Chapter 459 Painful Lunch

The arrival of Monina and Ilson was warmly welcomed by their elder sisters. They had long heard the little thing boasting all day long about how famous and glorious his combat team was. Today, they finally saw two panting people. Several girls who had always been full of all kinds of happy thoughts about the Ding Dong team were very enthusiastic. However, after the topic extended from "How is the Protoss Combat Team formed" at the beginning to "A few precautions for raising Ding Dong", I I feel like everyone has gone off topic.

Well, in a sense, maybe the second topic is more relevant...

"Captain, she does have a good character...well, what's more," it can be seen that Monina still has a certain respect for her captain. Unfortunately, a certain pet's consistent performance makes even subordinates who are dedicated to maintaining its image Helpless, "Actually, most of the gods of the Life God System have that kind of personality, which is why they are usually very popular in the God Realm, but like our captain..."

"Well, at least the captain finally found a suitable owner."

This time, Ilson's inappropriate remarks did not trigger a violent beating from Monina. Obviously, in the current atmosphere, even Monina could not refute her idiot brother's conclusion.

We are still in the activity room of the Chemistry Department that Artemis helped arrange. Since the last change, this activity room has been moved to the top floor and has become the only occupied room. Huwen also proposed yesterday We moved to the vicinity of the Awakener headquarters, where there was an empty classroom. However, for the convenience of daily movement, we still declined his kindness. Artemis also knew that we had a special status. We were the leaders of this Awakener team. With the help of the cover-up, the activity room of the Chemistry Department has become a gathering place for the empire's unscrupulous soy sauce group.

So, it should be no surprise that we gather for dinner at this place...

But to be honest, I never thought that Monina’s craftsmanship would be so good. When she volunteered to be in charge of everyone’s lunch today, everyone was surprised.

But when the sumptuous meal was placed in front of everyone, and even my sister tasted it and said it was extremely delicious, the surprise turned into shock.

A dark god who specializes in chilling tasks such as covert operations and secret executions among the gods. His second profession is actually a genius cook. Should I complain about this?

Tasting an unknown dish from a certain dark goddess, out of the corner of my eye I saw Monina, wearing an apron and holding a shovel, busy in front of the integrated portable kitchen not far away, which was kindly sponsored by onee-sama. I felt... ...Well, all kinds of subtle feelings.

"Don't underestimate my sister's cooking skills," Ilson, who seemed to be a certain God of War, bit into half a piece of green vegetables in his mouth, showing no godly demeanor. "She is the one responsible for cooking in our combat team!"

Ilson said, then suddenly lowered his voice, leaned over and muttered: "If it wasn't for having good food to eat every day, who would be the brother of such a violent woman..."

"Ah, my hand slipped." Monina's exclamation suddenly sounded at the dining table, and then we watched dumbly as the dark goddess with slippery hands smiled and poured boiling water into Ilson's neck, and the latter didn't know what was going on. At that time, half of his body was covered by a bunch of black runes, and he could not move except for grinning under his sister's inhumane attack.

Ilson, you have a good sister.

Of course, it is impossible for mere boiling water to harm Ilson, who has a divine physique, and Monina's binding rune may not have much effect on Ilson, who seems to be one level higher than her. From this point of view, Monina, you also have a good brother.

I have to say that the Star Realm God Clan is really completely different from the gods in the popular impression. Putting aside the power that is completely out of standard, the ordinary affinity of these top beings who control countless worlds is simply incredible. I originally thought Dingdang is a special case among the gods, but now, Monina and Ilson only took less than half a day to get involved with a bunch of Imperial Soy Sauce people, and according to them, other star fields There are very few gods who do not make friends with mortals - except for a few severely autistic performance artists - in their view, mortals are weaker and have shorter lifespans (not excluding a few who have unlimited lifespans). (except for the mortal race), there is no difference from myself. Monina, the dark goddess who is good at using human examples to illustrate, gave me a vivid example: If a weightlifter who can snatch 200 kilograms has to find a If someone with the same strength as himself gets married, he will have no descendants...

Just this one example shocked us in our diplomacy.

"By the way, how many people are there in your team?" I asked curiously after the last dish was served and Monina formally sat down.

You can't help it. You can't discuss formal issues with Ilson. Although Monina is a little cruel to her brother, she is relatively normal.

"We are a team of five," Monina replied politely. "In addition to the captain, I am responsible for everyone's daily meals. The idiot brother is usually responsible for making the captain angry or making the captain vent his anger. There is also a dragon god. The strange girl is responsible for cleaning, and the uncle of the Star God Clan, um, the Light God Clan, is responsible for collecting all kinds of fun things for the captain, gone."

I listened blankly to Monina's introduction to the legendary Dingdang team, which was the most powerful in combat, and then I lowered my head and counted on my fingers.

There are five people in the team, the captain is responsible for the mascot, a dark goddess is the cook, a light war god is responsible for funny and enlivening the atmosphere, a dragon girl is sweeping the floor, and the remaining bright uncle is responsible for running errands for the captain who has not left, and then , finished.

