Chapter 809 What Liu Lacks the Most Is Brothers! Boy Riding a Pig, You Are Free and Unrestrained!

Liu Ji shouted dissatisfied: "You two don't do anything, and you don't care about the pig, so you just know howling here!"

"So what if the young master is the eldest son of Great Qin?"

"Why can't I ride on the back of a pig?!"

Zhai Di shouted in a deep voice: "A hog is lazy, stupid, vulgar and has no virtue. A gentleman should disdain to associate with it!"

"If the young master really rides a pig, he will definitely become the laughing stock of the world."

"Young master will be reprimanded by the master, rejected by the king, and his future will be cut off!"

"Liu Ji, I think you are harboring evil intentions by approaching the young master intentionally!"

Once word spreads about Ying Fusu riding a pig, how will the world view Ying Fusu?

I'm afraid everyone in the world will laugh to death at Ying Fusu!

And how can someone who has loved riding pigs since he was a child have the ability to manage such a huge country!

Ying Fusu looked at Liu Ji with a bit of doubt, and solemnly held his hands: "Please tell Mr. Liu to tell me clearly!"

Liu Ji refuted without hesitation: "The Beidou God is the Boar God."

"In the past summer, the priests said that the Emperor of Heaven would ride on the Beidou Boar God to patrol the sky!"

"If Boar is really what you said, why would the Emperor of Heaven still ride the Boar God of the Big Dipper?"

"The Emperor of Heaven can ride a divine pig, but the Young Master cannot ride an ordinary pig?!"

Liu Ji really didn't have any bad intentions, and he didn't want to embarrass Ying Fusu.

Although pig riding is not clean and beautiful, people at that time did not ridicule and despise pig riding as did later generations.

Until the Tang Dynasty, thousands of Khitan cavalry marched to the border. Wu Zetian's nephew, King Wu Yizong of Hanoi, led hundreds of thousands of troops to go on an expedition. However, when they were still hundreds of miles away from the Khitan troops, they became afraid and fled in panic. The whole army was defeated.

Zhang Yuanyi, a doctor, wrote a poem "Mocking Wu Yizong" based on this, saying: "A long bow is short of an arrow, and a Shu horse is cheating on the steps." After going seven hundred miles away, Kuma Qiang fought alone. Suddenly I met a thief, riding a pig to the south.

When others asked Zhang Yuanyi why he said that Wu Yizong rode a pig, Zhang Yuanyi explained that pig is a pig, and pig feces is the same as the pronunciation. Riding a pig means running away with feces between your legs.

Because of this poem, Wu Yizong became a laughing stock for a while, and riding a pig became an eternal joke!

But now, this poem has not yet come out, and riding a pig does not yet have too many negative connotations.

Liu Ji really hopes that through this method, Ying Fusu can feel what it means to take advantage of the situation, and thus leave some impression on Ying Fusu that "Liu Ji is a bit talented".

Ying Fusu blinked, looked at Zhai Di with big watery eyes and asked, "Does the Xia Dynasty have such sacrifices?"

Zhai Di panicked.

If his knowledge was really that comprehensive, he wouldn't go out of his way to please Chunyu Yue!

Zhai Di could only hand it over helplessly: "I have never heard of the so-called Beidou Boar God."

"I seriously suspect that Liu Ji is just talking nonsense!"

Ying Fusu said without hesitation: "I think Mr. Liu is definitely not someone who talks nonsense."

"There should be relevant records in the Doctor's Hall. I will go to the Doctor's Hall tomorrow to search for relevant information."

Liu Ji wiped the cold sweat from his palms after hearing this.

Sir, you want to go to the doctor's office to check information in person just because someone said something casually?

This kid is really stubborn and stubborn!

Fortunately, I didn't follow my temper and said nothing. Fortunately, it was true that the Emperor of Heaven rode a pig to patrol the sky.

Otherwise, once Ying Fusu finds out that he is lying to him, all his efforts over the past few months will be in vain!

Seeing that Zhai Di could no longer refute, Gao Jiong said in a deep voice: "The Boar God is very different from the Boar God."

"The pig is a stinky thing, but the young master is a gentleman, and he is the eldest son of the Qin Dynasty. The young master..."

However, before Gao Jiong could finish speaking, Liu Ji waved his hand roughly: "Nao Nao Nao Nao has a big head!"

"It is useless to argue over labor, but it is useless to fight over labor?"

"If the young master wants to get close to Wen Yin and Ruyun, this is the only way to go."

"If you have other ideas, Liu will resign immediately."

"If not, then just wait for the young master to make a decision!"

Gao Jiong's long-planned advice was directly pushed back by Liu Ji, and Gao Jiong was furious: "You scoundrel!"

Liu Ji curled his lips: "The child is still here. Keep your voice down, don't scare the child."

Gao Jiong became even more angry: "You!!!"

However, Gao Jiong really did not dare to act rashly, lest he really frightened Ying Fusu.

After Ying Fusu pondered for a moment, he looked at Liu Jida thoughtfully and said, "Mr. Liu not only wants to help me get close to Wen Yin and Ruyun, but also wants to teach me how to take advantage of the situation."

"In addition to taking advantage of the situation, Mr. Liu also wants to teach me not to think too much or weigh endlessly when faced with a dilemma, just think about what to do or not to do, and then do it resolutely!"

Liu Ji couldn't help but show a bit of surprise in his eyes.

Is this nine years old? !

Although Liu Ji did hope to teach Ying Fusu some truth, Liu Ji just expected that Ying Fusu would suddenly understand this truth one day a few years later, and then summon Liu Ji and reuse him.

Liu Ji never expected that Ying Fusu would understand it on the spot!

