Chapter 509: Still Sleeping in the Market? Shinra, Tensei!

Looking at the sudden burst of bullet comments, many people who were so sleepy that their upper eyelids were drooping, patiently clicked on the second episode of "Escape from the British Museum".

Although "Escape" is short, the three episodes and three plot structures are quite clear;

In the first episode, the hero and heroine Zhang Yongan and Xiao Yuhu met to introduce the story, and in the second episode, the hero and heroine got to know each other and entered the main line.

A worker in a foreign country obviously did not believe that the girl who suddenly pestered him was the artifact that the British Museum lost and sent a letter to find. He just thought that this girl had some problems with her brain and was homeless.

So a big drama of getting rid of it was staged...

"If you really want to go back to China, just take your passport and buy a plane ticket."

"But I ran away from the museum secretly, without a passport. And I have a very important mission, I must not be caught... Hey?"

In the park, while Xiao Yuhu was chattering, Zhang Yongan escaped with a trick of escaping from the shell and ran away.

However... just when he thought he had gotten rid of this difficult guy and was confidently buying supplies in the supermarket, the basket suddenly sank... a pile of tea leaves and a pair of tender little hands appeared in front of him again.

"No, when did she follow? No, why did you buy so much tea leaves?"

Zhang Yongan, who was completely entangled and unable to get rid of it, accepted his fate... wandering alone overseas, he could only helplessly let Xiao Yuhu enter his simple and busy life.

In such a daily life, they also became familiar with each other and understood each other - although most of the time this mutual understanding was initiated by Xiao Yuhu's chatterbox.

"Family, what do you do?"

"I take photos for the magazines here, send out questionnaires, and get some materials."

"How long have you been here?"

"Two years, I don't remember."

"Don't you miss home?"

"Why do you talk so much..."

"...Then...Then, I won't say anything... Oh, by the way, what's your name, family?"

"Zhang Yongan!"

"Yongan... Yongan..."

It was in this kind of nagging that the days passed one by one.

The talkative and lively Xiao Yuhu completely broke into Zhang Yongan's life, accompanying him to distribute flyers, shoot materials, and develop negatives.

She was very annoying. She would draw childish pictures on the flyers he would send the next day with ADHD, make trouble next to him when he was shooting materials, and secretly take his camera while eating, leaving a whole roll of selfie plates...

Perhaps it was because he had been wandering alone for too long, and suddenly such an elf-like girl broke into his life, which made him annoyed and dispelled loneliness. From helplessness, he gradually accepted it.

He no longer bothered about the existence of the small jade pot - until an unintentional chat.

"Zhang Yongan, I remember, I actually met you."

"Don't be so familiar, I don't remember meeting you."

"You took a photo of me in the museum before!"

"You are possessed again, right?"

"At that time, you seemed to be carrying things for others."

"Hey, I'm called an equipment engineer... huh?"

The small jade pot accidentally mentioned her job when she just came to the UK, which made Zhang Yongan a little confused. Looking at the pretty back of the small jade pot on the grass, he opened his mobile phone suspiciously.

Looking at the lost and found notice still hanging on the homepage of the British Museum, his eyes moved slightly - the museum really lost a jade pot.

An outrageous but logical suspicion planted a seed in his heart. And what made this seed grow into a towering tree was a stack of developed photos.

In the printing room, looking at the photos developed from the materials taken in the camera last week... Zhang Yongan was stunned.

He clearly remembered that the film was a selfie taken by Xiao Yuhu when she was bored, but now there was no cute girl in the photo, only a beautiful jade pot with winding branches and patterns, which was full of spirit and beauty - the same as the one on the British Museum's lost and found notice.

"By the way, why did you call me family on the day we first met?"

"Hehe, it was my brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, grandparents, etc. who said... They said that those with black eyes and yellow skin who can understand what I say are my family."

"Aren't you afraid that I'm a bad person?"

"Brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, grandparents... said that family members are blood-related compatriots, just like Tang Dama and Tang Xiaoma, or the pot body and the pot lid. They said that as long as I meet my family, I will be safe! I have to believe in him, he will definitely take me back to China!"

"I will sell it to you later!"

"You won't..."

In the breeze, looking at Xiao Yuhu's innocent little face and the simple feet shaking like a child, Zhang Yongan pursed his lips.

