Chapter 253 Modern Children
There was a pile of jelly on the table. It was Han Qian who asked Xiao Yangjia to contribute. Yan Qingqing had returned to her place and rested with her head covered. She clearly realized that she didn't like children, especially Xiao Beibei. So big.
If it weren't for the fact that this child is Yang Lan's precious daughter, Yan Qingqing would definitely be made to cry by her.
Han Qian divided the jellies into three piles and asked Xiao Beibei to count how many there were. He turned to look at Xiao Yang Jia and asked doubtfully.
"Is it so hard for Xiao Beibei to study at home?"
Xiao Yang Jia also looked a little confused and shook her head blankly.
"No! I don't need my sister to watch me at home. Maybe I want to act coquettishly in front of you."
Han Qian also guessed the answer and sighed softly.
Children of single parents are always more precocious and strange than children with healthy parents.
When Han Qian lowered his head, Xiao Beibei had already raised his head, and grandma's voice was firm.
"Uncle, fourteen! Three fifty-four!"
Snapped!
Han Qian slapped his forehead. He clearly divided the five into piles, and divided them into three piles in total. How could there be only fourteen? Han Qian said slightly angrily.
"Counting again."
Xiao Beibei obediently counted the jelly balls, drooling while counting, and the result was still fourteen. Han Qian was also confused. Could it be that one was missing just now? I squatted down and counted them myself. It was impossible for such a big person to be unable to count more than a dozen jelly balls. It turned out that there were really fourteen.
Um?
Did you count wrong just now? Han Qian raised his head and looked at Xiao Yang Jia, who was looking out the window. Han Qian lowered his head and counted again, but the result was wrong again, one less! Han Qian glanced at Li Er. Li Er stood up and opened his mouth to express his innocence. When he looked at Xiao Beibei, the little loli imitated Li Er's look and was extremely cute.
Finally, little Tu Kun was left. The girl stood up and climbed over the sofa to run away. Han Qian stepped on the coffee table and grabbed little Tu Kun by the back collar. Little Tu Kun turned his head and smiled implicitly at Han Qian, narrowing his eyes. , Leng didn’t open his mouth.
No need to guess?
Han Qian was so angry that he was grinding his teeth because of this little Tu Kun's ears. He was teaching Xiao Beibei to learn. Her trouble would make Xiao Beibei think that three to five really equals fourteen. Tu Kun was also strong-skinned, so he was being treated like this by his ears. He kept mouthing while he was doing it, and after swallowing the jelly, he began to beg for mercy.
"Uncle, I'm hungry! I haven't eaten lunch yet."
Snapped!
Han Qian slapped Xiao Tu Kun on the forehead, frowned and scolded.
"Why don't you scream when you're hungry when you're playing games in an Internet cafe? Are you hungry when you see me? Am I a milk bottle?"
Little Tukun lowered his head and muttered softly.
“There’s someone at the internet cafe selling lunch boxes at noon…”
After saying this, he saw that Han Qian was about to take action again, and ran away, shouting "Auntie" for help. Li Er was afraid that Han Qian would forget about him, and asked Han Qian doubtfully if he had a girlfriend? As his brother-in-law, he will keep it secret on behalf of Han Qian.
Han Qian was so angry that he was about to take action. Xiao Beibei also came to Yan Qingqing's table and shouted, "Uncle mua." ’
No more!
He would definitely be pissed off here. Han Qian picked up Xiao Beibei and sent it to Yang Lan. He would definitely be led astray by these two bastards here. He just walked out of the door holding Xiao Beibei, but suddenly in a few seconds Turning back, he opened the door and said coldly to the two bastards in the office.
"You two don't like reading, right? Go to a dinner party with me tonight."
Little Yang Jia, who was squatting beside Yan Qingqing for protection, revealed half of his head behind the desk and whispered.
"What kind of dinner? Are you going on a date?"
Li Er also spoke.
"If you want to have dinner with my old lady, I won't go."