But Ying Fusu understood, but Liu Ji knew very well that with his status, he could never claim to have taught Ying Fusu, so he pretended to be impatient and said: "Young Master talks so much." ?”

"Liu hasn't studied for a few years and doesn't understand what the young master is saying."

"Do you want to ride Dahei? I'm still waiting for dinner!"

Zhai Di and Gao Jiong hurriedly cried out to persuade: "Young master, think twice!"

Ying Fusu slowly walked to Dahei, stretched out his hand and stroked Dahei's back, his young face full of struggle.

Riding a pig is not in line with the gentleman's way taught by Chunyu Yue, and it violates the etiquette rules he has learned since childhood, and it breaks the behavioral framework that has been confined to him since childhood.

However, feeling the warm touch from Dahei's back, looking at the panic and fear in Wenyin and Ruyun's eyes, and thinking of the principles taught by Liu Ji, Ying Fusu finally made up his mind.

Bowing to Liu Ji, Ying Fusu said solemnly: "Please help me, Mr. Liu!"

Gao Jiong and Zhai Di cried out sadly: "Sir, no!"

As they spoke, Gao Jiong and Zhai Di were about to step forward to stop Ying Fusu.

Liu Ji laughed heartily: "Okay, okay!"

As he spoke, Liu Ji waved behind him, and Jiao Yang and other 19 warriors immediately walked in front of Gao Jiong and the others.

Seeing Gao Jiong and the others surrounded by Jiao Yang and others, unable to move forward or backward, Liu Ji sneered in his heart.

Liu Mou does not have an official position, but what Liu Mou lacks the least is brothers!

Liu did not move before, but just borrowed your mouths to draw out what Liu wanted to say.

You two really think Liu can't do anything to you?

His eyes fell on Gao Ji and the other two, and then he withdrew them. Liu Ji waved his right hand to Ying Fusu: "Sir, please get on the pig!"

Ying Fusu took a deep breath and asked in a trembling voice: "What should I do?"

Liu Ji smiled and said: "Sit on your buttocks!"

Ying Fusu was stunned: "I asked how I can ride...Ah!!!"

Before Ying Fusu came to his senses, Liu Ji picked up Ying Fusu and put him on Dahei's back.

Ying Fusu subconsciously bent down and hugged Dahei's neck, his eyes full of panic: "Mr. Liu! Mr. Liu!"

"I'm not ready yet!"

Liu Ji laughed heartily: "Life is always moving forward, like a river flowing eastward, why do you have so much preparation!"

"Sit down, sir!"

"Dahei, let's go!"

While laughing, Liu Ji patted Dahei's butt with his left hand, took out a butcher knife from his back with his right hand, and looked at Dahei fiercely.

Work hard, or I'll eat you!

Understand?

Dahei: (◢д◣)

Dahei: "Hum~hum~"

Dahei's eyes drooped, his two big ears drooped, and he had to walk slowly forward under Liu Ji's threat.

For adult people in the Central Plains, the pig's back is too low, which will make people's feet touch the ground.

But for a nine-year-old child, the height of the pig's back is just right!

Hugging Dahei's neck and feeling Dahei's steady steps, Ying Fusu's fear gradually dissipated, and he even dared to straighten his back, grab Dahei's mane with his hands, and looked around with curiosity: "Mr. Gao and Mr. Zhai tried hard to persuade me not to ride a pig."

"But I feel that riding a pig is not much different from riding a horse!"

Liu Ji accompanied Ying Fusu with tense muscles, but his face was still relaxed and free and easy: "What others say is what others say after all, Only after personal verification can we know the truth. "

"What others think is inappropriate is ultimately just what others think is inappropriate. You have to try it yourself to know if it is really inappropriate."

"Just like Gao Jiong and Zhai Di, they keep saying that riding a pig is inappropriate, but have they really ridden a pig?"

"They are just a group of rats standing on the dry shore and pointing fingers!"

Liu Ji's words are different from Chunyu Yue and others, who quote scriptures and say the words of saints.

Liu Ji's words can be described as vulgar, and a dirty word pops out from time to time, which forms a sharp contrast with Ying Fusu, who has been following the rules and respecting etiquette since childhood.

But Ying Fusu did not think that Liu Ji was contemptuous. Instead, he felt that Liu Ji opened a new door for him and showed him the truth that Chunyu Yue and other masters had never taught him, and even Chunyu Yue and other masters themselves might not know!

Ying Fusu suddenly said, "I suddenly feel that riding a pig is different from riding a horse."

Liu Ji looked at Ying Fusu and asked with a smile, "Tell me about it?"

Ying Fusu smiled and said, "The scenery along the way is completely different!"

"Dahei, run!"

While speaking, Ying Fusu pinched the pig's belly and urged Dahei to speed up.

Dahei: ヾ(°°)

Since the day he was born, he has been locked up in a small space. If he dares to try to rush out of the compartment, he will be scolded and scolded.

Years of psychological trauma have made Dahei dare not run wildly even if he leaves the compartment, for fear of hitting an invisible wall and attracting scolding from someone unknown.

But now, under the urging of external forces, Dahei tried to run forward with four hooves for the first time in his life!

"Hahaha~ Dahei! Run! Run faster!"

"Ah! Dahei! Damn your mother! Stop for me! My ancestor, stop!"

The boy on the pig's back laughed the happiest laugh since he could remember.

Dahei under the boy finally released his nature and ran wildly along the wide road in the pig farm.

He saw how big the pig farm was.

He felt how comfortable the free wind was blowing on his body.

He smelled the strong smell of blood that made the pigs scare...

Dahei: [_?]

Where did the smell of blood come from!