One speculation after another was broken and confirmed, and now it was time to make a choice.

The next morning, in the nightmare of Xiao Yuhu being captured and taken back to the British Museum, Zhang Yongan opened the door - taking all the luggage he could take away.

In Xiao Yuhu's puzzled eyes, he sighed softly.

With his "Let's go home", the content of the second episode of "Escape" came to an abrupt end. It was at this time that those netizens who watched the video in a sleepy mood... tasted the flavor!

At first, most people thought that the video Li Youzhi posted late at night was the vlog of Li Youzhi who got into trouble and took Tu Susu on a trip.

However, as the plot of "Escape" unfolds, Xiao Yuhu's identity is verified and Zhang Yongan's mentality changes, Leziren netizens who have been deeply influenced by Zhi Ge's works have roughly guessed the purpose of this video.

"XDM, I think I have guessed what Xiao Yuhu's mission is! Combined with the news that I just released about the long-term stolen cultural relics from the British Museum, Xiao Yuhu must have come out to ask Zhang Yongan to return to China and then form a group to take away the cultural relics lost overseas. You stole them all back, right?”

"Damn it, you in front of me are so punishable! Go to the museum to steal cultural relics, Raiders of the Lost Ark, right?"

"Hahahaha, you guys are a bunch of idiots. If I film it like you do, it will be an action movie or a spy film. This series of videos will only last about ten minutes!"

"Brothers, the archeology major said that there is something in this short video. I don't know if you noticed, but Xiaoyuhu bought a lot of tea leaves in the supermarket. In order to avoid collision and damage during the transportation of ancient porcelain, it was filled with tea leaves."

"Damn it, brothers, I just went to the official website of the British Museum to search, and there is actually an exhibit of a thin jade pot with a Chinese branch pattern. But strictly speaking, this exhibit is not a cultural relic, because this jade pot is The personal works of our national jade carving artist Yu Ting were purchased by the British Museum in 2017. "

Obviously, people who have fun staying up late are physically and mentally exhausted, but they still maintain their online IQ.

It is with these disturbing barrages that the story of "Escape from the British Museum" enters the final paragraph;

After confirming Xiao Yuhu's true identity, Zhang Yongan tried his best to take her to escape the security check and embark on the way home.

A long-time guest longs for home, but is timid when approaching hometown.

Hearing the Chinese stop announcement on the bus and looking at the ever-changing motherland outside the window, Xiao Yuhu was so excited that he forgot about himself.

Every visitor in the park and every stall on the street were captured in her eyes.

Her footprints have been left on the tea stalls and tea stalls.

In front of the Peking Opera stage, in the corridor of the Panda Pavilion, and among the crowds of ironworkers, she burst into cheers of applause.

On Tiananmen Square, looking at the majestic guard of honor and the five-star red flag flying high, a strange fluctuation finally appeared in her big smiling eyes.

"Zhang Yongan."

"ah?"

"Thank you, this is the happiest time in my little world. It's getting closer and closer, I have to work harder. Okay, I have wasted too much time, let's get down to business."

In the gorgeous sky filled with iron flowers, Xiao Yuhu showed a smile.

In the magnificent museum, Zhang Yongan handed over the tickets.

Before he could finish collecting the ticket stubs, Yuhu eagerly ran into the hall carrying a small suitcase.

With hurried steps, she finally opened the package that had never left her body from the beginning. Inside, there were pieces of letter paper of different sizes.

Under the huge inscription of the Henan Museum, she looked at the exhibits in each exhibition area of ​​the museum. She suddenly stopped and took out a page from the letter.

She put away her playfulness and liveliness, walked through the noisy crowd, and stood solemnly in front of an exhibition area of ​​pottery figurines.

"Hello, Uncle Potter, the flute master. Aunt Potter, the flute master, asked me to tell you that someday, you will pluck your spring breeze strings and she will play her evening bagpipe. Let's play the unfinished song "Long Song Xing" together again. It’s over.”

Under the stunned gaze of Zhang Yongan and the confused comments of the surrounding tourists, she bowed deeply to a damaged statue of Tao Yong in the exhibition area, then turned and ran to the other side.

"Tang Dama! I am here to deliver a letter to you. The letter reads: Tang Dama, I am Tang Xiaoma. In the blink of an eye, we have not seen each other for 163 years. Every day after the foreigners leave, I will After running so many laps around the cage, I will remember the oath we made hundreds of years ago to run through the great rivers and mountains together. "

With sparkling tears and mission, she quickened her pace again.

