Chapter 432 Porusalino: Did You Do It on Purpose or Unintentionally? Of Course It Was Intentional!

Navy, pirates, World Government affiliated countries, CP0 - at the same time that the entire East China Sea was in chaos because of Porusalino's script, the peace and tranquility of the Navy's headquarters, Marinefando, was about to come to an end.

"Moxi Moxi? Is this Nami?"

The phone bug meticulously imitated Luffy's playful expression on the other end of the phone.

"..."

Nami, who was sorting out the material incoming and outgoing reports from Warehouse No. 201 to No. 237 of Marine Fando today, her face instantly turned gloomy:

"Nami is not in the office, please call again at 25:00 tonight."

Without any hesitation, Nami answered the phone and hung up after just a perfunctory sentence.

In fact, as a trainee staff member of the Navy Warehouse Management Office, Nami was required to answer every phone call carefully during working hours. She even had a special set of speaking skills that she had to learn before joining the job to deal with some people who did not understand warehouse materials. Senior generals who manage process rules.

But Luffy is such an annoying boy, and Nami doesn't want to say even one more word to him after work, let alone during working hours.

Just like now, no normal person would be ignorant, but Luffy still took the trouble to dial the number, as if he wanted to compete with Nami to see who was more patient and who had more free time.

"Tell me, Luffy, what do you want to do? I'll tell you in advance that it's absolutely impossible to bring you here to visit again..."

Sighing slightly, Nami grabbed the phone from the table as if she was resigned to her fate - last time, she took this kid to her place of work under Luffy's soft touch. As a result, Luffy went crazy when faced with a warehouse full of supplies. He wanted to put everything on his future ship, completely ignoring Nami's need to take care of the accounts.

Under Nami's firm gaze that did not tolerate any bargaining, the corner of the phone bug's mouth turned downwards, simulating Luffy's dissatisfaction on the other end of the phone:

"Who do you think I am, Nami! Didn't I promise you last time?"

After a moment of silence, Nami roared with an almost gritted tone, even like a sharp-toothed murloc that hunted prey. Not only did her teeth turn into sharp daggers, but her eyes also emitted a vicious red light:

"...You said the same thing last time!! Bastard!!"

"Ah?! Is that so?!"

It seems that he is innocent after realizing it, but in fact, the corner of his mouth has been turned aside, and his eyes are moving furtively - Luffy's ability to lie was perfectly inherited from his grandfather, Lieutenant General Garp.

"...Oh, don't waste my time, Luffy, tell me if you have anything."

Tired, Nami gave up her useless job of fussing over "one of the three major troubles of the Navy Headquarters" - the other two were naturally Porusalino and Vice Admiral Garp.

"Are you planning to take a look at the progress of the ship... If that's the case, Frankie showed me the construction site yesterday. It's basically ready, except for the later decoration work."

"Is it basically OK? That's great!"

Luffy nodded repeatedly and praised in a tone of amazement and admiration: "As expected of Franky!! He is the best boatman!!"

"I will tell him this for you,"

Nami replied calmly, "So you should be okay? If you are okay, then I will die."

"Don't hang up! Nami!"

Luffy, who was in his dormitory looking at the busy scene of Oris Military Port in the distance, heard this and immediately tried to dissuade him, but then he laughed:

"Actually, I think we can prepare to go to sea now! How about you contact Franky?"

"Can you say that again?!!"

Immediately, Nami, who transformed into a humanoid tyrannosaurus, startled a certain uncle, Lieutenant Colonel, who was passing by the door of her office holding documents. Luffy on the other end of the phone was also so frightened that he almost lost his grip on the phone and let him dropped on the floor.

"You didn't eat your brain today, did you? Luffy?"

After looking left and right, and confirming that there was only the back of the Lieutenant Colonel who had walked away in the corridor outside the door, Nami retracted her head in an instant and locked the office door.

However, this time Luffy's answer was rare and reliable, which surprised her:

"Of course I didn't eat my brain! Nami! I'm serious! Listen to my analysis!"

"The word 'analysis' actually came out of your mouth... Okay, just say it and I'll listen."

