Chapter 374 376. Shazhi, Do You Know that Our Enmity Has Become Serious? (2-in-1)
"Hiccup"~
"Hiccup"~
"Hiccup"~
Vina hiccups are different from others.
Others probably just hit it normally.
Vina hiccupped, and the pair of LED headlights on her chest couldn't be hidden immediately.
Even the plump and fat Moon God robe belongs to the level of divine clothing in terms of "hiding cultivation".
"Ho ho ho ho!"
Matthew couldn't help but laugh.
"Don't laugh, hiccup~"
The image-conscious Elf Goddess Vina turned red in the face, became angry with embarrassment, and hit the man.
The point is, the elves at this time are indeed very interesting.
Matthew finished laughing and continued laughing.
"I said burp. Don't laugh, ho ho ho ho. Hiccup. Ho ho!"
"If you laugh again, I'll bite you!"
Vina herself couldn't help but laugh, and then burst into tears.
Another little fist-pounding-chest story.
The Elf Goddess said: "It was before and still is, you always like to bully me."
Now I’m talking about the present. In the past, it was naturally the part where Matthew raised the elf Weena.
Raising elves, new games, and unknown ways of playing, Master Matthew is very interested in it.
But while he was interested, Matthew quickly developed the habit of dishing out elf.
Last time on the way to the Luna cabin, Matthew used the blue elf as a rubber racket.
Thinking back to the beginning, he was not willing to do such a cruel thing to the cute little elf Wei Na. If he didn't come here ten or twenty times a day, wouldn't he have cultivated it in vain?
kitchen.
Miss Saori, who was still in the preparation stage of making coffee, made a strategic move and looked back. Seeing that Her Highness Vina had thrown herself into Master Matthew's arms, she nodded slightly.
"Well, he is worthy of being the number one male god in the God Realm. His Highness Wei Na's unpredictable character can also be solved in minutes."
Her Highness Vina, the goddess of the moon, is an elusive example in the minds of the goddesses.
The elves are different from other races.
According to legend, in the past, elves were one of the few powerful races that could compete with the dragon clan.
Of course, the dimension of power was relatively low at that time. Now Shazhi has returned to that era and unified the universe in minutes.
Elves are of noble birth.
The splintered vegetation elves, night elves and other side effects are not counted. The nobility here is reserved for pure-blooded elves like Her Highness Vina.
Pure-blood elves, also known as high-ranking elves, are born kings and are powerful from generation to generation.
They are the darlings of all major elements, including the element of power. No matter which direction they develop, they will become strong.
They are beautiful, generous, self-disciplined, cautious in speaking, and as smart as yarn. It is difficult to see through their thoughts except on specific occasions.
You must know that Ms. Saori’s [Guessing] skill level is MAX.
In this case, before getting close to Master Matthew, she and Her Majesty Wei Na still had a very difficult time getting along.
so.
"Master is really awesome."
The story of Matthew raising the elf is only known to the parties involved and the great mother goddess Hera.
Suddenly——
"It's daytime!"
"Saori is still in the kitchen!"
The urgent voice came from the elf Vina.
Little Lover No. 2 Miss Shazhi, after hearing this, she decisively stepped back and said, "Your Highness Wei Na, do you want your coffee to be bitter, or add milk and sugar?"
Her Highness the Elf Vina, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room with red ears, quickly turned her back and said, "I, I, I, it's all okay."
"Okay." Shazhi's little lover returned to his original position.
outside.
"It doesn't matter if I didn't tell you."
"I mean the coffee made by Saori!"
"I was wrong, okay? I shouldn't have been hiding from you."
"Someday, I will make it up to you someday. It really can't be done now. Saori is still in the kitchen."
Hearing this, Shaori in the kitchen continued to retreat tactically?
Then she is not a qualified little lover.
However, if they do this, there is a certain chance that their master will be drawn into the battle group out of anger.
So the wicked Miss Saori was very confused.
The goddess of wisdom is always ready.
On the outside, he is always dignified, elegant, decent and generous.
But Goddess Saori's underwear was produced by the Home Goddess House. Because she was in such a hurry to get out, she simply forgot her pants at home.
"Tick-tock", "sweat" dripped from Shazhi's feet.
His face was unusually flushed.
Just then.
She noticed that the living room had become quiet.
"So fast?……"
"No, you can't talk nonsense."
"It should be time to move the battlefield."
"Saori, where's my coffee?"
The last sentence came from behind the goddess Saori.
Her Highness Vina, the goddess of the moon, narrowed her eyes and said fiercely: "Shazhi, do you know that our enmity has become bigger?!"
"Your Highness."
