Chapter 873: The Most Powerful Disruptor Organization in History, and Go Ahead with Your Narcissism, Girl!
Chapter 873: The most powerful disruptor organization in history and narcissism, go away, girl!
It was just getting dark today, and an informal criticism meeting was held at home. The protagonist of the criticism meeting was our clever and cute Lilina, who is 1.09 meters tall. Of course, this is what she calls herself, and the person who presided over the criticism meeting was our wise Shen Wu Kuan. A benevolent head of state - of course, this is what I call myself.
The theme of the denunciation meeting was whether a certain little girl who made irresponsible remarks and appeared in a movie should be punished by being punished with pickles and cakes for a week.
Lilina sat obediently on the pony, lowering her head and counting her toes like a frustrated little daughter-in-law. If she had a handkerchief in her hand, she should be able to go directly to the big screen to play the kind of person she was sold into since she was a child. The hapless little maid from a wealthy family was beaten, scolded and suffered from hunger and cold all day long. But in front of her, my elder sister and I, together with all the parents, formed a semicircle and conducted all-round reformatory education on this carefree little girl.
Seeing that they had nothing to do, several children ran wildly in the living room. Little Bubble held up a bottle of hairspray and drove the nine-tailed fox to the top of the cabinet, while Anweina hugged her with tears in her eyes on the other side of the cabinet. The crow's nest was in the crow's nest, fearing that the fox's big tails would accidentally sweep down his own nest, Huesca found a long bamboo pole and was trying to knock down the crow and the fox together. The magic mirror seized from the frozen continent of God Realm is asking a hundred thousand whys, and the mirror is going crazy.
For the first time, Mercury Lamp did not mess around with a bunch of kids. She was holding her precious yogurt bottle and sitting next to her watching Lilina being trained. She laughed while listening, not realizing that her yogurt had been secretly replaced by Lilina. It became rice soup...
The house is as lively as ever, and Lilina, who is the only one who can't play as wildly as usual, is under great pressure - after consultation with the parents, the number of examinations she has to write will soon exceed the 10,000-word mark.
Moreover, he is very likely to be sentenced to the death penalty of eating pickled vegetables and eating cakes next week. Those who think that Ji Shanshan was defeated by this trick.
In fact, Lilina's mistake was not just a nonsense that caused the Draco to be destroyed by the fleet today. We mainly made a summary of this girl's series of mischief, from the moment she appeared in front of the lunar rover rashly, to She promoted all kinds of fallacies through the website Love Without Borders, and then she deceived and abducted a group of the best experts and scholars on the planet to achieve her own ulterior motives. If this series of actions were known to all mankind, she would be thrown into the international court. She is not allowed to cry for forty or fifty minutes during the shooting. Of course, humans have no right to judge her, and this girl’s series of behaviors are all part of our connivance. But now that the matter is basically over, it is still necessary to educate her.
She must know that she must be responsible if she does similar things in the future, such as the unlucky Draco - in order to prevent humans from discovering that they are in contact with aliens for the first time when they develop super-light observation technology a few hundred years later. Having been fooled, Sandora resolutely ordered that the actual combat training venue of the Revenge Fleet be changed to Draco, and that place should evaporate in more than 20 hours.
Of course, in addition to the many righteous reasons mentioned above, another important reason for criticizing Lilina is that I think it is quite interesting. Do you have any objections to Xianji Boring teasing his own lolita?
"Will you realize your mistake in the future?"
Just like every parent who is good at teasing and laughing, after expounding on the shortcomings of Lilina's escaping behavior, I touched the little girl's head with a smile and said something kindly.
Obviously, despite having a soul like a royal sister, Lilina was still used to the life of pretending to be a lolita. She shook her head subconsciously and hummed on the spot. After three or five seconds, she suddenly woke up and nodded quickly: "I know I was wrong and I won't play like this again."
