Chapter 301 Acting with the Child’s Mother
I really can’t understand why the big villains like to stay in dark and musty corners to plot to subvert the world. Abandoned factories are always a good place for gun battles between gangs. Bloody murders are often accompanied by one or two dogs coming out to play soy sauce. Yelling, and—the sinful transaction must be done in an inaccessible wilderness.
"Isn't it obvious? If you were a smuggler, you would set up a street stall in the downtown area and hold up a sign saying "Heroin sale, buy one bag, get two bags free?"
Lin Xue's venomous tongue was as ubiquitous as ever.
"Please don't use such vivid details to describe me if you despise me in the future, please..."
"Highlight the truth, highlight the truth," Lin Xue didn't sound embarrassed at all, "How is the situation over there?"
"Nothing... Okay, I don't doubt your intelligence level, but are you sure you didn't get the time wrong? To be honest, I think your words are becoming more and more unreliable..."
"...If I couldn't reach you, I would have fallen out by now!"
Interrupting the daily bickering mental connection with Lin Xue, Paopao and I continued to lie sleepy in the 700 billion.
This is an abandoned stone yard far away from the urban area. It is inaccessible and extremely desolate. In contrast, I found that the breath of autumn is still blocked in the densely populated city, but in this uninhabited wilderness, the remnants of summer are better than in the city. The retreat is even more complete. The withered yellow color has swept across the entire land. The dry and decaying weeds are swaying in the wind in the gaps between the huge stones, as if they will be broken into messy summer residue at any time. It is already afternoon, and the sky is filled with burning clouds. It gradually spread from the west, making the world more and more desolate.
If such a perfect Xiao Xiaoqiu scene is paired with a piece of melodious and sad whistle music, it would be so... a wilderness weapon...
If I were a poet, I would burst into tears at this time.
It's a pity that I'm not a poet, but just a head of state who comes out to make soy sauce and maintain world peace, so I lie in a small broken car that is worth 700 billion but looks more shabby than the used gravel crushers around me, looking up at the sky and yawning , watching with great interest the bubble sleeping next to him until his mouth watered.
"Don't grab my egg knife... Hmm..." Paopao turned over, twisting around on the seat while talking vaguely in his sleep, "That's what I want to give to Shana-chan... ...Hmm...bastard Jin Shining, equipment control...I'll have the child's father kill you later...hehe...hehehe...smash your dog's head...stew you..."
I:"……"
Oh my gosh! ! Where can I use this as a starting point for my complaints, you bastard! ! ! How many dimensional worlds has this dead otaku connected to in his sleep? By the way, do you think the way Shana looks like holding the egg knife is good? Golden Sparkle is Gilgamesh, right? That equipment control is so sharp... No! The last sentence is the key point! ! Didn’t you say that it is strictly forbidden to call me the child’s father? Why have I received such a sad title from you since Little Bubble called me daddy? Do you know how much this "child's father" has distorted my image to such a monstrous level? As for the last two sentences that tough girls should use with caution, please take them back!
As for the fact that you, a little otaku who played games all night for three whole days and was only dragged out today, can reach such a fluent level of prophecy in sleep talking, given that there are so many points of complaint just now, I have already I can't think of anything to say...
It's so scary. This guy, Pao Pao, is so scary. Just talking in his sleep has caused me, as the emperor of complaints, to have too many points to complain about. As expected, only Xi Ling has such terrifying combat power. Do you have the talent and strength that only a host can have?
And more importantly, as the leader of the largest violent organization on earth, I am reduced to acting with such a stubborn little otaku who is so stubborn that it makes my teeth itch and who can’t sleep during the day because of playing games all night long... It’s really too much Failed……
I originally thought I could pull Sandora or at least Qian Qian out... But... the world turned out to be so cruel...
Shandora held the boxes of cakes and said, "It would be more interesting to go out and bully my little friends than to continue eating at home!"
Sister pointed at the logo of the "Love Without Borders" studio on the screen and said: "The studio has finally started to have business. Sister, please keep an eye on it."
Pandora and Visca expressed their willingness to participate in this action that was beneficial to their physical and mental health and to be with their brother. However, considering that two dangerous elements were involved in such an action at the same time, they would definitely try their best to show their excellence in front of their brother. For the sake of a better tomorrow for mankind and the long-term peace of the earth, the two flaming little lolita were dragged back by my sister without any suspense...
What Qian Qian means is... In view of the serious psychological shadow caused by killing the enemy in the last operation, she will definitely not follow this time...
