Chapter 23: [One Pair of Shoes]
"The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground; I raise my head to look at the bright moon, and bow my head to think of my hometown. Although this poem was copied by me, the artistic conception is still good, especially by looking up at the moon, the kind of full moon in the sky and not round people. The state of mind of the world has revealed the longing of thousands of wanderers in the world for their hometown. A faint nostalgia, just like the silent sound of nature, echoed in my heart for a long time. This feeling and this scene can only be expressed in words. The highest manifestation... However, if you listen to my original work again, then you will be amazed even more. Because, my original work, it is even more amazing work, shocking the world and crying ghosts and gods! I dare to say, wait for me to sing it. When you come out, you will jump up excitedly and slap my body indifferently..." Yue Yang emphasized that his work is an original work, and the content is shocking and weeping.
In this way, the curiosity of the bright-eyed thief was hooked.
Does this kid really know how to write poetry?
"Okay, then you can also talk about your Jing Ye Si." Bright Eyed Thief felt that this kid should not be able to write poetry, but decided to give him a chance.
"You stand firm, listen carefully, my poem is here: a pair of shoes in front of the bed, the clothes are frosted on the ground; raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head to think of the girl..." Before Yue Yang finished speaking, he had already let the bright eye thief punch him fly.
The bright-eyed thief thinks that any good thing has been ruined by this guy.
Originally, after listening to Jing Ye Si, I felt that the artistic conception was very beautiful, easy to understand but able to resonate in the heart, which is more touching than those gorgeous and magnificent poems.
In my heart, I planned to forgive him, who knew that this kid was born to be beaten!
Yue Yang is very thick-skinned and doesn't care at all, jumping up and smiling: "Actually, this is just the first draft, you must know that good poems are all revised, the so-called chapter-hunting excerpts are old worms, and Xiaoyue is hanging on the curtain. Yu Gong. Don't worry, I have a revised version of Jing Ye Si."
The bright-eyed thief sneered: "Don't talk about a pair of shoes in front of the bed, keep it for yourself and taste it slowly!"
If it wasn't for what he said later, "Looking for chapters and excerpts from old eagles, Xiaoyue hangs a jade bow as a curtain" is really amazing, then the bright-eyed thief stabbed him to death and left.
Now, it seems to be turning a corner.
Could it be that he was just deliberately teasing himself?
Is this kid really talented in poetry? Is it just that the character is naturally so cynical?
Yue Yang immediately protested: "It's changed, of course, it's not one pair of bed shoes, those are two pairs of bed shoes, put on the floor when you take off your clothes; look up at the bright moon and bow your head to kiss the girl! Wow, my God, there is something to say, gentleman. Talk and don't do anything!" Yue Yang ran away as soon as he finished speaking, because the bright-eyed thief had already pulled out the dagger, vowing to stab this shameless guy who tampered with the classics to death.
After chasing Jiutiao Street, the bright-eyed thief still refused to let him go.
In the end, Yue Yang had no choice but to use a unique trick and shouted: "Everyone, come and see, there are beauties running naked on the street!"
This call attracted countless mercenaries to look out, and the bright-eyed thief couldn't stand it.
Classmate Yue Yang patted his butt and muttered to himself, "The old Taoist kicked my ass, he paid my granddaughter Sister Jianlingyu to be my wife, and now he's kicked by you, it can't be an exception, although it's not as good as Jianqi. Sister Yu, but I can barely accept another concubine... Well, the time is almost up, let's see if that guy Tie Kuang is dead!"
Originally, Yue Yang just wanted to spend some money and invite a few girls to make Tie Kuang exhausted and fall asleep.
There are many ways to kill people, among them, 'The Erba Jia's body looks like a crisp, and the sword at his waist cuts the foolish man. Although the head is not seen, he secretly teaches that the bone marrow is dry. ' This method is the most effective and the scariest.
There is an old saying: wine is a gut-piercing sword, and color is a bone-scraping knife.
Yue Yang guessed that if Tie Kuang was hit with a gut-piercing sword and a bone-scraping knife, and if he didn't lie down now, he would be able to play Superman Concave Man without makeup.
So, Yue Yang whistled and swaggered like a stroll in a leisurely courtyard.
When he walked to the big house where Tie Kuang lived, he suddenly found a woman with a particularly plump breast, hiding in the darkness at the door, waiting for him.
"Little young master, we not only got Tie Kuang drunk and put him to sleep, but we have tied him up, you can go in at any time and kill him!" The woman knelt down and knocked heavily. Ring your head.
Her words really startled Yue Yang.
These prostitutes, how did they know that they were going to kill Tie Kuang?
Fortunately, they didn't inform Tie Kuang, otherwise, waiting for them to walk in would be a huge trap.
According to the words of this gallant woman, do they have a grudge against Tie Kuang? Yue Yang was secretly surprised by his luck, fortunately, this was a crooked hit!
Hao | The milk girl kowtowed with tears in her eyes and said, "The little woman is out to catch the wind, please go in quickly and kill Tie Kuang, otherwise it will take a long time. If Tie Kuang wakes up and turns around, maybe the situation will change, The summoned beast is very powerful, young master, be careful!"
"How did you know that I was going to kill him?" Yue Yang was surprised, these prostitutes did not seem to be big-chested and brainless!
"Tie Kuang wants a woman, he can't give money. Our husbands were all killed by him, and many sisters were also pushed into this fire pit by him to be prostitutes to earn money for him. We are him. The money-making tool, you say, will he still give money if he wants to find a woman? Earlier, you said that the mercenaries of the Wild Beast Mercenary Corps recruited prostitutes on behalf of the head of the Tie Kuang, and let us all serve him, we knew this. It must be fake... and when I look at the young master's eyes, it doesn't look like a servant. There is no arrogance like a servant, and there is no condescension like a servant. Your eyes are clear and pure, and there is a kind of kindness in them Hidden and self-sufficient, he is more like an aloof young master! So why would someone like you run errands and hire prostitutes for someone like Tie Kuang for petty money? This is impossible! The only explanation, That is, you are an assassin who is ready to kill Tie Kuang, you are a killer who came to take revenge to hunt Tie Kuang, you are a hero who is not afraid of power and defends justice, to help us weak and helpless. The family members of the victims are here... Young master, you don't have to be suspicious. In fact, those family members on Tie Kuang's revenge list are our sisters. Over the years, we have never given up on the pursuit of Tie Kuang's revenge, just hoping to have a hero like you. Appear!"
That proud|breasted woman had tears all over her face, and kowtowed to Yue Yang to show her gratitude.
Yue Yang was startled again by her subtle observation.
It seems that I still underestimate this person from the Dragon Continent. With just such a clue, this gallant woman can make bold reasoning, and the reasoning is so accurate, it is really not easy!
Now he understands a little, why didn't they inform Tie Kuang?
The reason is that they are simply Tie Kuang's avengers, Tie Kuang is their husband-killing enemy, and the hatred is unbearable!
However, he still had a question in his heart: "Since you got him drunk and tied him up, why didn't you kill him with your own hands? Isn't this a matter of raising your hands?"