"What was your main mistake this time?" Qian Qian also tried her best to keep a straight face, pretending to be a good teacher. She began to recall the expression of the person opposite her when she was asked by her class teacher to be disciplined six years ago, and tried her best to She imitated it, regardless of the fact that she was usually a more lethal troublemaker than Lilina - besides, I guess she really didn't know what Lilina's main mistake was, Qianqian was just here to join in the fun.
"You shouldn't make fun of the whole world. You must be responsible for what you have said. The development of civilization cannot be disrupted at will..." Lilina twirled her fingers and repeated one by one what my sister and I had just said to her. Lilina must be educated on these great evil deeds. She is so accustomed to taking everything seriously that she even dares to make fun of the development process of the entire race. This must be taught.
"One more thing," I hit Lilina on the head and pointed at the bottle in Mercury Lamp's hand, "You shouldn't bully Little Lamp. What did you pour into her bottle?"
After the words fell, Mercury Lamp finally realized that there was something wrong with the taste in his mouth, and immediately threw the bottle and rushed over to fight with Lilina.
The criticism meeting couldn't start here. I clapped my hands and stood up, ready to rescue Yakumo Lan, who was already being beaten up by Little Bubble. Lin Xue suddenly poked my arm and whispered: " Don’t think too much, it’s a good thing for mankind.”
"I know it's always good to make progress, but Lilina's character needs to be hammered away." I glanced at the person riding on the back of the mercury lamp with a headache, and used a brass key to wind the latter with all my strength, attracting the doll girl. Lilina kept screaming, "Fortunately, she didn't lie about it and said that she represented the Ursa Major constellation to conquer the earth. Otherwise, there would be a world war now. When the Shaxian snacks close, do you believe that Sandora can give birth to Lilina?" have eaten?"
Lin Xue looked at me speechlessly: "Do you have any sense in what you say?"
"Okay, okay, I'm used to it... Anyway, you know what I want to say. Lilina, this girl, can't be left alone. She is too dangerous for ordinary people."
"At least it's much better than when we first came here," Lin Xue's tone was very relaxed, "Don't worry, I'm watching, she can't play tricks - by the way, you originally planned to let me watch her, right? "
I laughed and was about to answer, but I heard an exclamation of "wow" not far away, and Yakumo Lan gorgeously fell to the floor: Viska finally succeeded in stabbing her down.
"Don't be too violent," I straightened my neck and yelled to a group of kids on the other side of the living room who were already going crazy to the ceiling. After confirming that there was no need to rescue Yakumo Lan, I decisively reached out to Lily. Na's mind went crazy, "Go back and write the examination! Submit it next week!"
The little girl went back to the house as if she were mourning for her heir.
At this time, of course, human scientists did not know that the "Moon Girl" who had brought about earth-shaking changes to their world view was crying and writing tests at a small desk. They were completely immersed in the wonder of extraterrestrial life. After Lilina left those meteorites, the energy fields on the meteorites were completely cleaned up. Scholars can safely observe life samples from another world, such as Azeroth, under microscopes and various sophisticated equipment. Paramecium or something.
These little things that are completely different from the earth's creatures make people ecstatic. Their cells are very close to the cells of the earth's creatures. However, in order to adapt to the energy environment of another world, their cells contain many organelles whose functions humans cannot guess. The composition of tissue fluid is also very different from that of life on earth. On the second day after the meteorite samples were cut and studied, scientists also discovered something else, that is, the cell tissue of "extrasolar life" contains two sets of energy systems. It is the same biochemical energy conversion mechanism as that of earth organisms, and the other set is a "natural energy collection organ" that is more efficient and has greater output, but seems unable to provide energy for organic life itself. To put it simply, These tenacious organelles can respond to electrical, thermal, magnetic, and even radiant energy and process it directly—and scientists still don't know exactly how these quirky cells process that energy and what they do with it. I don't know, anyway, they don't think these things can be used to maintain life. This is a very disappointing point for scientists: all the biological tissues in the meteorite samples have lost their activity, and it is impossible to observe with their own eyes how they function while alive, and there is no way to know the use of their inexplicable organelles. Participate in the research The only possibility that experts in cosmic biology can guess is that the planet these cells come from is full of deadly radiation and electromagnetic field environments. When organisms evolve in this environment, they will naturally develop functions that can directly utilize the above-mentioned dangerous energy. This Perhaps it can also explain the energy storm that swept the world after those huge "arks" crashed on the moon...
