Chapter 175 Brain Collapse From the Depths of the Soul! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

Chapter 175 From the depths of the soul...mind collapse! 【Ask for monthly ticket】

"Sister Guiying, I finally know what it means to break one's word."

In the restaurant, Diao Chan angrily bit the bun in her hand and promised not to spread the word, but in less than five minutes, everyone knew about it.

If you have a chance, you must go to your empress and pray to make some bandit pay some price!

Li Yu stood up to serve the porridge. Mu Guiying hurriedly sat down next to him, touched Diao Chan with his elbow, and whispered in a low voice:

"Silly girl, I'm here to help you. My husband always pretends to be stupid, and even the leader of this village, who is upright, pure and friendly, can't stand it anymore... Come on, I wish you success. When you have a baby, I will personally help you with it. "

Diao Chan:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

How can you be more thoughtful than me?

But even if I send my baby to the Three Kingdoms, I won't let you take it with you. It's enough to have a bandit in the B&B. I don't want my husband to turn this place into a bandit's den.

Ahem...if you and your husband really have a baby, what will it be called?

Sister Zhou once mentioned some key schools. When the time comes, we must find a way to study in key schools and stay away from the female bandits in Muke Village!

Li Yu came back with porridge, and Mu Guiying quickly sat back in her seat.

"What are you two talking about?"

After having a meal and changing seats, classmate Mu Guiying quickly had the word "scumbag" written on her face.

Diao Chan was afraid that a certain village leader would say nonsense, so she quickly said:

"Sister Guiying said she won't eat pig meat today and will go back after breakfast later."

Mu Guiying: "!!!!!!!!!!!"

Is this the so-called pillow style?

You have learned my lesson, and you must not offend Fairy Little Chan in the future, otherwise you will definitely not get any good results.

Mu Guiying swallowed the food in her mouth and said quickly:

"I thought about it again. It's okay to go back. Let's just go to the village and have fun... Director Wang in the village won't think that I eat too much, right?"

Li Yu drank millet and pumpkin porridge:

"The more you eat, the happier Uncle Wang will be. I killed two pigs today, which will definitely satisfy you."

But you can eat it, but you can’t finish it and then take away a big bowl like you did in the past. This is the New Year of the Pig after all. If you want to clean up before the year, what will you do during the Spring Festival?

There are many people today, so bring some gifts when you go.

It's enough to carry two boxes of wine, a few cartons of cigarettes, and go to the supermarket at the entrance of the village to buy some gifts such as pure milk or fruit baskets.

With Mu Guiying and Wu Song, it shouldn't be a problem to show off his big bones.

Fortunately, the three main players, Lu Bu, Qin Qiong, and Yue Fei, were not there, otherwise the big bones of the two pigs might not be enough to eat.

Village leader Mu was a thief and knew that there would be delicious food at noon, so he ate a bowl of millet porridge and two steamed buns in the morning. He did not touch the fried dough sticks, fried cakes and other foods that he liked before.

After the meal, she wiped her lips and urged:

"Shall we leave now?"

Li Yugang wanted to say that there was no need to go too early, but he thought it would be better to show Mu Guiying the process of killing pigs, so that Muke Village could also have the opportunity to taste delicious pig-killing dishes.

He changed his clothes, put on a short down jacket suitable for work, moved two boxes of Dream Blue and four pieces of Huazi from the storage room, and then drove Diaochan Mu Guiying to Shitouzhai Village.

Brother Dao was afraid that Li Yu would leave him to watch the gate, so he had already taken the lead in Wu Song's electric tricycle to go to the village.

When they arrived at the foot of the mountain, they first went to the Cuntou Supermarket to buy a few boxes of gifts. Then they drove into the village. Before they reached Wang Shengli's house, the roar of pigs could be heard.

We parked the car on the side of the road and walked into the courtyard carrying the gifts. Everyone had already started to take action. Brother Dao was squatting aside leisurely and waiting to eat, barely holding the dog bowl on his head.

Today, this pig weighs almost 300 kilograms. It is so fat and strong that Wang Shengli, Wang Shaojun, Wang Shaojie and others can't hold it down.

Wu Song was still patrolling the factory and did not come. Li Yu said to Mu Guiying:

"Come on, help push the pig."

The two put down their gifts and rolled up their sleeves to help. Wang Shengli repeatedly refused:

"Wait for Xiaosong to come, you two should be strong enough...Eh? This girl is so energetic!"

