Chapter 731: The Female Hooligan’s Family

At first, I thought that after coming to the God Realm, I would meet Father God directly, and I was even mentally prepared for this—that is, I was completely unprepared. I didn’t expect that I would end up staying at Bingtis’ house for a day or two. . Bingtis's official explanation for this was that Father God had to arrange his schedule accurately because he was busy with everything. He said that the meeting was arranged in two days, so even if we arrived early, he would not be able to show up. I understand this. After all, he is the supreme leader of the entire endless void. He does not mean that he is free whenever he is available.

In fact, it doesn't matter if she doesn't explain: We already know the character of the protoss. They are a group of eclectic guys who don't like red tape. Even the most serious protoss (such as the alliance of old men in Bingtis' description), those who are in charge of judgment The congressmen who were convicted also did not care about diplomatic etiquette and daily rules, because these things "have nothing to do with good or evil." Knowing this habit of theirs, Sandora and I would not have any objections to the seemingly careless arrangements of the Protoss, because frankly speaking, we didn't entertain Bingtis much when he came to Shadow City as a guest of the Protoss. ——Monina has been the cook at home for nearly a month, Lin has done all the hard work at home, Ilson is responsible for city inspections and fighting the pirate army all day long, Kense is helping me take care of the children and taking care of Dingdang, Bing. Thies is Sandora's playmate. The only time the Nine Heavens Gods and Buddhas were allowed to go out for fun was at Erliqiao Counterfeit Street...

Thinking about it like this, I suddenly felt that the five-person group of protoss men were not so much envoys as they were here to do odd jobs. It's a shame that they didn't care about anything.

Bingtis's home is far beyond my imagination, and its various luxuries and levels have reached outrageous levels. I never expected that this female gangster would grow up in such a magnificent and solemn palace. ——Look at Dingdang’s house, it is much simpler than Bingtis’s house. Our little goddess has never been particular about temples. A pocket of sufficient size can make her stay very comfortable. Of course, the cover of a table lamp can also be used. …

As for Bingtis’s parents, I actually think now that they are also admirable, truly elegant and noble people - please forget about the earth-shattering appearance of Uncle Kuvain and Aunt Aishali (sister?) who has never witnessed it but It must be a graceful kick, it was all forced by a daughter who didn't live up to expectations. After getting to know each other truly, I found that the two elders in front of me were perfect models of etiquette, temperament, and elegance. Uncle Kuvain, who looked like an old-fashioned aristocrat in his clothing and appearance, was talkative, kind, knowledgeable, and humorous. Elegant and generous as a princess, Aunt Elsalie is a goddess who doesn't speak much, but has a very gentle and friendly personality. She also showed a great welcome to our visit. When our Wuyangyang family was invited to take a rest in the huge living room, the two parents tried their best to show their generosity and enthusiasm as heads of the family. The other party was so graceful and generous. I can hardly believe that Bingtis, this wonderful daughter, was born and raised between them.

"Honestly, what stimulation did you receive when you were a child? How did you end up becoming a gangster with such a good parent?" While Uncle Kuvain turned to talk to his wife, I finally couldn't suppress the trouble in my heart. He whispered and bit his ears with Bingtis.

This question is very acute. If you say this to someone directly, they will definitely fall out with you. However, Bingtis has always had a weird sense of shame. We have always discussed this kind of issue in detail in person, so a certain female gangster spoke without hesitation. Li: "I think this has something to do with the education I received since childhood."

"The second elder's iron-blooded education eventually led to the eldest lady being overwhelmed and psychologically distorted, turning her into a generation of smashing, looting and burning kings?" I had a question mark on my head.

"No, it's mainly about the hundreds of years of school life: two hundred professors gather in a circle to teach you, and theoretically it's something you can never learn in your life. What would you do?"

I'm speechless.

"And don't look at how stylish my parents are in front of them. You'll know after a while that they haven't escaped - don't forget that door, and their image usually can't last fifteen minutes."

Is it really okay to say this to someone in front of your parents?

The first meeting with the Bingtis family was not as stressful and tense as we expected. The Gods are indeed a race that is easy to get close to. Little Bubble has been circling around the hall since just now, without any sense of not being able to run around in other people's homes. Lilina's divine power attracted the attention of Bingtis' parents. After introduction, the latter knew that this little girl in front of them was actually the direct spokesperson of a goddess, and was respected as the founder of a cross-world religion. Zong and the current female pope, they suddenly became very interested in Lilina's growth experience - but after Ding Dong came out and waved to the seniors, they expressed their calmness. The reason is that the growth experience of every spokesperson of the goddess of life is There are striking similarities, so I'm not sure how they were chosen. Sandora and Bingtis's parents had met several times, and this was their reunion after tens of thousands of years, so they chatted a little more. Sandora mentioned the events that the empire encountered later, the disastrous encounter with a great civilization. , Bingtis’s family members were all in mourning. Uncle Kuvain’s words especially made me deeply moved:

"Hey, Aisali, you said I haven't seen you for a while, why are so many things happening in the world?"

This sentence made me completely despair of the Protoss' concept of time: I still had a little thought about it before.

