Chapter 701: Narrow Victory over Monkey Fist

What kind of martial arts is Monkey Fist?

This is a very "dirty" martial arts, with no martial ethics at all. They will do anything to win. There is nothing they can't do.

The thick phlegm that is flying towards Su Yi is nothing. According to Zheng Shan'ao, he saw a Monkey Fist practitioner compete with others on the stage. At the beginning of the competition, he opened a bag and threw shit on the opponent!

You read it right, it's shit!

It's not the kind of shit you understand, that is, the ordinary fresh kind, that is, poop, feces, feces, shit!

It's not the kind of dry shit that has a shape, but the liquid shit similar to liquid food.

Let's not talk about anything else, just say that this Monkey Fist master collected liquid shit for the competition, and then kept carrying the shit on his body... If you experience it, you will know how evil this school of martial arts is.

But think about it, it makes sense. Monkey Fist, isn't it normal for a monkey to throw shit at people?

Su Yi should thank Chen Dasheng for not throwing shit at him, but just spitting.

Then why did Su Yi want to compete with Chen Dasheng even though he knew that Monkey Fist was dirty?

Because this martial art has real skills, playing dirty is just its appearance. If you really think that this martial art is just a fight between a shrew and a gangster, then you are wrong.

Even if you don't use dirty tricks, the moves and routines of Monkey Fist itself are quite desirable. Only with its dirty tricks can this martial art exert its greatest power.

For example, now-

A mouthful of thick sputum flies over, and the normal reaction of a normal person must be to hide, afraid to avoid it.

This thing can't be blocked or defended, you can only hide.

In fact, it's okay not to hide, as long as you don't mind the dirtiness, it is the best way to crack this martial art.

But most people can't help but hide.

In this respect, Su Yi is also an ordinary person.

The moment the thick sputum flew over, he jumped to the side as if there were springs under his feet.

Chen Dasheng had already pounced at the moment of spitting. Seeing Su Yi dodge to the left, he almost changed direction with Su Yi, with extremely fast speed and extremely agile body.

Su Yi's feet were not stable, and his attack arrived.

Chen Dasheng stretched out his five fingers and grabbed Su Yi's face.

Grab the face!

Except for the Monkey Fist, no other martial arts has such a move that is not very harmful but extremely insulting.

Although this move is as fast as a ghost, it does not pose a threat to Su Yi. Su Yi blocked it with his left arm and then counterattacked.

"Huh——" Chen Dasheng's throat moved again.

Hearing this sound, Su Yi was horrified and immediately gave up the attack and flew back.

"Tut!"

Almost as soon as he left, a mouthful of thick phlegm flew past where he was standing originally. It was extremely thrilling.

"Hiss——"

Chen Dasheng made a sound again.

This sound was not from his mouth, but from his nose!

He blew his nose, then quickly grabbed it in his left hand and rushed towards Su Yi again.

"Fuck..."

Su Yi's scalp was numb, and he turned around and ran without thinking.

If this guy had a handful of snot on his face, he would have wanted to die.

"Yo yo yo..." Chen Dasheng made a monkey-like scream, his eyes wide open, and chased him relentlessly.

One of them chased and the other fled, running around the ring.

It was the first time that Su Yi fled in panic on the ring.

The audience below had already laughed like crazy, and this kind of joyful scene was definitely worth seeing.

Su Yi couldn't keep running away. Chen Dasheng kept holding his snot in his hand. As long as Su Yi wanted to win, he had to go back and face it.

And running away itself was also a strategy of Su Yi. As a man who dared to shit in his crotch, he was not so hypocritical that he couldn't stand a handful of snot.

It was really disgusting, but it was okay to bite the bullet.

The ring was so small, Chen Dasheng blocked the way, and seeing that Su Yi had nowhere to hide, Su Yi suddenly stopped and turned around, and kicked Chen Dasheng in the face!

This kick was abrupt, tricky and fast, and if it was an ordinary person, nine out of ten would be hit, because it was too sudden, and no one could have expected that Su Yi would suddenly stop and turn around and kick him at high speed.

Chen Dasheng was chasing him closely, and almost sent his face to Su Yi to kick, and he couldn't stop at all.

In the MMA arena, leg skills are the shortcomings of all boxers. Even the best players in leg skills will not have many opportunities to use them in actual competitions, because they are afraid of being hugged and thrown.

So whenever you use your legs, you basically sweep and kick low. Those who dare to use high sweeps, side kicks or whip kicks can be classified as skilled and bold.

Whenever you use your legs, the first pursuit is always speed.

Because he couldn't be slow, or he would be caught and thrown.

Su Yi's high side sweep can be regarded as one of his few unique leg skills. This is a Siamese boxing kick, which is sharp, concise, tricky, and very fast and accurate.

