Chapter 538 A Handyman in the General Department
"Yu Shici, are you having a seizure? What are you doing with that warm thing?"
Han Qian, who was at work, was hiding in the bathroom and humming into his cell phone. Yu Shici, who was far away in Europe, was yawning like she was dreaming and moaning so loudly that no one should make any sound. She guessed that Han Qian was about to hang up the phone before she spoke.
"We are all adults now. We need to pay close attention to sex education for our eldest ladies. It's not okay for a 26-year-old girl who doesn't understand anything. Is this why you called me?"
Han Qian gritted his teeth in anger and whispered.
"Educate your uncle, as if you understand, don't you know that everything in the video is fake? Are you here to watch people killing pigs, and then teach people to raise pigs?"
"Hmm~~Hmph, do you want to try it if I understand it or not?"
"In broad daylight, please let me know where people are going. Don't make any noise."
"Brother! There's a jet lag. It's dark here now. Even Zhou Papi has to give people some time to rest. I've been on a plane for ten hours!"
"Bye-Bye."
"Wait a minute, Han Qian, let me ask you something, who did you give your virginity to?"
Toot toot.
Yu Shici stared blankly at the hung up phone call for a few seconds, then threw away the phone, adjusted the air conditioner temperature to 18 degrees, covered herself with a quilt to catch up on her sleep, and waited until she got back to clean up little Han Qian.
In addition, Yu Shici also hopes that Wen Nuan can get rid of Han Qian quickly. Among all the girls around Han Qian, Yu Shici only supports Wen Nuan. Although she is a bit naive, this does not prevent her from supporting Wen Nuan and Han Qian at all.
Walking out of the bathroom, Han Qian felt angry. If Yu Shici, a female hooligan, stayed by Nuan Nuan's side, she would teach Nuan Nuan bad lessons sooner or later. Can she be kicked out? After driving Yu Shici away, there is really no one around Nuan Nuan.
This female gangster really has two skills.
When he walked out of the bathroom and met female colleagues from other departments in the same building, Han Qian nodded to them and showed what he thought was a friendly smile. As a result, these female colleagues immediately crossed their arms and left in a panic as if they had met a gangster. go.
Returning to the General Department confused, Han Qian looked back towards the corridor and said.
"What's going on? Everyone looks at me as if they're seeing a plague. I haven't done much lately?"
Yao Xue handed the water glass to Han Qian and smiled.
"Master Han, help me get a cup of coffee? Remember to put sugar in it."
Han Qian reached out and took the cup, Yao Xue smiled.
"Now your reputation is not very good in the company, especially after Xiao Liang'er got married. You are the only one with the most gossip in the company. Besides, the news that you are a virgin has spread. Some people say that you are hungry and not selective about food. Look. The girl’s eyes were red.”
He bent down to take a cup of coffee, added two pieces of sugar, put it on Yao Xue's table, and curled his lips.
"I'm not the kind of person who doesn't care about food. A normal little girl would just run away. I think the cleaning lady ran away when she saw me and didn't catch me smoking."
Yao Xue smiled, and then Fang Shanshan shouted.
'Brother Qian'er, please help me get a cup of coffee. I feel so sleepy after staying up late. ’
"Han Qian, make me a cup of tea."
"Brother, the cold drinks I ordered for everyone have arrived. You can go downstairs to help get them."
Han Qian just took Shanshan's cup, but the girl quickly took it back and laughed.
"If you have milk tea, don't drink coffee."
Han Qian tilted his head and looked at everyone in the General Department, closed his eyes and sighed.
"Okay! Masters and aunts, Xiao Qian will go downstairs to get you milk tea right now. Don't worry, don't worry!"
Han Qian had just walked to the door of the General Department. The security captain was standing at the door of the General Department with two bags in his hands and a smile on his face. This guy brought the takeaway. Han Qian was no longer needed. Yao Xue and Xu Jian The two of them stood up and took the cold milk tea drinks, sharing one cup each.
When it was Han Qian's turn, there was still one cup left, but Han Qian couldn't laugh, so he frowned and whispered.
"Which one of you will switch with me? I don't like iced coffee very much."
Everyone looked embarrassed, Qian Wan smiled.
"It's not for you, and I didn't know you would come to work today. It's for Sister Yang. You go and deliver it."
"Hey! I am getting less and less status. Where is Su Liang?"
"Going to the construction site."
Han Qian turned around to deliver the coffee, and just as he was about to knock on the door, little Yang Jia suddenly appeared, stretched out his hand to snatch the cold drink from Han Qian's hand, inserted a straw and took a big sip, shouting happily, and then waved to Han Qian.
"My sister has been feeling unwell these past few days and cannot drink anything cold."
Han Qian tilted his head and asked.
"What's wrong? What's wrong with you? Your face looked fine when I met Sister Yang this morning."
Little Sister Yang looked at Han Qian with raised eyebrows, then kicked him in the calf and said angrily.
"A woman feels uncomfortable for a few days every month. Do I still need to report it to you? It seems like a bad day, and the iced coffee doesn't taste good. Don't buy it next time."
He said it didn't taste good, but he was not idle, Han Qian curled his lips and said disdainfully.
"I didn't buy it, I bought it with a lot of money."
"My Wanwan has good taste. She knows that drinking iced coffee is the most comfortable when it's hot. Wanwan."
"Hey! Jiajia."
Han Qian reached out and pinched Yang Jia's ears, frowning.