"Well... in my opinion, there are three main obstacles that hinder our departure from Marinefando!"

While Luffy was trying to recall the tone and pattern of General Zefa's speech in class, he mobilized all the brain cells that usually only think about cooking and fighting:

"The first point is Admiral Porusalino! It was he who guided me on my journey to become a naval soldier, and he is the most powerful general in our navy. If he knew that I was leaving Marineland and taking you with me, he would definitely stop me. Mine! There’s no way we can win against him!”

When he talked about Porusalino, Luffy's eyebrows and facial features were squeezed together in worry.

Nami had a strange expression - she knew about Luffy's plan to leave the Navy Headquarters, but it was actually the secret arrangement and promotion of Porusalino.

(The first point is wrong...but Luffy, it's not easy to use your brain...)

"...You continue."

"The second point is my grandpa Garp!"

Luffy gritted his teeth and said, "He is an old man with a weird temper and strong strength. He likes to go against me the most... There is nothing we can do if we encounter him!"

"Well... you continue."

Nami quickly changed the angle of the phone, so as not to convey her forced smile to Luffy, causing the topic to change and disrupting Luffy's extremely difficult rational thinking.

"The third point is the rest of the navy seniors, including Marshal Sengoku. We cannot defeat many of them, and they will definitely stop us."

"You might as well say that the entire Navy Headquarters is preventing us from going to sea, Luffy... you have no point in dividing it into three!"

Nami, who felt like she was looking forward to being lonely, finally couldn't help it and complained.

"Hehehe, you can also say that,"

Luffy smiled extremely happily, looking like a heartless and stupid monkey, "Didn't Teacher Dan Zefa say that when persuading others, you should usually list three points, so as to appear convincing!"

"Teacher Zefa's theory is based on your correct analysis, and then it is gradually deepened! But what you said is all the same thing!"

Nami, who was so upset about Luffy going to sea, immediately jumped to her feet and hit the table with her hands hard, almost leaving an afterimage - if Luffy hadn't been by her side at this time, she would have let this kid I know that the three-point breakdown when persuading others is not necessarily good, but there is definitely nothing wrong with the three-point attack on people.

"Oh, don't be so serious, Nami, please listen to my analysis again..."

"You still have two minutes. If you haven't finished speaking in two minutes, just go ahead and do whatever you need to do."

There was indifference in Nami's eyes - she had been an intern staff member at the Navy Warehouse Management Office for so long, and her heart was already as cold as numbers!

"Ahem... First of all, Sabo told me that General Porusalino and my grandfather, as well as Lieutenant General Stoloberg and Lieutenant General Dalmecia, they will all stay in the East China Sea for a while! Not for the time being! Will return to Malinfando!"

Although their fates have all been affected by Porusalino, the three "ASL" brothers still have a very good relationship with each other. And because they are in the same camp and have more convenient phone bugs, they have much more contact than in the original plot.

"Go on."

Nami raised her eyebrows slightly.

"In addition, General Sakaski and General Kuzan just completed their debriefings back to their headquarters yesterday and returned to the New World and Fish-Man Island respectively. General Fujitora also returned to station in Mariejoia again..."

On the other end of the phone, Luffy made a proud expression and put his hands on his waist: "Mainfando is very empty right now! The resistance we have when going to sea is also the lowest in history!"

"The emptiness you are talking about refers to the situation where tens of thousands of sailors, hundreds of battleships, many elite lieutenant generals, Sengoku marshals, and General Zefa are all present? Let me remind you, Luffy, you are going to sea. I don’t want to go to sea and become the pirate emperor!”

Nami only thought that Luffy's weird statement was both funny and speechless, but she still affirmed: "But what you said does make sense. Under the current situation, if we go to sea, the resistance we will encounter will be the lowest. "

After she finished speaking, Nami stared blankly at the phone bug, and an idea suddenly appeared in her mind.

(How do you feel about this situation... General Porusalino did it on purpose...?)

"Yes, yes!!"

Luffy immediately beamed with joy, but soon cleared his throat again and pretended to be serious: "Secondly, I think the world is in turmoil now, Nami!"

"...Did you really not have a bad brain today? Luffy?"

