Chapter 1305 The Fox Has a Bad Stomach

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When Xiaoxue and I returned home, we saw a particularly spectacular scene: a golden-haired white-faced fox that was bigger than a private car was running around the big tree in the center of the yard like a convulsion, flying sand and rocks along the way. , this fox weighs at least a ton. When she jumped like this, I felt like a small earthquake. Next to the circle the fox circled, there were piles of clay tablets of all sizes, with pottery fragments mixed in. At first glance, it looked like It's like she just demolished someone's house.

"Fox!" I was stunned by the smoky scene in front of me, and then I greeted loudly. Normally, no matter how bad the bastard was, she would definitely stop and take a look at the situation when I called her that, but this time I called her twice but the other party turned a deaf ear and continued to run around the tree. The grass in the yard was trampled into a mess by her: even if these plants are divine creations imbued with Dingdang’s divinity, their growth and recovery speed can’t keep up with her at all. Following the footsteps of the fox, the blown grass clippings and soil were spread everywhere in the yard. At this time, I could no longer see the concrete floor in front of the door.

Just when I was confused, the door behind me was pushed open, and my sister came out wiping her hands on her apron, as if to observe the fox's condition. I immediately went up and grabbed my sister's arm as if I were seeing a savior: "This girl's rabies has been dormant for thousands of years and finally broke out?" After asking, I thought: I don't know how to treat a creature like the nine-tailed demon fox infected with rabies. I'm afraid even soaking her in potion won't work. .

"I ate the wrong thing," my sister looked helplessly at the giant fox who showed no intention of stopping. The land beneath his feet was rapidly declining at a speed visible to the naked eye. Without the protection of the sacred lawn, the earth could not withstand her tossing. . Optimistically, she estimated that she would bury herself in the trench she dug in about ten minutes. "She fulfilled her mission and went to Iraq to dig up at least half a ton of clay tablets and came back. In the end, she was probably a little too happy and got carried away. Well, she sneaked into the kitchen and drank a pot of freshly stewed soup..."

I blinked: "Soup? Didn't you just drink a pot of soup? Could it be that Sandora got up early to stew it?"

The elder sister shrugged: "No. What is stewed in the pot is Dingdang." Then I saw Dingdang's little head popping out of my sister's apron pocket, and said hello to me in a muffled voice: "Ajun, Dingdang will be here later." Can you please stop taking a shower in the kitchen?"

Me: "..." I think the main person responsible for this accident is the fox herself - after living at home for so long, does she still not know that the kitchen is a dangerous place? Fortunately, she only drank some Dingdang soup this time. If it had caught up with Sandora's cooking days, she might have gone to the Great Temple to lie down and wait for resurrection.

"Then when will Sister Fox stop?" Xiaoxue looked a little worriedly as only half of her body was exposed on the ground. The fox that is still running wildly: The latter has worn down the ground by more than one meter. Now around the big tree in the yard, our house has a perfect circular trench with a diameter of more than ten meters. Filling it with water will definitely be like a moat. Similar. Xiaoxue was brought up by a fox, and this naughty child cared about her sister fox.

"I don't know." A voice came from directly above, and I looked up. I found Bingtis spreading her wings and slowly falling from the sky. It seemed that she had been hanging on the roof to dry her wings before. My perspective is quite subtle: in the third party's view, Bingtis fell from directly above, and I looked up from directly below. This is definitely a position to get benefits, but in fact I can't see anything: the goddess wears a skirt. Creatures with wings that fly all year round are equipped with holy light protection. They have one more lesson than the male god since elementary school: anti-wolf skills in flight. The first skill is Holy Light Body Protection or Shadow Body Protection. Bingtis is a light type - I lament this stupid thing?