"You are no longer a single person, you are still a double standard person."
"If you pull my ears again, I'll bite you. You can rest assured about one thing now. Mr. Yan has a lot of work on his hands. He is currently training the heads of the Planning Department and the Operations Department in the office."
Ji Jing was trained?
Han Qian frowned and asked softly.
"What's wrong with Aunt Ji?"
Little Yang Jia tilted her head and whispered.
"It seems because Mr. Yan saw that you had done all the documents in the operations department, and then Mr. Yan said that if you were free, go clean the women's toilet on the 14th floor. Director Ji said that she would do it, and then she was scolded. Oh, oh! I almost forgot about the real thing."
While talking, little Yang Jia drank a cup of iced coffee. Han Qian was really impressed by the time he drank while talking. Little Yang Jia nuzzled at Liu Jiulong.
"Vice Liu, Mr. Yan asked your General Department to prepare several investment plans and submit them. This task was also sent to the Investment Department. Mr. Yan said that each department will be rewarded 10,000 yuan for each plan that passes it. Whichever department passes the most will get another 10,000 yuan. The additional bonus and two days of vacation are also very severe, so be careful."
There are rewards and punishments.
It's Yan Qingqing's character. Liu Jiulong asked in a low voice what the punishment was, and Xiao Yangjia narrowed her eyes and smiled.
"The punishment is to transfer Su Liang, Yao Xue and Han Qian to the marketing department and business department. My sister will be demoted to deputy director, and Deputy Liu will be transferred to the branch."
Everyone started to praise him with excitement on their faces, and Liu Jiulong's face was even more nervous. Leaving the General Department is equivalent to leaving Yang Lan's little baby. Although it is said that he will never have the chance to kiss Fangze in this life, but This looks very comfortable, after all, we are still under the same roof.
Yan Qingqing started torturing people again. Now Han Qian really didn't know what Glory could invest in. Little Yang Jia skipped away, Han Qian rubbed his hands at her back, and then sighed.
"Everyone, if you have any ideas, start preparing. I don't want to be transferred."
Liu Jiulong sighed softly.
"Me too, and if the three of you are transferred away, half of the General Department will be abandoned. Everyone! Let's encourage each other."
The atmosphere in the General Department became heavy.
During lunch, Cheng Jin called and asked about the meeting between Han Qian and Niu Guodong, which made Secretary Niu angry. Han Qian whispered about being buried alive over the age of sixty, and Cheng Jin was silent for a few seconds. "Zhong," he said softly and resentfully.
"You're lucky if I don't beat you to death. Did he tell you about the failure of investment promotion in the city?"
Han Qian nodded.
"Indeed, he said that I ruined the investment and asked me to solve the problem of the unemployed. If he didn't say this, I couldn't say that he would be buried alive if he was over sixty years old. What do I do? I'll go Solve the employment problem."
"He is like this. Don't pay attention to him. I have something to talk to you about. I don't know how big the businesses in the city are. I did some research this time when I went to the countryside. Poverty There are still a lot of people, which company should I operate on?"
"You are wrong in what you said. This is not surgery, this is called attracting investment. First tell me how you plan to manage it. Are you going to do business with your yamenmen and bring the people rich, or are you just talking about investing and making money, or are you talking about us? Businessmen do it themselves.”
"I don't have any ideas, so I asked your boy for help."
"How to help? You will definitely lose money. It is better to let Glory and Changxiang give you 50 million a year. Then you can share it yourself. No company or group will let people from the Yamen Gate put their hands in, but! You are so If you do it, you will be owed a favor, and if you don’t do it, you will be sued for blackmail.”
"So I'm asking your boy to help me. Come up with a solution quickly."
"You can kill me. Glory, Changxiang, Huitian, Shuncheng, and Tu Xiao, none of them are in the agricultural and sideline products business, nor are they in the food business. Didn't they say that if you want to get rich, build roads first? Have fewer children and more trees.”
"Little bastard, are you playing with me? Where are you? I'll go find you."
"My honest official, can you please stop torturing me?"
"cannot!"
Cheng Jin hung up the phone, but Han Qian didn't take it to heart and lowered his head to eat. Qian Wan asked Han Qian in a low voice if Mayor Cheng was in trouble again. Han Qian took a big mouthful of rice and said vaguely.
"The old guy had nothing to do with his behavior. He saw that I wasn't tired at all. He had to eat. After dinner, I went to find a place to sleep. My head hurts when I see Cheng Jin."
Qian Wan nodded thoughtfully and whispered.
"I probably can't come either."
As a result, before the meal was finished, Han Qian was taken to Yan Qingqing's office by Qian Ling. He had nothing to do but asked how his contacts with the parents of several girls were going. Han Qian sighed softly.
"Everything is like paste, and I feel like paste now, old guy Cheng Jin..."
Before he finished speaking, the door of Yan Qingqing's office was pushed open. Cheng Jin nodded to Qian Ling, and then looked at Yan Qingqing.
"Mr. Yan, lend this boy to the Yamenmen for a few days, and I will pay you back a favor when the time comes."
Favor at the Yamen Gate?
Yan Qingqing's eyes lit up, but Han Qian quit and glared at Cheng Jin angrily.
"You're looking for me! What does it have to do with Glory? I'm going back to the General Department first!"
Han Qian opened the door and left. Cheng Jin nodded to the two women in the room, and then caught up with Han Qian's verbosity all the way.