"Whether you want to go or not doesn't matter, Mr. Yan! If they don't obey, they'll be beaten to death. If they don't learn from it!"
The two bastards were dissatisfied, but they didn't dare to refute.
After Han Qian left, Yan Qingqing bent down and held Tu Kun's little face, smiling.
"Why are you so afraid of him? Han Qian is so scary."
Little Tukun sighed, nodded vigorously, and whispered.
"My dad said he'd beat me, but I wasn't afraid! I could still resist or run away from home, but my dad would just scare me, but not my uncle. He really knew how to beat me. Even if I'm naughty, I know who Who is good to me and who is bad to me? Isn’t it because my uncle is good to my father because I call him uncle? He fulfills his duties as an uncle. As a niece, I can’t be ignorant of good and evil, right auntie.”
Yan Qingqing pinched Tu Kun's little nose, wrinkled her nose and nodded, whispering "You're so sensible", and then looked at Li Er who was sitting on the sofa writing the test paper, his warm brother, Yan Qingqing didn't like it at all, and curled her lips road.
"Li Er, are you afraid of your brother-in-law?"
Li Er raised his head and said in astonishment.
"Afraid? I'm afraid? I'm scared to death, okay? Sister Qingqing, don't have any hostility towards me. Although I am my sister's brother, I prefer my brother-in-law. If you two become , I will change my name and call you sister. Even though my sister is so bear-like, she has a good skin. She could only marry my brother-in-law under the guise of a lantern."
Yan Qingqing curled her lips and smiled.
"Being glib, answer my question."
Li Er scratched his head and laughed.
"What I have for my brother-in-law is not fear, but respect. I know that my brother-in-law is very good. Except for math problems, he can't do anything. My old man wants me to learn from my brother-in-law. In addition to knowing how to call my daddy, He didn’t learn anything else, and he also beat me, which was quite severe. My old man agreed very much with this, saying that a strict teacher will produce a good disciple, and a stick will produce a filial son.”
beat?
Thinking of Han Qian's action, Yan Qingqing smiled.
"Are you angry after being beaten?"
Li Er slapped his legs and shouted.
"I'm angry, I must be angry. When I was beaten at first, I felt very unconvinced. I went to my parents and my aunt to say bad things about him. Later, my sister told me that only those who care about you will discipline you. If you make a mistake, I will beat you. If you don’t take you seriously, no one will care whether you die or not. When I think about it, this is indeed the truth. In order not to get beaten, try not to make mistakes. But my father and my brother-in-law are different. My dad beats me whether I make a mistake or not. I'm used to it and I don't feel the pain anymore. Sister Qingqing, when did you and my brother-in-law start? Does my sister know?"
He was such a talkative person that Yan Qingqing and Xiao Tu Kun just listened to him.
Han Qian, who returned to the General Department, held Xiao Beibei and sat on his lap. He put on headphones for little Lolita and watched the cartoons played on the computer. During this period, Yang Lan came out to look for Xiao Beibei and saw Xiao Beibei sitting there. In Han Qian's arms, Han Qian was coaxing the child with snacks in his left hand and yogurt in his right hand. Yang Lan smiled happily, stepped forward and nodded Xiao Beibei's head, took off his earphones and whispered softly.
"Watch for ten minutes and then go read."
Xiao Beibei raised his head, glanced at Yang Lan, and whispered.
"Mom, I have read books. My uncle taught me."
Thinking of the scene of teaching Xiao Beibei to study, Han Qian suddenly felt a pain in his head. He put Xiao Beibei on the chair and sighed at Yang Lan.
"Sister Yang, please teach Xiao Beibei the multiplication table of 355."
After hearing this, Yang Lan frowned and said doubtfully.
"Teaching formula tables? She can memorize them. She can do addition, subtraction and multiplication within a hundred."
After hearing this, Han Qian lowered his head and glared angrily, then poked the little Loli's face, who giggled while watching the cartoon.
How are children today smarter than children of their time?