Chapter 368 Oh Awesome, There Is Such a Thing
"Hey, I..."
Ji Ming didn't even react when he saw the Knight of the Church grabbing the magic box and rushing out of the room with his legs thumping with determination as if he was ready to run a full marathon.
...Is this good... or bad?
Could it be that I accidentally wrote something that violated the doctrine and would be punished by heaven and earth, and could be burned on the stake and roasted in the open air, or nailed to two wooden boards to dry bacon?
When Tenis read this instruction manual before, she used magic speed reading, first translating the text into magic, and then projecting it into the sea of consciousness to enter it all.
So after sending the copy, she closed her eyes and remained silent for a while, as if she was reviewing the knowledge she had just acquired.
Then she opened her eyes.
"Did you write all this?"
"Yes, is there any problem?"
And your Uncle Sun was watching the whole process.
"No, of course not..."
As she said that, Tenis took out another blank notebook and copied out another instruction manual in the two-way flow of purple magic.
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What does this mean? Criminal evidence needs to be in duplicate?
Then Ji Ming saw Tenis return the original copy to him, and then he used the copy as the new master copy, constantly taking out notebooks from the space magic tool he carried with him to print books.
"No way, do you all jurors need one copy each?"
"Huh?"
Hearing Ji Ming's voice, Tenis reacted and quickly stopped the work at hand.
"Well, sorry, I was too anxious and too excited, and I didn't explain the matter clearly."
She spread the newly printed copy between the two of them, and her finger slid down along the front catalog.
"Ji Ming, do you know what these things are?"
It is an organic combination of the valuable experience I gained from playing against Lao Yangtou many times, and some of my own life experience in dealing with people.
Low EQ: If I didn't see that you really needed it, I wouldn't want to share such an important heirloom. You can take a look or not.
High EQ: "Well, this is my humble opinion, which may not be perfect, so I'm looking for your advice to see if there is room for improvement."
"Adviser? Who am I? I'm giving you advice?"
Tennis smiled bitterly.
"Well, what I mean is, it's very good! This is a very new theory. At least for our Holy Light Church, it's definitely the first time to think from this perspective."
"As an old man, I have been in the church for almost five hundred years. I have seen many talented scholars, but many of them may not be able to summarize such a perfect new knowledge in their entire lives, so I have to send someone to send it back to the Holy Mountain as soon as possible."
"Ji Ming, I remember I told you before that your position as God's Chosen One is actually a bit empty. After all, God's choice is important, but according to the rules of the church, you still need the nod of the Holy Mountain before this position can be officially confirmed."
...Yes, the shareholders' meeting belongs to the shareholders' meeting. If there is no approval from the board of directors and the entire company, I'm afraid that many things will still be awkward if they want to be implemented.
"Therefore, my previous idea was to take the initiative to impeach you, give you a stage to demonstrate your ability and prove your worth, and then let all the rumors and malicious intentions fall apart."
"But now, I'm afraid your performance has been completed ahead of time."
As he said this, Tenis picked up one of the books with two fingers and shook it.
"Just this thing, if you are not too inexperienced and too young, I dare say you are qualified to run for the next five archbishops."
"I can't say which of the three popular places in the central, northern and eastern regions you can eat, but the archbishops of the southern and western dioceses...as long as you lower your goals, you should be able to get them."
"And you can get a promise from the Pope that 'as long as you work hard, you will definitely be transferred to a better position in the next election.'"
At this point, Tenis's face was a little gloomy and resentful.
"Back then, in order to become the Archbishop of the Central Region once in my lifetime, I almost killed all the small evil god churches that I had chosen in advance. How come it's your turn... you just took three days off..."
"Forget it, anyway, you can rest easy now. Just wait for the church organizations from all over the country to send people to harass you and argue with you, my great, great scholar."
"Ah!?"
If he might be misunderstood as a heretic before, Ji Ming could still sit opposite Tenis and listen calmly, just as if he was listening to a joke.