Although Mu Guiying is not as strong as Wu Song, she is still much larger than the average person. She can carry a mere pig without any problem.

Seeing that the pig stopped struggling, Wang Shengli grabbed the butcher's knife and started bleeding without saying a word.

When all the pig blood is released, sprinkle some salt and stir it to prevent blood coagulation, then filter it to filter out the fallen pig hair.

Then pour in the sauce mixed with onion, ginger, peppercorns and other condiments, stir it, and put it aside for filling with blood sausage later.

It was time to shed the pig hair. Mu Guiying held up her mobile phone and kept moving forward, planning to buy a pig first to try.

The cute little fat pig is packed like this, it must be delicious!

Diao Chan moved Ma Zha to the yard, sat down next to Brother Dao, took a video of the lively pig killing scene in front of her, and sent it to Zhou Ruotong.

"Sister Zhou, we are already here. Brother Yu is competing with the pig."

Zhou Ruotong had breakfast on the street and was about to drive to the archaeological team to clock in for work. When he saw Diao Chan’s video, he thought it was quite interesting, so he posted a message in the work group:

"Today I went to Shitouzhai Village to look for clues about the grottoes and historical sites. It will probably take me a long time."

Soon, the leader approved it and told her to hold a memorial ceremony for the stove today and bring something to a fellow villager's house. Don't go empty-handed. Pang Donghai even specially approved five hundred yuan of funds.

Looking at the messages in the group, Zhou Ruotong felt his face get a little hot.

Before she met someone, she had never lied; after meeting someone, lying almost became commonplace... It's all because of this stinky guy Li Yu!

She started the car, bought some fruit first, then bought a few boxes of snacks, and drove straight to Shitouzhai New Village.

When we arrived at Wang Shengli's house, the first pig had been slaughtered.

Li Yu was worried that Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan would be cold in the yard, so he specially made a small stove for them.

After the fire came up, he felt that it was a waste to just bake the fire. He went to the kitchen to bring the pan, cut some tenderloins, and let the two beauties cook the meat in the yard while grilling the meat.

Slowly fry the meat slices in a pan until both sides are golden brown, dip it in barbecue sauce, wrap it in vegetable leaves and eat it. It is fresh, fragrant and delicious.

"Just tell me what you want to eat and I'll cut it for you."

Li Yu prepared the barbecue ingredients, garlic slices, chili noodles and other ingredients. He also cut some pork belly, fried pork belly, plum blossoms and other parts suitable for grilling, and cut them all into thin slices for the two of them to eat slowly.

The firepower of the stove is average, which is suitable for leisurely eating.

The second pig was about to be killed. As soon as Li Yu put down his chopsticks and went to help, Brother Dao came over wagging his tail. Zhou Ruotong smiled and dried a few slices of roasted meat for a while before throwing it to him:

"I thought it was for the two of us, but after a long time of fussing, we asked us to roast the meat and feed it to you."

"Woo~~~"

Brother Dao flicked his tail in a flattering manner and nuzzled Zhou Ruotong with his head.

Diao Chan held a piece of roasted meat and shook it:

"My piece of meat is ready, do you want to eat it?"

Brother Dao hurried over and nuzzled her again. His behavior was like a wallflower, which made Diao Chan unconsciously think of a certain village owner who was pressing the pig.

Good little dog, you can’t imitate her, or you’ll be bad at it!

Not long after, Wu Song came, and so did the villagers in twos and threes. Li Yu finally had some free time. He washed his hands, went to the small stove, and ate a few pieces of meat roasted by Zhou Ruotong:

"Well, the meat is good, but the grilling method is even better. It's really delicious."

I was tortured for an hour just yesterday. I can't say anything to offend this aunt today, so as not to be tortured by her again.

Zhou Ruotong was in a good mood after listening to this guy's flattery, but she was a little reluctant to leave Yinzhou and return to the capital for the New Year.

I haven't seen this stinky guy for almost two weeks, and I don't know if he has been so considerate since he came back.

I have been lazy for so long, but I became more ambitious during the Chinese New Year. I even want to invite you to the capital to play. You must be a stinky cat on purpose.

Just as he was thinking about it, Gu Ying sent a message:

"What are you doing with your stinky cat?"

After Li Yu got the card, Zhou Ruotong told the whole story of how she and Li Yu got to know each other, which made Gu Ying sigh in dismay.

I thought the two of them had reached the point where they were at odds with each other, but they didn't expect that they were still in the ambiguous stage.

For this kind of little gossip that has no progress, he actually used a private bank card of his own. This best friend's move is more cruel than a butcher's plate!

