Chapter 1055 Sorry for Disturbing You

Chen Meijia has always been worried about Su Yi spanking Spider-Man. She feels that Su Yi living in a love apartment is just a mouse that ruined the pot of soup.

Su Yi saw this, but didn't care.

Soon, the Epad that Chen Meijia talked about arrived.

Su Yi already knew the plot, but he was still amazed by Epad's appearance.

He looks exactly like Lu Ziqiao, more like twins.

Of course, he is taller than Lu Ziqiao, has dreadlocks all over his head, wears an Arabian mix and match style, and wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses.

But putting aside these elements, just looking at his face, he is Lu Ziqiao.

Everyone was shocked by Epad's appearance, especially Lu Ziqiao himself, who was even more dumbfounded.

"It's like I'm looking into a very tasteless mirror!" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed in shock.

"Ziqiao, are you sure you are the only child in your family? Are you sure you don't have a long-lost brother?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"Hello, my name is Epad, nice to meet you!" Epad said in half-baked Mandarin. He kept looking at Lu Ziqiao in surprise, "You...why do you look so similar to me?"

"You ask me, who should I ask?" Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes and looked at Chen Meijia, "Hey, even if you miss me, there is no need to find a replacement for me, right?

"Ah!" Chen Meijia rolled her eyes, "Are you worthy? I am a well-known painter. What is your identity? If there must be a substitute, it should be you!"

"Painter? These days, anyone can pretend to be a painter. Just two strokes of paint on his face and he dares to say that he is an abstract artist. I even said that I am also a painter!" Lu Ziqiao said disdainfully.

"You? Uh-huh! Has anyone invited you to hold an art exhibition?" Chen Meijia sarcastically said, "Epad is inviting him from all over the world. His next stop is Kuala Lumpur, and he wants me to accompany him. , isn’t it, Epad?”

When saying the last sentence, Chen Meijia gave Aipade a sweet smile.

"Yes!" Epad said hurriedly, "I like Meijia very much, and I hope that Meijia can accompany me on the next journey!"

Chen Meijia said proudly: "Did you hear that, Lu Ziqiao? Epad is a caring and romantic man. The most important thing is that he is not as unreliable as you. He can always give people a sense of security. And this is something you can never do.”

Lu Ziqiao sneered: "Meijia, don't blame me for not reminding you. Men know men better. I admit that I am a playboy. This guy looks so similar to me. Even if he is not a playboy, he must be a synonym for playboy!"

"What is the synonym of playboy?" Hu Yifei elbowed Su Yi.

"Hua Hua vs. Cao Cao, male vs. female, son vs. daughter." Su Yi said, "Would you like to read them together?"

Hu Yifei tried to recite it once, and immediately hit Su Yi hard with her elbow and stepped on Su Yi hard with her foot.

"Don't think that all the men in the world are as mean as you!" Chen Meijia snorted, "Lu Ziqiao, don't you just can't accept that other men are better than you? Don't think that I don't know what you are thinking!"

"Joke!" Lu Ziqiao sneered, "I admit that there are men who are better than me, but Brother Yi is just a little better than me."

"Thank you!" Su Yi gave him a fist.

"You're welcome!" Lu Ziqiao returned the greeting skillfully, and then continued: "But those who are better than me will definitely not include the person in front of me!"

Epad suddenly said: "Mika, your friend doesn't seem to like me very much. I think I'd better leave!"

After that, he turned around and left.

"Epad! Eppad!" Chen Meijia stomped her feet anxiously and hurriedly chased after him.

"Ziqiao, are you serious? Why are you so angry at your new friend?" Hu Yifei said.

"Is it my fault?" Lu Ziqiao also looked unhappy, "I didn't start this war in the first place."

"War? What war?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"Reunion challenge!" Lu Ziqiao said with a solemn expression.

"Uh, why do I not understand it every time you combine two words that I understand?" Guan Guqiji said with a confused expression.

"Did you meet him on the first day?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile, "This guy has created countless challenges in his life, such as the Single Night Challenge, the Master's Killer Challenge, the No Longer Young Challenge... But this reunion challenge, I This is also the first time I’ve heard of it.”

"You... forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you, but Brother Xiao Yi must understand what I mean!" Lu Ziqiao looked at Su Yi.

Everyone's eyes also fell on Su Yi.