Nami, who had heard many incredible words from Luffy's mouth, still had her eyes widened.

"Be serious! Nami! I'm analyzing it for you!"

"Yeah..."

Nami clenched her fists.

Luffy, who was very nervous, didn't pay attention to Nami's emotional changes at all, and said to himself:

"The flying pirate Golden Lion, who competed with Roger for the throne of the Pirate King, didn't he come back from the dead, and he also met with the pirate emperors of the new world. They must have a conspiracy, and it's not just a simple banquet... …And maybe there will be a war with our navy soon! But faced with such a situation, Granny He and the staff will definitely not choose to take the initiative, but will definitely defend passively first..."

"So, if we go to sea at this time, we can participate in the confrontation more flexibly! Just like Teacher Zefa said, use unobtrusive and strange moves to gain the initiative in the battle!"

——It must be said that whether it is Luffy in the original plot of One Piece or the "Dark Boy" Luffy who is now influenced by Porusalino, his mind is top-notch, but most of the time I just don’t like thinking. And once they use their brains, they can express the most critical truth in simple words.

"You're right...but are you sure you don't want to contact your dad? Luffy?"

Nami, who agreed with Luffy's point of view, nodded, and then joked, "Maybe he and the revolutionary army he commands are also secretly in contact with the Golden Lion? After all, they are also powerful opponents of our navy!"

"Huh? My dad?"

Luffy tilted his head and pressed his nose with disdain, "There's no need to contact him! Whether it's him or my grandfather, sooner or later I can beat them all away!"

"Um……"

Nami blinked. No matter how familiar she was with the Monchi family, she still didn't know how to respond to the words "father is kind and son is filial" and "father is kind and grandson is filial".

However, Luffy didn't say too much about this, but took the initiative to bring the topic back:

"Last and most important, Nami!"

"I'm listening, don't be so loud suddenly!"

"It's the East China Sea! The East China Sea!!"

"East China Sea?"

Nami's feigned confusion was mixed with a hint of obvious expectation.

"Nami, didn't you just come back from the East China Sea? You are also from the East China Sea. The problems you mentioned before about the Fishman Pirates and the local navy... Now General Porusalino and my grandfather have all gone there. , and CP0, something terrible is definitely going to happen there! It may even be happening right now!”

"Since we are going to sea, how can we miss this opportunity?"

"and!"

Luffy suddenly pretended to be mysterious and lowered his voice again and again: "Ace told me before he and General Kuzan returned to Fish-Man Island that a new round of secret surveillance by the headquarters will begin soon. Then we can follow Behind the headquarters surveillance ship..."

The "headquarters is empty" just right, the brothers are high-density just right, and the "ship construction is completed" just right - I really have you, General Porusalino!

Nami sighed in her heart.

…

The capital of Goa Kingdom, Gaozhen.

In the square, two huge screens had been erected early. Not far from the screen, two navy squadrons were guarding two huge image phone bugs.

The people of the Kingdom of Goa didn't know what was going to happen soon. They just followed the mentality of watching the excitement and started to gather in the square in twos and threes. However, after a while, the square became overcrowded.

——Since yesterday, outrageous rumors about their country's king and some nobles have begun to spread throughout the country, and people are talking about it in the streets and alleys.

So, looking at things like this today, do you want to refute the rumors?

"Porusalino, you can go up and speak later, and let me control and play the video..."

Behind the huge screen, in the small building of the Navy, Lieutenant General Garp was still doing Porusalino's ideological work, "You are the Navy Admiral, your identity..."

"But you are from Donghai, and you are from Goa Kingdom, Lieutenant General Garp~"

"But I..."

"My visit to the East China Sea is completely confidential, Lieutenant General Garp, Dama~"

"Then can you redesign your lines? Look at what you have prepared! You are not afraid of embarrassment, I am!"

Lieutenant General Garp said angrily, wanting to throw the paper in his hand at Porusalino's face - this kid definitely did it on purpose! No matter how shameless Garp is in the headquarters, it is because he is in the headquarters, but when he comes to his hometown, he can't talk like this! Especially in front of so many people!

He plans to return to Windmill Village for retirement in the future!