Zhou Ruotong took a picture of the pig killing scene in the yard, and then took a picture of the small yellow clay stove with red charcoal fire and the sizzling barbecue:

"I took a break from my busy schedule today and came to the village to eat pig meat. By the way, I set up a stove to roast some meat to satisfy my craving."

Gu Ying looked at it and made a drooling expression:

"Wow, the stove, the barbecue, and your stinky cat, I admit that I am attracted to it... I will also buy a yard in the future and live an idyllic life."

With your lively personality, I guess the yard will have to be in Sanlitun... Zhou Ruotong got tired from sitting and got up to move around, when he happened to see someone posting advertisements door to door.

It's the end of the year. The supermarkets in the town, the furniture and appliance stores in the city, and large shopping malls, etc., all send leaflets to the village, hoping that everyone will spend their money during the New Year.

Zhou Ruotong took a promotional page and found that it was not an advertisement for furniture and home appliances, but a blessing event at the Guling Mountain Scenic Area.

She handed it to Diao Chan casually:

"I see that you have been sharing articles about Nuwa Empress recently. There are activities here, you can go and participate."

Empress Nuwa?

When Diao Chan heard this, she stopped grilling meat and took the brochure and started reading it.

The more she watched, the more excited she became. Thinking of being wrapped up in a quilt by a bandit last night, she couldn't help but want to make a small report.

Hum, sister Guiying is just waiting to be spanked!

While Mu Guiying was still watching the pig slaughter, Diao Chan quietly found Li Yu and showed the promotional page:

"Brother Yu, can we go here tomorrow? I want to pray to the empress,"

Were you going to pray? I'm embarrassed to point it out to you... Li Yu knows very well what the little girl is planning, but unfortunately the prayers here are not received by the queen, and the report is useless. At most, it can have a psychological effect.

Of course, in reality, most people who burn incense and worship gods do so for psychological comfort.

But if the little girl is interested, let's go there and treat her as a way to relax.

It just so happens that I haven’t figured out what the bones the empress gave me mean, so I might as well take them with me to see if there are any similar legends or items in the scenic area.

Well, all kinds of fairy tales are added by believers, maybe you can find clues about the bones in the scenic spot.

Thinking of this, he said:

"Okay, I'll go there tomorrow and burn some sticks of incense for the empress, and pray for better business in the scenic spots and B&Bs."

When Diao Chan heard that Li Yu had agreed, she was so happy that she warmly invited Zhou Ruotong:

"Sister Zhou, will you go too?"

"I have a year-end summary meeting tomorrow and I can't go."

After the year-end summary meeting, it will be a semi-holiday, and half of the archaeological team will go back early to celebrate the New Year.

It's a pity that the archaeological team does not need to keep someone on duty. Otherwise, we must carry forward our style and apply for a place on duty, and the colleagues in the team will definitely be very happy.

Zhou Ruotong put away his thoughts and continued to grill the meat.

At noon, everyone had a sumptuous pig-killing meal at Wang Shengli's house. Zhou Ruotong couldn't stop eating the feast made of all kinds of fresh pork.

She finally understood why Li Yu and Diao Chan had been staying in the village these days eating pig meat. Fresh pork was really different from the meat sold in the market.

If it wasn't too far away from the capital, she would really like to buy some and take them back.

After eating and drinking, everyone dispersed. Mu Guiying showed off her belly and went back to Muke Village to work for a long time. It was almost time before she returned to the B&B and started making dumplings.

When it came to making dumplings, she didn't do anything except getting flour all over her body and face. Diao Chan, on the other hand, made the dumplings look decent, making people want to eat them just by looking at them.

"Sister Guiying, are you still staying at the B&B tonight?"

While eating dumplings, Diao Chan asked the front desk to free up a room if she still wanted to stay, so that the bandit wouldn't have to roll up his own quilt.

We won’t kill pigs tomorrow, so why should I prevent my husband from getting close to you... Village leader Mu said with a greasy lip:

"The construction of the hydropower station has entered a critical period. I have to go back and guard it to prevent any accidents."

She looked like she was dedicated to the cottage, completely forgetting how she had been holding on from last night until now.

Li Yugang wanted to give some more instructions on how to make concrete, but was interrupted by Mu Guiying:

"Don't worry. If something happens, I'll find Master. She will be able to help."

Okay, forget that this is a world where mechanical gods can descend. As long as the empress is willing, she can just throw a few Gundams to Muke Village.