"The term "reunion challenge" must have been coined by Lu Ziqiao, but I can indeed guess what he meant." Su Yi said with a smile, "Two enemies who have reunited after a long absence will deliberately compare who has a better life and a better life. While reaping the envy and jealousy of the other person, he satisfies his own vanity and feels that he is overpowering the other person.”

Snap!

Lu Ziqiao clapped her hands excitedly: "That's what I mean! Look, what do I say? Only Brother Xiao Yi understands me! Why doesn't Meijia come back sooner rather than later? Why did she come back just when she got to know this Epad? She is Want to challenge me!”

"Cold chicken? What kind of chicken is this?" Guan Gu asked magically.

"It's not KFC anyway!" Tang Youyou rolled her eyes, "Ziqiao, I wonder if you are overthinking this. I don't think girls are so boring that they would use their life-long affairs to have a temporary battle of emotions."

"That's not certain! Youyou, you don't understand Meijia!" Hu Yifei analyzed, "Meijia is the kind of character who keeps pretending and pretends not to be the same. Look at her, she is always competing with Qiao, and she even brought a A man who is exactly the same as Zi Qiao but is a hundred times better than him comes back and clearly wants to embarrass Zi Qiao. Zi Qiao, I support you this time! Meijia does have ulterior motives!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a dark face: "You can support me, but why do you say that Epad is a hundred times better than me?"

"That's right, Yifei, how can you turn your elbows outward? I won't allow you to belittle my nephew like this!" Tang Youyou said sternly.

"Little aunt, you are still kind to me!" Lu Ziqiao was so moved that she cried.

"How can a hundred times be so exaggerated?" Tang Youyou continued, "Ninety-nine times, there really can't be any more!"

"puff!"

Everyone laughed.

Tang Youyou and Hu Yifei happily high-fived.

"Don't think you can hit me like this!" Lu Ziqiao sneered, "This Epad was clearly found by Meijia in my image. He is basically a copy of me, Lu Ziqiao! Why did she do this? She knew that no other man could To defeat me, she can only find another me and try to defeat me!"

"vomit……"

Everyone vomited together.

"Epad is not a complete copy of you! He combines all the characteristics of you and Guan Gu." Hu Yifei said, "A face full of peach blossoms, plus a sad Chinese pronunciation, plus he is also a painter, he It’s like a fusion of you and Guan Gu!”

Tang Youyou's eyes widened, she took a breath, pointed at Guangu Qi Qi and said, "Could it be that Meijia actually likes you?"

"No, no, no..." Guan Guqingqiu hurriedly wanted to explain, but Lu Ziqiao laughed twice.

"His biggest flaw is that he has the characteristics of Guan Gu. This is where he will never be able to compare with me!" Lu Ziqiao said confidently.

"Nani?" Guan Gu glared magically. He sneered and approached Lu Ziqiao, "I think you will never be able to compare with him!"

"Where?" Lu Ziqiao spread his hands.

Guan Gu Qingqi didn't say anything, he just walked up to Lu Ziqiao, straightened his back, and sneered again and again.

Lu Ziqiao was confused, and Tang Youyou said with a smile: "Guan Gu means that Epad is taller than you."

Lu Ziqiao's expression suddenly changed: "You, you guys..."

Guan Gu magically said proudly: "I tell you, you can quibble with other things, but you can never deny this. It was me who inherited it from him."

Lu Ziqiao was stunned and turned to look at Su Yi: "Brother Yi, help!"

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Su Yi coughed lightly and said, "At least Zi Qiao's guess is correct. The reason why Meijia brought Epad back is indeed to show off her new toy and stimulate Zi Qiao."

"Can Meijia be so boring?" Tang Youyou questioned again.

"It's not boring at all." Su Yi smiled, "Judging from their performances, they should have known each other for a short time, and Meijia should be more proactive."

"Mika is a beauty after all. Although this Epad is a painter, he looks a bit dull and dull. He should be very bad at dealing with women."

"So suddenly a beautiful woman takes the initiative to pursue him, and he will naturally accept it happily. This should be the process of the two of them getting to know each other."

"I just said that Meijia brought Aipade back to the love apartment to show off to Zi Qiao, but it doesn't mean that she doesn't want to have a longer future with Aipade. Showing off to Zi Qiao and staying and flying with Aipade are two different things. The two things are not in conflict with each other.”

