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He was born again. This is not terrible. It is not terrible to cross the world where mutant bugs run around. The point is … he regenerated a panda, and also obtained a moe selling system. A panda’s heart collapsed, and his life was gone. He obviously broke the table, but he had to upgrade by selling moe! People all over the world are excited! The marshal’s companion beast’s combat effectiveness is invincible, and all the peculiar mutated insects will be killed by one claw! What’s more … it’s so cute. The rumor said that the panda was holding the Grand Marshal’s leg slowly and slowly, and showed the Marshal with the barely visible wound on his paw, grieving, “It hurts, I’m injured.” 【Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host selling moe, get three points selling moe value. 】 The Field Marshal is expressionless, and a panda that can blow a group of insects with a single punch can do nothing good. Who knows that the panda looked up and asked with poor eyes, what taste does bamboo have today?

"Excuse me, how can I find a girlfriend under such conditions?" Coming from a parallel world and completely despairing of the new image, Li Youzhi sent such a question online. "Try it on the other side." "It is recommended to reincarnate again." "To lose weight, run ten kilometers every day, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups." Looking at these comments, which were either pertinent or mocking, Li Youzhi took the first step to change. Several years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about the title of "the most responsible fan on the Internet", the fans were on the verge of tears. "In the beginning, we just wanted to be fun people and make fools laugh. Who would have thought that he would actually implement all those outrageous suggestions, or even make them even more outrageous!?" Facing the praise from fans, Li Youzhi expressed modestly; "I actually don't have any merits. To be able to achieve what I am today is because I just listen to advice!"

Yang Yiyun, a mortal at the bottom layer, occasionally obtained the Supreme Treasure Universe Pot, and was inherited from the wild immortals. Since then, he has stepped into the path of cultivation. Medical skills, martial arts, and immortal methods have blossomed. The story of becoming a god.

[Crossing a book + 1V1 + Single female lead + Campus romance + Dog food + Funny + Sand sculpture in the early stage + Daily love in the later stage + Sprinkle sugar + Many CPs + Sweet and good-looking] Liu Muye, the author of the failed campus romance novel, finished his last book and decided to go to the factory to fix screws tomorrow. But he accidentally traveled to the book he wrote and became the son of the school director. He was entrusted with the important task of "saving the tragic ending of the vicious female supporting role", otherwise he would not be able to return to the real world! Liu Muye: "Ah! You said, if I can't save the vicious female supporting role, I can't go back?" But! Compared with saving the vicious female supporting role, Liu Muye suddenly discovered something more important. "Wait, what do you think I am now? You said I am the chairman's son?" "Then I am very rich and can walk sideways in this world?" "Then why should I save the vicious female supporting role? I'm going to take off!" ... After a while... Liu Muye realized that something was wrong. "Hey, how come you, a domineering CEO, have become a rebellious teenager?" "That's not right. How come you, a cool and innocent heroine, have become a rebellious girl?" "And you, a vicious female supporting role, why do you keep pestering me to date you every day!" "Is this reasonable? It's not reasonable at all!"

After traveling to Tokyo, Japan, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts the game by obtaining a career in life. When he obtains the student career, he says: "No woman in my heart, learn from nature!" When he obtains the chef career, he says: "I don't cook to pick up girls!" When he obtains the writer career, he says: "Novels are novels, reality is reality, and I'm really not a scumbag!" But as he obtains more careers, Kamishiro Hakufeng always feels that something is wrong with this career game. ...... Cold school beauty: You'd better not be! Muggle sister: I don't eat beef! (Smells so good) Genius sickly literary girl: "Love Letter" "Eat Your Pancreas"... So these are all confession novels he wrote to me?

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game. As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players. But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop! As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?" In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview: "Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone). "I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

In the island country, Tokyo Metropolitan Area, the classroom of Class B of Toyonosaki Private High School’s second-year group, as usual, ushered in the roar of students. “My lord priest, my lord priest, let’s explore the campus strange talk together!” “what!!!”

What is Kung Fu? A showcase or a killing technique? Or a scam brewed during the Three Thousand Years Cold War and countless private conflicts among the people? It’s time to put an end to this war. “If you are invincible, what will happen?”

After being rejected by sixteen film crews in succession, Chen Fei sat at the entrance of Hengdian Film and Television City and fell into deep thought. Before coming to Hengdian, the old man once told him that as a stuntman, as long as he has unique skills and dares to fight hard, he will definitely not have to worry about running out of films. But after constantly hitting the wall, he discovered that in this era where looks and connections are valued, the effect of a handsome face and a good father is actually far greater than "having unique skills" and "dare to fight and fight hard" . But what does Chen Fei have? He is handsome, but he doesn’t have a good father! Should he be allowed to imitate those female extras and ask for godfathers everywhere? His path doesn’t “work” either! However, just when he was at the end of his rope, the "Extreme Rehabilitation" system was suddenly activated! (PS: Having unique skills is not a skill, fancy skills are the way to go.) Chen Fei was immediately overjoyed, thinking that his spring had finally arrived! However, just when the system began to issue novice tasks, he was suddenly dumbfounded! [Challenge mission: (Complete Ozaki's eight items), difficulty factor 10 stars, complete the mission to get an SSS-level reward blind box] [Challenge mission: (Bungee jumping in the Great Rift Valley of East Africa), difficulty level 9 stars, complete to get SS-level reward blind box] [Challenge task: (Go to the house of a 300-pound female netizen who has been single for 33 years to do push-ups.) The difficulty level is 8 stars. If you complete it, you will get an S-level reward blind box] 【……】 At this moment, Chen Fei was completely angry! These tasks are just for labor and management to die, right? —— This book is also called "This actor is dying!" ", "It's okay to work hard, but don't torture yourself to death! 》

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world. Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank! Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe… Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

“Mr. Qi Lin, may I ask how you thought about joining the entertainment circle from a sports student?” “Uh, I said that I was there to deliver lunch boxes, do you believe me?”

“What would you choose from the following three things? 1: Diploma of Mizuki University. 2: A well-tested school flower 3: 50 million venture capital. ” … Life is a series of multiple choice questions, however, when Ye Feng found out that each of his options would come true, the story began. … Years later, as the youngest billionaire, Ye Feng said modestly in an interview: “I’m just better at doing multiple-choice questions than others.”