As soon as Su Yi kicked, anyone who knew the goods broke into a cold sweat for Chen Dasheng.

Chen Dasheng himself was also shocked, but he couldn't stop because of inertia.

Seeing that he was about to be kicked by Su Yi, Chen Dasheng leaned to the right at the critical moment, and swung his hands to the left, barely blocking Su Yi's leg.

Under the huge force, Chen Dasheng turned his feet and kicked, and his body immediately flew into the air, flying in the direction of Su Yi's sweep.

This tricky high sweep was broken by him!

Don't underestimate Chen Dasheng's two moves just now. Most people can't react to them, and they can't do such flexible moves.

These two moves are not random. The first one is the tickling trick in the monkey fist, and the second one is the body movement of picking peaches in the air.

Someone asked, just jumping in the air, but not picking peaches.

Don't worry, it will be picked soon, right?

In mid-air, Chen Dasheng grabbed Su Yi's legs with one hand, and with the other hand, he secretly dug under Su Yi's legs-

This move was extremely vulgar and obscure, and even gods couldn't defend it!

Su Yi didn't even see it.

Who would have thought that Chen Dasheng would be kicked away, and he still had time to pick peaches?

He was picked right away!

"... Ouch!"

The iron man couldn't help but let out a howl of fear and pain.

Su Yi retracted his legs and staggered back to get rid of it, which saved the two peaches, so that the peaches didn't die.

But it hurts.

It really hurts, and Su Yi's face wrinkled into a ball. He held his legs together, hunched his waist, covered his crotch, and gasped.

On the other side, Chen Dasheng rolled on the ground flexibly, screaming "Yo Yo Yo" and rushed towards Su Yi again.

This round, Su Yi suffered a loss. Not only did he not kick the opponent, but he was also picked. The key is that the snot was also wiped on his legs.

"Ma Ge Dan!" Su Yi's calm mood was broken. He got angry and rushed directly to Chen Dasheng.

"He's anxious!"

Chen Dasheng saw the change in Su Yi's mood at a glance, and his heart was immediately happy!

Monkey boxing pays attention to psychological games when fighting against the enemy. Generally, there are three strategies-disgusting the opponent, scaring the opponent, and angering the opponent.

Seeing that the opponent was angry, Chen Dasheng decided to add fuel to the fire.

At the same time, he became more cautious in his heart, because he knew that Su Yi was not easy to deal with.

The two sides soon came to blows, and Chen Dasheng, as usual, "cleared the way" with a mouthful of thick phlegm, and went straight to Su Yi's face.

No matter how angry Su Yi was, he had to dodge this time. If he was spitted with thick phlegm on his face, he would not want this face anymore.

But this dodge, Chen Dasheng took the initiative again.

The golden monkey stretched out his claws and poked Su Yi's eyes.

Su Yi dodged by diving and followed by a left hook.

Chen Dasheng used the old move to change his move immediately, changing the poke to a slap, and at the same time, the whole body turned sideways and rushed into Su Yi's arms.

Bang!

Su Yi punched Chen Dasheng hard on the right back of his waist. The latter groaned and squeezed into Su Yi's arms, reaching out to grab Su Yi's crotch.

It's the monkey picking peaches again.

This time he not only wants to pick peaches, but also take away the branches.

But how can Su Yi suffer the same loss twice?

And he also underestimated the strength of Su Yi's punch just now.

The sharp pain in his waist spread all over his body in an instant, causing him to lose strength and slow down his movements.

Immediately afterwards, his hand that was picking peaches was grabbed by Su Yi.

At this time, Chen Dasheng's other hand was also dishonest. He grabbed the left head of Su Yi's chest and twisted it hard...

Su Yi was immediately extremely sore.

Bang!

The next moment, Su Yi threw Chen Dasheng to the ground with a clean and neat hug.

Chen Dasheng really shouldn't have gotten close to Su Yi!

He was thrown to the ground and lay flat on his limbs. He didn't react for a long time.

Su Yi wanted to go forward and punch, but he held back.

After all, this is not an MMA arena. If you chase and hit your opponent after he falls to the ground, it will make people feel that you are narrow-minded and unforgiving.

He rubbed the peach with one hand and rubbed the left NeiNei with the other hand, sucking in the cold air, and staring at Chen Dasheng with some annoyance.

Although he knew he shouldn't be irritated, he wasn't a Buddha made of clay. How could he not feel anything when being molested like this?

"Hahaha..."

The audience below laughed like crazy. Although the embarrassed Geng Liangchen on the stage had stepped down from the altar, he made them feel more intimate.

Chen Dasheng got up, but he looked very painful. He covered his right lower back, turned his waist sluggishly, gritted his teeth and frowned.

