This Director Only Makes Bad Movies

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world. Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank! Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe… Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

Thousands of years ago, Tang Feng climbed Kunlun Mountain, accidentally fell off the cliff, crossed the ancient starry sky array into the sea of stars, and since then, embarked on the road of immortality. Thousands of years of war, sweeping the stars, and achieving the supreme immortal body, as the purple fairy. Tang Feng crossed the starry sky array, depleted the soul, and returned to the earth, only to find that the earth had only passed six years, and he had a pink baby girl. The cold, domineering ex-girlfriend of the female president, and the clever daughter, from then on, the immortal Ziwei, who made the sea of stars tremble, opened a new life for the best dad.

Yang Yiyun, a mortal at the bottom layer, occasionally obtained the Supreme Treasure Universe Pot, and was inherited from the wild immortals. Since then, he has stepped into the path of cultivation. Medical skills, martial arts, and immortal methods have blossomed. The story of becoming a god.

Lin Mo traveled through time, and was also bound to a [Talent Anchor System]. As long as the popularity is higher, it can be exchanged for various talents. With this system in hand, Lin Mo started the live broadcast as a [teaching anchor]. It's just that he found that his water friend seemed a little "dangerous". I taught the water friends to draw by myself, and after seeing his extraordinary painting skills, the water friends sent out bullet screens one by one. "Anchor, you are so awesome, can you teach us how to draw US dollars?" For the effect of the program, Lin Mo began to teach everyone how to draw US dollars on the spot. It's just that after the painting was finished, the fans started to revel. "Boss Lin, I want to do it with you." "Mr. Lin, I know where there is color-changing ink. When do you think I will be included in the gang?" "What gang? We are a company, Mr. Lin. I'm in printing and have ten years of work experience." "Mr. Lin, I was short-sighted before, and my dog's eyes looked down on people. I beg you to bring me one!" ... Looking at the words of the water friends, when Lin Mo was about to say something, a burst of news made him completely confused. "Internet Police No. 300174 has followed you!" "Internet Police No. 25447 has followed you!!" ...

Egger Morriss. Translation: Poisoned eggs. The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory. For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose. Author: Why don’t you follow the plot? Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy! Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant! Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway? Voldemort: ? ? ? Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention. Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes… Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line! Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag! This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

The rich second generation of Chuming fell into the middle of his family. When he was destitute, he occasionally acquired the ancient martial arts system. System task: Carry forward the ancient martial arts refining technique in the shortest time. Therefore, Chu Ming chose to publish the new book “Ancient Wushu Exercises” on the novel website, and published the content of the exercises in chapters. Someone tried it out according to the chapters, and it turned out. The whole Huaxia was boiling, and the book Guwu Refining Body was quickly on the hot search list. However, unexpectedly, the book was discovered by Hongmeng Organization and was encrypted by the highest SSS level that day. The author of this book, Chu Ming, became the most mysterious ancient martial master.

The most tragic travel in this century, the traveler was trapped by the original owner and couldn't take care of himself! There are pits everywhere in life. Every time a beautiful woman appears, you have to worry about whether she will be slapped by the other party! In fact, I really just want to copy books quietly. What music godfather, what actor, what a genius screenwriter, what a legendary director, don't give me such titles at will! (No system, no golden fingers, and the rhythm is really not fast. This is a story without too many slaps in the face, no routines, and no impetuousness. The author is serious. Power generation for love, not just bad money.) (It is solemnly stated that the basis for marking the heroine and supporting actress is the frequency of appearances. Being set as the heroine by the author does not mean that something will happen with the male protagonist!)

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game. As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players. But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop! As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?" In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview: "Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone). "I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

Awakening the game producer system, Chen Ba is determined to become the godfather of games and create a new era of video games! But he soon discovered something was wrong... Why do the games you make yourself always have weird bugs? A good love simulator can actually conquer other players and turn it into a social dating software? It's a good fighting game, but you can actually use skills to attack the opponent's graphics card, thereby making the opponent's computer black screen and win? Facing the players' questioning, Chen Ba replied seriously: "This is not a bug, this is just a game feature, yes! This is how I designed it..." Players: Please stop being so harsh!

After being rejected by sixteen film crews in succession, Chen Fei sat at the entrance of Hengdian Film and Television City and fell into deep thought. Before coming to Hengdian, the old man once told him that as a stuntman, as long as he has unique skills and dares to fight hard, he will definitely not have to worry about running out of films. But after constantly hitting the wall, he discovered that in this era where looks and connections are valued, the effect of a handsome face and a good father is actually far greater than "having unique skills" and "dare to fight and fight hard" . But what does Chen Fei have? He is handsome, but he doesn’t have a good father! Should he be allowed to imitate those female extras and ask for godfathers everywhere? His path doesn’t “work” either! However, just when he was at the end of his rope, the "Extreme Rehabilitation" system was suddenly activated! (PS: Having unique skills is not a skill, fancy skills are the way to go.) Chen Fei was immediately overjoyed, thinking that his spring had finally arrived! However, just when the system began to issue novice tasks, he was suddenly dumbfounded! [Challenge mission: (Complete Ozaki's eight items), difficulty factor 10 stars, complete the mission to get an SSS-level reward blind box] [Challenge mission: (Bungee jumping in the Great Rift Valley of East Africa), difficulty level 9 stars, complete to get SS-level reward blind box] [Challenge task: (Go to the house of a 300-pound female netizen who has been single for 33 years to do push-ups.) The difficulty level is 8 stars. If you complete it, you will get an S-level reward blind box] 【……】 At this moment, Chen Fei was completely angry! These tasks are just for labor and management to die, right? —— This book is also called "This actor is dying!" ", "It's okay to work hard, but don't torture yourself to death! 》

Zhuke traveled to 1995, and the release of “Toy Story” was imminent, and the Internet era was about to begin. “Harry Potter”, “Pirates of the Caribbean”, “Fast and Furious”, “Avengers” and so on, there is always one you are familiar with. Rebirth Hollywood, to be a dashing traverser.

In 2006, Xu Xin had a dream. In the dream, he saw a bad entertainment circle. Desperate for gaining a position, and go to great lengths for traffic. “In this case, why can’t we live as a beam of light?” (High-definition, no code, no abuse, no dog blood, character guarantee, feel free to enter the pit)