Chapter 5 The Highest State of Disguise Is Cross-Dressing

It was already evening when I returned to Essinger, but now Essinger is quite lively. A large group of players are standing on the street, but they are not waiting to go shopping, but looking at the sky in a daze. At this time, a red jade gate stood in the sky diagonally to the side of Isengard among the billowing red clouds. Inside the gate, a large group of fairies with flying ribbons and various colorful mythical beasts came in and out carrying large numbers of people. The scene of the injured heavenly soldiers was really spectacular.

After entering the Aixinge Sky City section, you can see that Erlangshen is instructing everyone to complete the transportation work. I went over to say a few words and quickly left. I need to prepare a lot of things for tomorrow's plan. I dragged Rose, Hongyue and Eagle into the secret space used as a confidential warehouse.

Seeing me carefully closing the door, Ying asked curiously: "Why did you drag us in?"

I briefly talked about the Demon King Palace and then said to them: "How is it? Do you think this plan is feasible?"

Rose nodded and said: "In terms of funds, it is definitely feasible. The good things in the Demon Palace are definitely not just a few. If you really can get them all, you can definitely make a fortune."

Hongyue frowned and said, "But what if you are exposed?"

"That's why I asked you to come in and help me think about how to hide my identity! Shuixu said that I am protected by the spirit of injustice, so I don't have to worry about being tracked by the soul, but I still need to hide other aspects."

Ying looked at me up and down and said: "Anyway, you can't wear this armor anymore. The order suit is the symbol of our guild, and it's too easy to reveal your identity."

Hongyue immediately said: "The guild badge on the chest must also be hidden. Although the guild badge cannot be eliminated except for quitting the guild, the system does not stipulate that the badge must be worn outside the clothes."

Rose added: "Yinyue does not have a magic pet in her body, and the guild guardian beasts have decided not to take action easily. Only our guild has large guardian beasts, and they will be revealed as soon as they are discovered. Fenglong can be summoned. Help transport items, but cannot be summoned when there are enemies. Otherwise, they will still be easily recognized."

I sat on a treasure chest and said, "The problem now is that the Roaring Sky Dog is also in the Demon Palace. How are we going to deal with that guy's nose?"

"How about pepper bombs?" Hong Yue casually 'touched' one out. "Every girl in our guild has one. The crystal chocolate is said to be a substitute for anti-wolf spray."

"I'm a magical dog, so this probably won't work, right?" I wasn't too confident about this pepper bomb.

Rose said: "How about we consider using mustard bomb? I also have a curry bomb here. By the way, there is also a chili powder bomb in Crystal Chocolate."

"I'm afraid these alone are not enough. Is there anything else?"

Eagle jumped up and said, "Wait a minute, I'll go get the crystal chocolate and ask."

Not long after Eagle left, Crystal Chocolate was brought over. Crystal Chocolate had already listened to Eagle's simple explanation on the way. Recently, she asked her Phoenix Dragon to pour a bunch of small bamboo tubes out. "President Ziri, just come to me if you want to deal with dogs. I am most afraid of dogs, so I made a lot of bombs specifically designed to deal with dogs. Huh?" Crystal Chocolate suddenly stopped and looked around the room and then looked back at Eagle: "Didn't you say that President Ziri needs it? Where are the others?"

"I'm here." I waved my hand, and when I saw the surprised look in her eyes, I knew what the situation was. "Don't be surprised, this is my trumpet."

"I'm telling you!" Crystal Chocolate came over and held my face and looked at it for a long time before saying: "The outline seems to be somewhat similar, but this one is too... too beautiful, right? Even men look like you, and we women will still How are you messing around?"

"You'd better tell me the purpose of those repellents first. I have something urgent."

"Okay." Crystal Chocolate ran back to the pile of things and picked up a few bottles. "This big bottle is called super stink bomb. Considering that the effect is too strong, I won't demonstrate it. You can use this to disperse most enemies instantly, and few people can withstand this smell. However, this thing has major flaws. Then It’s just that some scavengers will be attracted to it.”