These words made everyone think deeply and feel astonished.

Lu Ziqiao was also a little depressed at the moment. He hesitated and asked, "Brother Xiao Yi, do you think Epad and Meijia are a good match?"

bite.

Su Yi nodded and said: "A perfect match."

No one can tell what will happen in the future, but even a fool can tell who is better between Elped and Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao looked a little gloomy, and no one spoke. Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to comfort Lu Ziqiao, but didn't know where to start, so he just sighed and patted him on the shoulder.

Su Yi smiled and continued: "But compared to Epad, I think you and Meijia are a better match."

Lu Ziqiao's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Why?" Tang Youyou asked impatiently.

Su Yi looked at Lu Ziqiao and smiled: "Because she knows your strengths and weaknesses, and you know her depths."

"..."

"Brother Xiao Yi, are you sure you're not driving?" Tang Youyou said with a blushing face.

"Ziqiao and Meijia know each other well and have a good relationship. They are definitely the most suitable couple." Su Yi said seriously, "Ziqiao, I want to give you a piece of advice. Even if you haven't thought about it yet, don't let Meijia follow you." Slipping away."

Lu Ziqiao forced a smile: "She and I... forget it!"

He shook his head and turned to leave.

Lu Ziqiao's departure made the atmosphere a little dull. Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Tell me something happy, everyone, I will become a millionaire soon!"

"Your bonus is coming?" Hu Yifei raised her eyebrows and looked at Su Yi, "Su Xiaoyi, didn't you say that Zeng Xiaoxian will never get the bonus?"

"Correction, I didn't say absolutely." Su Yi said, "I mean, the TV station will definitely do something wrong. It's not that easy for him to get five million."

"Isn't this easy!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile, "Our leader said that my money will arrive tomorrow afternoon!"

"Congratulations!" Everyone was happy for him.

Zeng Xiaoxian said with emotion: "I can succeed and get out of this world full of temptations. In addition to my great wisdom, your support for me is also very important. So, I decided to use this money to help each of you realize a wish!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at everyone expectantly: "Five million! I have five million, everyone, what wish can't be realized with money?"

He stretched out his palm and shouted passionately: "Ke Mao! Everyone, who has thought of it, come and high-five me, first come first served!"

Everyone looked at each other.

The expectation and excitement on Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned into embarrassment, and said: "Hey, you have the heart to let me keep my hand raised?"

"It's so sudden, we have to think about it first, right?" Hu Yifei said.

"I'm going to make instant noodles!" Guan Gu Shenqi stood up and said as he walked out.

"I'm going to get some soy sauce!" Hu Yifei followed and ran away.

"I'm going to drink some water!" Tang Youyou followed closely.

In the end, only Zeng Xiaoxian and Su Yi were left in the living room, looking at each other.

"Why!" Zeng Xiaoxian cried out in disappointment, "I thought everyone would be very surprised, how could this happen!"

Su Yi said: "You used money to hit people so simply and crudely, and the one you hit was your best friend, what do you want them to do? Surround you and flatter you? Praise your nouveau riche behavior and say it's so cool?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and said: "But I just want to share my success and happiness with everyone!"

"Then you have to give everyone time to digest it." Su Yi smiled, "Everyone likes money, but everyone treats you as a friend, not as a sucker, so your sharing is a bit scary to them."

"Then what should I do?" Zeng Xiaoxian said, "I take back my words?"

"You want to give it to someone one moment, and then not the next. Are you kidding?" Su Yi shook his head, "Wait, when they figure out that you are not an evil nouveau riche, and that you are really just sharing your happiness and want to do something for your friends, they will not be polite to you."

"That's good, that's good..." Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief.

He looked at Su Yi with a smile: "Brother Xiaoyi, what about you? What's your wish?"

He patted his chest generously: "Brother, I'm rich now. You've always taken good care of me. Now I can finally repay you. I dare not say that I will make you rich, but I can still do my best to fulfill one of your wishes!"

Su Yi smiled: "Are you richer than me? My bar has a monthly turnover of more than 10 million, and the royalties of my last book are more than 1 million per month. In addition to the copyright fees I sold and other income, the balance in my bank card is almost nine figures. Are you sure you want to use the 5 million you haven't received yet to fulfill one of my wishes?"

(^～^;)ゞ

"Excuse me!" Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and walked away silently.