I raised my head, tears streaming down my face: "Then...where are the people in your team who are responsible for doing business?"

Monina and Ilson looked at each other in astonishment, and then asked, "Do you need any other members?"

You are cheating on me, you are cheating on me, do you know this? ? Didn't you expect the formation of such a curious team? What about the meat shield? What about dps? What about treatment? Scout Commander, Scholar Hunter, Far Attack Attack Trap Master, Ultraman Optimus Prime takes the lead, big brother, the leader! ?

Nothing, are you out to fight or have a picnic, you bastards! The fate of countless worlds will be ruined in the hands of a bunch of you stupid gods, right?

Even my sister, who has always been indifferent, couldn't help but sweat broke out on her forehead, and she said carefully, "Well, the composition of your team... is very strange, really strange..."

"No wonder, it's a guy at the end of the crane who leads the team."

Lin Xue put her hands on her forehead, shook her head and sighed.

But when faced with our reaction, Monina suddenly smiled mysteriously: "It seems that you are all deceived by our captain's appearance."

I was stunned for a moment, and then I immediately understood: "Dingdang, is she... the illegitimate daughter of the Supreme God?"

"Pfft!" Ilson spat on the spot.

Monina also looked defeated by you, and said tangledly: "Of course not, but I am sure that the captain has some secrets that he has not told you. The first is her divine level - junior goddess, but do you know? ?As a combat unit composed of elite protoss, the requirements for team members like us are very high. Junior gods can only be regarded as soldiers in the team. People like us can only be regarded as first-class soldiers at most, but the captain is She is a trainee goddess at the lowest level, even half of the goddess courses are on red light!"

"She is indeed the illegitimate daughter of the Supreme God!"

Qian Qian came to a decisive conclusion.

Monina, who had finally managed to create the atmosphere, almost fell into the soup bowl in front of her: "That's because she is quite special!"

"Captain, she has no so-called biological parents. She is an extremely rare individual who was born directly from the palace vines of the Supreme Life Goddess. She had her own priestly mark when she was born. She grew up as a playmate of the Supreme Life Goddess three times in a row. Burning down the small garden of the Supreme Goddess of Life, breaking the dressing table of the Supreme Goddess of Darkness twice, making seven wrong condiments in a row when helping Father God prepare snacks, and falling asleep while chatting with the Supreme Dragon God. It fell from the Dragon Temple and fell into the tea cup of the Grand Archon Osiris, destroying the cup on the spot that was regarded as a treasure by the Grand Archon and given by God the Father himself. In addition, during the entrance exam, it was destroyed because of losing control of its divine power. The last twenty-three beards of the invigilator..."

"I understand," I looked up to the sky with tears in my eyes and sighed, "Dingdang's growth history is a history of shocking crimes, right?"

"Uh... I accidentally mixed in a lot of strange things in the middle of talking."

In fact, except for the first sentence, everything else is very strange, right?

"In short, Captain is an extremely rare original god among the gods," Monina said awkwardly. "She may even become the first special case in history to join the Council of Osiris as a junior goddess, and she is The popularity among the supreme gods in the God Realm is even more incredible. Father God even treats her as his own daughter. If it weren’t for her talents and her various achievements that are so terrible, the captain would probably already be serving in the Brilliant Divine Court. ”

At this moment, we were all shocked.

It turns out that Tinker Bell, who has always been a pistachio mascot in our minds, is actually a mascot with such a background and story?

No matter what, the attributes of that mascot are hard to get rid of!

However, although there was a bit of surprise on our faces, we calmed down quickly after Monina finished speaking, which made the other party a little strange: "Your reaction seems a bit too bland, right?"

"What other reaction can there be?" Lin Xue spread her hands, "I have long felt that that guy is something special. It's just that because the level difference is too big, I haven't seen through her secret, so now you say it, I don't think it's anything. It’s surprising.”

"And more importantly," Sister said with a faint smile on her face, "Dingdang's identity is meaningless to us. It is far less interesting than what flavor of candy she likes recently."

"You..." Monina and Ilson looked at a bunch of imperial soy sauce gangsters with very different ways of thinking in dumbfounded eyes, and then smiled with relief, "Okay, I finally understand why the captain would put down a lot of his problems. I'm going to 'play' with you."

"play together?

I was speechless. Even if Monina didn't say it, I was 100% sure that those were Dingdang's original words...

At this moment, our conversation was suddenly interrupted by the sound of footsteps coming from outside the door. The person who came was not Artemis, who was slightly aware of it, because the latter and I had established a temporary spiritual connection. After winking and asking her to "process" the dinner party a little, I stepped forward and opened the door of the activity room.

A short-haired girl with a baby face stood timidly at the door. It turned out to be Suzune.

"I'm... I'm sorry! Excuse me!" Even though this is not the first time they have spoken face to face, the girl's tendency to get nervous has not improved at all, and even her slight stuttering has not improved at all, "The captain asked... to let me Came to call you...lunch...it's lunch time!"

lunch?