"A mortal who drank that thing would probably run until he died of exhaustion, or even be burned into a human torch on the spot, but this little girl is much stronger than a mortal, probably... the excitement will pass after running for a while. "Bingtis held up the arbor and looked at the fox whose only tail was still exposed above the ground. He sighed in his tone, "There are tons of new things in your house every day. I originally thought I was stewed with a goddess. Soup is already strange enough, but I didn’t expect to meet someone holding a soup pot to death again today.”

After the words fell, Bingtis came up and gave me a bear hug as if he remembered something: "Isn't the scenery when I raised my head just now nice?"

I consider myself tall enough at 1.85 meters. But there was no way to resist Bingtis's signature bear hug (mainly because she was afraid of touching places she shouldn't have touched when she resisted, and she could yell with her family all day long), so she could only struggle hard to explain: "What happened just now?" It’s a conditioned reflex—and I can’t see anything, don’t you know?!”

Bingtis's hands were getting harder and harder, and his mouth was not idle: "Stop talking nonsense, at least you can see your thighs. I am a high-level goddess who lets you look around and touch me all day long. Now find some of this for you." Opinion?"

I wanted to explain, but I was speechless at this time. In the end, the female gangster let go after she had made enough trouble. She even pushed the 36e on her chest: "Hey, look at it, is it a little deformed? It seems that you used too much force just now. is too big……"

It would be absolutely crazy for me to answer her words at this time, so I turned around and changed the subject. Don't tell me, except for the fox who only had a tuft of golden hair on the tip of his tail and occasionally jumped out of the ground, there were indeed good topics at the scene. : That pile of clay tablets.

"Where's Jill?" I looked into the living room, but I didn't see my mother's figure. "Isn't she supposed to translate the clay tablets? Where is she playing at this time? There are so many things in the yard just lying there. What if the fox breaks it himself?"

"Don't worry, I gave the clay tablet a blessing and it won't be damaged." Bingtis waved his hand, "As for that servant who was a little short-sighted, your fox had a third of the soup left at that time, so she took the rest. I drank some Dingdang soup..."

I was immediately shocked when I heard this. This was the rhythm of something big happening: a fox had dug trenches into the yard, not to mention that the nanny king was a demigod. What if she demolished the house? Immediately, I was about to rush into the room to suppress Ji Shanshan who might have gone berserk, but I was stopped by Bingtis: "Don't worry, she is fine. And now she is waiting for the magic power to be completed."

Then Bingtis explained it, and I understood what was going on: because Ji Shanshan himself is a temple warrior of Dingdang.

Maybe it's because that guy has been working as a nanny at my house for too long, and I sometimes forget the fact that she is a servant of Dingdang God. Then Bingtis reminded me, and I suddenly realized. She is different from the fox. As a foreign creature, the latter cannot withstand the direct infusion of the divine power of the Goddess of Life, while Ji Shanshan herself is a spiritual creature transformed by Dingdang's divine power. In other words, she is almost another manifestation of the goddess' power now, Dingdang Liang Soup had no conflict with her at all. After drinking the divine soup, she had received the highest degree of blessing that a servant of the gods could receive. Now in Bingtis's words: She is sorting out the newly added power in her body, waiting for the completion of her magical power.

After waiting for a few minutes, the arrogant nanny king appeared unscathed, and she flew down from the sky: it seemed that after she achieved her magic, she wanted to impress her. I saw Ji Xuanxuan's whole body surrounded by light condensed by divine power, and a large piece of silly red cloth wrapped behind him. He slowly descended from the sky and shouted loudly: "Haha! I have accomplished a great feat. Now I am invincible in the world." !”

Then this invincible guy was hit by a jingle ball from me.

"Where is the translation of the clay tablets?" I held down the nanny king and rushed forward with my head lowered, like an angry bull planning to fight to the death. "Also, whose bed sheet are you wearing?"

"Let go of me! You rude person!" Nanny King slapped my hand away. "This is the robe I would wear when I was hunting wild beasts or triumphant in war. Your sheets are still there. With a collar?”

