Chapter 384 It’s Zhou Min
"Depend on!"
A sledgehammer, a yellow snake, and a group of stinging snakes are about to rush over to save people at a glance.
Then--
Jiang Ningning stopped him.
Looking at the girl who was about twenty-seven or eighty-year-old lying on the ground, looking at her desperate and pleading eyes, Jiang Ningning raised her fingers.
Just pick up your phone.
Don't panic when something happens, let me take a photo first.
Click!
Finished.
Don’t panic when something happens, let me call 120!
Toot toot.
Dial.
"Hello, is this 120? Suddenly a girl with blood all over my body came in here. She shouted to me for help. I was so scared. Come and save me!"
The girl lying on the ground covered in blood and waiting to be rescued: ...Huh?
The operator looked at the area where the phone was locked:...
He pursed his lips, then pursed his lips again. Even though it was against the rules, he couldn't hold it back.
"Hello, my positioning system here shows that you are in the center of Yonghe Street, and I hear your voice is familiar, so...are you Jiang Ningning, the owner of Jiang's Funeral Shop?"
Jiang Ningning:......
Is this even taking off the vest?
"Yes, it's me. She is covered in blood and her breathing is rapid. I dare not touch her. I'm afraid. Come on! She may be dying."
The operator patiently asked about the situation at the scene, "So, was she beaten by you?"
Jiang Ningning almost shouted.
"Why should I hit her! I was making paper in my shop. She suddenly came in, opened my door and fell to the ground. She was covered in blood. I had taken a photo to prove it and there was a camera in my shop. I could just point my finger. I didn’t touch her, she’s breathing rapidly now, her face is ugly, and her eyes are a little distracted with shock, please come quickly.”
operator:……
"Okay, let's dispatch a nearby ambulance. What part of her body is injured?"
Jiang Ningning squinted her eyes and looked at the girl, "I was too scared. I didn't dare to step forward. I don't know where she was injured. Anyway, she was covered in blood."
operator:……
How scared you are!
The 120 call was hung up.
Jiang Ningning quickly dialed another number.
"Hey, is this the police? I want to call the police. Suddenly a bloody woman came into my store. I suspect she was assassinated. It's too scary. Come here quickly."
"What are you afraid of?" A low and familiar voice came from the phone, with huge shock in it.
Jiang Ningning blurted out in disbelief, "Brother Angkor? Why did you become an operator?"
She, Brother Wu, had a nonchalant look on her face, "It's really you! I didn't know you were so scared when I wasn't an operator! Wait, I'll send someone over to take a look. If you have nothing to do, read more and don't call the police!"
Click!
The phone was hung up.
Jiang Ningning:......
He blinked and looked at the girl on the ground, "I helped you call the police and 120. You don't have to thank me too much. This is what good citizens should do."
Girl on the ground:...
In less than three minutes, I was pulled away by 120.
The innate peacock was ordered by Heaven to disguise himself as a pitiful person, trying to sneak into Jiang Ningning's funeral shop, and successfully penetrated into Jiang Ningning's gang, hoping to capture Jiang Ningning in one fell swoop.
To this end, he made detailed arrangements in advance.
First, I fell in love with a girl named Zhou Min.
Then the whole family of Zhou Min was extremely miserable.
After everything was arranged, he stabbed himself and collapsed in Jiang Ningning's funeral shop.
result.
That's it?
Then what has he arranged for so long in advance? Is he lonely?
Lying in the hospital ward, looking at the pale walls, the congenital peacock roared angrily.
Then--
The nurse gave me a shot of sedation, and I rolled my eyes and fell asleep.
Funeral shop.
The girl covered in blood was pulled away, and Huang Huang Sledgehammer immediately cleaned up and wiped away the blood on the ground.
I also bought some mugwort leaves and smoked them to get rid of bad luck.
Everyone in Jiang Ningning felt numb.
You are not afraid of getting rid of yourselves either.
"Why didn't Ning Ning save her just now? Did you see that she was evil?" Sledgehammer asked Jiang Ning Ning while waving mugwort leaves to remove bad luck.
Snake put down the beloved yellow book in his hand and cast a curious look. After all, he didn't see anything evil.
Jiang Ningning said: "The evil ones didn't notice it, but when they encounter this kind of people, they generally don't dare to save them. Isn't it better to call 120 to report the police and leave the professional issues to professionals? I don't know cardiopulmonary skills. Resuscitation will not stop the bleeding and will not treat the patient."
Huang Huang:……
snake:……
Sledgehammer:…
Thorn Tuan:......
It sounds like it's true.
Jiang Ningning smiled and said nothing more. She turned around and put away the rosewood box on the counter that she couldn't figure out, and simply started the live broadcast.
"Good afternoon, my dears!"
[Xiabo Dog, good noon! 】
[Where are you going to smash it? 】
[It is said that the variety show Ning Ning filmed last time will start filming the second episode. Has Ning Ning received the invitation? 】
[Su Qing, Qi Yang, and Zhang Kai all posted on Weibo. It’s still the original recipe. Director Wang also posted on Weibo. I beg Ning Ning to go too. 】
[Same please. 】
Jiang Ningning glanced at the barrage twice, and was busy with a piece of paper in her hand. She smiled and said, "Let this happen as it happens. After all, I am an amateur. Besides, which program team can stand up to me and invite me?" Go, in case another one collapses."
[Fuck, the memory of death attacks me, and I think of Xie Ran and Xie Kun again, so disgusting! 】
[It can’t be such a coincidence. You can’t just go and collapse once. 】
[I still want Ning Ning to go. 】
Just as Jiang Ningning was about to give everyone her own piece of paper, a familiar voice suddenly came from the door.
"Jiang Ningning!"
Jiang Ningning turned her head following the voice and saw director Wang Mingliang standing there with a beaming face.
Unfortunately~
The sledgehammer holds mugwort leaves in his hand and is swinging it.
The Sledgehammer is a stealth sledgehammer.
But Aiye is the real Aiye!
Seeing a piece of mugwort flying through the air towards Wang Mingliang's face at a speed that couldn't be stopped, Jiang Ningning slapped the table, "Look, a plane!"
【? ? ? 】
【WTF? 】
【how old are you? 】
Wang Mingliang felt as if a branch was passing by in front of his eyes. He couldn't see it clearly, so he subconsciously looked out in the direction Jiang Ningning pointed.
There was not even a cloud in the clear sky.
There are no planes either.
Jiang Ningning winked and asked Sledgehammer to take the bundle of mugwort away.
Wang Mingliang turned around and asked, "What plane?"
Jiang Ningning immediately smiled and said, "I'm dazzled. Why is Director Wang here? Do you need anything? My old friend is giving you a discount."
Director Wang:......
"My family is healthy, so I don't need to be so polite. Thank you!" After thanking you, I felt it was a bit inadequate, so I added, "Thank you for your whole family's gratitude."
Jiang Ningning:......
Director Wang stepped forward as he spoke and glanced at Jiang Ningning's mobile phone, "Where's the live broadcast? I have something to do with you, and it shouldn't affect your live broadcast. We are about to shoot the second episode of our variety show. Are you willing to come?"
【willing! willing! willing! 】
【Promise him! Promise him! Promise him! 】
【agree! agree! agree! 】
Jiang Ningning looked at these idiots and smiled, then said to Director Wang, "Who are they?"
Wang Mingliang smiled and said: "It's still the same group as last time, but instead of Xie Ran, it's Zhou Min. Do you know Zhou Min?"