It's a pity that there are no gods in the real world, otherwise we would also like to experience being taken care of by gods... Forget it, if there are gods, they will probably come directly to our door. This situation is quite good now.

After one night, Li Yu took the Dove box and drove away from the B&B with Diao Chan.

The two of them didn't have breakfast, but went to the city to eat flat noodles.

The essence of traveling is shopping and eating. If you always eat food at home, no matter how delicious it is, it will not be fresh. Occasionally, you still have to try food from outside.

After eating the flat noodles, Li Yu drove onto the highway and went straight to the Guling Mountain Scenic Area.

Diao Chan sat in the passenger seat and looked at the bones in the box carefully:

"It feels like jade, but it is more transparent and sparkling than jade... If I cut off a piece for research, will the empress be angry?"

Li Yu didn't understand this either. After nine years of compulsory education, three years of high school, and four years of college, he learned a lot of knowledge, but he never learned the course of how to deal with gods.

What we are facing now is a real knowledge blind spot.

He said:

"When we get to the scenic spot later, let's first see if there are any legends related to bones. By the way, I'll take you to the place where King Zhou wrote his poem."

When he was in school, he visited the ruins of Nuwa Palace once, and he only remembered that there was a weathered clay body, which vaguely looked like a woman.

It is said that this statue is the one where King Zhou wrote the poem YY three thousand years ago, but the exact authenticity is not known.

Normally, yellow clay statues cannot be stored for such a long time.

After driving for more than half an hour, Li Yu followed the navigation system and got off the highway. Then he turned into the mountains with twists and turns. After driving for a while, he finally saw the sign for Guling Mountain Scenic Area.

Putting his car in the parking lot, he went to the ticket office to buy ticket insurance and paid the parking fee.

Feeling that the chocolate box was inconvenient to hold, Li Yu simply put the broken bones into his pocket.

Entering the scenic spot, Diao Chan saw the huge Nuwa sculpture on the square, put her hands together and bowed:

"Mother, if Sister Guiying is good or bad, can you control her~~~"

Li Yu smiled and said:

"It's useless to pray like this. You have to burn incense. In the setting of mythical stories, the sound of prayers can be transmitted to the ears of gods along with the lingering incense. It's useless to just pray in vain."

After saying that, he took a photo with his mobile phone of the huge statue of Nuwa Mending the Sky in the center of the scenic area.

You can refer to it when building statues in the Fengming Valley Scenic Area.

The two of them came to a small slope according to the guide map, walked up some steps, and saw the statue of Nuwa Empress enshrined there.

There is a blessing activity today, so the entire scenic spot is decorated with lights and colorful decorations, especially in the main hall dedicated to Nuwa.

The two bought incense and candles and went in to pay their respects. Diao Chan continued to make a small report, while Li Yu sincerely expressed respect to the old mother of the human race.

Well, even though I know that the empress will not receive the news, I still have to flatter her when I should.

After going around in a circle, the two of them arrived at the ruins of Nuwa Palace. Diao Chan looked at the yellow clay sculpture with a slightly distinguishable human shape and asked:

"Is this from three thousand years ago?"

"Um...ouch!"

Just when Li Yu was about to agree, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head, as if someone had hit his head.

He thought someone was joking with him, so he rubbed his head and turned his face, but found that there was no one behind him.

Um?

What's happening here?

Did you encounter a ghost in broad daylight?

Just when I thought of this, my head hurt again, and then a woman's angry voice sounded in my mind:

"You are actually a young brat. Didn't you say that you are the ancestor of ancient times! God! Life! Spirit!"

When he said the last few words, Li Yu's head ached, as if he was being scolded by a big sister.

Seeing Li Yu grinning and covering his head, Diao Chan was startled:

"Brother Yu, what's wrong with you?"

Holy shit, was that the voice of Empress Nuwa just now?

Li Yu endured the pain and said:

"It's nothing, it's just that when I think of the gentle and kind-hearted Nuwa Empress who loves the people like her own children and protects the human race, I can't help but be moved and want to cry...Old mother, the child is here to see you~"

Although I don’t know what’s going on, I’ll try to fawn over you first, so as not to get beaten again!

However, just as he thought of this, the voice in his mind sounded again:

"Flattering? You brat, you have a lot of ideas. No wonder my apprentice was deceived by you. If it weren't for my true body, I really want to take you into the Shanhe Sheji Tu and lock you up for three to five million years!"

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

I'd like to ask, are you planning on retting the oil?

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