Then this guy adjusted her shirt, arrogantly as if she was the master of the house, but no matter what. She finally remembered the business: "You mean those clay tablets? The one on hand has almost been translated, and it is confirmed to be the first clay tablet. It tells the story of a god from afar who passed by the Sumerian city. The god Calling himself 'Xin', he said that he was traveling, and then told the Sumerians a lot of strange things. The rest of it was not finished. It seemed that the Sumerians at that time could not understand the knowledge that the god told them, so Just treat it as a record of the mythical stories of the Kingdom of God or something like that.”

I smiled and pointed at the mountains of clay tablets in the yard: "Look. You can continue working now."

Ji Shanshan looked up, turned around and was about to run away: "I don't want to do this anymore! Is this the work of a human being?!"

Bingtis stretched out her hand and grabbed the obstructive cloak behind the little dwarf (although she claimed it was a battle robe), pulled her mother over and hugged her to her chest and said: "Stop talking nonsense, do things with a beginning and an end. You still call yourself a king.”

Sister Bing's bear hug is so powerful. Ji Shanshan, who was less than 1.5 meters tall, was like a child in Bingdis's arms. When he landed, the latter's eyes were straight. She spent ten seconds focusing and looked at Bingdis with a look of resentment. Si's front armor: "It's amazing how big it is. I just died a few years ago..."

Then this small-breasted girl who had been a washboard for sixty centuries because she had died a few years earlier went to study those mud bumps. To be honest, I really sympathize with her. Just look at the workload: Fox showed great power with the help of imperial experts. I think she dug up about a ton of clay tablets in one go. Maybe they were originally There was an order, but the fox didn't think too much about it. She just piled all the clay tablets on the ground and ignored them, leaving them in a mess. Now Ji Shanshan has to find six contextually related pieces from a ton of clay tablets, and if possible, she has to search all the remaining clay tablets: because we can’t say whether there will be any in the remaining clay tablets. There are more clues about that "Xin" god. According to Xiaoxue's hunch, we must find out the truth about the gods recorded on the clay tablets. It is optimistically estimated that Ji Shanshan will suffer from cuneiform phobia after this incident. From then on, her city-state of Uruk will be a flash in her mind. A nightmare that never goes away.

While Ji Xianxuan was squatting on the ground muttering and starting to sort the clay tablets, I was bored and decided to see how long the fox planned to circle: under her running, the trench in the center of the yard had become extremely deep. She can no longer be seen at all. A few minutes ago, you could still see the tuft of golden hair on the tip of the fox's tail jumping up occasionally, but now you can only hear the rumbling sound of running wildly from deep underground, and occasionally there is a lot of mud. After emerging from the trench, Anweina had to go around and around the trench to collect the excavated soil into her portable space. Otherwise there will be no room for people to stand in this place...

"It looks like the digging is quite deep." Xiaoxue went to the side of the circular trench and picked up a piece of stone that had just been thrown up from the ground. "Dad, look, the basalt..."

Me: "...fuck you."

"Look dad. Granite."

Me: "...fuck!"

"Dad, look, coal is coming out..."

Our whole family was in that trench... no, strictly speaking, that thing was already a shaft. Our whole family was stunned next to the shaft, listening to the rumbling sounds coming from the deep underground. The fox below was making trouble at home. Ritu is a cute guy who just hangs around. But she is really a model of a blockbuster without making a sound: When will this thing stop?

The big tree in the center of the yard is now swaying because the fox is running around it. This directly results in the tree being planted on the top of an unstable vertical rock pillar. It would be fine if it were left like this. , but there happened to be a 100,000-horsepower fox who had taken the wrong medicine at the bottom of this rock pillar and kept scratching the wall. I thought that maybe the rock pillar in the center of the shaft would collapse in the next second. Then we had to work hard to dig the fox out of the coal seam.

But at this moment, the faint running sounds coming from the underground suddenly stopped.