"Is there anything more powerful?"

"Yes." Crystal Chocolate took out a colorful bottle. "This is filled with powerful tear gas. As long as the bottle is broken, the contents will instantly spread throughout the space. The more airtight the environment, the better the effect. But you should also pay attention to protection in case you accidentally inhale it. , no matter what treatment method you use, it will be useless. Within half an hour, the nose and tears will definitely come out like spring water, and some people may even sneeze non-stop."

"But the divine dog can still smell me."

"Then throw this thing away again." Crystal Chocolate took out a small red bottle with a skull logo on it this time. "This thing is called a highly concentrated red pepper bomb. As long as the gas it volatilizes touches even a little bit, you will be unable to open your eyes for three days, and you won't be able to smell it for a few days. However, this thing will oxidize quickly. If it is It will be ineffective if it does not come into contact with the opponent's eyes and respiratory tract within 5 minutes after being thrown. Also, if you put this directly into the opponent's mouth, it can also kill you."

"Isn't that the one who was burned to death?"

"Of course the super chili powder is powerful. It will be spicy to death if you eat it."

"It sounds really scary. I hope it will be useful to that big dog." I picked up the red bottle and shook it: "How many more are there? Give them all to me."

"Only 10 red pepper bombs are made, and there are many other types."

"Go get it for me, 100 copies of each, and give me all the red pepper bombs." Seeing the crystal chocolate leave, I asked Rose again: "Is there any equipment in the guild suitable for me to use this time? That kind of complete set , not easily recognized. Of course, the attributes should be as good as possible."

"I'll go look for it for you."

Hongyue also jumped up: "I'll go with you."

I nodded and asked Ying again: "Are there any common monsters that are safe to use?"

Ying thought for a long time and said, "It seems there is one. Let me go look for it for you."

It took them a long time to come back after they left. During this time, I searched the treasure house, but I didn't find anything useful. The things in our guild are too iconic. Although they are powerful in combat, they will be found to be our things as soon as they show up. Therefore, many things look good but cannot be used.

Crystal Chocolate was the first to come back. I carried a lot of stuff in my arms. After she explained to me the uses of various potions, Rose and Red Moon also came back. Then the eagle came in again. Ying said with empty hands: "I helped you find a unicorn that can be rented. This is the highest-level Warcraft I can find. There is a limit on the number of rented Warcraft in each city, and the level and type of rented Warcraft are based on the city level. There are differences. Essinger can rent higher-level land. But it has the logo of our guild, so there is really no way to hide it. This beast is a rented beast borrowed from Feng Yin Piaomiao. Although it is not a top-level creature, it can at least make do. . Besides, your level is too low. Unicorns should be more docile."

"Unicorns can only be used as mounts. What should I do after entering the Demon Palace?"

Eagle quickly took out two rings and handed them to me. "This platinum ring is a space ring containing a unicorn. In addition, this black ring contains a furry ball beast. It is for you to use to explore the way into the Demon Palace."

"'Mao' ball beast? Is there any mistake?"

Ying said with some embarrassment: "I really can't do anything about your current level. What do you want me to do with your low level?"

"How about we try that thing?" Hongyue suddenly looked at Rose and asked.

"What is it?" I looked at Rose curiously.

Rose thought for a long time before saying: "Remember the Door of Truth that we got back from Japan?"

"What's wrong?"

"After the repair some time ago, in order to test whether it had returned to normal, we sent people in to do a task. At that time, we asked the Gate of Truth for a method to quickly improve combat capabilities, and the few people who entered actually completed it. Yes. But we have some problems with local laws.”

"What's the problem?"

"We got an extremely fierce creature. The method given by the Gate of Truth to quickly improve is to bring a fierce Warcraft follower. Bringing a powerful combat creature can indeed quickly improve the combat effectiveness, but what we got this time is It was a complete creature, and it was a bit too strong. It took the three masters of our profession to join forces to restrain him. If you can bring such a powerful creature with you, there is indeed some hope."

