Chapter 110 108 The Magic Items You Created Are so Weird!!! (3k6)

Chapter 110 108. The magic items you made are so weird! ! ! (3k6)

Under Starfire's increasingly confused gaze, Russell took off the iron-black ring on his index finger and explained unhurriedly:

“So this is a na ring.

"In Chinese, the words represented by 'accommodate' and 'cry' are homophones, which creates distortions."

Starfire nodded thoughtfully. Although she, as the creator, did not understand Chinese, the original design of this ring had obvious characteristics of oriental craftsmanship. It is normal for Najie to have variations in the pronunciation of Eastern characters.

Russell picked up another silver robe on the table, shook it, and the smooth silk robe flowed down.

"What's this?"

"Invisibility cloak."

Hearing this answer, Russell was a little surprised, because this robe only sold for one silver coin.

Even if you spend ten times this amount of money, you can't even buy a bottle of disposable invisibility potion. How can you buy an invisibility cloak?

Russell was doubtful, put on the invisibility cloak, and read out the trigger command marked on the sign.

The next moment, this bright silver soft robe disappeared.

Russell touched it and found that the robe was still on his body, but he couldn't see it.

"Wind Chime, can you see me?" Russell probably guessed what was going on and asked Wind Chime to confirm.

"You can see it." Wind Chime replied.

"Then can you still see the invisibility cloak I just put on?"

"Can't see."

Russell confirmed his conjecture:

"It turns out it's really an invisibility cloak. No wonder it's so cheap."

Although the price is very cheap, this kind of genuine, innocent and literal invisibility cloak has very limited uses.

Russell began looking for other products.

He picked up a mahogany cane from the table that was as thick as a baby's arm and about half an arm long. The top of the mahogany cane is inlaid with a ruby, which is shining brilliantly.

"What is this? A lighting staff?"

"This is a wand for detecting extraordinary objects. As long as there are extraordinary objects within 3 meters, the ruby ​​on the top will glow..." Starfire replied hesitantly, but there was a bit of unconfidence in his tone.

Russell held his cane and stepped back several meters, keeping a distance from Xinghuo's stall and the surrounding stalls. He does not carry any extraordinary items with him today, which will not interfere with the detection results.

The ruby ​​on the top of the peach wood cane is still as bright as fire.

"Well, there may be something wrong with this cane now. It keeps glowing and won't go out. If you want to buy it, you can wait until I fix it." Starfire admitted sheepishly.

"You are worrying too much. Maybe there is no quality problem with this cane." Russell walked back to the table and speculated:

"But the wand that detects extraordinary items is itself an extraordinary item, so it can always detect its own existence and always shine. If there is any flaw, it is in the logic of judgment."

Starfire nodded slightly awkwardly.

Suddenly, she felt a few waves rising from her spiritual lake, and her level of spiritual practice rose slightly.

Practice extraordinary spiritual feedback!

When Xinghuo came to the junior college to set up a stall, one of her goals was to find opportunities to practice the art of rare things, but unfortunately she didn't get any results for a long time.

But under Russell's explanation, she gained a deeper understanding of the mutation principles and crux of the extraordinary items she made, and actually received feedback on how to practice extraordinary things!

What a pleasant surprise.

The extraordinary items sold by Xinghuo are not very expensive. As a talent from the Institute of Higher Education, she actually doesn't care about a few academy coins. Being able to successfully practice extraordinary and get feedback means much more to her!

While her thoughts were wandering, Xinghuo looked at Russell, who was selecting items in front of the stall, feeling a little more expectant.

Russell didn't notice the change in Starfire, and then picked up a heart-shaped brooch.

"Is this a mind-reading brooch?" He remembered that he had seen the same style of extraordinary item in his occult class.

"Yes. Although the efficacy has changed slightly." Starfire's reply tone was a little more respectful than before.

"Mind-reading brooch! Can you hear what others are thinking? Show me!"