It seemed that the fox had had enough trouble and finally recovered from the convulsions caused by eating the wrong thing. Sure enough, after a while I heard a whistling wind coming from the shaft, as if a huge thing was approaching rapidly, and then a big black fur ball jumped from the shaft to the ground and began to shake its hair vigorously. Seeing the second-rate fox at home again made me stunned: I still clearly remember how beautiful a golden-haired nine-tailed fox she was when she jumped. But after some baptism in the underground, she now looks like she has been practicing in Ethiopia for thousands of years. Only her eyes and a set of fangs are still white.

Feeling that there was a lot of dirt on her body, the fox shook its fur subconsciously, and we quickly took a few steps back in an orderly manner: "Okay, if we react slower, our whole family will be like her."

"Have you had enough?" I looked dumbfounded at the fox with the mosquito coils on his eyes. The latter swayed in place twice, then nodded in the direction of the porch pillar and made a whining sound. .

"Dizzy." My sister judged.

"I'm really dizzy." Everyone said in unison.

The fox shook his head and nodded again to the big flower pot next to him...

She then returned to human form. Her whole body was dirty as if she had just been fished out of coal ash (although she had just been fished out of coal ash). After banging against the door frame for a long time in a daze, she waved to the window next to her: "Sister Chen Qian, I want to bath."

My sister led the fox, who could no longer see the direction, to take a bath, leaving the few of us staring at each other next to the shaft. Then we started to discuss how to deal with this thing whose origin and end were very nonsense, and at this moment, Viska suddenly pulled my sleeve: "Brother, listen to the sound below."

As soon as I heard it, sure enough, there was an increasingly closer roar coming from down the shaft, and it sounded like something was about to gush out. A group of us took a closer look curiously, and then ran back together. The next second, a column of water mixed with mud, coal ash, and sand and gravel spurted out from the shaft: that bastard had opened up the underground water! ! !

Fortunately, everyone reacted quickly enough and did not get sprayed all over their heads and faces by this water column with rich connotations. After running out of the range of the water column, Bingtis turned around and threw an ice storm, freezing the groundwater that had just been sprayed to a height of two meters. It turned into an iceberg, and then Qian Qian, who looked excited next to me, started to discuss with me enthusiastically: "Ajun, let's build a fountain?"

I stared at Qianqian in shock. What on earth was she thinking about in these 0.5 seconds? !

At this moment, everyone suddenly heard the sound of flapping wings from the sky. When they looked up, they saw two large crows flying into the courtyard. These two crows were not Outside "people", they are the biological parents of the little crow Medivh. Although the pair failed to become gods, they also obtained the crow Holy Spirit who became a demigod under the disturbance of information from the void creatures. Because they still maintain their original appearance and living habits, this highly intelligent crow couple did not accept our family’s suggestion to live with their daughter in the house. Instead, they still perched on the big tree in the center of the yard and lived their daily lives. A happy life of not thinking about anything but flying around the stratosphere on time. The fox was so noisy just now that I almost forgot that there are two special residents in the house. Now that I think about it, it’s lucky that the fox didn’t knock down this tree - otherwise the God of Crows and the nine-tailed demon fox would have fought. , we don’t have to do anything today, just clean up the mess on the floor.

The crow couple circled in the air several times, looking at the messy yard below that looked like a mining farm. Finally, they determined that this was their home. They created a shadow platform in the air, landed steadily on it, and asked questions at the same time. looked at me.

I scratched my hair: "...there was a little trouble. The fox was hungry, so he dug a hole in the yard that went straight to the underground river."

The two crows expressed their understanding, and then checked their giant crow's nest. Of course, the crow's nest fixed on the top of the big tree with divine power was still there safely, so the two crows nodded with satisfaction and began to study it with interest. The ground under the tree, which was frozen into an ice sculpture, began to gush with fountains, and began to grind its mouth shells on the ice: they seemed to have no objection to the addition of a circular shaft under their house, but became interested in the underground water.

"So, Ajun," Qianqian tugged on my sleeve again, "Let's build a fountain?" (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support will This is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please read it.)