Chapter 318: If You Can Do It, Try Not to B*tch

Chapter 318: If you can do it, try not to BB

It’s the sweltering heat of August. There are white clouds in the blue sky, the golden sun is shining with scorching sunshine, and the black asphalt road looks distorted by the steam.

Patchouli stretched out her white and delicate fingers beside the stone in the easternmost part of Haiming City, and carved magic lines on it. The complex golden lines appeared and gradually disappeared into the stone tablet.

"Huh~~ I completed the first one... When I think about the forty-eight nodes left, I want to die on the spot."

Patchouli wailed.

"Uh...who taught you this?" Patchouli didn't seem like someone who would say such a thing.

"Hey, is this what you care about?" The witch rolled her eyes at Ye You dissatisfied.

"In my impression, you should be more intellectual and elegant." Ye You said with a smile.

"Intellectual and elegant...well, it does suit me." Patchouli nodded without humility.

Ye You admired Patchouli's frank acceptance and asked, "If it's so hard, why don't you come here at night to set up the barrier?"

"No. A wide-area magic circle like this that covers an entire city depends on the right time and place. The main factor is the sun, so it is best to arrange it when the sun is shining brightly."

Did she just say 'best'? That is, even at night. But even so, Patchouli still chose to come out at the hottest time. According to what Shamal said, Patchouli was really worried about Hayate.

"Are you concerned about Hayate?"

"Because she was a magical girl. It was a very rare specimen. It would be a pity to die like this."

Ye You just smiled and shook his head at her harsh words.

People in Gensokyo seem to have one characteristic: they always like to make lame excuses when helping others. To put it simply, it’s just tiring.

Under the steaming heat, Patchouli's smooth and white forehead exuded crystal drops of water. The purple tulle clung tightly to her body, and her graceful outline was vaguely visible. The hem of the skirt reaches below the knees, and no stockings are worn. The smooth calves are straight and well-proportioned. The skin is so smooth and transparent that it reflects a faint white light. The delicate white insteps are looming in the hollow sandals.

The witch held the book, her straight purple hair pouring down from her slim back. When she turned around, there were a few purple threads stuck to her white cheeks, "Let's go, let's go to the next node."

After walking about ten kilometers, the second node was arranged, and Patchouli sat on a bench under the shade of a tree to rest.

"I'll go buy you a box of ice cream."

"Um."

Ye You just remembered that there was a mobile truck at the corner, which was for buying ice cream. Arriving in front of the car, Ye You thought that he should go to Naiye's father to borrow a car tomorrow. Although I can't open it, I can learn it in one night. As for the driver's license...never mind it, just know how to get it.

When Ye You came back with ice cream, he saw three teenagers with strange hairstyles surrounding Patchouli. One had dyed blond hair, ears full of earrings, a very strong man in the middle, tight muscles wearing a black vest, and a tattoo on his left arm, which looked scary. The last one is the airplane head that is very common even in shounen comics nowadays, with his hands in his trouser pockets.

There were three or two motorcycles parked next to them, with helmets and baseball bats on them.

"Hey, this beauty, isn't she lonely here alone?"

"Come play with us. It will be great to take you for a ride."

"Don't be so cold."

Patchouli turned the pages of the book, and a faint voice sounded: "There are still three seconds."

"??"

"Three seconds? What three seconds?"

"We don't want to use force, but if you don't cooperate...hehe."

Ye You grinned while holding the ice cream, she actually encountered such a thing... It is said that forcibly pulling a female student in broad daylight does exist.

Ye You had never encountered it before, nor heard that anyone around her had encountered it. She always thought it was just an exaggerated expression in anime.

He sighed, and in a blink of an eye, Ye You appeared behind the plane head, pinched his wrist that was about to reach towards Patchouli, and then gently moved up.

There was a click.

The sound of bone cracking that made people feel sour came. It seemed that the pain nerves had not yet reacted. Then the plane's head levitated as if it had escaped gravity, turned around in the air, and then hit the ground heavily on its back.

"Ah——" Then a miserable howl sounded.

Before the remaining two people could react, they felt their eyes go dark. They hurriedly opened their eyes to confirm something, but found that their field of vision seemed to have rotated ninety degrees, and the person was flying in the air. There was a huge force coming from the abdomen, and the person looked like a basketball. It flew out and hit the motorcycle parked in the park, making a crackling sound.

The muscular man in the vest was okay, his head was just placed on the cushion of the seat, but he was knocked unconscious after falling. Huang Mao's mouth hit the protruding steel of the motorcycle, breaking his front teeth, and his saliva flowed out along with the blood. Covering his mouth, the sharp stinging sensation continued to stimulate his tear ducts.

"Here." Ye You smiled and handed the ice cream to Patchouli.

The witch took it, stretched out the pink stone and gently licked it, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be very neat in your actions."

Ye You made a victory gesture towards her: "For this kind of person, if you can take action, try not to be a bastard."

"Let's go to the next node."

The figures of a man and a woman faded away under the scorching sun, leaving only three painful figures on the hot concrete floor, gasping for breath slowly and moaning loudly and softly.

I walked a total of more than 20 kilometers this day and deployed three wide-area magic array nodes.

In the evening, when I came to Naye's house, Feite was also there.

"Coach, I want to learn to drive." Ye You explained his purpose to Takamachi Shirou.

There is no need to be suspicious, Takamachi Shirou, who walked through the hail of bullets, definitely has driving skills comparable to the masters of Akinayama. No, Akinayama is just a competition, and Takamachi Shirou is playing in the heartbeat of life and death, and his driving skills should be even better.

"Hey, you can, but you have to tell me first where you learned this skill."

"I said I taught myself, do you believe it?"

Takamachi Shirou shook his head like a rattle, and spread his hands: "Then there's nothing to talk about?"

"Why..." Ye You looked at the sky sadly: "Why is it that no one believes me when I tell the truth?"

"I believe!"

Naye ran out with her little hands raised. Feite wriggled his lower lip, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't speak, and just followed Naye and stood beside Ye You.

"Dad, don't bully the master!"

"Me? Bullying him?" Takamachi's father felt aggrieved.

"Forget it, I'll teach you. But minors can't take the driver's license test. Even if you learn it, you still have to wait a few years."

Ye You smiled: "Did you have a driver's license when you first drove?"

Huh? ?

Hey hey hey!

This kid has a future.

Takamachi's father looked at Ye You with eyes as if he had found a close friend.