I Picked up Attributes in Weird Tokyo

0111: Hey, Why Didn’t My Little Husband Come to Class Today? (First Update!)

Kitahara Ryosuke probably didn't read the almanac today.

When I went out, I met Airi Nishijima, and when I came home, I quarreled with Mieko again.

"I really don't understand how those seniors can withstand such a heavy weight on their wings."

Now that he knows that his abilities can lead to fights, Kitahara Ryosuke doesn't dare to leave the hotel casually anymore.

When you go downstairs to the lobby, the service staff immediately comes forward to ask if they can help you.

Kitahara Ryosuke bought a bottle of water, a sandwich, and one breakfast until his stomach protested for a long time.

While eating, the phone is on.

17 missed calls and more than 500 unread messages.

"..."

The culprit is Nishijima Airi. Of the more than 500 messages, more than 490 of them called Kitahara Ryosuke a scumbag.

Tapping the screen, Kitahara Ryosuke replied: [I didn’t say I was irresponsible either. 】

Airi Nishijima: [Scumbag, scumbag! 】

With nothing to talk about on such a day, Kitahara Ryosuke went to read other information.

"Drip"~

New one.

[Do you dare to answer the phone? 】

Then came a phone call.

Kitahara Ryosuke dared to quarrel with Mieko, what else could he dare not?

However, as soon as he pressed the answer button, a harsh roar came from the receiver - "Scum! Man!"

! ..."

Because the sound was loud enough, it attracted the attention of many passers-by.

Kitahara Ryosuke quickly covered his phone with both hands and walked towards the bathroom in the corner.

"Airi Nishijima, is there something wrong with you?"

On the phone: "Yes, do you think there is a normal person among the spirit slayers? I am a level 4 spirit slayer."

"What do you want to do?"

"I don't want to, I'm still in pain... Tell me, why did you turn off the phone?!"

Deputy Minister Nishijima is very confident.

Kitahara Ryosuke walked into one of the doors. Because it was relatively remote and empty, his waist straightened up.

"Sister, can you let me go?"

"Who said you have to be responsible just now?!"

Kitahara Ryosuke said: "Okay, I'm old enough. I'll get the "Marriage Acceptance Certificate" tomorrow!"

Airi Nishijima also said: "Okay, whoever doesn't go is not a man!"

"You are a woman."

"You do not dare."

"Who was pushed against the wall twice by me today?"

It's sheer nonsense to pull evidence, regardless of whether Kitahara Ryosuke is willing or not, Nishijima Airi is not willing yet.

"Little brat."

Airi Nishijima said viciously: "Why don't you come to see me this afternoon? Aren't you very courageous?"

Kitahara Ryosuke returned the favor, "You have no idea whether I'm older or not?"

Airi Nishijima: "Haha, not really, I don't feel it at all."

Kitahara Ryosuke chuckled: "Who said it hurt just now?"

"It hurts even if a toothpick pricks me."

This woman is so cruel.

There is no end to this noise.

Kitahara Ryosuke told the truth, "You canceled the actual combat training I wanted to do most, and you asked me to find you. Why are you looking for us to have another fight?"

The voice on the phone stagnated for a moment, followed by a bell-like laughter, "So that's why, you narrow-minded man, don't you know that the mechanical materials used in actual combat training are also provided by the research department?"

In other words, going to see Airi Nishijima can also provide practical training.

Nishijima is the deputy minister and has huge authority. Not to mention half a day of training, ten days and a half is just a matter of her words.

"Come here now and I'll give you something better."

Whether this statement is true or not can be verified. Half of it is true and half of it is four Gatlings.

Kitahara Ryosuke frowned and his tone gradually softened, "What exactly do you want to do with me?"

"Study you."

Talking about business, Airi Nishijima also returned to his senior posture, "It took me more than two years to change the meditation method to the 8th edition, but today I found that the meditation method you are using is different from the 9th edition that is currently being experimented with. quite."

I remember that in the deputy minister's office, this woman asked Kitahara Ryosuke's rank and checked before rushing over in a hurry.

"Edition 9..."

Kitahara Ryosuke didn't know what eighty or ninety was, he only knew that what he was practicing now was [Intermediate Meditation Method].

"I just practiced blindly."

"I know."

Airi Nishijima said: "Of course there are more advanced spiritual energy cultivation methods in the world than meditation, but the meditation method you use is the meditation method of the Special Affairs Department."

"Then... you want to use the meditation method I am using now to reversely deduce your ninth version of the meditation method?"

Airi Nishijima said: "Yes."

Switching to talking about business, Kitahara Ryosuke's tone became more relaxed, "You get the 9th edition of the meditation method, what can I get?"

Airi Nishijima said angrily: "What else do you want?"

Kitahara Ryosuke: "Sister, I was so angry that I couldn't understand anything at that time!"

"I don't know..."

Airi Nishijima got angry when she said this, "Let me ask you, who pulled my pants down, and who tore my stockings? And more!..."

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything anymore. I just want to ask a question."

It was all done by Kitahara Ryosuke, what could he say.

"Ahem, if I want to bring out a weirdo from the ghost realm and keep it by my side, what should I do?"

Airi Nishijima said without hesitation: "Female spy?"

"Does it matter?"

"Important, do you think it's weird why everyone wants to harm people?"

Deputy Minister Nishijima asked and answered himself, "The weird ones that escaped from the ghost realm are not just the two that you dealt with, or a total of five. There are more weird ones in the real world."

"I'm too professional and you won't understand even if I say it. You can think of them as a special energy."

"The ghost realm is full of spiritual energy, so ghosts can persist in the ghost realm forever. The real world is the world of humans, and there is not enough environment for them to survive. If they don't want to disappear or return to the ghost realm, they have to plunder humans."

"To put it more bluntly, they need a human body to adapt to the new environment and avoid rejection in the real world."

Kitahara Ryosuke thought thoughtfully, "In other words, as long as I find a suitable body, it will work?"

What he thinks is appropriate, male to male, female to female.

Airi Nishijima said with a hint of ridicule: "According to your thoughts, neon has long since disappeared everywhere."

The memory picture emerged, and Kitahara Ryosuke remembered a piece of information he had read a few days ago.

The cold-faced and kind-hearted Sister Yingzi asked about the body of the red-dressed woman who had lured Uncle Baichuan away, "How long do you think this body can last?"

"Weirdo needs a human body to walk freely in the real world, and it is very difficult to find a suitable body..." Ryosuke Kitahara said to himself.

He had never seen the strange identity of the woman in red. He only knew that she started fishing after giving birth to the strange boy.

I met the strange boy twice. The first time was when Kitahara Ryosuke found the latter. The strange boy was hiding in an uninhabited forest.

The second time the strange boy took the initiative, he became hidden in the body of a human being.

"Mieko..."

Kitahara Ryosuke thought of the bratty girl at home who insisted on calling herself mother even though she didn't have much motherly temperament.

On the phone, "Hey, hello, Ryosuke Kitahara, are you listening?"

Kitahara Ryosuke said: "I have something to do today. I'll see you tomorrow."

"You want to prostitute me for free again?" Nishijima Airi said in a bad tone.

Kitahara Ryosuke said helplessly: "Can we not turn onto the highway while we are talking?"

"Okay, come to the building on time at eight o'clock tomorrow morning for class!"

Teacher Nishijima seemed too lazy to talk nonsense and directly came up with his trump card, "If you dare to fool me, I will ask other students, eh, why isn't my little husband here?"

"..."

This woman is hopeless.

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