"Can you still fight?" the referee asked him.

Chen Dasheng looked at Su Yi, somewhat unwilling. After thinking about it, he gritted his teeth and nodded fiercely, moving his waist and slowly approaching Su Yi.

The referee hurriedly stepped aside when he saw this, and the fight that had been briefly interrupted began again.

This time Su Yi took the initiative to move forward and used the "Holding the Moon in the Arms" in the Sixty-four Hands to block Chen Dasheng's dodging space, forcing him to either retreat or face him head-on.

"Wow, Lululu!" Chen Dasheng suddenly burst into a huge weird cry,,.

At the same time, he also made a very ferocious expression——╭┗|'O′|┛＞

! ! !

To be honest, seeing this happening face to face, Su Yi was really scared.

Especially the shout, which made Su Yi's eardrums hurt.

Su Yi's movements and reactions were immediately affected, and Chen Dasheng took the opportunity to roll down and pass through the crotch, and before passing, he did not forget to use the trick of raising the monkey stick.

Just this trick of passing through the crotch, who among all the martial artists can do it?

Even if he has this skill, he doesn't have the face to do it!

Not to mention, he can just pass through the crotch, but he didn't forget to use the trick of raising the monkey stick to insult people.

What is the monkey stick?

Children often play this, with the index finger and middle finger together and vertical, and poke people in the eyes.

This thing is also called the sky-high fire.

Su Yi was traumatized by Chen Dasheng. When he didn't see Chen Dasheng in front of him, he subconsciously tightened his anus and quickly covered his crotch, so he narrowly escaped.

Otherwise, his old hemorrhoids would probably break.

Of course, this is a joke. As a future movie star, how could Su Yi have hemorrhoids?

But after escaping the disaster, Su Yi was still afraid, and his anger was still rising.

Sometimes you know that others are deliberately irritating you, and you know that you should be calm, but you are still very angry.

Su Yi turned and rushed towards Chen Dasheng. He didn't want to give Chen Dasheng any chance. This time he accepted being spit on the face, as long as he could defeat his opponent!

But he didn't know that Chen Dasheng didn't play with him after he risked his life.

Chen Dasheng was really like a monkey, fighting guerrilla warfare with him on the ring.

He rushed around like a monkey, making ugly and harsh sounds of "squeak, yoyo" from his mouth, running around, making Su Yi tired of chasing him, but he couldn't get close to him at all.

The most annoying thing is that he winked at Su Yi from time to time and made provocative gestures.

Su Yi got a little closer, and he spit and blew his nose. The most disgusting thing was that he stuck his butt out and let out a big stinky fart.

It smelled like stinky radish...

Su Yi retched twice on the spot and almost vomited out the overnight meal.

It had been a long time since Su Yi hated someone so much.

But the more Su Yi wanted to catch Chen Dasheng, the more flexible the latter became, so that Su Yi couldn't even touch his hair.

Fortunately, Su Yi also had a way. He stepped on the mud-wading step of Baguazhang and slowly compressed Chen Dasheng's range of movement, finally forcing the latter into a corner where he could not hide.

Chen Dasheng seemed to be forced into a desperate situation. He looked fierce, bared his teeth and screamed loudly, and suddenly ran wildly, jumping high and rushing towards Su Yi.

Opportunity!

Su Yi's eyes lit up and he immediately went to meet him. This time, he would never give Chen Dasheng a chance to escape.

He wanted to decide the outcome in one round and end this disgusting fight.

Chen Dasheng and Su Yi stretched their arms towards each other's faces almost at the same time, the former with claws and the latter with fists.

In terms of speed and power, Su Yi was still better, and Chen Dasheng was a little slower.

This was enough to be fatal!

Seeing that Su Yi's punch was about to hit Chen Dasheng, Chen Dasheng suddenly turned sideways magically and climbed up Su Yi's arm to Su Yi's body!

It is difficult to describe this scene in words, but Chen Dasheng did climb up Su Yi's arm!

This is the ultimate move of Monkey Fist, the ultimate move at the bottom of the box, called "Spiritual Monkey Climbing".

The name is simple, but if you want to practice it, you can't achieve it without ten years of hard work!

How can an adult climb along someone else's arm?

But Chen Dasheng did it, and at a very fast speed!

Soon Chen Dasheng climbed on top of Su Yi, twisting his legs around Su Yi's arms and lying on his head.

At this moment, Su Yi's hair stood on end, sensing a fatal crisis.

He almost subconsciously used a method to get rid of the holding technique, fell to the ground and rolled to get rid of Chen Dasheng, then took advantage of the situation to do a cross-knee lock, and directly broke Chen Dasheng's left leg.

Crack!

"Ah..."

A scream resounded throughout the venue.