No one would associate these things with magic and elemental energy. Although there are similar things on earth, the two operate in completely different ways. Even if the beings in the two worlds can learn the skills of the other world, their own bodies The attributes will not be the same, this is the difference in the world. What's more, how can a bunch of scientists understand the arcane arts? Mathematical arcana is pretty much the same...
In the first few days, we all followed and peeped with great interest...observed the work of earth scientists, watching them study those green rocks almost all night long. Those dedicated researchers proposed countless theories about the system. The idea of extraterrestrial life and the speculation of the ecological environment of the universe. Due to the limitation of cognitive level, these conjectures and assumptions may be overturned in a few decades. The number that is truly consistent with reality has not exceeded 10% so far. However, for This is an indescribable and huge progress in the exploration of life in the universe, which mankind has never made progress in for many years.
Among the people, people's enthusiasm for the "moon" and "extrasolar life" has not cooled down over time. Instead, it has continued to rise, and will eventually form a series of complex long-term industries, such as the exploration of extrasolar life. Various themed websites, media and surrounding industries with famous names. These companies that have sprung up like mushrooms are developing rapidly. They have fully taken advantage of the novelty psychology of the people, and they have cleverly fermented this power until it is unstoppable. Perhaps some of these emerging companies Some will slowly shrink as the information flowing to the people dries up, but one-third of them are destined to thrive: they are truly backed by state machinery or scientific research organizations.
Those big shots finally realized that this was a wave destined to sweep through every level of society. Both politicians and civilians had the right to live in this great era of exploring the universe. Therefore, for the first time, governments of various countries will discuss the "system". The research results of "Extralife" have been open sourced.
In fact, there is nothing you can do if you don't open source, because there is a mysterious organization that always broadcasts these research results all over the world within thirty seconds after they get new results. This damn organization is called Love Without Borders, and they have an organization called xltv Mysterious TV station...
This kind of behavior that is good for all mankind but has no benefit for the private interests of some countries has made many governments angry. Especially a country like the United States that thinks highly of itself with high technology cannot tolerate every one of its satellites being used. This ghost channel was occupied arbitrarily, and the White House issued three consecutive "ultimatums" with harsh words and content that were somewhat baffling to ordinary people, announcing that "a certain" organization was testing the standard line of terrorists...
Lilina resolutely fought back against this by playing the selected collection of Phoenix Legends on any electronic device that can produce sound in the United States every thirty minutes on average, including the President's mobile phone and broadcasts from all nuclear bases in the United States. system.
According to reliable sources, after two days of this fuss, every staff member in the White House was walking with a four-four beat. When the Minister of Defense and the Minister of Foreign Affairs met, it was like a secret code. When the Minister of Defense said something about medicine, the Minister of Foreign Affairs would reply with "Check". …
Facts have proved that in terms of destructive power, a Lilina with fully activated dark factors can basically tie up more than twenty bin Ladens. After my sister and I jointly issued a ban, it was strictly forbidden for Lilina to continue to use her dangerous power. After the "civilization" idea overturned the world, the girl found another opportunity to deal with her crazy thoughts, which was to use pranks to tease some national governments who tried to take the research results of "extraterrestrial life" as their own. For example, she had never America likes to do this. It is said that her gorgeous counterattack led to the resignation of at least two hundred senior officials in the United States. The White House was furious and tried to raise the banner of anti-terrorism. As a result, it was met with a new round of suppression by Love Without Borders. The suppression method was typical Lilina's thinking is as crude as possible: She has people cut off the spread of all words related to "terrorism" in the United States, including wired telephones and telegrams, from the White House to the Capitol, as long as someone mentions "anti-terrorism" Two words, all communication lines will filter out these words, which led to the president making twenty calls to the Secretary of Defense to discuss counter-terrorism matters. As a result, every time after the call was connected, no words could be transmitted. National Defense The minister believes that the president has developed a bad taste recently. He calls him in the middle of the night and hangs up after ringing - so the US Secretary of Defense is ignorant. He has to stay in China for half a month, so he is not surprised by such calls. .