Miss Saori, dressed as a barista, instantly switches to pitiful mode.
does not work.
Wei Na is an elf, and she is not interested in people outside her own clan.
Wei Na said: "I have already asked Matthew, and he has never mentioned me in front of you at all, but you took it upon yourself to trick me here."
Saori put down the coffee beans in her hand and said apologetically: "Yes, it was indeed my own decision."
"However, Your Highness Weena, I only brought you to Sir Matthew because I saw that you missed him."
Wei Na retorted: "I miss him? I miss him bullying me?"
After saying this, the Elf Goddess immediately covered her mouth.
She has not forgotten how she was so "submissive" just now and signed various unequal treaties to escape from danger.
At this moment, she has not completely escaped from the man's sphere of influence.
And according to the unequal treaty, a man can regret it at any time and have him punished on the spot.
But Wei Na took the initiative to provoke and then was executed, which would definitely be worse than the worst.
So she didn't dare to say anything further.
Goddess Saori dares to say that the previous paragraph is just the beginning.
"The task given to me by Lord Matthew is to find the goddess who needs to go on a mission recently."
"This is confidential. Among the goddesses I am familiar with, you are the only one who can possibly help me, Your Highness Vina."
"Before I met you, all I thought about was how to get your help. Later I found that you were always distracted when talking, and it was most serious when talking about Lord Matthew, so I changed my plan and brought you here so that you could meet me. As soon as I meet the adults.”
Hearing this, Wei Na retorted with her eyes but said nothing.
Saori asked: "We haven't seen you for a few days. Do you really miss Mr. Matthew?"
Her Highness Wei Na continued to retort, but her eyes were not as sharp as they were at the beginning.
"Master Matthew made an appointment with you to meet at the Luna Cabin, and you kept the appointment."
Wei Na: "."
This is a fact. As a goddess, it is more true than it should be.
"Master Matthew likes to play, but he never seems to force you."
Vina: "!!!"
Recall a few days ago and the previous ten minutes.
The man talks about being cruel, but in fact he mainly scares the elves and teases them.
It doesn't count when they're playing.
Even if Wei Na didn't want to admit it, she was indeed very happy at that time.
Apart from playing, the man treats her more like a little love between a human couple.
On the contrary, she failed to fulfill her duties as a wife.
Think of this
Her Highness the Moon Goddess Vina slowly lowered her head.
…
After finishing speaking, Saori returned to her barista posture.
The Quiet Cafe in Sacred Tree Holy Realm follows the path of quality and style, and its branches are soaring, and its sales volume is the same.
This must be attributed to the boss of Saori, the goddess of wisdom.
Inheriting memories not only conveys the original level of strength, but now that Saori calls herself the best barista in the God Realm, no one will object.
Hand-grinded coffee only tastes good if it is carefully crafted. Yarn weaving is now at the stage of meticulous craftsmanship.
at the same time.
Her Highness the Elf Wei Na behind her slowly lowered her head.
She realized her mistake.
Whether it's an elf to an elf or an elf to a human being, emotional matters are always mutual.
Vina failed to fulfill her obligations as a wife, and her husband Matthew chose to be tolerant.
Once or twice is called tolerance, and too many times is called indulgence.
Matthew is clearly not a conniving person, except to himself.
Over time, the two of them must have been at odds with each other and eventually ended up breaking up.
Ho ho ho, she is indeed the moon elf goddess who plays a lot.
Think really and comprehensively.
Maybe she was cheating, and Saori, who had just had a heart-to-heart talk with her, didn't think about it so comprehensively.
Weena lowered her head and returned to the living room of the kind-hearted god's cabin. The male god Matthew had resumed reading mode.
When he asked about the monitoring status of the planets in the world, their little elf wife would always tell them everything she knew.
The next step will be taken care of by Little Lover No. 2 Shazhi.
With my little lover here, how could Sir Matthew himself do such a trivial matter?
The elf went to find Shazhi to settle accounts.
Matthew could tell.
But Matthew wasn't worried.
Saori is the shrewdest among the goddesses he knows. It is very difficult for an elf not to suffer a loss against her.
No, there was no fierce sound coming from the kitchen, and Wei Na came back.
Her Royal Highness Vina, who is short, fat and fat, said: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that to you."
Matthew: ()?
What happened to him?
Could it be that the elf took advantage of his absence to seduce other women?
Her Royal Highness Elf Vina took the initiative to step forward, sit on the sofa next to Matthew, and hugged one of the man's arms.
"I don't have the obligation to be a good wife, you won't hate me, right?"