Wind Chime spent a second or two concentrating, allowing his soul to temporarily become more solid and able to interact with surrounding objects. Then he took the brooch with great interest and wore it on his chest.

The moment the wind chime was put on the brooch, Russell heard a voice appear in his mind out of thin air.

"Hahaha, let me read it, what are Russell and the stall owner thinking?

"It's strange, I can't feel anything. Is there something wrong with this mind-reading brooch?

“That’s right, none of the things sold at this stall are reliable!

"When I first saw this stall owner, she said she was expelled from the Wuwuhui. He was so handsome! He must be a handsome and dashing boss.

"It turns out that each of the extraordinary items she created is more unreliable than the last. She is still pretending. Help, her character collapsed in a second!"

Russell glanced at the stall owner Xing Huo out of the corner of his eye and saw that her face was slightly blue, so she probably heard the same sound as him.

But Feng Chime didn't realize the problem yet, and stared at Russell again, continuing to play with the mind-reading brooch.

A new voice appeared in Russell's ears out of thin air:

"There is also Russell, who is equally unreliable. What he is best at is talking nonsense seriously! When he is making up nonsense, his face is still so calm and calm, and he can coax people into doing the same thing. Is he facial paralysis?

"Before, he asked me to learn how to act as a female ghost. Do I need to learn? Do I need to learn?

"For such an arrogant guy, you should find an opportunity to scare him! Appreciate his peerless beauty when he is scared to tears and at a loss.

"Oh yeah, his roommate Subway actually wants to use me as an air conditioner, it's so insulting. I have to think of a way to get rid of this bad breath..."

Russell's face was calm and unperturbed. He just coughed twice and stretched out his hand:

"Feng Ling, you should give me back the mind-reading brooch."

"Are you sure? This mind-reading brooch has no effect."

"Give it to me!"

Taking the brooch back from Feng Ling, Russell quietly approached Xinghuo's face while Feng Ling ran to study other items and lowered his tone:

"So your mind-reading brooch, the effect is to let the wearer be read by others?"

"Well, it's like this at the moment." Xinghuo looked away, trying to keep her expression calm, "Well, it can save you the trouble of speaking, ignore the obstacles in language communication, and communicate with your teammates..."

Xinghuo stopped talking, her face slightly red.

With her thick skin, she couldn't make up any more stories.

"Okay, I'll buy this one, and the previous invisible cloak too."

Xinghuo's pupils widened.

In the shocked eyes of Xinghuo, Russell began to study other products.

This time he picked up a golden magic lamp with a distinct Arabian mythology style.

"Is this... the wishing magic lamp?"

Russell tried to rub the surface of the magic lamp a few times, just like in the mythological story.

"Wait a minute, don't start the magic lamp yet!" Xinghuo called Russell, but it was too late.

Thick mist floated out of the wishing magic lamp and gathered into a huge human figure in an instant.

"I am the wishing lamp god. Did you summon me?"

The lamp god appeared in front of the two people and the ghost. His lower body was blue clouds and his upper body was a human in Arabic style.

"Since you summoned me, you have to fulfill my three wishes!" The lamp god pointed at Russell and was unreasonable.

"Alas." Xinghuo sighed, "Let's beat up the lamp god. This is the only way to make him reasonable."

The things that followed were easy to solve.

Fengling used the illusion of disguise to change into Russell's appearance, attracting the attention of the lamp god, making the lamp god think that he could make 6 wishes.

Russell took out his cell phone, released the soul-stealing technique, and shocked the lamp spirit.

Xinghuo showed the overwhelming strength of a third-year student, easily beat up the lamp spirit, and stuffed him back into the magic lamp.

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In the following time, Russell studied more than a dozen extraordinary items on Xinghuo's stall.

All the goods on the table were studied by Russell. Xinghuo also took out a lot of novel goods from the cabinet below, which broadened Russell's horizons.

There were several extraordinary items that impressed Russell more deeply.