It was only then that I suddenly thought of this, and then I turned my head and looked at the sumptuous table behind me, feeling a sense of selfish guilt that I secretly wanted to use delicious food... Kuhu, you shouldn't think about this problem at this time, right? ! ?

Because of Monina's ability to distort facts, Suzune was unable to understand the scene in front of her that had clearly just concluded a dinner party, so she subconsciously ignored the sumptuous dining table with completely unexplainable origins and the luxurious portable integrated kitchen behind it, but she could ignore the anomalies in front of her. , we can’t ignore the food in our stomachs!

"I don't think it's a good idea to turn back at this time."

Onee-sama frowned and sent a group broadcast through her mental connection in distress.

"Owner +1." Qian Qian blinked and agreed.

"+1 for the second floor," Lin Xue and Lilina agreed at the same time, and then they looked at each other angrily, "How dare you interrupt the building!?"

Me: "...Forget it, let's go to the cafeteria."

In order to ensure that we don't appear to be unsociable, we finally decided to accept Suzune's invitation to attend the lunch of the awakened people. Speaking of which, this is my first time as a "new awakened person" to go to the cafeteria with the large group. Well, on the first day we came, there was a welcome party held because of our arrival. Even though dinner was settled in a noisy manner, the next morning Lilina and I were busy going to the edge of the world to investigate the situation and did not catch up. I just ate some snacks prepared by my sister on the way to satisfy my hunger, so when we followed Suzune to the large cafeteria located in the south of the school, Lilina and I were surprised.

"right here?"

"Yeah," Ringtone was surprised by my reaction, "Isn't the cafeteria right here?"

"No...I mean, with these...'ghosts'?"

"What does it matter?" Hu Wen, who was sitting at the table after waiting for a long time, seemed a little unhappy, "Just pretend they don't exist. Food is ready here. Although you won't die if you don't eat, you can't die if you are hungry. It’s not a good thing.”

"Uh, that's right." I muttered, and I pulled Qianqian to sit down next to Artemis. Nearby, there were two other tables surrounded by members of the Awakened. If I observed carefully, it was obvious that You can see that we have forcibly occupied this good position: not far away, a large group of ghost students carrying lunch gathered around. They stood blankly, their eyes looking towards this side were full of numbness.

Well, just ignore them.

To be honest, even though it was already my second day in this world, I still felt very uncomfortable with everything strange around me. There were obviously living humans everywhere, and even the cafeteria was as noisy as an ordinary school, but In fact, those are all phantoms that have nothing to do with you. The sense of isolation between the two worlds becomes more and more obvious the more noisy the place.

"Don't be fooled by the ghosts here," Hu Wen reminded enthusiastically, "A friend has made mistakes in this area before - it may also be intentional. In the cafeteria, he secretly left everyone and went to meet Those classmates who looked the same as before said hello, and then got out of hand... Now, that's over there."

Following his guidance, I saw two "students" in school uniforms sitting not far from us. One of them, a girl with a single ponytail, should be the former companion Huwen mentioned.

"Who is the boy next to her?" Qian Qian asked curiously.

"Her boyfriend," an unknown awakened boy shrugged, "He was not as lucky as us and turned directly into a ghost. Maybe Lin chose to hypnotize herself because of him."

Lin should be the name of the girl who voluntarily gave up her mind and hypnotized herself into the past.

There should be more than one such example...

The sigh in my heart was suddenly interrupted by Artemis's voice: "Huh? Why don't you eat? Aren't you hungry?"

Not hungry, really not hungry.

But I can’t say it!

Sure enough, it is wrong to eat alone. I was wrong, I was really wrong.

Ever since I was a child, my school life has been filled with deep resentment towards the school cafeteria, but who could have known that this resentment could last to this point? This is the end of the world, you know? The ghosts of the cafeteria after the apocalypse are still there! !

"Ajun, from now on I will never eat in the cafeteria again." After having the most difficult meal in her life in the care and warm hospitality of the awakened people, Qian Qian returned to the activity room. Weakly holding her stomach, she said, "It would be great if Sandora was here."

If that girl was here, maybe there wouldn't even be a cafeteria left, right?

My sister and I were also stretched very hard. Even Lilina spread her round belly on the sofa to show that she had ascended to immortality. The only two survivors at the scene were probably Monina and Ilson. , Artemis and the others turned a blind eye to these two masters just like the ghosts to us. Speaking of which, Monina, you will die if you have such a useful ability to help us!

Um...wait a minute, why does Lin Xue look so nonchalant? Is her appetite approaching that of Sandora? Although it is still impossible to catch up with the latter's level of depleting the national treasury, even a one percent improvement can explain Lin Xue...

"It's just a different space," Lin Xue spread her hands nonchalantly, "You keep saying that Sandora's stomach is connected to a different space. Why can't you come up with such a simple truth?"

Me, my sister, Lilina, and Qianqian: "..."

This girl really deserves a good education!