In short, in the end, the Americans, who have always been proud of their high technology, were blinded. They finally realized that something stranger than the rocks on the moon was shrouding the land of the United States. If they wanted to continue to call on soldiers under the shroud of this power, Assembling to fight against terrorism, the only feasible means of communication should be homing pigeons and beacons.
But the real situation is even more hilarious than that. After hearing my sigh, Lilina said something in a very admiring tone: "The homing pigeon doesn't work either. It is estimated that Sandra will eat her before she can fly twenty kilometers." .”
As a result, in this gradually weird atmosphere, the world ushered in a new era of change...
Then, there will be nothing wrong with us - no one in this world can find where the boundless love is. Let the Americans continue to search for the terrorist organization in their imagination, because the culprit of the whole incident - Lilina, I have already chained him up and am officially grounded.
Speaking of Lilina, her mood has not been very high in the past two days. Originally, even under the lockdown, this girl would have a thirty-minute warm-up fight with a mercury lamp after breakfast every day, and then run around upstairs and downstairs at home. Or go to the yard to have fun, but she hasn't done that recently. After eating, she stays in her room, indifferent to the teasing of the mercury lamp, and just browses the web there with a melancholy expression on her face.
Onee-sama is a little worried about this, but Lilina is not a character who can speak to others easily. Even to family members, she is used to hiding everything. So after unanimous consultation by the Three Aunts and Six Possessions Promotion Association, onee-sama decided to send I went to find out what was going on - that is, to see if Lilina had a bad stomach.
Although in my opinion, Lilina’s scourge belongs to the kind of virtue that has been left for thousands of years. Her bad attributes can ensure that she will still be able to create the next generation of human civilization more than 12,000 years after the end of the world, but my sister You can never disobey your Lord's orders.
After walking into Lilina's room, which was decorated with weird plants everywhere. Although the color was like a girl's boudoir, the atmosphere was like a haunted jungle. I found that the little girl was surfing the Internet, a website entirely in English, which contained the latest research on extraterrestrial life. Progress - several enlarged cold viruses native to Azeroth, and the upper part of the webpage is the theme of this website: a film of a little girl floating in the air, translucent, and silly.
"Boss," Lilina knew who had come in without looking back, and waved her hand to me, "This is so touching, it deeply touched a soft girl's heart..."
I was greatly surprised and thought to myself that Lilina had been in a state of low energy for two days. Could it be that she was having sex in her room?
"Look at this," Lilina pointed at a bunch of English phrases on the web page: "A poem dedicated to Moon Girl - although you are gone, we will always remember you. Arrival... Wuwuwu, I really should have kept my real name at that time, it would have given those two Artemis an advantage..."
I:"……"
If I had known that this girl was being narcissistic by staying in her room for the past two days, I would join in the fun!
I knew what was going on as soon as I heard what Lilina said.
Due to well-known reasons, the disruption caused by Love Without Borders forced the international community to disclose the research conducted in the "God Factory" in the Pacific Ocean. Most of what happened in the laboratory will be broadcast publicly on the Internet, and even many secret experiments This is no exception, especially for some videos that do not involve experimental secrets.
For example, Lilina reappeared as the interstellar ghost "Artemis" after the meteorite sample was delivered to the laboratory, and she finally "disappeared" after leaving a desolate "last word" due to "energy exhaustion" .
The glorious civilization that has been destroyed, the lonely Ark of Life, the last soul of a world, the last words "I just want you to remember that we once existed" before dissipating, and Lilina's beautiful and lovable little face, these Do you know how many tragic romantics have been inspired by the combination of one thing and another?
Anyway, Lilina was narcissistic in the room for two whole days, and she didn’t finish narcissizing the prose poems about herself on the Internet...
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