In contrast to the relaxed (or should I say heartless?) attitude of our family, Monina and the four of them now look a little reserved. Even Uncle Kense looks a little unnatural. There's nothing we can do about it. Who makes them belong to the Gods? Even the gods who usually do not follow the rules still have a sense of superiority and inferiority: Bingtis’s parents are also senior government officials in the God Realm. Small civil servants like Monina and small The sentinels were currently working in Zhongnanhai, so of course they had to be nervous, especially the timid and fearful Lin, who was almost curled up into a ball on her chair at this time. Now the only person in their team who is not nervous is Dingdang: Don’t forget how magnificent this little thing’s growth history is. I think back then she was a great person who dared to burn off all the hair of Father God!

"Ah, look at me, I'm so busy talking that I almost forgot about the real thing," Uncle Kuvain suddenly patted his forehead as if he was thinking of something, "It's time to eat now - after all, Sandora's eyes have turned green. Woolen cloth."

I glanced at Sandora speechlessly, and the latter bared her teeth at me: "It was the same when I came to Bingtis's house before, there were no rules."

The grand banquet was soon prepared. The servants of the gods in the palace were really efficient at their work. Bingtis’ parents obviously knew something about the customs of various worlds, and they also conducted a thorough understanding of the world we live in. After some investigation, I actually found traces of braised pork and braised lion head on the dishes on the table...

Shandora entered the gluttony mode the moment the meal was served. She acted like no one was around and showed a frightening eating speed with an elegant posture. The two divine servants had long been prepared for this and specially went to the back hall from the back hall. A green channel was opened in the front hall, and one cart after another was dedicated to delivering food to Sandora. The two of them ran just in time to catch up with Sandora's eating speed: From this point on, Anweina, who is far away in the world, you Won. This also shows that Sandora really left a deep impression on people last time she came to this place. The master of the house has not arranged for the servants of God to know that this is a master who is very hungry for food.

The short-haired woman whose name had only one word, "Mo", was the housekeeper of Bingtis's family. Of course, this is a popular term. In terms of responsibilities, she is the subordinate god in this temple, although her identity is still that of a god. She is a servant, but she is about to have her own priesthood. During the dinner, the other party has been standing behind her master in a polite manner, like a heroic housekeeper. Bingtis asked me questions about her identity casually. We explained what “servant of God” means.

Servants of God, as the name suggests, are servants who serve God. Their origins are divided into two types: one is advanced mortals, that is, devout believers of a true god during their lifetime. Their beliefs are firm to a certain extent and they do not obey the will of the god. Those who have performed great meritorious deeds and possess souls with many virtues can voluntarily be baptized and advance to become servants of gods after death, and come to the divine world to continue serving their beloved gods. This is a shame for a devout believer. Fortunately, in the God Realm, apart from taking care of some affairs for their Lord God, God servants are equal to ordinary Gods. In other words, this is an opportunity for mortals to transform into gods. However, due to the high requirements, being able to Only a limited number of mortals can achieve this distinction. The second type of divine servant is originally a protoss, but they are just "apprentices" of the protoss who have not yet obtained a priesthood. In the divine world, except for a very few special creatures like Dingdang who were born with a priesthood, most of the protoss are from the beginning. Those without clergy must start as apprentices and learn how to manage their authority bit by bit. The learning path is divided into two parts. The first is the theoretical part, which is taking classes in school, and the second is practical classes, which is Work as an apprentice with a god who has a priesthood or as an intern in some enterprises and institutions, accumulate experience, and wait to become a full-time employee - of course there are also problem children who cannot become full-time employees for tens of millions of years due to various reasons. What we have in front of us Mo is one.

Yes, I know that Mo looks like a heroic housekeeper, and her acting style is very mature. She is more like a qualified official than Dingdang, a guy who has been able to master power since birth but has a seriously unreliable personality. But there are two things. The results of the courses have always prevented her from successfully becoming a full-time official: theoretical classes and practical classes...

This is an exam idiot who is worse than Dingdang. In addition to his serious personality, his grades are a mess. According to Bingtis, if she cannot successfully become a full-time employee within a million years, Father God can only give her a prescription alone. This is the position of "God of Housekeeping".

The Bingtis family does not seem to have any rules such as keeping quiet at the dinner table. Uncle Kuvain still asked me and Sandora about recent things in the world, especially the current situation of the empire, while Aisali He was very silent. Except for occasionally throwing a table knife and hitting Bingtis in the forehead who was not honest at the dinner table, he didn't see any other actions. Seeing that the always arrogant female gangster was also punished like this. scene, I silently took out the camera.

"Idiot, I want to eat that!"

The little doll on the shoulder suddenly kicked its little feet, pointed at a plate of good-looking dishes made from God knows what in the distance, and shouted. It seemed that she was a little cautious after arriving in a strange place. This doll girl started from the beginning. She sat on my shoulders and held my head tightly without letting go, even when eating. It seemed that this could give her a sense of security, and this behavior naturally caused me a lot of trouble. , for example, every time I take a bite of food, I must always remember to raise my chopsticks and serve the same portion to the mercury lamp, otherwise the little puppets that cannot eat the food will start to bite my head.