"Come on." I shook my head like a rattle: "It took three masters to bring him down. Do you think I can control such a perverted creature?"

"Then you can only rely on yourself!"

I nodded and admitted this helpless thing. This body level is relatively low, and it cannot bring easily recognized creatures, so there is really no other way but to rely on yourself.

"Rose, where's the equipment you're looking for?"

"Here." Hongyue held back a smile and took out a set of quite gorgeous clothes.

"What kind of equipment is this?" The set Hongyue took out was a lightweight armor. Moreover, the interior is lined with quite gorgeous robes. The overall feeling is very close to the Order suit I am wearing now, except that the armor seems to be very tight, and it is a tight-fitting armor. Although the clothes seem to be somewhat neutral. But there's nothing too feminine about it, and it doesn't feel like much of a problem. But Hongyue kept snickering beside me, so I always felt like something was wrong.

I tentatively asked Rose with my eyes, but Rose just kept urging me to put it on quickly. The two of them almost forced me to put on new armor. Not to mention, it fits perfectly. The characteristic of light tight-fitting armor is that it only protects important parts and joints, so it is relatively light and has little impact on movement. Generally, archers and assassins like this type of clothing. Of course, a small number of mages and priests also passed through. I looked in the mirror and it looked fine. Eagle's reaction was normal, only Red Moon and Rose were snickering.

The attributes of this set of equipment can be said to be relatively average. After all, it is low-level equipment, so it is not much better. The white armor, white robe, and my white wings really make me look like a light mage.

Ying looked at me in the mirror and suddenly said: "Although this equipment is not easily associated with our guild, if an acquaintance like Erlang Shen encounters it, he might still recognize it."

I thought about it and it does make sense. "How about some disguise?"

"Disguise?" Hongyue suddenly shouted: "Yes! Why not put on some makeup!"

I nodded seriously and said: "Just make me a big scar. From the left corner of my eye to the right side of my face. Then help me use black paint to make some pockmarks. Anyway, even Erlangshen has only seen this face a few times. Let's change it." He may not be able to recognize it if I change my clothes. If I add some pockmarks or something, he won’t even recognize it.”

Hongyue winked at Rose. I was just about to ask them what they meant when I was pushed to the bench, and then Rose took a box from her body. This box is the girls’ favorite cosmetic box. I bought this for Rose. Rose took out a bunch of small bits and pieces and started to apply them on my face. Hongyue pointed beside her.

The eagle stood opposite me and watched the rose and the red moon camouflage me. I was still planning whether to get a few more big black moles or turn my teeth into big buck teeth. Eagle stood opposite, the expression on his face became more and more strange, and finally began to turn red. I asked him curiously: "Did they make my face look disfigured?"

Eagle nodded sharply upon hearing this, but his cheeks began to puff up. He seemed to be holding back a laugh. I thought it was because the painting on my face was so funny that he couldn't help but laugh. I was still trying to comfort him: "Don't laugh. If you don't paint it ugly, it will be a big problem if you are recognized. We are the power of heaven." Unstoppable.”

"Pfft...wahahahaha!" After hearing what I said, Eagle suddenly laughed wildly and rushed out of the secret room.

"Crazy!" I commented on the eagle.

After a few minutes, Bai Ling suddenly ran in. "What are you doing? Eagle smiles like that? I asked him for a long time... ah? This... could it be Zi Ri's trumpet? Hahahahaha...!" Bai Ling actually laughed like the eagle. Rushed out.

Their excessive behavior made me start to worry. Although as a man I don’t care about my appearance, but I can’t be too exaggerated, right? "Rose, what on earth did you paint me into? Isn't it because I'm a ghost? Is it really that ugly?"

"Don't worry, we guarantee that no one will recognize you as Silver Moon after everything is completed."

"As long as no one in the painting recognizes me as a human being."

It took a lot of time for Rose and Hongyue to finally finish their work. Just as I was about to turn around and look in the mirror, they pulled me out. Hongyue also said: "Don't say anything for a while, let's experiment."