After all, the division of power is two-way. Since the gods cannot unilaterally appoint me as a church member, the church cannot unilaterally excommunicate me.
After learning that he might be repeatedly treated as an NPC by people from various factions, he immediately couldn't sit still, stood up directly, and said quickly.
"But I don't want to talk to idiots!"
Wait, why did I say what was in my heart again?
"No, I mean..."
"Yes!"
Tennis was very serious when he heard this, and even nodded sympathetically.
"Ji Ming, actually I just didn't want to talk to an idiot, so I resigned from my position when I could have been re-elected as the Archbishop of the Central Diocese, and hid in Sunshine City under the pretext of monitoring the movements of the Wild Plains."
As an old man who has been a member of the Church for more than 500 years and has seen more than a dozen popes, it would be a lie to say that Tennis has no feelings for the Holy Light Church.
So although in Ji Ming's eyes, the Holy Light Church is still somewhat human compared to other peers, in her eyes, the church is getting worse and worse, and the newcomers are getting worse and worse.
She is very dissatisfied with this and must want to do something about it, but she is old and essentially a succubus. No matter how you look at it, she is an old thing that has lost points. Can she change all this alone?
The answer is no.
So as a good sister of Blois, she accidentally got infected with some small habits of this lineage.
Can't do it, right? Can't do it... Then I'll just give up!
Anyway, children and grandchildren have their own blessings. As long as I retire after success and withdraw in time, I won't end up with a shameless ending.
"Hey, I originally wanted you to have a better impression of our church, but you didn't even get into the central part. Just in the south, you have seen so many jokes."
The meeting room was quiet for a while, and Tenis, who was still covering his head, broke the silence again.
"Actually... if you don't want to talk to an idiot, there are other ways."
Paused.
"Anyway, you are no longer the weak little doctor you used to be, and we have now reached the center of the kingdom. You have a general impression of the glow, right? Then you can walk the rest of the way by yourself."
"...What do you mean?"
"The Chosen One thinks that his practice is far from enough, and plans to read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles, and use his own legs to measure the land of the kingdom. Is that not possible?"
"Yes! Of course!"
Ji Ming, who was enlightened by the archbishop, woke up as if from a dream. Yes, as long as I hide before the knights arrive at the Holy Mountain and my doctrine is published, can't I?
So he announced that afternoon that he was "confused in theological research, and wanted to travel around the kingdom to gain enlightenment. Please don't worry about it, fellow believers."
Eleanor didn't know what happened, and hurriedly pulled him to say.
"Ji Ming, I know it's hard to practice medicine in the countryside! But... you wouldn't run away for such a strange reason after only three days, right?"
The Knights of the Guardian Church and the Holy Light Monks from other parishes also rushed over, saying that you, the chosen one of God, can't leave. If you leave, who will come down from heaven to hit the local Shadow Cultists with a hammer of 500?
Tennes took out the instruction manual that he had urgently printed hundreds of copies and distributed them all.
In fact, whether it is speed or copying, this kind of knowledge-related magic is quite energy-consuming.
So the old lady was busy with this wave of emergency overtime. If Ji Ming hadn't given her a bottle of spirit-gathering liquid to replenish her body, she would probably have to come out in a wheelchair today.
The monks opened the manual in confusion and were all surprised to find...Hey, don't say it, don't say it!
If it were in the past, they would definitely sneer at this, thinking that dealing with pagans is not so troublesome, I just swing a hammer to see if his head is broken, isn't it?
But now, the dragon that cannot be slain by one hammer is right in front of us. When everyone is thinking about whether to swing the second hammer or find another way, a book of dragon-slaying techniques that can cure the disease just appears at hand!
And after careful consideration, combined with what I have seen and heard in recent days, it seems that the feasibility is quite high. At least I am willing to give it a try.
"Who wrote such an awesome book? Why do I feel that the pages are still warm? Could it be that it was just printed?"
