

"When did you turn eighteen?"

"Before you told me that your hook was crooked, you were already eighteen."

Xia Ting gave Song Wen an amiable smile and said with a smile:

"Don't worry, it's just harassment at most, it's not that serious."

"When did I chat with you? That was a staff member of the club. I only found out about it today."

There were three maggots clinging to the door of the conference room.

Brother Shengqiang patted the posture's shoulder, lowered his voice and said:

"Didn't you say that Brother Wen brought his girlfriend back? From what I heard, they didn't sound like they were boyfriend and girlfriend."

They didn't listen very carefully outside the door and could only hear a few sounds intermittently.

He turned around impatiently and said:

"Why doesn't it look like that? Didn't you hear them discussing age, whether they are eighteen or not?"

"No, would normal boyfriends and girlfriends discuss this? Isn't this a date?"

Some unfamiliar voices sounded, and the three of them frowned and turned their heads, only to find that Hudie, the only honest person in the team, had also come over without knowing when.

Seeing the three people looking at him, Hudie said:

"I don't think Brother Hei is the kind of person who would go on a date or anything, besides, it's still in a club meeting room."

"Let's not talk about it for now," the posture looked serious, "Why are you here?"

Hudie's face turned red and he said awkwardly: "People will always change. We must learn from our predecessors."

"Boys can be taught!" X3.

"I don't think Brother Hei is that casual." Brother Crystal, the most yodeling of the four, was squeezed at the bottom, almost glued to the door. "Listen again, what's going on."

The four of them held their breath and concentrated, and suddenly another pair of feet appeared in front of Brother Crystal.

sofm is here too.

The five of them held their breath and concentrated.

The faint voices of two people came from the door.

"Are you ready to start?"

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished it yet, why are you in such a hurry."

"It must be urgent. Let's finish it quickly."

"How can you be anxious about something like this? Do you understand the sense of ritual?"

"There are so many explanations."

“If we don’t shoot well, what if there is no traffic and no one will see it?”

Brother Shengqiang hissed, "I'm so stupid, I still want to film? Do I want to show it to others? Brother Wen is going to be the leading actor?"

sofm adjusted his glasses and looked serious: "What website is there? I can spend money on it."

"You idiot sofm, can you lower your fucking voice?"

“Oh, I’m rough!!”

"It hurts, it hurts!!"

The door to the conference room was suddenly opened by Song Wen from the inside, and five people were rushed in like shit.

"What are you doing?"

Hudie's face turned red. It was obvious that he had not completely completed his promotion in the Snake Team, and he was speechless.

He stood up with his posture, his face unchanged and his heart not beating.

"I was just passing by and tripped."

Brother Holy Spear nodded, picked up half of the broken glasses from the ground, and put them back on as if nothing happened.

"I tripped over the gesture."

Brother Crystal nodded: "They fell down and crushed me."

Song Wen looked at sofm: "You are a Vietnamese guy."

The Vietnamese scratched his hair.

"Conductor, buy me a train ticket back to Vietnam. Oh, it's Brother Wen, then I'm in the wrong place..."

Song Wen invited the five people out and closed the door of the conference room.

“I don’t remember the Snakes being like this the year before.”

Hearing Xia Ting's complaints, Song Wen nodded.

"People will always unconsciously imitate better people, but in the end they are just imitating others."

Xia Ting chuckled and shook her ponytail.

"Didn't anyone tell you that you were narcissistic?"

"A lot," Song Wen returned to his seat and sat down, "but I never listen to advice."

"Only by listening to advice can you become stronger. You see, there are many people who listen to advice and have achieved very good results, whether they are playing League of Legends or CSGO."

Song Wen smiled and said nonchalantly:

"Everyone practices in different systems. I think I'm pretty good too."

Seeing Xia Ting lowering her head and writing on the notebook with a pen, Song Wen asked:

"Has the interview started?"

"yes!"

Song Wen looked at Xia Ting who was writing furiously with some disgust.

"Text interview? Then why do you want to interview in person?"

The cunning in Xia Ting's eyes flashed, and she smiled and said: "I'm using a beauty trap on you."

Song Wen's face darkened: "We are all brothers."

Xia Ting put the notebook together and pushed it directly in front of Song Wen.

"I just drew a portrait of you, now is the official interview."

Seeing Song Wen, she was about to open her notebook. Xia Ting, who picked up her phone, quickly said:

"Don't open it yet. You can read it after I finish the interview and leave."

"I advise you not to have any unrealistic ideas about me. I don't like women."

"Hahaha!"

Looking at Xia Ting who suddenly laughed, Song Wen asked:

"why are you laughing?"

Xia Ting raised her hand and tapped her finger gently. Song Wen's voice immediately played repeatedly on her phone.

"I don't like women...I don't like women...I don't like women..."

Song Wen looked at the girl in front of him with a complicated expression.

"I have practiced Sanda with Death Announcement, how about you?"

Xia Ting was at ease, tilted her little head, and her two ponytails swayed.

"I have practiced Awei's Eighteen Postures."

"..."

The interview between the two was very "smooth and pleasant". Song Wen sent Xia Ting out of the club and said to Zhu Kai beside him:

"If you see this woman again in the future, just use your dog-beating stick to drive her away."

He returned to the club, opened the notebook left by Xia Ting, and saw a few big words.

Song Dynasty portrait painting → on the back~

Song Wen opened it to the back, his face turned red, and he tore off the paper with a swipe.

There is a big curved banana drawn on it.