Under the huge Buddha head, with compassion in every texture, a small jade pot raised its face.

"Grandpa Buddha, Grandpa Arhat asked me to tell you that fate arises and fate perishes, fate gathers and fate falls apart..."

At this point, the flat narrative lens style of the first ten minutes of the short film has changed to a fast-cut shot; the Buddha's head with compassionate eyes gradually disappears, and the exhibits in the British Museum on the other side of the world emerge. .

The little jade pot's words have also become the words of these cultural relics across mountains and seas!

"Dependencies arise and conditions disappear, conditions come together and conditions dissipate, this is a lifelong dharma. We meet again, all in the same leaf of Bodhi."

"Grandpa Long Er Hu Zu, Uncle Chao Guan Er Lu asked me to say to you... A man is born between heaven and earth and should strive for self-improvement. A patriotic man should not be afraid of the abyss! Seniors, don't worry about me. Although I am thousands of miles away, Still not lost in patriotism!”

"I'm sick and my bones are broken, and I've been away from home for a hundred years. Even if I'm distracted, I can't stop this lingering homesickness!"

"Ksitigarbha, you always thought my laughter was noisy in the past. I haven't heard it for so many years. Do you miss it a little bit? Hahahahaha..."

"Shuiyue, I have long forgotten about returning it. Most wanderers in the West need gods to protect them. It's just that this wooden body can withstand the apology of the thief, but it can't bear the lingering memory of old friends. look."

"My compatriots, my brother was abducted by foreigners in the war. We were a pair. If he returns home first, please tell me!"

"Come, read a poem to your father. Every cup reminds me of my hometown, and we hum to each other to express our feelings. Now I am old and my hometown is gone, and I only dream of the journey home..."

"Soldiers in the pass, defend my country for me! Those who violate the rules will be killed! My army must be invincible and obey all orders. When I return to the camp, give me a peaceful Wanli River and Mountain!"

Three-color Arhat statues from the Liao Dynasty, Qianlong Dynasty crown-ear incense burners, Ming Dynasty dragon-patterned glaze, Ming Dynasty Budai monk, Jin Dynasty wood-carved Guanyin, Qing Dynasty ivory ghost ball, Tang Dynasty seven-star plate, Ming Dynasty three-color glaze judge, Sui Dynasty Amitabha, Ming Dynasty Zhenwu Emperor statue...

Cultural relics in the British Museum that have been lacking maintenance for many years or were destroyed when they first arrived at the museum appear on the screen. The voices of missing that spanned hundreds of years and thousands of miles rang in the ears of netizens late at night.

Those voices full of nostalgia for the homeland rose and fell.

Finally, they merged into one sentence.

[May the mountains and rivers be safe. ]

[Homeland... Forever safe! ]

Late at night.

When the plot of "Escape from the British Museum" entered its climax, Li Youzhi's shaking hand comment area and the interactive area of ​​​​Guangguang Audio and Video could no longer maintain the same silence as the night;

"Brother, what are you doing? It's late at night, and I'm still sleeping in the market?!"

"Ah... These cultural relics are all in the British Museum?"

"I heard before that no Chinese can walk out of the British Museum with a smile. A short video, only more than ten minutes, made me bite the teeth I just put on. I can't imagine... If I really go to the site, how would I feel!"

"Brothers... Do you want to take a look at the news that the brother just forwarded? The British Museum has been lost for a long time. The BBC has been hiding the truth. According to the hacker's revelation, there are more than 2,000 lost cultural relics in the museum in recent years... The cultural relics in the skit are only those in the exhibition area. If those lost cultural relics really have life, what kind of mood would they feel? "

"Fuck you, brother, you are not kind. In the middle of the night, you use this ten-minute skit to dig out my heart and cut my flesh!"

"Fuck, where is the British Museum? Where is the BBC? If I don't expose you tonight, I will never be able to calm down the anger in my chest! Wow! Where is the Fun Army? Follow me, target the external network, Shinra Tensei!"

Boom!

As the plot of "Escape from the British Museum" is revealed and enters the climax, Li Youzhi shakes his hand and the comment area of ​​Heguang Audiovisual is completely...blown up!