I nodded. He was pulled out of the room by the two of them suspiciously. Halfway through, I bumped into Ying and Lark, who were standing in the corridor laughing wildly. They stopped laughing immediately after seeing me coming out. The surprised expression on his face was like seeing a mammoth breakdancing.

Rose made a silent gesture to them and then pulled me towards the conference room. Ying and Bailing immediately followed me with dull eyes. Pushing open the door, we walked into the conference room, where there were many key members of the guild. Everyone looked over when they heard the sound of the door opening, but for a moment everyone was stunned.

Is my makeup really that ugly? All the people in the room were stunned. It took a long time before a snap was heard in the quiet room. The pen in King Chuang's hand fell on the table, and the sound woke everyone up. Standing next to King Chuang, Big Pot Rice and King Chuang rushed over together. The two of them pushed each other and tried to pull each other behind.

"Hello, I am King Chuang, the commander-in-chief of the navy in my guild. I don't know what to call Miss?"

I'm not a fool. I understood everything with just one sentence from King Chuang. Rose and Red Moon did not paint me in an ugly direction at all, they definitely painted me in the opposite direction.

Su Mei pushed aside Chuang Wang and Da Guofan and walked up to me and looked me up and down: "Sister, you are so beautiful."

Ah Wei and Jin Coin also came over. Ah Wei looked like a pig and said, "Hey! Why was I so impulsive in the first place?" After speaking, he looked at the gold coins.

"Do you want to die?" Jin Coin immediately flew into a rage and chased Ah Wei.

Vida just came in from the outside with a stack of documents in his arms. When he saw us, his eyes immediately focused on my face. After looking at it for a long time, he thought about it and asked Rose next to him: "Who is this person in the meeting?"

"Don't you know him?" Rose deliberately asked Vida.

Vader hesitated for a long time before speaking: "The temperament has a little bit of that of President Zi Ri, and it feels more like the same soul body of President Zi Ri called Silver Moon. The identity mark and Ming Ming are the same, I don't I remember when such a person was promoted in the guild! May I ask if this is the newly added vice-president? Could it be President Ziri’s sister?”

After hearing Vida's words, everyone suddenly reacted and stared at me again, but looking at their expressions, you knew they were unsure. The little girl Su Mei was the most savage. She jumped up and pressed my chest and shouted, "It's Brother Ziri's trumpet!"

Chuang Wang and Zhong Guofan immediately foamed at the mouth and fainted to the ground. Ah Wei was also knocked to the ground by the gold coins and was stomped on. Several girls immediately surrounded him.

Shura Ziyi 'touched' my face: "How did you draw this?"

Rose smiled and said: "Purple Japan's skin is better than that of girls. I only helped her add a little bit of redness."

Zhenhong pointed at my eyes: "Isn't this too charming?"

Hong Yue immediately helped explain: "Zi Ri is a man after all. Although the small Yin Yue is more feminine, the lines are still not completely feminine, so we helped him glue on false eyelashes. Use eye shadow to lift up the corners of your eyes to increase the charm of women and cover up the eyes of men."

Su Mei immediately said: "Brother Ziri, why do you put on makeup to look like a woman?"

"Because I just took on a mission. I can't be discovered by heaven."

Su Mei immediately nodded and said: "Then your outfit is very suitable. Even if Erlangshen comes face to face with you, he won't recognize who you are."

Gold Coin suddenly jumped out and said: "Our guild will hold a beauty pageant in a while. Let's make an agreement first. You are not allowed to participate."

"Tch, I won't go even if you invite me! This time it was Rose and Red Moon who caused trouble. I originally wanted them to make me a fake scar and then pockmark it."

Rose immediately defended: "We are not movie special effects makeup artists. Girls use their own makeup to make beautiful paintings. Who can do scars? Besides, it would be a pity not to make beautiful paintings on such a good template."

Hongyue also said: "In terms of beauty, your trumpet is already among the top ten in the guild. But we girls usually wear some light makeup. Even if we don't like dressing up, we will at least wear headdresses or something. You Because you are a man, you don’t have any decorations, and your walking posture and various habits are completely masculine, so you can usually only be ranked at the bottom of the top ten. If you dress like this today, pay more attention to the small details. , she is definitely the most beautiful woman in this industry.”