"Signed... Holy Light Chosen·Ji Ming? Hey, is this the one I know?"
"I think there should be no other Chosen with such a strange name in my church from ancient times to the present."
The ordinary monks immediately felt like they had found a treasure. They felt that with this secret book, they must step on the head of the bastard villager who had made them speechless yesterday!
And those smart people who are more sober and have a life goal of at least becoming a bishop began to think about it. They estimated that they would have to find Ji Ming to talk about something later.
After all, in addition to the reputation brought by Shui Jing introducing Xu Shu and Xu Shu introducing Wolong, as long as I report it myself, it can be regarded as my own promotion...
Hey, you have become successful, so shouldn't you give back to your little brother?
Unfortunately, Tenis had already guessed their plan, and under the name of congratulations, he said that he had sent the good news of my church's new doctrine to the Holy Mountain as soon as possible.
"Woo woo woo, good, good, woo woo, it's really great news!"
Looking at the leaders of various dioceses who were crying and laughing, mainly laughing, showing amazing facial muscle control.
Ji Ming then realized that the archbishop was so anxious, and there was also some meaning of keeping the fat water within the field?
In short, with such a good medicine, the evil god sweeping work that was almost stagnant became smooth again, and no one was entangled in the matter of whether Ji Ming was still there.
"Everyone, hurry up and finish the assigned tasks and go home. My son's birthday is next week..."
"Yes, I'm getting married next month, so I'd better work hard and make more money!"
"That's right. There's no money to be made anyway. Let's get started and go home!"
Ji Ming: Damn, you'll just dump it after you're done, right? And the guy who put up the flag, can you control yourself?
When he started packing and preparing to go solo, Earl Fengying, who had been busy these days and anxious to restore his rule over the territory, also rushed back to the main city in a hurry.
"God's Chosen One, I heard you're leaving? Why are you in such a hurry? You finally came here, why don't you take a few more days off?"
Ji Ming smiled slightly when he heard this, thinking that I had a meal at your place, but I was almost assassinated once, and I worked overtime twice. If I stayed for two more days, I was really afraid that something would go wrong again.
But what he said was still quite nice.
"Haha, we will meet again if we are destined to. I will definitely come again in the future."
"That's good, that's good..."
After mumbling to himself, Earl Fengying suddenly asked.
"God's Chosen One, I remember you are from Sunshine City, right? How much do you know about the pioneers?"
I am their father, son or grandson, and my personal status will change with the change of their playing experience...
Well, this is definitely not to be said.
So considering that it is probably for the sake of face, even if the gods don't mind, the Holy Light Church did not make public the fact that Ji Ming is actually the Chosen One of the Living Beings, so his answer is.
"The pioneers are travelers from other worlds summoned by the Holy See of Souls. I have some relationship with the Holy See, so I have some good relationship with them."
"I see, then I am relieved!"
Earl Fengying immediately looked happy and asked Ji Ming what he had been thinking about for several days.
"So you must know, those firearms... they really have no threshold, anyone can use them?"
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Ji Ming thought he wanted to ask him for the happiness recipe to compensate his wife, and he raised his eyebrows in confusion and said frankly.
"There must be a threshold. After all, firearms are essentially mechanical. It takes time and talent to use them proficiently, and without ammunition, they are actually no different from fire sticks, so..."
Earl Fengying interrupted him.
"No, no, no, no, thank you, Lord Chosen! Actually, I don't want to ask this, I want to ask..."
Here, he lowered his voice.
"Does it really not require the user to master any magic to work normally and cause damage to the target?"
This is worth pondering, so Ji Ming looked into his eyes until the count could no longer hold back his serious expression and smiled embarrassedly.
"God's Chosen One, in fact, I am also a man who has been bitten by a snake once and is afraid of the rope for ten years. As a man who loves his family and career, it can actually... Oh, such a thing can happen... You have to understand me."