As she spoke, the beautiful elf raised her eyes and blinked her big eyes. In conjunction with her facial expressions, she actually used a quarter of the power of one of Shazhi's special moves, [Cute and Poor].
What could Matthew say?
He's not really a straight man.
Putting down the new comic book, Master Matthew tapped the elf's round and watery face and said, "How could I hate you?"
"I knew it!"
Her Highness Wei Na suddenly smiled.
"but."
Wei Na pricked up her ears, there was a but behind.
Matthew said: "But you can't do this again."
Her Highness Wei Na nodded variously and raised three fingers using the method taught by the man before, "I swear, I will do my best to play the role of a good wife!"
"Well, then I will reluctantly believe you again."
Immediately, Matthew stretched out his hands, as if he wanted to break the seal.
This time, as Wei Na said, she no longer racked her brains to find a way to escape, but took the initiative to unbutton her blouse.
Matthew again: ()?
It seems that their elves have indeed made considerable progress in their ideological realm.
What are you waiting for?
A princess hug.
The battlefield was successfully transferred.
The seal is opened and the fragrance overflows. The elf goddess Vina finally realizes that she has been deceived again?
Why say it again?
Originally it was again.
Yarn! …
"Shazhi, our feud has become serious!"
…
the next day.
A peaceful and harmonious second day.
On the big bed in the master bedroom, to Matthew's left is Her Highness Veena, the goddess of the moon, who is deeply asleep, and to her right is Miss Saori, the goddess of wisdom, who is sleeping without any sleeping clothes.
Matthew patted the right buttock that was still red and swollen.
Cause of pain, saori expression management failed.
Those eyes that looked like morning dew opened, and Little Lover No. 2 said with a bit of charm and a bit of resentment: "Master, can't Shazhi arouse your interest?"
Matthew shook his head no.
Little Lover No. 2 doesn't fight or grab, and even thinks about Matthew's master at every turn.
But she is also a woman...a woman who needs a man's love.
Last night, Saori took it upon herself to open the bedroom door and join the battlefield.
Her original intention was to bully Her Highness Vina with Master Matthew, or be bullied.
As a result, the master didn't pay much attention to her, and the angry Highness Wei Na ignored her even more.
Unless she suppressed her self-esteem, she might have entered a state of autistic isolation.
Miss Saori is Miss Saori who speaks out when she has something to say.
Although she is not afraid of being wronged.
Matthew next to him, playing secretly, said: "This is your punishment for not completing the task on time."
"I don't want this kind of punishment!..."
Hugging her tightly, Saori seemed to feel even more aggrieved.
But she was so smart that she immediately realized the four words "to commit crimes and meritorious service".
The "duties" that human wives need to fulfill in the morning are replaced by Shazhi, Her Highness the Elf Goddess Vina.
When it was over, she took a lozenge in her mouth, put on her shoes and set off to do her main mission.
Of course, she spent more than 48 minutes freshening up before departure.
This is common sense, Matthew would not do such a boring thing.
After Shazhi said her sweet and sour farewell and left, Master Matthew officially got up and washed up.
Going out for breakfast, it takes about 25 minutes to go back and forth.
When Matthew came back, he was the first to notice the movement in the bedroom. When he walked inside, he saw the great elf Wei Nayi sleeping under the quilt.
Matthew smiled slightly, not doubting that he was there, and turned on the "TV" in the living room for a while.
No matter in any aspect, his combat effectiveness is the best among the best, but it does not include the technical level of the game.
But playing games sometimes depends on luck. It would be difficult to lose in three games with six masters playing small accounts.
It was at this time that Matthew heard the inaudible footsteps and turned around to see who else could be there besides Wei Na?
At this moment, His Highness Weena was wearing men's pajamas, and her upper body was in men's pajamas that were extremely tight. She was tiptoeing to the ground, walking forward step by step, like a white swan.
Well, a fat white swan. Ordinary swans are thin and tall, but not as fat as her.
"Are you awake?"
Matthew smiled.
Hearing this, Wei Na's body trembled and she subconsciously ran back.
Xu knew there was no point in running, so she stopped the car halfway, said "I need to go to the bathroom", then quickly entered the bathroom, closed the door and locked it.
There is a lot of joy in the fairy play.
Matthew scored again and ended in failure, winning three times and losing one, 100% no loss.
This concludes today’s gaming experience.
Matthew shouted in the direction of the bathroom, "This is my house. You don't need a key to open the door. I'm hungry, so come out and cook!"
"Squeak"~
The bathroom door is open a crack.
The Elf Moon Goddess became timid again and said weakly: "You really just want me to cook?"
Matthew: "At 12 noon, if I can't eat, I'll eat you. It's up to you."