"Your daughter is very cute."

Aunt Aishalie across the dining table suddenly looked at the mercury lamp and said with a smile.

"Who is this fool's daughter!"

Although it is a fact recognized by everyone, Mercury Lamp still instinctively yelled loudly when faced with someone who directly broke it, and even danced, "I just have no choice but to stay with this idiot, this hopeless bastard." Licon!!”

I picked up the chopsticks and hit the little guy on the head. When I took it back, there was only half of it left in my hand: so fast!

"I'm very confident in my eyes," Aisha Li blinked. "It reminds me of when my daughter was little. Your eyes and some little moves can't deceive anyone. It's just like Bingtis and us. The coquettish look is the same.”

The mercury lamp was stunned, and then began to hold my head and pull it out. This was the little doll's usual method of relieving embarrassment, while Bingtis hit his head on the table: "I'm too embarrassed to see anyone!"

"Humph, idiot, at worst I'll get it myself!"

Seeing everyone's eyes starting to glance at him, Mercury Lamp suddenly shouted loudly, spread out the black wings on his back and flew towards the opposite side of the dining table. As a result, Uncle Kuvain's eyes were instantly attracted to the wings of the little doll.

The wings of the mercury lamp are small when they are not unfolded, sticking close to the back like cute decorations on clothes. Only when unfolded, they look like angel wings. No one noticed it just now, but now, it caused Bingdi His father's serious concern.

The old man was very serious: "Bingtis, this is your child? Why didn't you tell me about such an important thing earlier? When did you two..."

The mercury lamp that had just flown halfway fell onto the salad plate with a plop, and I followed the chair to under the table. The following after-dinner entertainment program was very exciting: Bingtis teamed up with her mother to chase her father all over the house.

Everyone can finally be sure that Bingtis did not lie before: the image of the two parents did not last long.

Shandora and Bingtis, two good friends, went to the room together to talk about some confidential matters. Qianqian and Lin Xue led a group of dolls and started to visit everywhere under the leadership of Mo. This magnificent and huge building There are many places for them to explore in the palace. According to Bingtis, the bell towers at the four corners of the temple alone can make the likes of Karazhan die of shame. The mystery contained there will definitely make Medivh grow old overnight. My sister was dragged by Aunt Elsalie to discuss her experience in taking care of problem children. The latter has a pair of eyes that can see through everything. She immediately discovered the status of my sister as a parent in our circle, and the role of the other party in our circle. The majesty among the doll heads - although this majesty is always what onee-sama feels embarrassed about.

And I was busy helping the mercury lamp clean the salad dressing on my face and clothes in a small room next to the front hall. The little doll kept twisting and turning while wiping my face, which made this task a lot more difficult.

"Forget it, let's wash these clothes." I was worried when I was helping the little girl clean her clothes. In the end, I could only save trouble and took out a small black dress from my carry-on space. Because of this, I have dozens of spare sets of food and clothing for every child in the family, including the special clothes for the 92.3cm little princess.

"Well, help me put it on!" Mercury Lamp held the clothes in front of him and ordered without hesitation.

The little girl is really becoming more and more defenseless. She used to make a fuss for a long time if I touched her, but now she needs my help even in dressing and combing her hair. She still refuses to acknowledge the reality of being adopted. As expected, arrogance is the way to go. What?

Carefully putting the dress that looked like a doll's toy clothes on the doll girl, I noticed that there was a silly smile on the other person's face, and I couldn't help but get curious: "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, idiot!"

Is it because I recalled the difficulty of putting on clothes for the first time and recalled the feelings at that time now, so I can't help but smile happily now?

From the first time he struggled to stand up in a dusty room and struggled to put on clothes, to now quietly nestling in the arms of his "father" and becoming a pampered little princess, this child can finally smile happily. Come out.

"Okay, look at my baby—it's so beautiful."

I raised the mercury lamp high and looked at the results of my dressing with satisfaction. Among other things, since taking care of the mercury lamp, I am now more proficient in dressing dolls than Little Bubbles.

"Hey! Don't be so disgusting!" The little doll kicked hard in mid-air, but its little arms and legs couldn't reach the enemy in front of it. In the end, it had no choice but to calm down. "Hey, idiot, you will never leave me alone." Me, right?”

"Why did you suddenly remember this?"

I was stunned by the quick thinking of Mercury Lamp.

"If I ask you, just answer, why are there so many!"

"So you are an idiot. Do you still need to ask such a question?" I smiled and put the little guy on my shoulder. "Stay with me forever, little one."

"Why? We obviously have nothing to do with each other..."

"Didn't Aunt Asali say just now?" I knocked on the forehead of the little doll that suddenly entered a sensual state, "I am your father!"

The expected head-banging attack rarely came. Mercury Lamp just hummed softly, then hugged my head... and fell asleep?

I looked at the time: half past one. Sure enough, it was time for the children to take a nap. For being able to train a doll to have such a ferocious biological clock, you are so powerful, sister!