Rose immediately added: "You might as well dress up like this when you need to conduct covert operations in the future."

"Bring me a mirror first. I haven't seen it myself yet."

"Here." Ying took a large mirror and stood it in front of me.

Oh my god! Is this still me? These eyes, these noses, these lips! I heard in the past that gossip magazines often like to publish comparative photos of movie stars with and without makeup. At that time, I thought there should be no difference. Now I know how great a makeup artist is. In the past, I just looked like a boy and a girl, and anyone with a discerning eye could tell that I was a man. But now, I think even my mother would consider me a daughter!

At first I didn't think much of the armor on them, but now with this face, I finally understand why Hongyue and Rose chose this equipment. It seems that they had already planned to disguise me, and this armor was chosen for this purpose.

Even if my face looks like a woman, I am still a man. I don’t have certain parts of a woman, and my figure is not that of a woman’s. Although Yinyue's body is not strong. But my body doesn’t have the graceful curves that women have. I keep a straight line to the end, without turning at all. But this equipment on the body just happens to cover up the different parts of all men and women.

This set of armor is tight-fitting, and the waist is tightened very tightly, because the body is soft and will naturally sag when the armor is tucked in. The chest is originally the main point of difference between men and women, but this armor has a heart protector, so the chest is padded a bit high. If an ordinary man wears it on someone else. This height can easily be understood as thicker armor. But if it is worn by a man with a face like mine, others will think wrong at first glance.

The most annoying thing is that there is a mage's robe under the armor. My legs do not have female curves, but my skin is very fair. Normally, the robe hangs down to the middle of the calf, with combat boots reaching knee height underneath. Others cannot see the legs, but once strenuous exercise occurs, a section of the calf will be exposed from time to time. The robe will fall naturally, and even if it is exposed, it will only be exposed for a short moment. Others have preconceived ideas and believe that I am a woman. When they see my legs passing by, they can only see a white patch. Pay attention to the curve problem. I am a man myself, so of course I know very well how a man would feel "obscene" in this situation. Therefore, this set of armor covers all the differences between men and women, and the remaining parts that can be seen are indistinguishable.

As if that wasn't enough, Rose took out two more metal rings and handed them to me. I looked at the two golden rings and asked, "What are these for?"

Hongyue took one and put one on my arm together with Rose. "Neither this armor nor the robe has arm parts. Your upper arm muscles are slightly developed. You can cover them with this set. It also shows that your skin is whiter."

Rose immediately followed: "Gold is also worn by different people. Do you know why people now like platinum without gold? In fact, gold is also very beautiful, and more expensive than platinum, but gold shows skin. People who wear gold will have their skin highlighted. If you have rough or dark skin, you must not wear gold jewelry. If you have good skin, wearing gold will highlight the smoothness and whiteness of your skin."

"I'm going on a mission, not to tease Kaizi. It's enough if I can't recognize him. Don't make it too exaggerated, okay? What if I'm surrounded by a group of perverts as soon as I come out? Silver Moon is not Purple. The sun cannot scare those big bad wolves."

Jin Coin immediately said: "That's just right. If you encounter a pervert, bring them back together. It just so happens that Shura Ziyi and the others don't have boyfriends. You can help them find them together."

"It's better that you go find it yourself. I have to complete the task tomorrow morning, so I don't have much time to waste. Let's first say that I am sacrificing myself for the guild this time. You are not allowed to tell anyone about my appearance."

"Don't worry, we know you are great." Hongyue was almost laughing.

I turned around and moved around and it felt okay. "Where's the staff? If anyone has a staff, bring me one. I need to find some people to form a team first. I can't bring anyone from my guild with me on this mission."

Ah Wei immediately said: "As you are now, stop in the city center and shout who wants to team up with you. I guarantee that the scale will reach more than 10,000 people in three minutes."