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Zhuke traveled to 1995, and the release of “Toy Story” was imminent, and the Internet era was about to begin. “Harry Potter”, “Pirates of the Caribbean”, “Fast and Furious”, “Avengers” and so on, there is always one you are familiar with. Rebirth Hollywood, to be a dashing traverser.

[Spiritual revival + Lao Liu + funny + memes + single female lead] Spiritual revival, Jiang Bai accidentally came to the fifth mysterious tidal era. Everything he was familiar with passed away over the years. The world has changed, and the things and people have changed. The careers he once fought for have all turned into bubbles, and the past cannot be recalled. In this chaotic and dark era, order has long collapsed, civilization no longer exists, and the shadow of death hangs over everyone's head. In addition to surviving, Jiang Bai has another task to complete: "Task number: 002." "Task code: Cicada." "Task content: Save all mankind." "Task executor: Jiang Bai." "Task in progress..."

Lin Mo traveled through time, and was also bound to a [Talent Anchor System]. As long as the popularity is higher, it can be exchanged for various talents. With this system in hand, Lin Mo started the live broadcast as a [teaching anchor]. It's just that he found that his water friend seemed a little "dangerous". I taught the water friends to draw by myself, and after seeing his extraordinary painting skills, the water friends sent out bullet screens one by one. "Anchor, you are so awesome, can you teach us how to draw US dollars?" For the effect of the program, Lin Mo began to teach everyone how to draw US dollars on the spot. It's just that after the painting was finished, the fans started to revel. "Boss Lin, I want to do it with you." "Mr. Lin, I know where there is color-changing ink. When do you think I will be included in the gang?" "What gang? We are a company, Mr. Lin. I'm in printing and have ten years of work experience." "Mr. Lin, I was short-sighted before, and my dog's eyes looked down on people. I beg you to bring me one!" ... Looking at the words of the water friends, when Lin Mo was about to say something, a burst of news made him completely confused. "Internet Police No. 300174 has followed you!" "Internet Police No. 25447 has followed you!!" ...

“Mr. Qi Lin, may I ask how you thought about joining the entertainment circle from a sports student?” “Uh, I said that I was there to deliver lunch boxes, do you believe me?”

The live broadcast [Random Career Challenge] reality show became popular all over the Internet. The host Shu Ruochu looks for random passers-by, and after asking for their consent, he follows the passers-by and takes on a whole-day passer-by career challenge. In the new episode of the program, Shu Ruochu met Zhao Ming, who participated in the exercise and played the role of a bank robber. Zhao Ming: "I do at least one million for each order. Although the risk is high, the income is extremely considerable!" Just when the entire network thought Zhao Ming was bragging, he accepted Shu Ruochu's request for a professional challenge. When Shu Ruochu followed Zhao Ming to the bank, she noticed something was wrong. I saw Zhao Ming taking the hood from his backpack and putting it on in full view of everyone. Shu Ruochu: "I'm just recording a show, what do you mean by wearing a hood?"

Recently, our newspaper interviewed people who are known as the income ceiling of online articles, the king of new media, the online article writer who understands readers best, the revolutionary who leads the new online article era, the top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, the top ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the 21st Century Chinese Pu Jie is the first person to export Chinese culture. "How do you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?" In this regard, Pu Jie has trouble saying, I almost cried in front of the camera, "I'm really not the kind of person you think" "In the beginning, I just planned to buy a book." "Please don't read my books anymore, I will starve to death if I make more money..." "What are you doing!? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!" The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said: "Look, the ability of excellent online writers to write stories always exceeds our expectations."

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

When artists no longer rely on carefully polished works to speak for themselves, when traffic packaged in lies becomes popular, when capital tries to use assembly lines to copy garbage and feed it to the audience... Entertainment dies in prosperity. Su Zhe traveled to a parallel world and became a stubborn idol who stuck to his heart but was hacked to the point of withdrawing from the industry. He first made an extreme comeback on the desert island survival variety show, and then—— Music variety, outdoor variety, slow variety; folk songs, pop, rock; modern drama, ancient puppets; kung fu, superhero;... Variety shows, songs and movies, all three paths, he must rely on his works to become a superstar! Attention, viewers, when Su Zhe comes, there will be peace in the circle, and Qingtian is coming! Also known as "Global Superstar Live Broadcast on a Desert Island". Note 1: This is a new book for a newbie, and without any reader base, the retention rate for the first ten chapters of Big Data is over 80%. It is worth reading, and you won’t be disappointed 80% of the time. Note 2: Don’t complain about the title of the book, I was deceived by others.

Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system. Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate. Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded. Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing. Good news: I have just two words! The concert begins. Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage? The end of the concert. Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing. Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! ! After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm. ——He chose to have five children with his partner! [Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】

【KPL e-sports as the main + live broadcast as the auxiliary + AG + Dihuawen + rebirth without system + the chosen one + fun and funny】 Lin Jue was reborn in a parallel world and found himself as a substitute side player of AG. The original owner was gifted in games. He reached the top at the age of 14, and was recruited into the AG youth training at the age of 16. Now he is 18 years old and is in the prime of his youth. But Lin Jue was horrified to find that although he inherited his memory, in terms of game operation, Lin Jue was still the ordinary player with ten thousand stars before his rebirth. The only skill that can be called a unique skill is the 0.4w battle against Lu Bu with a win rate of 48 in 800 games. So, when Coach Bao tried to put the pressure on Lin Jue and let him play to save the team from the water and fire. Lin Jue wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart: Coach, although I am a reborn, I don’t even have a system. How can you bear to let me go on the field and be beaten by those big guys? However, after really stepping onto the KPL stage, Lin Jue was shocked to find that he was the chosen one! From then on, the legend of Lin Jue began... Xiaoluo: "Didn't this kid bring 100 sources of trouble at the beginning? How come every hit was a critical hit!" Jiucheng: "What kind of fancy moves does Jueji have? Why can't my Baili Shouyi hit him?" fly: "This new guy is too outrageous. What top-level prediction? I have reached the fourth floor, but he is actually on the fifth floor? Is it possible that he is actually on the first floor? No, no, no, don't tell me that Jueji is on the first floor. I absolutely don't believe it!" ...

He was born again. This is not terrible. It is not terrible to cross the world where mutant bugs run around. The point is … he regenerated a panda, and also obtained a moe selling system. A panda’s heart collapsed, and his life was gone. He obviously broke the table, but he had to upgrade by selling moe! People all over the world are excited! The marshal’s companion beast’s combat effectiveness is invincible, and all the peculiar mutated insects will be killed by one claw! What’s more … it’s so cute. The rumor said that the panda was holding the Grand Marshal’s leg slowly and slowly, and showed the Marshal with the barely visible wound on his paw, grieving, “It hurts, I’m injured.” 【Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host selling moe, get three points selling moe value. 】 The Field Marshal is expressionless, and a panda that can blow a group of insects with a single punch can do nothing good. Who knows that the panda looked up and asked with poor eyes, what taste does bamboo have today?