Dingdang said that she would continue to prepare for the annoying "Elementary Creation Certificate" exam, and Lilina, as the "Chief Priestess", also had to stay in the World Tree Temple to help.
The remaining Anweina, Alaya and Little Bubble... forget it, let's not mention the two luminous bodies and the luminous body lover.
Lin Lin summed it up, and found out that the only one who followed me out was Paopao, and this girl was dragged out by me on the nonsense reason that "house creatures must come out to bask in the sun from time to time, otherwise they will rot into ashes"...
Well, the bad memories are over, now I continue to wait for the enemy to fall into the trap.
But I still insist that Lin Xue got the time wrong - according to the information submitted by the girl, the other party should appear at noon, right?
"It hasn't appeared yet..." Paopao finally woke up after sleeping all afternoon. The little girl glanced out the window with sleepy eyes, and then threw herself on me, "Her father, let's go back... …”
It’s so tearful, that shiny title.
Even if you call me uncle, I won't mind, damn girl! !
Just when I was about to enter the darkened state to tutor the stubborn otaku girl in front of me, Lin Xue's voice suddenly rang in my mind: "The target has appeared! I'll be at your place soon!"
Sure enough, a few minutes later, an off-road black car came into my sight.
Even for an off-road car... the smoothness is a bit too exaggerated...
Looking at the black car traveling on the gravel-strewn stone field but as smoothly as gliding on the ice, I sighed secretly in my heart.
More importantly, looking at that high-end car with the word "gorgeous" engraved on it from beginning to end, I feel even more sad for the 700 billion in my family that seems to be like incombustible garbage...those officers who have no artistic ability!
The black car stopped steadily in front of us less than a hundred meters away. The door opened. The first person to step out of the car was a tall black man wearing a hooded shirt and a sinister expression. Following closely behind, It was three white men who looked like they should be subordinates.
Well, let's call it a white plus black combination for now.
After the white and black duo got out of the car, they first looked around casually, then stood there and waited.
According to Lin Xue's description, these should be members of the European organization that has frequent contact with Olympus.
In less than ten minutes, the sound of a locomotive engine came from far and near, and three small black locomotives with a slightly strange shape, as if they had been specially modified, came from the other end of the stone field.
locomotive?
...This Olympus is really a bit unique...
"Wooden, it's me," Lin Xue's voice suddenly rang in his mind, "Our encirclement is ready, the main route is blocked, and it can handle the breakthrough of at least three B-level superpowers - I think You shouldn’t be such a failure, right?”
"Don't worry, none of them will run away."
"You idiot! Stay alive, stay alive! You can just retaliate a little bit. I don't want you to kill them all when I make you a thug, right!?"
"Yes, yes... I understand... Beat them half to death and then let them go, right? It's a very simple thing, and you can also intercept their transactions as much as possible..."
"And tell your soldiers to keep an eye on their guns! If the enemy retreats from their defensive route, try to capture them alive as much as possible."
"Okay, okay... I'll try to get those stupid soldiers to pay attention, is there anything else?"
"...The last one, I know that you, the emperor, are very powerful, but don't underestimate the regular superpowers. The people in these two organizations are a bit unusual in terms of strength, although they are impossible to compare with you. Abnormal... In short, if you, a super idiot, stumble at the hands of the Earth's superpowers, I will definitely mock you mercilessly! Please take care of yourself, Miss!"
Then, the mental connection was unilaterally terminated without any hesitation.
Really... you will die if you say a few nice words!
at the same time.
"Zhiqua——"
There was a neat sound of brakes, and three riders wearing leather jackets and black helmets got off their motorcycles, and then took off their helmets one after another.
Three Asian men, namely Passenger A, Passenger B, and Passenger C.
Medusa is not in it—unless you got up early today to have a sex change just to be safe.
Sure enough, just like Lin Xue's premonition, that Medusa was more cunning than a fox. Even if she had already decided on an action, she would quickly change her plan due to the slightest disturbance.
But it doesn’t matter, anyway, the main purpose of our coming here today is to retaliate... Ahem, for God’s sake, as long as we can destroy this deal and catch one or two members of the other party, then the goal will be achieved - as for Lin Xue Over there, well, let her go crazy.
I patted the little head of Bubble who was about to fall asleep again. In the latter’s hazy eyes, I made a gesture to get ready to start work. When I turned around, I happened to see the three Olympus members. Behind him, three black motorcycles gradually disappeared into the air...