A dwarf flying hammer, which is said to be a flying hammer that can only be activated by dwarves. Once the dwarf throws the flying hammer, the flying hammer will cross a distance of thousands of meters and defeat the powerful enemy.

In order to test the effect of the dwarf flying hammer, Xinghuo pulled a bearded dwarf student from the side to do the experiment.

This dwarf student with a rather lush beard threw the flying hammer, and he flew out as expected.

"It turned out to be a dwarven flying hammer."

Russell determined the principle and efficacy of the item, and was surprised to find that the flying hammer had obvious elven craftsmanship characteristics.

According to Xinghuo, her dwarven flying hammer design was purchased from an elven student. The elf vowed that although the materials designed in the design were very cheap, the dwarven flying hammer made was definitely a genuine dwarven flying hammer.

A healing staff.

It can provide continuous weak healing effects and can be used 3 times a week.

The disadvantage is that it will make the wound of the treated person very itchy.

"It's nothing strange. Isn't it common sense that the wound will itch when it heals? Although the healing effect provided by this staff is weak, it is also hundreds of times faster than the natural healing speed. That will produce, and it is not surprising that the wound will itch hundreds of times when it heals naturally."

-This is Russell's evaluation of this staff.

An umbrella.

This umbrella can only be opened on sunny days. When the umbrella is opened, rain will fall inside the umbrella and soak the user.

Unfortunately, the water created by this umbrella will disappear after a few seconds and is difficult to use.

A few bottles of boiled water.

The main effect is that drinking this boiled water will also make you grow meat, and the efficiency of growing meat is about the same as eating the same amount of meat. It can solve the problem of users not growing meat after drinking cold water.

A python staff.

A normal python staff can turn into a python to attack the enemy in battle. As a snake staff, it also symbolizes medical treatment and healing, and can slightly strengthen some medical-related spells.

Of course, the above is the effect of a normal python staff.

After turning into a python, the python staff at the Xinghuo booth seemed reluctant to fight, and always said strange English words, such as "if", "else", "print" and so on.

Russell, who is familiar with the principles of mysticism and witchcraft, diagnosed the principle of mutation at once based on the homophonic rate and the symbolic meaning of language in the extraordinary field:

"I understand, the python staff is Staff of The Python. So this is a Python staff, suitable for selling to programmers who use Python."

Xinghuo's native language is not English, and it took him several seconds to realize that Python means both python and a programming language.

A spell resistance ring.

This ring does not really provide spell resistance to the wearer. It will only continue to read the following English after wearing it:

"r, e, s, i, s, t, a, n, c, e, Resistance!"

According to Russell's diagnosis, this is also a supernatural power displacement effect based on linguistics.

The ring interprets the spell in Spell Resistance from the original meaning of "spell" to "spelling".

So this is a "spelling resistance" ring, which will continue to spell the corresponding English words.

If more vocabulary can be introduced, it is very suitable for children under 4 years old in non-English speaking countries to learn English.

A beard trimming wand.

Touching the beard with this wand can keep the beard in perfect shape.

The only insignificant flaw is that it is only useful for women.

At Russell's suggestion, Xinghuo gave it to a dwarf female classmate as compensation for her just flying out.

(P.S. Among the items that appear in this chapter, the magic wand for detecting extraordinary items and the giant python staff are inspired by online jokes. The ring joke is adapted from the novel "Tao and Carbon-based Monkey Breeding Rules" and the two-dimensional shouting of "na na na na". The umbrella that rains when opened comes from "Doraemon". The female dwarf with a beard is a stereotyped setting in Western fantasy. The spoof version of "Dwarf Hammer" and "Spell Resistance Ring" are adapted from the corresponding items in the older version of the board game dnd. I originally prepared other weird items, but spending too many chapters on a shopping plot will affect the rhythm of the story, so I will leave it to the second half of the volume.)

Most of the items in this chapter are what the protagonist will use in the future